[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

The next day, when it was just getting dark, Hu Hai returned to the camp with his five hundred attendants in a hurry.

Compared with when he went there, there were a few more carriages with large wooden barrels in Hu Hai's team, and two more packages on Hu Hai's horseback.

As soon as he entered the camp, without waiting for him to dismount, Hu Hai threw the package to Amu in a hurry, and ordered, "Take it to the kitchen!"

"Here!" Amu, who also ran for a day and couldn't even take a break, got off his horse and said in response.

Seeing Amu running to the kitchen again and again, Hu Hai got off his horse, and was helped by the servant to take a shower and change clothes.After taking off his clothes and soaking in the water, his tense nerves finally relaxed. Hu Hai, who had time to think about things, suddenly thought of something.

According to the logic of the protagonist of a general novel, the girl I met during the private interview on Weibo—even if she is young, even if she is ugly now, she is still a girl and not a man. Logically speaking, a girl like this should be the benefit given to the protagonist by the God of Jinjiang, the protagonist One of the future harem.And what the protagonist has to do is to take advantage of his status as Gao Yangshang, intending to solve the girl's problems and beat up little monsters, but then he accidentally sees through a big conspiracy, one after another more plots rush towards the protagonist, and finally the protagonist beats all kinds of monsters all the way , upgraded to cool, readers will also see cool reading, and the girls...maybe even add the word "men", and fall in love with the protagonist unknowingly in the process.

And then... I didn't do anything, I honestly picked out the crab roe, learned some common sense about eating crabs, and even learned a dish by myself... Although before leaving, I gave it to my sister. The family is paid a lot of money, but this is completely inconsistent with the setting of ordinary novels.

From this to the other, how many benefits have I missed from the Jinjiang Great God in those years?

#818 Why was my last client doomed to a lonely life? ——Jinjiang Great God#

After Hu Hai took a shower and changed his clothes, Amu, who was going to the salt room, happened to be carrying a food box, and came to Hu Hai, "Young master, the things are ready."

"Yeah!" Hu Hai took the food box in Amu's hand, took a look at it, and after making sure it was correct, looked at Amu and said: "You have worked hard all day, and you don't need to accompany you when you see the father, you go down to rest first Bar."

"Thank you, young master." Amu took a step back after saluting.

With a smile on his face, Hu Hai took the food box to look for his own father - if there is no sister, there will be no sister, what does it matter if there is no sister, why do you want a sister if you have a father who loves you?Anyway, my son hasn't developed yet!

From a long way away, Ying Zheng, who was correcting the memorial, heard his baby shouting "Dad! Dear Daddy! The dearest and dearest Daddy!" He just smiled habitually, and wanted to say goodbye for two days Dear dear baby, come in quickly to see if the baby is thin, dark, thirsty, and tired. Suddenly, I thought that Hu Hai dared to run out for two days without making a sound, and Zhao Gao dared to lie Next, he refused to let go and told himself the fact that Xiong Ziye had gone, his expression turned cold immediately.

"Doesn't he like to play wild outside? Then let him kneel outside, and Duo Ye will come in later! Hmph!" Ying Zheng said angrily, and handed an embroidered pillow to the servant who was going to deliver the order .

"This..." The waiter looked at the embroidered pillow that was suddenly handed to him, what does His Majesty mean by this?What would you do if you suddenly gave yourself an embroidered pillow?

"Stupid! It's autumn, it's cold at night and cold on the ground, let him put some cushions on it. Don't say I gave it to you!" Ying Zheng felt annoyed when he saw the servant's dumbfounded expression.

Besides Zhao Gao, why are there so many idiots around me?Such an obvious thing, even if you want me to say it, you can't even look at it!If I let the bear know that this embroidered pillow was designated for him, I don't know how proud I will be.

While Ying Zheng sighed in his heart that meeting people was unkind, that the majestic king of a country couldn't even find a person who would silently give him a pillow, while thinking about how long he should let the bear kneel down.

an hour?Is it too long?It's cool at night, what if you get sick while kneeling outside?Xiongzi's body and bones have always been bad, even the little bichon can't beat him, he's too weak!Then half an hour?Well, it's still a long time... In my opinion, it's just a stick of incense... No, no, no!Half a stick of incense!

When he made up his mind to let Hu Hai kneel for half a stick of incense, Ying Zheng picked up his pen and was about to continue correcting the memorial. Just as he lowered his head, he heard an exclamation from outside the door, "Young master, you can't go in", followed by a "bang", the door was closed. Push away from the outside.

Accompanied by a swirling cold wind, a familiar figure flew over from the door, then fell headlong into Ying Zheng's arms, hugged Ying Zheng's waist, twisted and howled, "Woo, dad... You don't love me anymore."

"How old are you, and you're still crying like this? Do you think you're still a three-year-old child?" Ying Zheng helplessly hugged Hu Hai.

When I was two and three years old, it was quite cute to fly over and beg for a hug.Now a big kid of eleven or twelve years old, still doing this, it's just... still so cute.

There is no need to doubt, if he was born late in 2000, Ying Zheng must be a super-baby fanatic, and he is still the kind who cannot be canceled or blocked by using his privileges.

"You! You are always disobedient!" Ying Zheng said, ignoring Hu Hai's wailing, he reached out and slapped the other party's butt vigorously a few times, and said in a puzzled way while slapping: "I told you not to run around, You insist on running around! I told you to kneel outside, but you insisted on running in! Ever since I was a child, I have never done a single human thing! Do everything you can!"

"Daddy! Be gentle! It hurts! It's not that I'm disobedient, it's not that I don't kneel, I'm afraid of getting cold... I, I, I! I went out and knelt! Dad, eat slowly, come back after eating Me!" Hu Hai stuffed the food box in Ying Zheng's hand, struggling to get out of Ying Zheng's arms.

His uncle!This script is wrong!Shouldn't my dad first ask me "Why don't you kneel down", and then I explain "I'm afraid it will be cold and it won't taste good, so I sent the food box in first", and then I walked away with a smile, leaving behind because I misunderstood me. My father, who was deeply ashamed of me, shed tears of heart in front of the food box alone.

How did such a compelling and stylish script become the LOW it is now?

Hu Hai, who was crawling on the ground, felt his left ankle being pulled hard before he could think clearly, and then he slipped on the floor, and was dragged into Ying Zheng's arms again.

"Daddy! Don't hit me, don't hit me! I'm wrong, I'm wrong, can't you?" Hu Hai's first reaction was to protect his little butt, and then he shrank his whole body into Ying Zheng's arms, and said pitifully.

"Okay! It's okay if you don't hit you! Come and tell me, what is this?" Ying Zheng pointed to the food box and asked.

"Delicious and delicious, you can see the crab roe buns! The fried chicken is definitely delicious!" Hu Hai sat up straight, leaned half on Ying Zheng's body, opened the food box on the table, and said flatteringly to Ying Zheng: "And It was wrapped by the child himself."

Ying Zheng raised his head, glanced at the buns in the food box, then turned his head to look at Hu Hai, and said meaningfully: "It can be seen that you made the buns yourself..." Ying Zheng paused for a moment, and added, "Because it looks like you."

"Father, please don't use this kind of killing weapon that will hurt both sides at will, okay? My son looks like a bun, so what do you look like, Father?" Hu Hai gave Ying Zheng a blank look, and then scanned all the memorials on the case He opened it, and took out two servings of crab roe buns, chopsticks, sauce and vinegar, and dogwood in the food box, pointed to the strange-shaped buns on the plate with chopsticks and said: "Although they look a bit strange, they are definitely buns. It's not meatballs, and it's definitely delicious."

While talking, Hu Hai picked up a bun with chopsticks, dipped it in some spicy dogwood powder, brought it to Ying Zheng's lips and said, "I don't believe it! Father, eat one, it's absolutely delicious!"

Ying Zheng looked at Hu Hai's smiling face, sneered, opened his mouth and ate the buns on the chopsticks in one bite, and then he quickly picked up another pair of chopsticks on the table, picked up a bun, and then Dip some mature vinegar, brought it to Hu Hai's lips, and said with a serious expression: "Eat!"

"Father, I don't...don't like sour food." Hu Hai looked at the buns on the tip of Ying Zheng's chopsticks with flickering eyes, and said pitifully.

"Father doesn't like spicy food yet." Ying Zheng sneered, and continued, "You see, Father loves you so much that he even ate such nasty dogwood. What about you, baby? Do you want to show it... ..."

"Okay..." Hu Hai had no choice but to bite the bullet off the crab roe bun on the tip of Ying Zheng's chopsticks.

What a strong father-son relationship!I was so moved that I was about to cry!Why do people hurt each other?

After hurting each other, the father and son had a tacit understanding not to hurt each other, but each lowered their heads and ate silently.

After eating, the father and son each had a cup of tea, leaned on the sofa, and at the same time silently unbuttoned their belts a little.

"This crab roe bun tastes better than mutton buns and beef buns." Ying Zheng thought silently, his brat is good at everything, but the talent of "love to enjoy" is so bright that it can shine Blind.

Sometimes it is completely unclear whether the bear child tosses so many things for the sake of filial piety to his father, or because he loves to enjoy himself, and then patronizes his father by the way.

"That's because Father, you usually eat too much mutton and beef, and you haven't eaten crabs from the lake before. Steamed crabs are delicious. This time, Erchen not only made buns with his own hands, but also went to the lake to catch them. I bought dozens of crabs. I went to see them just now, and the crabs are all alive now, and they will be great for my father to drink with tomorrow!" Hu Hai rubbed his swollen stomach while drinking tea and said: "The other ones The crabs are all collected from the fishermen, so you can decide what to do with them, Father. Anyway, I caught them with my own hands, so you can't give them to others."

"No, no, no... Wait? Are you going to the lake yourself?" Ying Zheng turned to look at Hu Hai. Although Hu Hai was puzzled, he still nodded honestly, "You brat! Go down to the lake to play Play! What if you fall into the water? You want to kill your father...you still run! Come here! I promise not to kill you!"

The author has something to say: I went to study the content of the price of every ten thousand yuan, why does it feel like a step-by-step fee?That is, the more the fields, the more you pay... Now China collects taxes like this, the higher the salary, the more you pay...

In other words, Qin’s tax is still very low (one-tenth), half or half of two-thirds of the tax is paid by political fathers...but with Japanese gold in this life, he should not be short of money... …

I read your messages, and I found that no matter what reforms are implemented, what Xiao Hu needs is a tax bureau like the United States, comparable to the FBI...

Because his policy is to protect the small and medium landlords and attack the big landlords, in order to prevent the emergence of all kinds of powerful forces in the hundreds of years from the Han Dynasty to the Tang Dynasty (such as the king and the horse share the world, and the five surnames do not marry the royal family. ~Emperor Guangwu reformed and wanted to deal with the big landlords, but he was beaten by the landlord instead~ Yang Guang wanted to deal with the aristocratic family, it was even worse)~Of course, the imperial examination is a good thing to kill the powerful~But the tax exemption of the scholar in the Ming Dynasty also hurts ...so the scholars cannot be exempted from taxes.