[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

The so-called "Fengli" refers to building an altar of earth on Mount Tai to worship and repay the heaven.Therefore, "Fengli" must be completed on the top of Mount Tai.

Hu Hai didn't know how many hours he had been sitting in the car, swaying all the way, until he almost vomited out the overnight meal, and finally heard the driver in front, reminding him like a sound of heaven, "Young master, the king's car is about to go!" It’s about to reach the top.”

Very good!finally reached!

Hu Hai adjusted his clothes in front of the mirror, got off the carriage under the service of the servant, smiled at Li Si who was standing at the head of the ministers, then turned around and walked towards Yingzheng's king's chariot with Li Si.

Ying Zheng got off the king's chariot, ignored Hu Hai who was beside him, and didn't pay too much attention to the altar built next to him. Instead, he and Li Si had a serious conversation about the inscription to be engraved on the top of Mount Tai today.

Hu Hai held his temper for a while, and found that the content of the conversation between the two was a bit different from his own style of painting, so he turned to order Zhao Gao to inform everyone to prepare for rain.

"Rain?" Zhao Gao raised his head in confusion, looked at the cloudless and sunny sky, and lowered his head to look at Hu Hai in doubt.

Normally, Hu Hai would not explain much, or even if he explained, he would only say a natural science such as "the weather in the mountains is changeable" to explain, but this time is different, Hu Hai is a person who wants to do big things .

"The Son of Heaven is the incarnation of the real dragon in the human world. The father and emperor have the destiny to level the world and unify the universe. Feng Zen in Mount Tai will definitely summon the real dragon to respond. The dragon is good at change, can make clouds and rain, and benefit all things. Therefore, the dragon Wherever you go, there is bound to be a storm." Hu Hai looked around at the crowd, and said loudly without blushing.

Zhao Gao blinked, and immediately remembered the person in front of him. It seemed that he had a date with Zhenlong at Longmen not long ago.

"Look at your stupid look! You... and you, go down, follow the guards, all the officials... all the people, give orders once, and must say exactly what I said just now. Last time." Hu Hai pointed at the maids and servants who were following Zhao Gao, then glanced at the guards and officials not far away, and said in advance again: "I remember wrong! Don't make mistakes! Be sure to read a word. Bad to say!"

"Here!" Everyone kowtowed in response.

Hu Hai nodded in satisfaction, and pulled Zhao Gao to make a gesture of "Let's talk together".

"You wait to inform the people quickly, and you must convey the words of the young master without missing a word." Zhao Gao turned his head, gave a loud order to the people, and then waved his hand to signal the people to go down first, then turned his head and followed Hu Hai. An empty place with no shelter or barriers all around, "What are your orders, Young Master?"

"You were quite decisive when you gave the order just now, aren't you afraid that it won't rain then?" Hu Hai blinked and looked up at the sky.

With his superficial knowledge of astronomy, he naturally couldn't tell what the weather would be like today, but the day was chosen by Qin Tianjian, who was trained in weather forecasting, so he shouldn't be so stupid as to pick a day that will rain Bar?Could it be that there is something wrong with Qin Tianjian?Otherwise, in the history books, why did Qilu Confucian scholars already know about the rain as soon as Ying Zheng came down from the mountain, so they came to mock him for not being favored by heaven and earth?

Don't blame Hu Hai's conspiracy theory, there are endless stories like this in history books, and Hu Hai happens to be the person who reads the most history in this era.

"Slaves are not afraid! Since the young master said it will rain, it will definitely rain!" Zhao Gao nodded without hesitation for a second.

Although the young master is usually unreliable and often does things like selling teammates, he has never said anything wrong when it comes to major matters, especially those related to His Majesty.

Hu Hai looked at Zhao Gao with a little surprise, but found that the expression on the other person's face was determined, so determined that he probably said "the moon is square", and he would say without hesitation, "It looks a bit angled." .

In this life, it's finally my turn to criticize a deer as a horse.

"Have you brought the fireworks?" Hu Hai said, shaking off all the unrealistic fantasies in his mind.

"Young master means..." Zhao Gao looked at Hu Hai in surprise, then frowned and said, "It's at the foot of the mountain, it's too late to send it now."

"No! It's not used here... Liangfu Mountain...you go to prepare first..." Hu Hai raised his head, looked at the crowd who were preparing for rain not far away, half-closed his eyes and said: "It's no longer needed here gone."

When the emperors of the Tang and Song conferred Zen, not only did the history books write a close-up of the process, but they even detailed details such as the appearance of the clouds in the sky and the PM content in the air. In the end, they wished to turn on a TV to broadcast live globally.However, in the pre-Qin and Han Dynasties, the scenes of the emperor enshrining Zen have been mentioned several times in the history books, which are only for future generations to imagine.

Qin Shihuang was similar this time, not to mention that his main purpose was not to enshrine Zen, but to wipe his ass with paper... Praise his achievements to the sky, and then erect a stone to praise Qin De.

No matter how perfunctory the boss is, Hu Hai, as a subordinate, naturally has little sincerity.

After following his father through the process, Hu Hai surrounded the audience with the stone.

The stone is divided into four sides, one of which is empty, and the three sides are written with the words "the emperor came to the throne, made clear laws, and his ministers repaired them... and made them endless, obeyed the edicts, and forever honored the precepts" and so on.

It is different from the stone that the later generation Hu Hai saw, which was engraved with characters on all sides. Due to the loss of years, only less than ten characters can be seen clearly.The stone in front of him is not only very new, but the characters on it are no longer Xiaozuan, but simplified official script.Although people in this era, and people in this era after 2000, don't understand their own feelings, Hu Hai somehow feels it.

The empty side at the end, theoretically, after Emperor II ascends the throne, Emperor II will engrave it on Mount Tai in the first year... um... what will I engrave this time?The last time I was so stupid, I visited the east as soon as I ascended the throne, and I did not count the places where the first emperor walked, but I actually engraved all the stone carvings set by the first emperor, and the engravings did not engrave any good words , Looking at the inscription, I feel that the second king is guilty of his wrongful origin of the throne, and there is no rhythm of 300 taels of silver here.

In this life, I want to engrave "Qomolangma 8848, how dare Mount Tai compete with it?"

Hu Hai can almost imagine that the history teacher and geography teacher after 2000 will ask a test question called, as early as some dynasty more than 2000 years ago, the Chinese have already measured the correct height of Mount Everest.

After erecting stone monuments, accumulating soil to form altars, and offering sacrifices to heaven, a series of projects were completed, and Ying Zheng took his troops to prepare to go to Liangfu Mountain.

The motorcade staggered along the mountain road, guessing that the time was almost up, Hu Hai opened the curtains and looked at the environment outside the car.

At the entrance, Hu Hai could see the shadows of several pine trees in front of him. Fortunately, when he went up the mountain, he secretly observed the surrounding environment and analyzed which pine tree was the legendary Wudafu pine.

"Well...it's going to rain. Be careful!" Hu Hai said suddenly, shocking the servants and maids who were full of cars, but he showed a look of ignorance, and pointed to a guard next to him and said: "You Go to inform everyone, just say that it will rain soon, let the team find a place to stop in front of the rain to take shelter. Tell Father, the rain will not be too heavy, it will be fine soon, so don't worry about there will be flash floods .”

The guard was surprised at first, but Zhao Gao's vaccination was in front, so he was not too surprised, so he rode his horse obediently to inform the others.

When everyone, including Ying Zheng and Li Si, heard the news that it was going to rain, they all raised their heads and looked up at the sky. The more they looked, the less they felt that it was going to rain. There was a "boom" thunder.

With the sound of thunder, a gust of wind suddenly blew up, and the originally sunny and cloudless sky was suppressed by a thick layer of dark clouds.

What a scene of dark clouds pressing down on the city, and the storm is about to come.

The moment they saw this scene, I don’t know how many people popped up the screen in their hearts and said, “Fuck! It’s really going to rain!”

Hu Hai rubbed his chin, looked at the dark sky with satisfaction, and felt that he was getting more and more crow-mouthed... No, it should be more and more able to find the right time. I guess if this continues, he may become a new liar beyond Xu Fuxu. A generation of liars.

"Young Master, Your Majesty invites you to his royal chariot." Zhao Gao's voice sounded from outside the chariot.

"Hmm..." Hu Hai slightly nodded, opened the car door, got out of the king's car, looked up at the sky where the rainstorm seemed to be coming, and at the same time he felt that the surrounding air seemed a little tense and suffocating, so he said to Zhao Gao: " You go and tell them not to be afraid, it's just that the real dragon sensed the sacrifice of the father. The dragon is a lucky thing, so the rain will not be too heavy, nor will it be too long, so they don't have to worry, there will be no mountain torrents."

"Here!" Zhao Gao bowed his head in response, not sure if it was an illusion, but Hu Hai always felt that Zhao Gao's voice was a little more humble than usual.

Hu Hai didn't think too much, he flicked his sleeves and walked towards Ying Zheng's king's chariot.

After walking two steps, Hu Hai felt his back was hot, as if many people were looking at him, but when he turned around, he didn't find anything unusual, so he could only continue walking forward with a depressed face.

After Hu Hai got into the car, the convoy continued to set off. Regardless of whether it was a good omen, no one wanted to get caught in the rain.

"I have seen my father." As soon as Hu Hai got into the car, he bowed respectfully to Ying Zheng who was looking him up and down, and then raised his head without waiting for Ying Zheng to say no. , the small chest is raised high, the small waist is stretched, and the small head is raised high, like a little rooster.

He understands why the ancients invented the mianfu, just to force you to sit in a standard posture - because if the sitting posture is not standard, you may fall to the ground because of top-heavy.

Hu Hai sat for a while, seeing that Ying Zheng just kept looking at him, but he didn't seem to have the intention to speak first, so he had to speak first: "Father, if you have anything to ask, you can ask. If you ask, my son will definitely Say everything you know, say everything you say, and say everything that is not true..." That's impossible.

"You...you...how on earth do you know...it's going to rain today?" Ying Zheng, who was full of question marks, finally couldn't hold back when Baoer Zai said this.