[Comprehensive British and American] Old popsicle online dating rules

In the end, Jarod was almost pulled up by the ears of the collapsed Merlin.

"Your guardian got into a fight with her boyfriend, not mine."

The voice was particularly weak amidst the teeth-sickening 'ping-ping-pong-pong' sound of the cave. The black-haired mage groaned in such pain that he couldn't even think about what kind of Shura field he was involved in:

"Can't you figure out a way to make them stop?"

"...what can I do."

I'm obviously desperate too.

Loveless watched as Glorfindel slammed the bow on Steve's shield.Jarod crouched in the corner, resting his chin with his hands, rolled his eyes towards the uneven ceiling above his head, wishing that he could become one with the air like never before.

The battle between Captain America and the Lord of the Golden Flower is fierce.

The super soldier's serum gave Steve four times more physical strength and reaction speed than ordinary people, and Glorfindel was one of the most powerful and holy elves in Middle Earth.The two of them were like two rolling machines in this small space, the dust was flying everywhere they passed, and it seemed that they would not stop until they killed each other, and the noise was simply earth-shattering.

Garrod and Merlin watched silently for a while.

A shield flew in front of him, it seemed nothing special except that it was a little eye-catching.

Two long arrows flew in front of his eyes, except for Lord Jinhua who swung his bow in the next second, it seemed acceptable.

A Captain America flies by, and it seems to be doing nothing wrong except flying a little high... Wait?

"Fuck!"

Looking at his netizen with a bewildered face being hit on the forehead with a bow by the guardian, and 'Duang' was thrown far away, Mr. Elf couldn't help but swear, and finally couldn't continue to calm down.

"... Calm down first!!"

Jumping up from the ground, he crashed directly into the arms of the runaway Lord Golden Flower.Garrod narrowly grabbed the longbow in his hand, which was about to attack again, but miscalculated the strength of Glorfindel's fury, and the whole elf was almost thrown away.

"what are you doing?!"

Being thrown by him, he quickly took a step back to maintain his balance, lest the two of them fall to the ground together.Glorfindel stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around the elf who was almost hanging on his body, and said angrily, but he didn't intend to tear him off, instead he hugged him even tighter: "What's wrong with me hitting him a few times, you This little heartless!!"

"..."

You are going to kill someone if you hit this posture, how many more do you want to do?

Being strangled by Lord Golden Flower, Jarod couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, trying to push him against the stone wall behind him: "How long are you going to leave me with a psychological shadow? We don't need to fight to solve it. Isn't the problem okay?"

"No."

The tone is very firm.Although Glorfindel obediently followed Garrod's strength and leaned against the stone wall, his eyes were fixed on Captain America who was staggering up not far away, and his molars were gritted: "You I saw it, he hit me first in the illusion."

"That's not really you." Steve couldn't help interjecting, holding the back of his swollen head.And Glorfindel immediately yelled back: "It's not okay to look the same!"

"Why not? If you really have a clear conscience, why are you so angry?"

"You abducted the elf I raised, why can't I get angry?"

"This is a legal relationship, you have promised to give it to me!!"

"Do you think I would have promised you if I had known earlier?!"

"..."

Can't help but roll his eyes towards the top of the cave, Jarod's eyelids twitched violently when he heard the meaningless quarrel between these two guys whose combined age could break out of the universe.

"Forget about Cap, Glorfindel, are you only three years old?"

He felt that this person was about to go berserk again.Garald held Lord Golden Flower's shoulders and pressed him against the smooth rock wall in a strange wall-dong position, trying to calm down the self-propelled murder weapon, and wisely ignored Steve behind him, "Hey, let me forget it." ' complained: "I thought you wouldn't be so easily excited after living for so many years."

"I thought so before today."

The corners of his mouth drooped, Glorfindel looked down at Garrod, and there seemed to be a bit of grievance in his eyes: "But you have been away from me for so long, and you ended up falling in love with a human before I knew it. Now, what do you think I will think?"

...It's probably like the cabbage that I have raised for thousands of years has been ganged up by a pig.

He maintained a highly overlapping brain circuit with the Black Widow when he didn't know it, and Merlin couldn't help muttering this to himself, completely unaware that Steve looked back at him with complicated eyes.

"So which is the point of this sentence? 'I leave you', 'When you don't know', 'It's better to be with a human being'? You must realize that I am not a child anymore, Hua."

Having repeated this sentence countless times in the past thousands of years, Jarod sighed silently: "I know what I am doing, and I can also be responsible for the choices I make."

"Yes, you can."

His hands tightly wrapped around the elf's slender but not thin waist.Glorfindel smiled wryly, and with a little force, he almost hugged him from the ground: "But also, I can choose to worry about you every time... Jiajia, to me, you will always be An existence that needs my protection, you can't make me deny that."

After all, they have spent such a long time together, this kind of subconscious protection has been integrated into his blood, becoming an instinct that cannot be erased no matter how many times he reincarnates.For Glorfindel, Glorfindel may be his reliance, the elf who shaped him to achieve him, but who said that for Glorfindel, Glorfindel is not the most dazzling star in his life?

"...Your tone is really like my father."

After being silent for a while, Garrod looked up into those blue eyes, saw the undisguised tenderness in his eyes, rolled his eyelids, but couldn't control the corners of his mouth.

"I was your 'father', little bastard." Holding the elf's head and ruffling his soft black hair without hesitation, Lord Jinhua laughed softly: "I gave you your name." Take it."

Garrod made a 'hum' through his nose.

...Is it my illusion that the atmosphere is a bit touching?

Suddenly switching from Shura field mode to tenderness mode, Merlin stared dumbfounded at Garrod, who was very petite compared to Glorfindel, and didn't know their elves very well.

And when he turned his head and wanted to seek Captain America's response to this, he suddenly realized that he didn't seem to understand their superheroes very well.

"...What are you squatting here for?"

Staring dazedly at Steve, who had a large swollen head, he silently picked up his shield, and then retreated into the corner, the mage was bewildered.

And the captain glanced in the direction where the two elves were standing, and quickly answered: "I'm afraid of domestic violence."

Merlin: ...Huh? ? ?

Just as he was trying to digest the meaning of this sentence, Garrod had already hung on to his guardian, and chatted with him in a relaxed manner about how he got into trouble with Captain America.

"—So we met on the Internet. No one had met each other before, and we were surprised for a long time when we found out later."

Looking back on the matter of online dating now, it is like a combination of accident and dog blood.Garald couldn't help smiling, and looked at Glorfindel with a very happy look: "It's a coincidence, and it's also very interesting."

"It's not funny, Jiajia."

Frowning worriedly, it was obvious that he didn't accept this matter so conscientiously, Glorfindel couldn't help but scolded in his tone: "Just casually dating people you don't know online, casually living together, and Just roll on the bed casually! Why don't you have any sense of security?!"

"..."

He raised his eyelids suspiciously, and Steve, who was squatting on the side and pretended to be dead, couldn't help but wonder why they couldn't be safe if the man Garrod didn't kill anyone.But soon, he realized that the "safety" in Glorfindel's mouth did not refer to this, but doubts about his own personality and morality, and silently lowered his head and closed his mouth.

"Please, Ah Hua, we have discussed this issue."

And Mr. Elf rolled his eyes to the guardian again:

"I'm not a kid, I know what I'm doing, okay?"

"Then can you be sure that guy has no other plans for you?"

It was still difficult to hide his hostility towards Steve, Glorfindel raised his eyebrows suspiciously, and he did not hesitate to assume the worst of the matter: "He really only got together because he likes you, not because he wants to get along with you." What do you get?"

"if not?"

Feeling that his worries were groundless, Jarod hung lazily on the neck of Lord Golden Flower, shrugging slightly:

"The matches on the website are random, I didn't know that "The Star Spangled Banner" was Captain America, and he didn't know that "Fried Golden Flower" was me.Even if we met later, I didn't realize it, I don't think the captain would have any other purpose to approach me..."

Being by Glorfindel's side always gave him the warmth of coming home.Mr. Elf squinted his eyes, letting himself indulge in this long-lost familiar atmosphere, only feeling a sense of peace in his heart.

Until he found out that Lord Jinhua had been silent for too long this time.

"……What's wrong?"

Not knowing what he said hit his point again, Jarod was at a loss.

"..."

Glorfindel stared at him for a while, and then slowly moved his lips when he saw the elf getting hairy all over——

"You just said, what is your online name?"

"..."

The warmth of the home faded away quickly, and the cold snapped in.

Five minutes later, Garrod, with a large bag of the same style as Captain America on his head, squatted in a corner with Steve silently, trying to do deep self-reflection.