[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

For the sake of safety, Yingzheng will always prepare a number of driving chariots in varying numbers every time he tours the world.One is to worry about the damage of the main car on the road, and it will be used as a backup auxiliary car, and the other is to at least distract the sight if someone comes along.Ying Zheng's character is extremely suspicious. Not only will he change cars at random when starting out, but he will often change cars on a whim when he is halfway on the road.

But for the servants and maids who have served him for many years, the number of times they suddenly want to change their cars just after leaving Xianyang Palace like today is not much.

"Where's Zhao Gao?" Ying Zheng opened the car door, only to find that the person driving the car for him today was not Zhao Gao, but another driver following him.

"Return to Your Majesty, Zhao Ling has gone to inspect the king's chariot at the back." The coachman bowed and replied respectfully.

"Inspect the king's chariot at the back? What's there to inspect?" Ying Zheng muttered suspiciously, closed the door and took a look at his own king's chariot. There were a few of them in the car that were very beautiful and cute, and their smiles were very sweet. Still a beautiful girl with an awl face.

This is the treatment that I don’t enjoy when I go out with that little pig who will punch my feet when he sees a beautiful girl beside me, but...

"Shanglin Garden is coming soon, right?" Ying Zheng ordered the maid to raise the curtain of the car, and looked up at the building outside the car window.

The entrance is indeed the way to Shanglin Garden...or Grape Palace.

Hu Hai didn't come to see me off today?It's really outrageous!This brat, I really spoiled him!It's just that he is not allowed to come out with me, and he dares to get angry with me; let it be, all the princes and princesses come to say goodbye to me, but he, a brat, dares not to come... Really... I am so pissed off!Even if you are upset and unhappy, at least find a better excuse, such as "I can't bear to part with my father", so I have a step down.

He didn't come even if he said he couldn't come, and he didn't even have a reason, so I had to make up a reason for him "being unwell".

I really... touched Daqin 24's filial piety and good father.

no!I'm still aggrieved!I'm going to scold Zhao Gao to calm down!Why scold Zhao Gao?Who made Zhao Gao the bear's teacher!

Ying Zheng opened the car door again with a serious face, and said, "Stop!"

The coachman let out a cry, stopped the king's carriage, jumped out of the carriage, knelt on the ground, and let Ying Zheng step on his back to get out of the carriage.

"Come on, let's see where Zhao Gao is?" Follow me to scold him.

Ying Zheng flicked his sleeves and walked to the auxiliary car behind.

Seeing Ying Zheng approaching, the driver on the passenger car immediately jumped down, bowed to Ying Zheng, and said loudly: "My minister sees the emperor. Long live the emperor, long live the emperor."

Ying Zheng didn't speak, but felt that the driver's voice seemed a bit loud when he saluted, "Is Zhao Gao in there?"

"If you go back to the emperor, Zhao Ling is indeed in the king's chariot." The coachman said loudly.

"Okay, okay! Don't be so loud, I'm not deaf and can hear." Ying Zheng stepped forward and reached out to open the car door.

The coachman looked at Ying Zheng nervously, almost sweating from fright.

When the car door was opened, Ying Zheng saw Zhao Gao sitting in the king's car, pointing to a little court lady who was kneeling on the ground, with her upper body leaning forward, her forehead knocked on the ground, and said, "What an idiot!"

"Hey! Zhao Ling is so majestic!" Ying Zheng teased Zhao Gao, stepped on the coachman's back and got into the car, walked up to the front and sat down, pointing to the little maid who was kneeling on the ground and didn't dare to lift her head. , "Did you bring such a small child here? It's so fierce, don't scare other children."

After Ying Zheng finished speaking, he felt that he must have been confused by Hu Hai, and he would actually speak for a little palace lady, and she was a little palace lady who didn't even see her face. "The character design and style of painting.

Thinking of this, Ying Zheng couldn't help but look more at the little court lady who was still kneeling on the ground with her head down. Although she could only see a back and neck, she looked familiar when she looked left, right, up and down, but I can't remember where I saw it.

Seeing Ying Zheng half-closed his eyes but looking pensive, Zhao Gao, who was kneeling on the side, felt his heart was about to jump out of his mouth.

If it wasn't for his good mental quality, Zhao Gao would have kowtowed desperately to beg for mercy.

Now I can only bless that when the bear child usually meets with him, he rarely salutes according to the normal standard. Ying Zheng has no way to recognize who it is from the back and neck.

Indeed, Ying Zheng couldn't recognize who it was from the back and neck... mainly because he hadn't thought about it at all.

However, as a "powerful and self-willed" emperor, since he couldn't figure it out, Ying Zheng simply didn't make things difficult for himself, so he simply waved his hand and said, "Look up."

Hearing Ying Zheng's willful request, Zhao Gao immediately took a deep breath, rolled the whites of his eyes, and almost passed out.The violent movement attracted Ying Zheng's curious look, but after just one glance, he turned his attention to the little maid.

Compared with Zhao Gao's unsteady behavior, the little maid herself was very calm. She straightened up quickly, but her head was still lowered. No matter how Ying Zheng looked at her, she could still see the row on the little palace lady's forehead. Qi bangs.

"Tell you to look up." Ying Zheng said, "Don't be like a quail."

"The slave girl is ugly, and she dare not raise her head, for fear of disturbing the holy car." As soon as the little maid opened her mouth, Ying Zheng frowned, and immediately lost interest in seeing the little maid's appearance. The voice was too unpleasant, as hoarse as Seven, like an 80-year-old old man, how can he look like an eleven or twelve-year-old young girl.

No matter how good-looking you are, a voice like this can also affect your mood.Or... just make him dumb?

"Zhao Gao, drag her out..." Ying Zheng pointed at the little maid, and was about to order Zhao Gao to drive her out, when he suddenly saw a kite beside the little maid, "Are you a musician?"

Well, I seem to have ordered Zhao Gao to find some good musicians to go with him.

"Ah... ah?" Zhao Gao said "ah" several times in a row, each sound had a different tone and emotion, but he kept "ah" for a long time, and didn't know what to do, so he bumped the little palace lady with his arm. , said: "Talk, Your Majesty is asking you something."

"Returning to Your Majesty, the servant is the musician." The little maid still lowered her head and replied obediently.

If you just look at the appearance of the little palace maid kneeling and bowing her head, she looks a bit pitiful, but when she hears the other party's voice, Ying Zheng loses her mood immediately, "Then you can just play a song."

As Ying Zheng said, he waved his sleeves, half-lyed sideways on the soft couch, found a comfortable position, closed his eyes and said, "Just play the piano, don't talk, don't talk, don't talk."

"That...Your Majesty..." Seeing that the little maid really had to pick up the zither and wanted to play it, and thinking about the other party's past achievements, Zhao Gao was so frightened that his soul would fly out, and he immediately wanted to ask Ying Zheng to stop this kind of thing. crazy idea.

"Hush! Let me rest for a while! Can't you listen to the zither quietly?" Ying Zheng still closed his eyes, made a "silence" gesture at Zhao Gao, and then said: "Go out, go ahead and drive the car .”

Zhao Gao glanced at the little maid who was getting ready, and then at Ying Zheng who closed his eyes with a relaxed expression, as if he was ready to listen to the music, covered Sesai's heart, and replied, "Here!"

Damn!Let me out and I'll get out!Go out and write a resignation report!I won't serve you, Hundan father and son!I'm going to resign!I want to retire!

Zhao Gao opened the car door, climbed to the driver's seat, panted heavily, looked ahead uncertainly, thinking about how to explain to Ying Zheng later.

The original coachman who was forcibly pulled by Zhao Gao to be a comrade-in-arms, wanted to ask what was going on inside, but when he saw that Zhao Gao was angry and annoyed, and his face was ashen from time to time, he immediately shrank his neck and continued to be a man quietly. Beautiful coachman.

Why!How to solve it with Ying Zheng?

Zhao Gao thought for a long time...for a long time...for a long time...very...no, Hu Hai's zither skills should be kicked out by himself, but he was kicked out by Ying Zheng. Why did it take so long? Oh, haven't you heard Ying Zheng's roar?

Zhao Gao turned his head suspiciously, looked at the closed car door, with an expression on his face that wanted to see but didn't dare to look, finally gritted his teeth, leaned forward cautiously, put his ear on the car door, and quietly stole sound.

After eavesdropping for a while, Zhao Gaochang sighed, the sound insulation effect of the car door is so fucking good, his neck is sore, but he didn't hear anything.

Zhao Gao had no choice but to sit outside and wait.

After a while, Zhao Gao heard the car door open, and then a hand clapped on Zhao Gao's body.

"Less..." Zhao Gao turned around excitedly. Just as he said a word, his mouth was covered by the little palace maid, who is the number one contestant in Daqin, the kid Ying Huhai who is known as "you won't die if you don't do it". blocked.

"Shh, keep your voice down, Father has fallen asleep listening to the zither." Hu Hai closed the car door and said in a low voice, "Take me out of here quickly."

"Take you away? Did your Majesty tell you to go?" Although he paid [-] respects to Ying Zheng's ability to fall asleep peacefully under such a demonic voice, Zhao Gao could still hear Hu Hai's words. It turns out that Hu Hai actually just took advantage of Yingzheng's falling asleep, so he wanted to get out of the way, but he didn't get Yingzheng's official approval.

Under normal circumstances, musicians must not leave without Ying Zheng's permission, and they must play the piano to the rhythm of death.

"Am I an ordinary person? You really hate me!" Hu Hai's words easily made Zhao Gao speechless, and then he said another sentence, "If the father asks, you can say that he said when he was half asleep and half awake. Don't you think such a trivial matter, do you think the emperor will seriously remember it? It's not just what you say, it's what it is! How shameless you think it is!"

As Hu Hai said, he put his hands on his face, making a very exaggerated and huge face shape.

"Isn't this deceiving the emperor?" Zhao Gao was taken aback, and asked instinctively.

"It seems that you are deceiving the emperor less? You dare to tamper with the imperial decree, why don't you dare?"

Nonsense!Don't slander people casually!When did I tamper with the imperial edict?