[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

In February of the 27th year of Qin Shihuang, Ying Zheng decided to go back to his hometown for a trip in order to consolidate the rear.Because this time he was going back to the old Qin’s hometown, and he would pass through the Xiangrong Kingdom, considering that Hu Hai’s biological mother was from Xiangrong, and considering that Hu Hai’s fief was there, Ying Zheng specially packed and brought Hu Hai with him.

But what everyone needs to know is that there is no high-speed rail, no airplanes, or even a green leather car these days.For all travel, passers-by rely on their legs, and there are enough horses, carts and ox carts. Even the emperor can't get rid of these things. The worst thing is that the roads are still messy.

The most unbearable thing is...

"Father, is this the case of a robber on the road?" Hu Hai leaned on the car window, glanced back at Ying Zheng who was critiquing the memorial, and secretly pushed the car window open a crack, wanting to see the scene outside.

Just now, a group of robbers ran out from nowhere, rushed up with weapons and shouted, and fought with Qin Jun, who was in charge of security.As soon as Hu Hai showed his head, Zhao Gao rudely pushed him back when he wanted to watch the excitement, and then the car windows and doors were quickly closed by the servants.

"It's probably the rebels from the Six Kingdoms. Otherwise, who would have the guts to attack the king's chariot?" Ying Zheng sneered, and comforted him, "Don't be afraid, little Huhai. Our Daqin army is invincible, and we won't let them rush in."

"Hmm..." Hu Hai blinked. Ever since the bandits ran out, Wang Che had been surrounded by groups of soldiers. He looked left and right for a long time. Apart from hearing a few shouts, There was no sign of the robber at all.

It's no wonder that after Qin Shihuang ascended the throne, he continued to tour the world. It turned out that he brought a powerful army to sweep up robbers and lure the rebels from the six countries.

This time he did not go out of Hangu Pass, but only patrolled in the rear of the Qin State, that is, he must first settle down in order to prepare for the east tour of Shandong next year.

Just as Hu Hai was thinking, he saw an arrow flying over from a distance, and then "touched" it, nailing it to the window of the car.

Hu Hai stared at the arrow, fired it for three seconds, then looked back at Ying Zheng who was still not prepared for any big reaction, took a deep breath, pinched his thigh, and suddenly threw himself on Ying Zheng, "Father Huang, there is delicious pia outside!"

Ying Zheng shook his hand and almost poked the barrel of the brush into Hu Hai's nose, turning him into an elephant from a pig, "Bear boy, can't you talk well? You are such a big man, why are you pretending to be a three-year-old?" Woolen cloth?"

As Ying Zheng said, he stopped writing helplessly, grabbed Hu Hai's nape of his neck, and pulled it out of his arms. Looking at Hu Hai, who still had a cute expression on his face, and who liked to act like heaven and earth, he said in a serious and serious tone: " Have you finished your homework? Have you finished your papers? Have you finished the memorials you were asked to approve? Have you memorized the distribution map of all counties in Daqin? Have you practiced the piano? Can you sing "Wuyi"? How is your swordsmanship practiced? Like? How many times have you practiced sword drawing? Have you figured out the rules of Go?"

Listening to Yingzheng's babble-babble speech, Hu Hai had the feeling that when he went back to his hometown during the Chinese New Year in his previous life, he felt so sour when faced with seven aunts and eight aunts asking about his academic performance, relationship status, and income statement.

As expected, I am the number one player in Daqin.

Hu Hai silently began to study and correct the memorials in Yingzheng's thoughts of "I haven't finished anything? You dare to run in front of me to die"... What about the promised happy childhood?I am only 11 years old this year.

Of course, traveling with Yingzheng is not all that boring. When there are no bandits, robbers, or memorials, Yingzheng will hold Huhai in his arms and tell stories about his ancestors. The Zhou family was expelled, so they had to follow this road, and they didn't know how much they ate and died, so they found a place like Tianshui, and then returned to the Central Plains for the eastward advance. More than 30 generations of emperors spent a total of It has been more than 600 years, and how many epic deeds have happened during this period.

"Hey..." Holding his cheeks, Hu Hai looked at Ying Zheng's spirited expression when he suddenly pointed to a certain ditch or a certain mountain on the road from time to time, and said what kind of war had happened here. In fact, it's quite unpleasant.

After more than 30 generations of emperors and 600 years, the Great Qin Empire was finally established with great difficulty, but it was like a flash in the pan, and died in the second generation.

If the dead really had spirits from the ground, they would probably have cried to death long ago.

"Father, my son will work hard!" Hu Hai put down his hands, sat up straight, and said.

"Ah?" Ying Zheng looked at the scary Hu Hai who suddenly sat upright with a serious expression, and didn't react for a while.After a while, he touched Hu Hai's head lovingly, and said with a smile: "Before working hard, let's approve today's memorial."

Hey... I still don't like reviewing memorials!

Looking at the baby who suddenly became deflated, with a pitiful and cute expression, Ying Zheng was overjoyed. If it wasn't for thinking that the other party was already 11 years old, he would soon be an adult and marry a wife, so he couldn't be raised to do everything. Like Lai's father's habit, Ying Zheng really wanted to smash the baby, hold him in his arms and rub it again.

In addition to watching Qin Jun's rebellion and listening to his father's stories, the long road is boring, and the 24-year-old son Hu Hai will also do tricks for Ying's coup, such as "spraying clear water, and a villain appears on the paper", "only use the oil pan to fish for copper coins" "Small magic tricks like this are not counted, and even spent a lot of money to make a set of shadow puppets, and asked someone to act out the origin story of the shadow puppetry written by Hu Hai himself for Ying Zheng to read.

The content of the story is roughly as follows. Once upon a time there was an emperor who wanted to live forever.So a liar came to lie to him that there are fairy mountains overseas, and there are elixir of life on the fairy mountains. , They are all liars playing shadow puppetry.The emperor believed the liar's statement, and really thought that there were fairy mountains overseas, and there was an elixir of life on the fairy mountains, so he asked the liar to go to sea to find the fairy mountains.

At this point in the story, there is no need to say more about the following plot. The emperor was deceived by a liar, not only wasting money and expression, but even becoming the laughing stock of the ages.

In order to strengthen Yingzheng's impression, the first half of the story is that there are fairy mountains overseas, and the second half is replaced by a new liar. This time, the new liar does not say that there are fairy mountains overseas, but that he can practice the elixir of life.In order to obtain the elixir of life, the emperor married his most beloved princess to a liar, and then forced his wife and beloved prince to death because of the liar's slander. Finally, after the truth was revealed, the princess went crazy and the emperor died in depression.

Hu Hai looked at the shadow puppet play he had written with satisfaction, and then took a sneak peek at the play, watching the play happily, commenting "stupid" from time to time, completely unaware that it was his own baby, and Ying Zheng, who wrote his own story, secretly secretly Huanxi, he really wanted to know, next year when Xu Fu came to tell Dad Zheng that there were fairy mountains overseas, and even the names of the fairy mountains were exactly the same, what kind of expression Dad Zheng would have.

Qin Huang Han Wu, don't you guys love to be side by side, let me be black and white!

Fighting and killing, eating, eating and playing all the way, Hu Hai originally thought that there would be no such thing as a moth on this western tour, and he couldn't stand Hu Hai's zither skills that could attract wolves when he practiced zither every day. Ying Zheng finally couldn't help but said: "Zhao Gao, but let me look for it. Is there anyone around here who is good at musical instruments or music? Go find it and wash my ears."

While talking, Ying Zheng plucked his ears in a very rude way, and after listening to the sound of the baby smashing the zither, he felt that he was about to lose his wits.

"Tell me, the zither was invented by my Qin people. It is very popular in my Qin land. Almost everyone in Qin can play it. Even generals like Meng Tian can play the zither well. It doesn't count if I ask Hu Hai to be able to play the zither." What an outrageous request, right? How could he play the zither so badly? My ancestors of the Ying family, it seems that there is no one who knows how to play the zither... Every time he plays the zither, I have to come out of the house..." After experiencing Hu Haina After the incongruous zither sound hit, Ying Zheng not only started talking nonsense, he didn't even say "Zhen", he just said "I" and "I", "Otherwise people would misunderstand that I played it... What should I do? Hurry up! Zhao Gao, what are you still doing here? Quickly find someone to wash my ears."

"No." Zhao Gao answered, turned and left.

Looking at Zhao Gao's leaving back, Ying Zheng actually read a bit of "escape" from it.It's a pity that others can escape, but as a father, I still have to praise and educate my son in order not to dampen the child's enthusiasm for learning.I will go there!Even if I am a brilliant writer, full of knowledge, and eloquent, after boasting a few times against my will, I will soon run out of words to praise, okay?

I don't know whether Zhao Gao is lucky or his ability to handle affairs is good.Anyway, within a day, Zhao Gao ran back and told Ying Zheng that there was a violinist nearby who played very well.It is said that this gin used to be a bar. Occasionally, I heard a guest in the hall of the owner’s house. He opened his mouth to comment on the sound of the building, but was informed by the servant to the owner, and the owner came to the hall to blame him.The luthier was well versed in the truth of face-slapping, so he sang aloud on the spot, and all the guests in the hall were moved to tears after each song.

After becoming famous in the First World War, the luthier simply changed his career to become a professional architect, and was invited by people in the city to be a architect all day long.

It was precisely because of this that Zhao Gao was able to find out about such a luthier nearby so quickly.

"Father, do you dislike the child's bad playing?" After hearing the luthier's story, Hu Hai turned his head to look at Ying Zheng pitifully.

"How could it be? My baby is of course the best kite player in the world." Ying Zheng slapped his thigh and said without changing his face or beating his heart.

The emperor is the greatest politician in the world.And the face of politicians has always been used as the Great Wall.

"Then why did you invite other luthiers to listen to the ditties? Doesn't the boy play well?" Hu Hai lowered his eyes, and said "woo woo".

Why do you kid do this!Know and ask, know and ask!What a nuisance!

Ying Zheng sighed silently in his heart, you did this outside, your father... I know your father knows it, but it is obviously not your father and I taught it.