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According to the description of the Avengers' unnamed general attack Black Widow, what happened that day is this:

After trying to beat his savior unilaterally but failed, a senior S.H.I.E.L.D. agent sat on the ground with tears in his eyes, and yelled out all the crap about him being shot off the roof with a noise of [-] decibels, and said Greeted the whole family of the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. who sent him that mission by the way - oh of course, he wasn't scolding you, Coulson, the director was still Fury at the time - until Captain America hurried over with the shield on his back, and in some After the agent misremembered his field code, the birthday of the President of the United States, and Bucky Barnes' military serial number one after another, he was judged to be mildly demented, and immediately contacted the S.H.I.E.L.D. treat.And he led the newly joined archers to continue to fight, and made great contributions to saving the people of New York who were in dire straits.

"Wait, it's not fair." Lying on a stretcher and letting logistics agents treat his wounds, Clint stared at the black widow in front of him with a half-smile, and couldn't help protesting strongly: "The first two are fine, but why the captain?" Want me to recite the dog tag number of the Winter Soldier from World War II? I don’t have a crush on him, how the hell would I know?!”

"It's part of the history. If you listened to Coulson kick off the rally, you'll remember it very well."

Shrugging, Natasha gave him a pitying look: "But in fact, I thought that when you misremembered your private information, it was enough for us to judge that you were in a very bad state...you didn't even Just in time to recognize who that walking living fossil is."

"That's because he cut off that sissy long hair!!" Hawkeye yelled, "Otherwise how could I have forgotten that the collar that was shot at me by an arrow 100 yards away made me fall off?" The guy who almost fell to his death from the stairs!!"

"Oh, so you sure don't forget that you missed a shot at the same distance, right?"

"..."

His expression was suddenly struck by lightning, Clint froze in place, his eyes drifted unconsciously.

"Uh, I'm hurt and I'm not quite clear-headed."

Trying to get away with it, Hawkeye covered his forehead in pain: "I have been affected by that half-orc's dark magic, and I have been corrupted. Didn't you listen to the living fossil, it will make my mind confused, and I can't think of anything now." do not remember."

And the widow laughed even creepier.

"First of all, I haven't heard that they have magic." She showed a gentle expression, and at the same time Clint trembled: "Secondly, elves' knowledge of erosion is about the same as what we say wound infection. So, Barton, you just hit your head, and I'm sure the concussion doesn't do any memory damage—it just lowers your meager IQ."

Clint: ...Come on, Nata QAQ

I'm already so pitiful, won't your conscience hurt?

"But I remember that some people just wanted to pretend to be more pitiful to trick them into sympathy?"

With a 'click', the magazine was changed for the gun, and the widow kicked Hawkeye's leg and kicked him off the stretcher: "Okay, this is not over yet, get up and work quickly. Stark found Where did these disgusting things come from, the captain and the others are preparing to go there."

""oh. Clint lay unlovely on the ground and pretended to be dead: "Are we together too?"Can you not go? "

"Of course you can, if you want."

A shot blasted the head of a hapless orc, and Agent Natasha Romanov sneered a few times:

"Anyway, I'm not the one who's about to lose their job."

"..."

Covering his chest, Hawkeye felt that he had been hit mercilessly again.

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"I didn't expect us to meet again."

A shield slapped the last half-orc who rushed forward, Steve stood on the roof, looked at the smiling Garrod and the bow and arrow that belonged to Hawkeye in his hand, with a very complicated expression: "Yesterday you didn't tell me you And such a powerful archery."

"Don't you know now?"

Withdrawing his bow-drawing hand, Garald stood where he was, with a dignified face, without any embarrassment of being poked at by others: "Speaking of which, I should thank you for your help yesterday, and I will get off work later Do you want to have a cup of coffee together?"

"My God, you are holding my bow, using my channel, and standing in my position, you didn't want you to join the team..."

Before Steve could speak, Hawkeye's unbearable yelling sounded from the communicator, but the ending was quickly cut off with a loud bang.After receiving the channel, the widow who just kicked the man into the wall gave him a look of resentment, sighed, and sincerely apologized to the captain: "Nothing happened just now, you continue."

"oh oh."

Reason tells him that it's never a good idea to go after what Clint didn't finish, and Steve doesn't think about it further.Lowering his head, he counted the scattered corpses of monsters on the ground, about one-third of them died from the arrows stuck in their vitals, and he looked at Mr. Elf very strangely:

"Actually, you have nothing to thank me for. If there is no me, nothing will happen with your ability."

"No, you can't say that."

Garald waved his hand modestly: "You attracted the robber's attention, saved me and my colleagues, and solved the hijacking. This is a fact. I just made a small contribution to it."

...but you've knocked people out with concussions, I don't think that's a small contribution.Thinking of yesterday's feat of the elf's feat of smashing the head of Hydra's dog with one leg, Steve unconsciously twitched the corner of his mouth, suddenly not knowing what to say.

Coincidentally, Tony also sent them a group message at this time, telling all the Avengers that he had found the lair of these monsters.The captain then shook his head, put the shield on his back again, and turned around to look, just in time to meet Garald's gaze.

"I know you're probably a person who doesn't want to be involved in this kind of thing."

The azure sea-like pupils are gentle and tolerant, but there is also deep in them the firmness of being a soldier.Steve looked at Mr. Elf's dazed face, hesitated for a while, and continued to speak:

"And now among us, you are the only one who understands these monsters. Although it may be dangerous, I still hope that you can join me to completely destroy them—"

"I swear I will protect you."

"Do you want to?"

The captain's eyes are so sincere, there is a kind of magic that makes people follow involuntarily, and he has only felt this kind of throbbing trust in "The Star-Spangled Banner".Almost instantly, his favorability was maxed out, and a gentle smile appeared on the corner of Jarod's mouth. Although he was already strong enough to no longer need anyone's protection, at this moment, he couldn't help being moved by this solemn promise.

"Of course." Nodding, Mr. Elf smiled happily: "It is my duty to eliminate the orcs. Even if you don't tell me, I will find a way to follow you."

Also, he needs to know where exactly they come from.These old enemies of all living beings in Arda, enemies who had fought countless times in their long lives, in any case, Jarod felt that he could not stand idly by.

"that would be great."

Seemingly relieved, Steve nodded his thanks to the elf, pressed his headset, and called Falcon to give him a ride:

"Shall I take you for a ride?"

"Okay."

Not knowing where their meeting point was, Garrod readily agreed and took Steve's hand without thinking.

Then, the next second, he found himself picked up by Captain America.

...Literally pick it up.

"Why are you so light?"

And Steve held his waist and fixed the elf on himself like a chick, and gave him a surprised look.Then he backed up a few steps and jumped off the roof of a building more than ten meters high. He stretched out his hand to let the falcon passing by catch him, and flew between the two buildings.

Garald, who was caught off guard by the wind and blurred his face: ...

The blowing airflow blew his overly long hair into a mess, and some of it directly hit his face with PIA.Mr. Elf was pinched between his psoas and arms by Captain America with a dazed face, and his whole body was stiff until they landed under the watchful eyes of all the Avengers. The dignity that any elf should have.

"What a great opportunity." Shaking his head, watching Steve poke the elf on the ground like a stake, Tony said with a face full of disappointment, "I thought you would use a more romantic pose."

And glanced at Garald, who was caught in the "fog, grass, sky, blue sky, wide ground, Captain America's chest is so big", the Black Widow fell silent for a while, and could only pat the confused Steve. husband's shoulders:

"Captain, they all said that you may always be a happy single dog. I didn't believe it at the time."

The author has something to say: Hawkeye: It doesn't matter, the captain can survive alone.

Mullard: ... Clint, I think you may be lacking in Captain America's patriotic education recently.