[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Cheng Miao, courtesy name Yuan Cen, was born in Xiabei.His original job was a jailer, and he was responsible for errands such as clerical work in the county.Later, because he accidentally committed a crime and offended the king who was still the king of Qin at that time, he was imprisoned in Yunyang Prison and sentenced to ten years in prison.He is currently in prison until his ninth year, and it seems that he is about to pass his time. On this day, some murderers suddenly came to Yunyang Prison, and they took him out without saying a word.

"How many... heroes? Where are you taking this old man?" Cheng Miao said nervously, looking at the big men holding his arms on one side and one on the right.

I have been in prison for nine years, so I should have no chance to make enemies outside; even if I have enemies, according to my own level, I can't make enemies like this that can make all prison guards blind.

"Mr. Yuan Cen, don't be afraid, we are the retainers of His Royal Highness King Zhu. My surname is Liu Dan and my last name is Ji. Our lord, Mr. Jiuwen, is a great talent. I want to invite you... Fan Kui let go, don't scare the sir. Our lord, Mr. Jiuwen Great talent, I would like to invite you to gather at the Grape Palace."

The person who called himself "Liu Ji" made Cheng Miao feel "a big trough" in his heart. Why can he understand every word, but can't understand it at all when put together?King Zhu?When did my Daqin have this prince?Grape Palace?Never heard of it!After sitting in jail for too long, I don't know what the outside world has become?

It wasn't until Fan Kui and others invited him out of the prison and into the carriage, which was already far away from Xiagu, and Cheng Miao, who was still in a dizzy state, asked, "Excuse me, Mr. Liu, His Highness the King of Bi. Who is it? When did my Daqin have another His Royal Highness King Bi?"

If it wasn't for this journey, the scenery would still be the same, and the banner on the top of the city would not have changed. Cheng Miao almost thought that during his nine years in prison, the world had already changed.

"Sir, do you know that my Great Qin has annexed the six countries and unified the whole world? The king has changed his Yuan and proclaimed himself emperor?" Liu Ji, a former Chu native, said with an expression of "proud of the country".

When Liu Ji spoke, not only did the expression on his face show no flaws, even Liu Ji's original Chu accent had changed into an authentic Qin language at some point.

"Although Miao has been in prison for a long time, I have heard of such important events." Cheng Miao nodded and said.

"His Royal Highness King Zhu is the youngest son of His Majesty the First Emperor, and His Majesty is the most favored prince among all princes..." Liu Ji began to brag for his boss. Fortunately, the boss was very authentic, so he had no pressure to brag—— Although it's not real, Liu Ji won't have too much pressure to tout it.

The two sat in the carriage, one talking and listening to each other. When he heard Xiang Yu stabbing the young master and the young master digging out the nine tripods, Cheng Miao would also let out an exclamation of "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Also quite harmonious.When they arrived at the Grape Palace, the two even chatted about a little friendship. Not only did they call each other by first and last name, but they even looked reluctant to part when they broke up.

"Brother Yuan Cen has traveled all the way, so I will go down with my servants to clean up first. I will report to Young Master first, so I will leave for now." Liu Ji cupped his hands at Cheng Miao and made a "please" gesture.

"Thank you, brother Liu." Cheng Miao returned the gift, then turned his head and followed the attendant next to him to wash and change his clothes.

Liu Ji watched Cheng Miao leave with a smile, then turned around and walked towards Hu Hai's study with Fan Kui.

Knocking on the door and entering the study, I saw Hu Hai sitting on something called a "chair", writing seriously with a brush.

But it doesn't seem to be a word, it looks weird, but I can't tell what's weird...Young master, I don't read much, don't lie to me!

"Here is someone coming?" Hu Hai stopped writing, looked up at Liu Ji and Fan Kui who were standing there, and said casually, "Give me a seat."

Two palace maids brought two round stools for Liu Ji to sit down.

I am the master of my site. Ever since Yingzheng bestowed the Grape Palace to Hu Hai, Hu Hai immediately carried out a comprehensive renovation of the Grape Palace according to his own preferences - painting the walls and painting the floor and changing the furniture.In the eyes of people at that time, they admired Hu Hai's various whimsical ideas in decoration; but if it was in the eyes of people of later generations... China and the West, the West, the West, the soil and the soil, Qin Er Shi A handsome emperor.

The above is the large-scale documentary "Xianyang Palace". When the restoration picture of the Grape Palace appeared in the third episode, my friends left a message on the pop-up screen of the video network such as station a and station b.

As for a later director known for his seriousness in research, because he was too serious in the filming of "Qin Er Shi", he restored the historical records of the Grape Palace to the screen, which provoked a group of trolls to complain that "domestic films are getting worse and worse." ! Director xx's last conscience of this domestic film has also fallen, and he started to talk nonsense. The decoration style of the Qin Dynasty palace is actually elegant in ancient Rome, ancient Greece, Japanese comics and runaway comics." That's the future up.

Anyway, Hu Hai will not know how much trouble he has brought to future generations, although even if he knows, he will only say one thing - blame me?

"Come and see what I wrote." Hu Hai ordered someone to take Liu Ji and Fan Kui with the handwriting he had just written, and seeing how they were frowning, he asked, "How about this handwriting?"

"Is this a word?" Liu Ji looked at the words on the paper curiously, each one was square, horizontal and vertical, neither curved nor crooked, how could it look like a word?I don't read much, but don't lie to me like that.

"Fan Kuai, what do you think? Do you think this word is easy to remember? I mean, it is better than the previous words. The first sentence of this word is 'Heaven and earth are mysterious and yellow, and the universe is prehistoric'. I remember you know these words." This is the only sentence Hu Hai remembers in "Thousand Characters", otherwise he would have suggested to his father and emperor that "Thousand Characters" is a simple, easy-to-read and easy-to-recite article as a children's literacy book.

"Oh! I recognize these eight characters. But they seem to be different from the words on it." Fan Kui frowned, looking at the big characters on the paper, "There are obviously many strokes, and writing is also very complicated, and it is also curved. It's crooked, how can this look simple?"

"You also think it's simple?" Hu Hai nodded slightly, and continued to ask.

"It's simple! It's easy to remember at a glance. For example, the characters '天' and 'Xuan' are easy." Fan Kui said carelessly.

"Well... then I get it, you guys go down first." Hu Hai waved his hand, motioning for the two to go down.

Fan Kuai had already been thrown into the forbidden army by him, and he began to learn how to protect the boss.As for Liu Bang, Hu Hai thought about it, but he didn't think of what he was famous for in history. Later, he found that Liu Ji was particularly good at dealing with people, analyzing everyone's strengths and weaknesses, and making friends to win people's hearts. Teach him some general affairs, and let him handle some chores for himself, such as meeting unimportant guests, and win over rangers and strangers. I have to admit that Liu Ji has indeed done a good job in this regard, and he is a very good person. manager.

After doing the math, the servants in Grape Palace are roughly divided into two factions. Fan Kuai and Liu Ji can barely be regarded as the Peixian faction and the Xianyang faction sent by Yingzheng.When the college entrance examination is over, there will be another college entrance examination faction in Grape Palace. The triangular relationship is the most stable structure. When the time comes, let the three factions stare at each other, and I, the boss, can eat, drink and have fun with peace of mind.

There is a post in later generations called "If you are the emperor, your mother is Wu Zetian, your wife is Jia Nanfeng, your sons are Li Shimin and Zhu Di; you have a younger brother named Zhao Guangyi, generals like Zhao Kuangyin, etc.; civil servants like Cai Jing, Qin Hui, Yan Song, Wang Mang, Cao Cao , Sima Yi; the eunuchs beside him are Liu Jin, Wei Zhongxian, Zhao Gao, and a librarian named m==, what will happen to the ending?" Then a group of people quarreled for dozens of pages around the setting of this post.

In fact, if Hu Hai had to say it, if this was the case, the emperor would be too easy to do.Except for Jananfeng, who is too ugly to be tolerated, everyone else is good at knowing people's hearts, flattering, and capable of doing things. As an emperor, you don't need to do anything, you just need to sit on the dragon chair and laugh Look at a group of talented people who are brains out first.

Play until you don't want to play any more, pass the emperor to the eldest son, and then spend another son to conquer the sea of ​​stars, so that you can hide in the back and enjoy the harem composed of 72 loli.

Hu Hai is still still in the harem of King YY II, Cheng Miao, who has finished cleaning, has already entered the study with others.

"Criminals have met Young Master." Cheng Miao, who was told by Liu Ji earlier that Young Master didn't like others to call him "Prince" or "King of Bi", said with a salute.

"Cheng Miao, Cheng Yuancen?" Hu Hai looked Cheng Miao up and down calmly, and saw that although he had taken a bath and changed his clothes, he seemed to be much more energetic, but his body, which was as thin as a bamboo pole, was full of energy. There is always a musty smell of a prison cell lingering on it.

How did this guy offend his father?Hu Hai thought curiously in his heart.

Hu Hai didn't know much about Cheng Miao, he only knew that he was sent to Yunyang Prison because he offended Ying Zheng, and he was imprisoned for ten years.And during these ten years, because Cheng Miao was too idle, he did a major event that affected the Chinese nation for thousands of years.

Well, now comes the problem.According to the "Qin Law" that Hu Hai had learned, the Qin people were as pragmatic as the Qin law, so the Qin people either punished prisoners with five sentences, or fined them with money or compulsory labor, and they would not sentence people to several years in prison. Sentence, let alone make you idle in the prison.

If it weren't for Cheng Miao's not-so-good looks, and Ying Zheng was also a man who couldn't be more straight. After thinking hard and unable to come up with an answer, Hu Hai might have... Hehe... It's not a crime to open your mind.

"It's the criminals." Cheng Miao cupped his hands at Hu Hai again.

"Excuse me, sir. Please sit down, sir." Hu Hai signaled Cheng Miao to sit down, jumped off the chair, took the handwriting he had just written, walked up to Cheng Miao, handed it to him, and said, "Please read, sir."

"Criminals don't dare." Cheng Miao took the paper from Hu Hai's hand in fear and trepidation, and sat down on the chair with his buttocks half-stretched, before carefully sizing up the words written on it.

Looking at it this way, Cheng Miao felt like being struck by lightning, and suddenly felt that a new world had been opened up for him, and now he had the answer to something that he had been thinking about for ten years.