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This scene is really embarrassing.

When this idea came to mind, Steve was sitting on the large sofa beside his desk in a daze.At this time, more than 10 minutes had passed since he walked in the door, but there was still an unbearable silence in the whole office. None of them spoke or moved, as if someone had just blown the air here. Withdrawing it, and then pressing the still button, it was so quiet that the soft sound of the elevator running downstairs could be heard clearly.

Probably unable to face this scene, behind the desk, Fury was pretending to read the information on the table seriously, trying to leave the silence to the other two people in the room to resolve.And Garrod huddled on the sofa opposite Steve, his eyes wandering, reducing his sense of existence again and again, trying to pretend that nothing happened just now, maintaining a certain embarrassment on his face without losing sight of it. Polite smile.

To be honest, are my breasts really that attractive?

I couldn't help but look down, remembering that when I sent my autographed photo to "Zhi Jin Hua", the other party also specifically stated that they should be able to see the breasts.Captain America, who was completely unaware that he had already defeated most girls on the planet, sighed silently, quietly thinking about whether to press more secretly when he went back, and it would be best to press back a little, so that probably there would be no more So compelling?

"……cough."

I really can't stand to see their American spirit thinking about their chest muscles.Keeping the posture of bowing his head and competing with the tablet, Fury coughed lightly, hoping to remind the captain that this is not the time to study chest, keep a low profile, they are all serious people, and they still have business to do.

Ok.

Sitting up straight from the sofa, Steve silently retracted his eyes and cleared his throat.And Garrod simultaneously moved his gaze from his chest to his face, without blinking, with convincing innocence and integrity written all over him.

"It's like this." Glancing at the former director of S.H.I.E.L.D., the captain said seriously: "I think Fury has just mentioned to you that we hope you can become one of us and join the Avengers. Action. I have come to S.H.I.E.L.D. today to formally extend your invitation."

"Yes."

Looking straight into his eyes, Garrod nodded: "But as I said just now, I'm sorry that I don't want to join, Captain. I'm not suitable for the kind of life that is always in a fighting state, and Fury should be fine with that." clear."

Although he is in the human society of the 21st century and inevitably has some lingering shadows, he is still an elf in essence, and no elf would like to fight, even if he has accumulated thousands of years in this regard The experience is the same.

Unless, there is a reason to have to fight.

"I can understand that."

From the very beginning of the hijacking of the cake shop, he knew that Garald was more pursuing a peaceful and stable life than becoming a superhero.Steve sighed, his blue sea-like eyes were full of gentleness:

"But even if you don't like it, in order to protect something, sometimes you still have to do it. Not only because of your ability, but also because of the responsibility that this ability brings."

"There are obligations," Fury added.

Having said that, it is already obvious what is contained in it.After living for thousands of years, Jialude still can't even hear this.

"So, you are implying that I have a reason to join the Avengers." Mr. Elf narrowed his eyes slightly: "What is it? I guess it has something to do with the half-orcs who invaded New York half a month ago?"

"That's it."

Nodding, Steve and Fury confronted each other, and finally the latter answered him: "Since we found out that Hydra was connected with those monsters, our people have investigated it and found more interesting things. thing."

He tapped his finger on the table, and he pushed a not-so-thin book over: "The races from the same world, SHIELD found elves, and Hydra found half-orcs, it does sound fair. .”

"is it?"

Picking up the file folder and flipping through it, his eyes fell on the line of intelligence assessment, Garrod couldn't help raising his eyebrows: "Where is the fairness? They almost have an army, and they are still copying them. And you But it's just me."

"That's enough." Fury leaned back on the chair with folded arms, and raised his chin in Steve's direction: "We have the entire S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers. In the future, there will be an ultimate Know the elves of our opponents."

"As long as you can join us." Captain America nodded sincerely.

...sounds reasonable.

It may be that Fury's vision is too impassioned, or Captain America's eyes are too sincere.Frightened a little by the two people's chorus, Jarod almost nodded subconsciously, but he reacted quickly and stopped his movements in time.

"So, you just want to find a partner who can help you eliminate the orcs."

Xin said that by joining the Avengers to bind himself with them, this is definitely Fury's idea.Mr. Elf sighed silently, looked at the two people in front of him, his expression was between helplessness and amused:

"I've said it a long time ago, Captain. It is my duty to eliminate the orcs. Even if you don't do this, I will definitely go with you. You really don't have to worry about it."

In his long life and memory, he personally killed countless orcs, and witnessed countless disasters caused by them.It is a kind of hatred that modern humans have long been difficult to understand, and there is no possibility of any reconciliation.These monsters bred from the fallen sons of Iluvatar have always been the old enemies of all living things in Middle-earth. Once they meet, one of them will be destroyed forever.

So, of course he wouldn't turn a blind eye to this matter.

Garrod thought silently.

And he also likes this era very much, and he likes this world that always surprises him. If the orcs or something else destroys it, Mr. Elf thinks that he will feel very sad.

"very good."

Obviously very happy with the result.After getting Garrod's promise that he would do his best to help the half-orcs, Fury nodded quickly, and looked at the elf with a kinder look in his eyes: "Then wish us a happy cooperation in advance."

"Of course." Garrod also narrowed his eyes: "This is the best choice for all of us."

It was obvious that they hit it off right away, and the two looked at each other, and it was rare to see each other pleasing to the eye, and they both smiled very gratifiedly.However, in the friendly and harmonious atmosphere in the office, only Steve frowned slightly. Although this result was in line with expectations, and there was no need to go back to face the problem of conflicting positions between elves and Hawkeye, but for some reason , he just couldn't be as happy as Fury from the bottom of his heart, and he was even a little dissatisfied.

I actually really wanted to invite him to join us.

Sitting on the sofa, thinking about it with a serious expression.At this time, Fury's deputy, Maria Hill, just pushed the door in, interrupting his urge to say something. Steve could only stare at the elf with a bright smile on the opposite side. Reluctantly shutting his mouth, he always felt a little panicked in his heart.

Agent Hill should have brought some very important news to Fury, and the expression on his face gradually became serious, but Steve was not in the mood and politely refused to listen.Blaming all this on his own sincerity was understood as having other plans, he thought for a while, hesitated, and silently took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and skillfully boarded the LEX interface.

The avatar of "Fried Golden Flower" is on, but it is not sure whether it is on-hook or online, but Steve always has a way to verify it.Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, the captain quietly opened the dialog box, hid the phone behind his shield, and typed a line.

"The Star-Spangled Banner: Is there?" "

"Star-Spangled Banner: I need your help. "

After showing that the transmission was successful, I nervously waited for the other party to reply.Therefore, the captain, who has always had four times the hearing, naturally ignored the almost simultaneous buzzing from the opposite sofa.

He was idly waiting for Agent Hill's report to Fury, but suddenly felt the phone vibrate in his pocket.Garald held it in front of his eyes, stared blankly at the message from "Star-Spangled Banner", and then opened the dialogue box without hesitation to reply:

""Fried Golden Flower": What's wrong? "

Within a few seconds, the message from the other party arrived again:

"The Star-Spangled Banner: I need to ask you something. "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: Something about...well, about my work. "

""Fried Golden Flower": What do you think?If I can help you. "

""Star-Spangled Banner": If I really want someone to join our group, but the other party is not willing, how should I persuade him to come?" "

"Star-Spangled Banner: It's okay, you've always been someone who can help me. "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: Can you give me a suitable suggestion?" "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: Of course, it doesn't matter if it doesn't fit.As long as it is what you say, I can try it. "

""Fried Golden Flower"..."

"Star-Spangled Banner" rarely sends several messages in a row like this, after all, he has the hand speed of an old man, as well as the politeness and stability that are rarely seen in this era.Therefore, looking at the chat bubbles that belonged to the other party all over the screen, for a moment, Jialuode was really a little confused and didn't know what to do.

""Zha Jin Hua": Uh... well, have you asked why the other party is unwilling to join your group? "

""Zha Jin Hua": Could it be that his request was not met by you? "

Require?

Staring blankly at the phone screen, Steve couldn't help but think of the embarrassment that was so thick that it almost materialized when he just walked in the door.

"The Star-Spangled Banner: I'm not sure about that. "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: But he did make a... er, physical request of me. "

"..."

What the hell?

Without taking a breath, Jarod almost choked to death.

""Fried Golden Flower": What? ! ? "

""Fried Golden Flower": He actually wants to *harass you? ? ! ! "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: Well, I don't think so. "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: He's pretty good-looking, after all. "

""Fried Golden Flower": ... Oh. "

Extremely desperate for this face-seeking world, the elf angrily flipped through the phone and sent a 'hehe' emoji.

The "Star-Spangled Banner" simply smiled back at him as a sign of friendliness, almost choking Jarod to death.

"The Star-Spangled Banner: So, probably not the question. "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: I think he misunderstood me.Think I invited him in just to take advantage of some aspect of his value in a different direction. "

""Fried Golden Flower": But it's actually not like that? "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: Of course not. "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: Because I feel happy in our group and I hope he does. "

Sure enough, it was something the "Star-Spangled Banner" would do.

I have long known that he is such an upright and gentle man.With a rather weird sense of pride, Garrod subconsciously raised a smile:

""Fried Golden Flower": Ask him out for a cup of coffee. "

""Zha Jin Hua": Then talk to him, he will understand you. "

Of course, understanding is understanding, and whether to agree or not is another matter, let alone a guy who has unreasonable thoughts about the "Star-Spangled Banner" body.His family's "Star-Spangled Banner" is so beautiful, how can there be such a bastard in the world who doesn't know what to do and wants to tarnish him?

Unaware that he was scolding himself, Jialuode thought for a while, bowed his head and typed a line on the phone, wanting to remind netizens to be careful about his chastity, but before he sent it, he heard the office Fury behind the desk coughed dissatisfiedly, pulling his attention away from the screen and back to reality.

At the same time, Steve also raised his head from behind the shield, quickly stuffed the phone back into his pocket, and looked over with a straight face, as if he was not the one who sneaked around just now.

"Gentlemen, I think you'll have business to do right away."

It never occurred to me that as soon as I looked up, I caught two old people who were quietly playing with their mobile phones.Fury now really wants to know what he has missed, why two elderly people whose combined age can break out of the universe will become addicted to the Internet and cannot extricate themselves.But thinking of Agent Hill's report just now, he still held back his curiosity, pressed a few times on the table, and put the information on the mid-air virtual screen, signaling the two to take a closer look.

It was a map marked with many red triangles.

"Our men located several strongholds of HYDRA in Eastern Europe."

After clicking a certain mark on the map, Fury spoke slowly:

"But the intercepted secret information is too messy, and we can't judge which is the stronghold where they cultivated that kind of monster. So, captain, I hope you can find it, then go there, and completely destroy the contents inside. Lose."

"We cannot allow what happened in New York to be repeated elsewhere."

"I know." Nodding, Steve's expression suddenly became serious: "I will notify Tony and let them get ready."

Fury looked the other way again.

"Don't look at me, just call me when you need to act."

After hesitating for a moment, Jialuode continued: "Of course, it would be even better if you can help me make up for the bonus deducted due to leave."

"Such small things Stark will help you."

Without hesitation, he threw the pot out, Fury rolled his eyes towards the ceiling, and waved for the elf to leave quickly.And Steve wanted to go back to the Avengers Building to start preparations, and he didn't plan to stay here any longer. The two were sent to the elevator at the door by Agent Hill. Although the captain repeatedly stated that he was not as old as this, the other party still insisted. Helped him press the floor button, and told Coulson to pick him up in the lobby on the first floor.

Garald smiled secretly, then straightened the corners of his mouth before Steve looked over, and stood beside the captain with a serious face.

The elevator door slowly closed before their eyes.

A confined space will always reduce the distance between two people infinitely, and make the originally good atmosphere very strange.Squeezed behind by Captain America's muscles four times larger than normal people, looking at his broad back, Garald, who would always unconsciously think of those half-naked photos, looked away in embarrassment, and just wanted to sneak a place, but happened to He met Steve's gaze over his shoulder.

"I think we need to talk." As if he had made up his mind, he said thoughtfully, "So when we get back, can I invite you to have a cup of coffee?"

Garrod: ...Oh.

But why do I feel that I have seen this routine before?

The author has something to say: Garrod: You actually used the routine I taught you to trick me? !

Big Shield: Your friend "Star-Spangled Banner" has gone offline and gave you a Meme by the way.