[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Xu... Xu... Xu Fu?

Grass, Grass, Grass, Grass, Grass, Grass, Grass, Grass, Grass, Grass, Grass!

A thousand heads and ten thousand grass mud horses surged up in Hu Hai's heart, and a thousand heads stepped on his heart together.

After defending against the sky and the earth for so long, I still haven't taken off Xu Fu, the mistress...not...green tea bitch...not right...then what should it be?oops!Who cares what?In short, you are a shameless little bitch!I want to cheat my father's money all day long!Last time I let you cheat again and again successfully, but this time...you little bitch, my father ran from Shandong to Hebei to avoid you, why do you still have the nerve to follow?

Thousands of miles to send you understand?No shame, do you understand?Always clinging to my father, do you lack fatherly love?You little bitch!

Although he couldn't see his son's expression, the touch from his palm—the hand that had been tightened since Xu Fu appeared—could still tell Ying Zheng that baby Zai was in a bad mood.

Although it was strange why Baby Sha would be unhappy because of a little old man who was neither a beauty nor a gourmet food, but Ying Zheng still squeezed Hu Hai's hand hard, giving him a signal of reassurance.

"Your name is...Xu Fu?" Ying Zheng looked at the person who appeared and called himself "Xu Fu", who looked like a Taoist, immortal, and other worldly expert.But Yingzheng has been suspicious since he was a child, and he knows that people should not be judged by their appearance—well, pigs should not be judged by their appearance, otherwise why would they not speak or move? ... Cough cough ... I won't mention the sad things.

Ying Zheng glanced around, and immediately someone who knew Xu Fu reported back and forth: "Reporting to Your Majesty, Xu Fu is from Langya of the old Qi."

"People from Langya?" Upon hearing the term "Langya", Ying Zheng's face darkened immediately. Little Pig got sick here last time. This unlucky place really wants to be erased from the map.

When Yingzheng was blackfaced, the person in charge of being a tour guide below was still dutifully introducing Xu Fu's information.

For example, "Xu Fu is a closed disciple of Guiguzi", "erudite and talented", "well versed in medicine, astronomy, and navigation", and "sympathizes with the people and is willing to help others, so he has a high reputation among the people along the coast", "Learned bigu, qigong, Cultivating immortals, and mastering martial arts" and so on, Xu Fu is almost not praised as a flower.

Hearing Ying Zheng's "hehe" smile in his heart, how can there be such a perfect person in the world?If there is such a person, most of them are pretending, just like the person named "Wang Mang" that Baoer Shui talked about, with a humble appearance and a poisonous plan in his heart.

"Mr. Xu Fu, please, sir, what can I teach you?" Although he doesn't like Xu Fu, but in front of so many ministers, local elders, and scholars from various factions, Ying Zheng still wants to give Xu Fu a face-right as he is The bone that a thousand gold buys a bone.

Xu Fu got up from the ground, pointed to the vast sea beside him and said, "Your Majesty, have you ever heard that there are three fairy mountains where gods live in this Bohai Sea?"

"Hehe... but the three fairy mountains of Penglai, Fangzhang, and Yingzhou? This... I must have heard of it." Ying Zheng glanced at his little pig out of the corner of his eye, and then at Xu Fu, before he could continue. , said with a smile: "The matter of Sanxian Mountain will be discussed at night, let's go down the mountain first."

yeah?I have prepared a lot of Amway's Xu Fu, and suddenly I am at a loss for words, Your Majesty... Hey!Your Majesty, this is different from what you said!It shouldn’t be that I first ask you “Do you know?”, and then you say “I don’t know, ask sir”, and then I ask a lot of Amway for you, and then you ask me “Ask sir, how can I go to Sanxian Mountain”, Then, for the sake of your sincerity and sincerity, I will tell you that I can go to Sanxian Mountain, as long as you can prepare this, that, and that for me.

The old man's request is not too much, just casually bring five hundred virgins first.

Facing Ying Zheng who did not take such an unusual path, Xu Fu pondered over what was wrong, so that he didn't notice Hu Hai's eyes full of hatred when he looked at him.

"The emperor is very wrong today." Sitting on the imperial chariot, Ying Zheng looked at Hu Hai who was beating his thigh with a cute face. It seemed to be the same as usual, but the strength when he was beating his thigh was stronger than usual. Heavier, "Is there something uncomfortable? Or is it because of...Xu Fu?"

"Hmph!" Hu Hai said casually, and continued to beat Ying Zheng's legs.

After pounding for a while, seeing that Ying Zheng didn't continue to question himself, but read a book with his hand, he hummed twice again.

"Puchi!" Ying Zheng smiled and knew that this brat couldn't bear it. The more he talked to him, the more he ignored you. If he didn't talk to him, it would be...

"Father, what are you laughing at?" Ask me!Quickly ask me downhill!I've already talked to you, so quickly ask me!

"It's nothing, I just think the stories in this book are funny." Don't ask, don't ask, don't ask, you can't kill you little bear.

"Oh, that's it..." Father, why don't you pretend?That book of yours... Can you laugh like that after reading "Qin Fa"?Father is really awesome, no wonder you are Qin Shihuang, this son can only be Qin Ershi.

The two father and son had a tacit understanding and began to play the game of "whoever speaks first loses". They played from the top of the mountain to the foot of the mountain, and they continued to play even after they got off the imperial chariot. Feel a little strange.

On the surface, the relationship between the two fathers and sons is still very good. Until the dinner, the older one will still say "Be careful when you fall, eat slowly", and the younger one will also say "Father, the emperor is great, and the son is good to the father." The emperor carries a piece of fish", but why is the atmosphere so strange?Always feel something is wrong!

At the dinner banquet for civil and military officials, local elders, and scholars of various schools, Ying Zheng ate a piece of steamed fish that he hated most with a smile. You all have fun."

trick?Your Majesty suddenly asked to watch the trick, and felt that it was not the rhythm of a good thing!

When the people in the venue heard the words, there was a burst of "buzzing". Not only did many people discuss it boldly, but a few even turned their attention to Qilu Confucian scholars including Xu Fu.

Most people saw what happened on the mountain during the day.Xu Fu and the Confucian scholars of Qilu played a good show boldly. His Majesty had a lot of them, and he didn’t get angry at the time, but His Majesty and Young Master didn’t like the Confucian scholars of Qilu. Opportunity, how can you let it go?This so-called trick must have something to do with Qilu Confucian scholars.

Youzhan, a funny celebrity, dared to say: "Usually, I use tricks to amuse Your Majesty, but today I can see His Majesty's fresh tricks. It's really eye-opening."

"This trick is called shadow puppetry. I think it's quite interesting. Youzhan, you need to learn more." Ying Zheng stroked his beard and laughed.

Youzhan is a song and dance artist that Ying Zheng likes very much. He is best at telling jokes, but the jokes he tells are not the kind of jokes that take pleasure in mocking others, but some very profound truths.Moreover, he is not only very quick-witted, but also has a sense of justice. When Ying Zheng wants to do something wrong, he often uses jokes to utter his own words very cleverly to persuade Ying Zheng.

In history, when Qin II wanted to paint the Xianyang Palace with paint, it was Youzhan who stood up and persuaded him with ingenious words.

For Hu Hai, who was very cute and pure in his previous life, and just wanted to make his father happy all the time, Youzhan, who could make his father always smile, was once the person he most envied and wanted to imitate, even for a while , Hu Hai also thought about worshiping Youzhan as his teacher, followed him as a comedian, and then relieved his father who was often worried about state affairs.

But then Mr. Zhao... no, it should be Mr. Zhao Gao who said that even being a comedian requires a lot of ingenuity and intelligence, and I...hehe...stupid, it's not like doing this will cause trouble thing.

wait!Whose memory is this?My son, why would you want to be a comedian?It's really... nothing at all!Being in the emperor's house, of course the ultimate goal is to take the throne as the ultimate goal. I really have no choice but to follow Hong Zhou's example and pretend to be crazy. Why do I have to go all out to please the emperor?

What's more, what is meant by "even being a comedian requires considerable intelligence"?Zhao Gao, please explain clearly to me, why do you say that to me?Where is this young man not smart?It's just a joke!That's a regular item of my son, I didn't fight alone, it was the result of 5000 years of soul possession by countless jokers.

"Ah!" Hu Hai covered his head and moaned in a low voice. He always felt that something was about to float up in his mind, and it was all terrible things.

Hu Hai gasped heavily, his face was slightly reddened, his right hand clenched the chopsticks tightly, as if he was about to break the chopsticks, blinked his eyes, and a tear fell down.

"Young master...Young master..." Amu carefully tugged at the corner of Hu Hai's clothes to remind him not to lose his composure in public.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Hu Hai said "I'm sorry, the user you dialed is not in the service area for the time being", looked at Amu with a blank expression, and asked mechanically, "What are you calling me for?"

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty..." Amu reminded in a low voice.

"Father..." Hu Haiyi turned his head, but saw that Ying Zheng was looking at him with concern. He blinked, squeezed out two tears, covered his mouth with his hand, and said sadly: "I bit my tongue when I was eating!" Already!"

"You're such an adult, yet you're so careless when eating. It's really good. Eat slowly, do you know?" Seeing that the baby was not in a bad mood, Ying Zheng let out a sigh of relief, asked a casual question, and turned his attention to the main hall. front door.

"It's so delicious." Hu Hai said with a smile.

At this time, the shadow puppet artists had already set up the stage, took out the shadow puppets in their hands, and prepared to start the performance.