city ​​charmer

Bai Ye dreamed of a big boa constrictor, a black and swarthy boa constrictor, crawling in the golden desert. This big boa constrictor crawled really fast, even faster than Bai Ye. The boa constrictor got its feet bound.

Kneeling on the ground with a plop, the boa constrictor wrapped Bai Ye in its entirety and opened its mouth wide. This big mouth was bigger than a yellow-haired footbath. Before Bai Ye could call for help, the boa constrictor was Swallowed his whole head in.

Hey, why does this boa constrictor have Qiao Lingqi's face in its mouth?

"Ah! Don't eat me!!"

Bai Ye suddenly opened his eyes, stared wildly with his legs on the bed, and choked out all kinds of life-saving words in his mouth.However, three seconds after sitting up, Bai Ye turned over and lay down on the bed, his face turned green, and there was only one word in his head.

pain! ! !

Heartbreaking pain!The pain was so painful that Bai Ye wanted to scold his mother, and grabbed the bed sheet with both hands, wishing he could eat the pillow.

I can't have two buttocks, can I?How am I still alive?

At this moment, Bai Ye just wanted to die, but Qiao Lingqi gave him to him just like that!

Turning his head and looking to the side, the "big boa constrictor" is still sleeping soundly. Bai Ye is so angry, I am in pain like hell, but he is so happy that he sleeps so soundly!How can this work!

Bai Ye stretched out his hand with difficulty, and grabbed Qiao Lingqi's neck, wishing he could strangle him to death.Qiao Lingqi's eyes really opened, and he easily broke away from Bai Ye's hand, and put a kiss on his lips.

Turned over and fell on Bai Ye.

"Woke up so early?" Qiao Lingqi's voice was a little lazy, and he rarely made such a sound.

"Qiao Lingqi! I'm going to kill you!"

Bai Ye raised his paw, trying to pinch Qiao Lingqi's neck. He moved too much because of his excitement, which led to a tragic result, pulling his legs and buttocks.The pain coming from somewhere in his butt made him faint instantly, and he lay dead on the bed.

"It hurts?" Qiao Lingqi stood up immediately, her eyes full of worry.

"Nonsense! Why don't I give you a try?"

"I've been very careful, very light."

"Pfft..." Bai Ye rolled his eyes, so be careful?That's light?Bai Ye has never had it, regardless of gender.But he had watched the movie anyway, Qiao Lingqi was much more aggressive than the main character in the movie, this guy had the nerve to say be careful!Take it easy!

"You'd better get out, if I believe you again, I'll be a bastard!"

Qiao Lingxi was amused by his stupidity, squeezed his flushed face, and kissed it.

"Bai Ye, I love you."

Bai Ye was only stunned for half a second this time, and his heart only beat violently once.After being deceived by this sweet talk once, how could he be deceived again, Bai Ye curled his lips. "Then I love you too, can I blow you up?"

Qiao Lingqi's face froze slightly, and after a while, she lifted Bai Ye's chin, "You can love me."

But don't blow me up.

Bai Ye has seen through Qiao Lingqi, this guy is a heartless bastard, he has more minds than him, and he is specially playing tricks on him!He raised his hand and gave him a fist.

"Go away!"

After being punched in the face, Qiao Lingxi was still very happy, and moved her face closer, "What do you want to eat, I'll make it for you."

"I don't want to eat anything!" You ate it all, so why eat it?

"Hot pot? Meatballs and sliced ​​meat, I'll call you after I cook it?" Qiao Lingqi asked with a good temper.

"Don't eat, I'm tired of eating."

"Sparse rib soup? Or stewed fish?"

"I don't want to eat meat."

"Salad? Let's forget about the salad. I haven't eaten my head and I won't be full. I'll go downstairs to buy cakes?"

"Don't eat!"

Qiao Lingqi sighed, and put his hands on Bai Ye's face, "What do you want? If you beat me up, you have to eat first and take care of your body."

Bai Ye snorted, buried his face in the quilt, and did not speak.

Qiao Lingxi took a while to lift Bai Ye's head out, "How about I cook it again, and you can eat two bites of whatever you want?"

Bai Ye didn't want to look at him, but his head was controlled, so he could only meet his eyes, "Does it mean that you can do whatever I want to eat now?"

Qiao Lingxi nodded immediately, "Of course."

"Can I eat you?" Bai Ye raised his eyebrows.

Qiao Ling was at a loss for words, and he sighed for a while, pinching Bai Ye's face back and forth with his hands, feeling helpless and distressed, "Look at you, even if I let you eat now, you still don't have the strength."

Bai Ye, who was lying dead on the bed, had flames in his eyes, Qiao Lingqi, such a stinky and shameless person, had the nerve to say so!Who made him do this!

"Go away! Go cook, I can eat anything!"

Qiao Lingqi left satisfied, and Bai Ye continued to lie on the bed.

Huang Kei got out from the head of the bed and got into Bai Ye's quilt. She lay on her back very well, her fluffy tail swept the skin on her back.

"Huang Keai is still the cutest." Bai Ye turned his head and pinched its fleshy paws. Huang Keai seemed to have sensed it. The paws gently patted Bai Ye's side face, and the pads touched the skin. very comfortable.

"Are you comforting me?" Bai Ye asked.

Huang Keai patted Bai Ye's side face twice, and let out a meow.

Bai Ye hugged Huang Keai as if he had found a bosom friend, and buried his head in its soft fur.

"Huang Keai, you have to remember in the future, you must never eat other people's dried fish, especially the dried fish delivered to your mouth, even if it is delicious, you must not eat it, otherwise you will be as miserable as me. In the future, if you see a heroic and handsome male cat, you must run away. This kind of person, no, this kind of cat is the most insidious and terrifying. They don't eat small fish, they only eat you! It's like a boa constrictor..."

Qiao Lingqi really cooked all kinds of delicacies. The French-style long table was full of food from one end to the other. Chinese and Western styles, Sichuan cuisine, Cantonese cuisine, Hunan cuisine, Northeast cuisine, all kinds of stewed food, just a few Human flesh is on the table.

"All for me to eat?"

Only one head came out of the quilt, Bai Ye watched as Qiao Lingxi pulled a table to the bedroom, stretched the long table from one end to the bedside, and did not come in at the other end.

"Well, you can eat whatever you want." Qiao Lingxi replied.

"You did it all?" Bai Ye was skeptical.

Qiao Lingxi nodded, taking it for granted.

Bai Ye glanced at the clock, "Over an hour, how did you do it?"

"For the ready-made ingredients in the refrigerator, the maturity period of all dishes will not exceed one hour. According to the time arrangement of the recipes, the various dishes are sorted, and the time to put the ingredients is also sorted, and they are evenly arranged in a certain order within one hour. , make a data table. A total of seven pots are needed, because there are only seven pots in the kitchen, and the pots also need to be sorted, and they have a certain functional relationship with the dishes, and then they are fired according to the order of the table, which can guarantee..."

"Stop, stop, stop!"

The scumbag Bai Ye raised his hands in surrender. It didn't feel good to have his IQ crushed.

"Just give me chopsticks, you don't need to talk anymore." Bai Ye asked for chopsticks with a look of lovelessness.

Qiao Lingqi smiled, and he took out a pair of brand new chopsticks, but did not pass them to Bai Ye, "Let me feed you."

"No need!" The hand continued to open.

"But can you eat it yourself?"

Taking a look at the long table, and wrapped in the quilt again, Bai Ye's hands drooped.

Bai Ye couldn't finish the dishes on this table, but in the end all the dishes on the long table were wiped out. Chu Yang appeared at the door very well, swept the food on the table very well, and settled the leftovers very well. Trouble with dishes.

Bai Ye lay on the bed for four or five days. On the sixth day, Qiao Lingqi pulled him up from the bed and fed him a red "glass bead" mouth to mouth. He didn't know what material the "glass bead" was made of. , still glowing reddish, after eating it, it is alive and kicking, um, buttocks don’t hurt anymore...

Although Bai Ye still wanted to pretend to be a dead body on the bed, Qiao Lingqi didn't give him this chance. As the new year was approaching, Miracle suddenly raised objections to the plan. Qiao Lingxi went to work and arranged for Bai Ye to take Seven refrigerators full of ingredients.

"You can't eat and buy now, why bother!" Bai Ye protested.

"No!" Who knows what you want to eat someday, Qiao Lingqi has to make sure that he can get it out.

"What a mother-in-law!"

The protest is the protest, the work still needs to be done, the first real Chinese New Year, Bai Ye has some indescribable feelings in his heart, some expectations, and he can't help laughing at himself, in his 20s, he has experienced A lot of the [-]th day of the twelfth lunar month and the first day of the first lunar month are just one night, so what’s so special about it?

But I couldn't help but start to look forward to it. It should be different when there are people next to me.

Moving goods in the supermarket, yes, moving goods!All kinds of meat in the meat section were moved to one side by Bai Ye, and he almost finished moving the fresh meat in the freezer. He pushed two shopping carts to check out. This scene even alarmed the supermarket manager. He thought Bai Ye was an illegal person.

"Hi, sir, we meet again."

Bai Ye's meatballs fell to the ground, and a neatly dressed gentleman picked them up and put them back in the shopping cart.

Bai Ye raised his head, "Mi...Rong?"

A faint smile appeared on Mi Rong's face, and he nodded. "It's an honor, sir, to remember me."

"Ah~hahaha." Bai Ye scratched his head, he only remembered the name because he thought it was strange, and Mi Rong's tone of voice made him feel like a hooligan.

"That, Mr. Mi's name, it's very special." The serious tone seemed to be very serious.

"I haven't asked the name of such a handsome gentleman yet." Mi Rong maintained his usual elegance.

"Oh haha, my name is Bai Ye, you can call me Xiao Bai."

It's easy to get carried away when someone praises you, and Bai Ye has already begun to declare his family background.

"Xiaobai, well, he is indeed as his name suggests, he is fair and good-looking."

Bai Ye was a little uncomfortable being scrutinized by Mi Rong's eyes. What man would praise another man when he saw him?It feels a little strange.

"I'll pay the bill first." Bai Ye laughed dryly and turned to pay the bill.

"noob."

"Ok?"

As soon as he turned his head, he heard a click, and Mi Rong took out a camera out of nowhere and took a picture of him.

"What are you doing?" Bai Ye frowned.

Mi Rong smiled calmly, "I did something that offended you. I should have said hello in advance, but I was afraid of missing such a beautiful moment, so I cut it first and played later. Xiaobai probably won't mind a photo."

All in all, I secretly took pictures of you without permission.

"Forget it, it's all taken anyway." Although he was a little dissatisfied, it was just a photo, and Bai Ye, an old man, didn't bother to care about it.

"Thank you very much, Mr. Xiaobai, you are a gentleman." Mi Rong smiled.

The corner of Bai Ye's mouth pulled an unattractive smile, "Don't mind, you're flattering me."

"Mr. Xiaobai, are you really not interested in the modeling industry? I think you should be a college student who just graduated, and your job may not have stabilized."

I have to say that Mi Rong's eyes are very poisonous, but it doesn't feel good to be seen through, "I haven't graduated yet."

That's not a lie, a prospective graduate just hasn't graduated yet.

"A senior?" Mi Rong asked again.

"Ahem," Bai Ye forced a smile, "It's a senior year."

"You're not from Ancheng, are you? Have you been here for half a year?" Mi Rong looked Bai Ye up and down with a smile on his lips.

After all, it really hasn't been half a year, "Almost."

"Since Mr. Xiaobai doesn't have a stable job yet, he should be full of ideas about the future. I just really hope that you can try it. With your perfect conditions, you will really be a good model."

The eyes move from Bai Ye's feet all the way up. The legs are long and well-shaped, and the upper body is also good. The height of 1.8 meters [-] is very good, especially the face. Many people will like this face. It is thin and healthy. It's very attractive that such a fair face doesn't make people feel like a mother.

"Eh... Well, I really don't have any relevant ideas."

"It's okay, just think about it, indefinitely, whenever you have an idea, you can call me, very welcome, besides..." Mi Rong pursed his lips, "If you can leave a phone number, that would be great Bravo."

Before Bai Ye had time to say no, Mi Rong had already taken out his mobile phone and handed it over.Bai Ye frowned, unable to refuse, and very reluctant.It was strange to give a old man his phone number, so Bai Ye raised his brows and had an idea.

"You don't want to give me a fake phone number, do you?" Mi Rong reminded in time, stopping Bai Ye's cleverness.

"Of course not!" Bai Ye couldn't hold back when his thoughts were punctured, and he quickly entered his mobile phone number.

"Thank you, you are a gentleman."

Bai Ye laughed dryly, but in his heart he just wanted to scold, gentleman, you uncle!

Carrying two big bags, Bai Ye left the supermarket very ungentlemanly, looked back, met Mi Rong's eyes, he smiled politely and nodded, Bai Ye could only give him a smile, a little embarrassed.