[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Facing Yingzheng's questioning, little friend Hu Xiaozhu habitually "hummed" a few times, and then his father shaves his nose, then turned around to the palace man standing behind, and slapped handsomely. Snap your fingers.

The palace man immediately brought up a chair, and Hu Hai immediately stepped forward obediently, waved Zhao Gao's hand away, and helped his father to sit on the chair.

"Oh! You brat, what are you doing here? My father is not old yet, so I'm going to rest after standing for a while." Ying Zheng looked at Hu Hai coldly. The brat said yesterday, "A man with 41 flowers, my father To continue to maintain a good figure, to be a handsome guy who can make a girl cry and give birth to a baby monkey for you. So pickled vegetables and meat... Eat the thin father, eat the fat one", this will Think he's too old to rest?

But that being said, Ying Zheng obediently sat down on the chair, leaned back, stretched his legs, squinted at his little bear, and said, "Tell me, what bad idea are you planning?"

While talking, Ying Zheng was playing with the thousand-mile mirror in his hand, a small broken cylinder made of brass, with a piece of glass on each end, what is it?Not lofty at all!but……

Ying Zheng grabbed one end of the Thousand Miles Mirror, and knocked on Hu Hai's head. Looking at Hu Hai, who was covering his head, staring at him with big round eyes, and looked at him with a puzzled expression, he laughed and said, "It's for hitting you!" It's pretty easy!"

"Father! The Divine Mirror is not used in this way. It is for the eyes." Hu Hai took the Divine Mirror from Yingzheng's hand, pouted and said, "I asked Father to sit and watch. Even if I'm afraid that my father will be tired, it's because I'm afraid that my father will be overly frightened and accidentally fall, so I want my father to sit still before watching! Hmph! A bad father doesn't know the heart of a good son!"

"Okay, good! A bad father doesn't know the heart of a good son! Now that the father has settled down, quickly bring this thousand-mile mirror!" Ying Zheng spread his hands to Hu Hai and said.

Hu Hai smiled slightly, put the thousand-mile mirror in Ying Zheng's hands, and then put the thousand-mile mirror in front of Ying Zheng with his hands, and said gently: "Father, please bring your dragon eyes here..." Hu Hai pointed to the piece of glass at one end of the Thousand Miles Mirror, "Look out from this piece of glass."

"Hmph! Just look at it! What kind of mystery is it?" Ying Zheng snorted, sat up with his upper body, moved his eyes to the front of the panorama mirror, and suddenly exclaimed, "What is this? It's so scary!"

As he said that, Ying Zheng leaned back. Fortunately, he was sitting on a chair with a backrest to support him, otherwise he would have to fall, "It's terrible! Such a big bird, so fierce that it came close to him, those eyes really Scary!"

Ying Zheng patted his chest and said with lingering fear, and then he heard a burst of hearty laughter, "Hahaha! Father, are you scared?"

"Cut! You brat! You know how to scare your father!" Ying Zheng became furious, slapped Hu Hai on the back of the neck, and said angrily.

Yingzheng spent his whole life reckless, and never saw swords, seas of fire, or insidious tricks, but after giving birth to this brat, he not only washed away his three views from time to time, but was also frightened by what the brat made.

"Father, the bird you mentioned... probably is a seagull. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! Father is not afraid! The monster is coming, father is not afraid, my son will definitely fight the monster!" Hu Hai stroked Ying Zheng's chest, Smiling and consoling,

It was that face, with a look of taking pleasure in others' misfortune, which seemed quite insincere at first glance.

"Go away! You unfilial child!" Ying Zheng slapped Hu Hai's hand away, picked up the binoculars that he had thrown aside because of shock just now, and carefully leaned in front of the mirror, continuing to watch.

There is a saying, the more you are afraid, the more interesting it is.

Yingzheng didn't have too many things in his life that were enough to surprise or amaze him. After finally finding something interesting enough for him, he naturally didn't want to end it so soon.

then……

"Father...Father, let's go down the mountain? What's there to see!"

"Bear boy, you go down first...don't disturb me... oh...there's a shark there, so cute..."

"Uh...uuuu..."

"If you want to cry, go and start crying... arguing and getting upset... seagull fishing is so interesting..."

"Father, you don't love me anymore..."

"I love it... But it will be annoying if you watch it for a long time... There is a distance... Hey! There are fish spraying water! It's so interesting!"

#urgent!Why is there a soil turtle father who doesn't even know a whale at home? #

To put it bluntly, after persuading Ying Zheng to go back to the camp, telling him that not only the scenery in the sea, but also the scenery on the mountains, especially the people... Ying Zheng became obsessed and observed his ministers' hobbies from a distance.

"I've never realized that Li Si's appearance is so good? His expression is so rich when he speaks!"

"Oh! You don't know if you don't look! Meng Tian has so many micro-expressions! No wonder some people call him Xiao Tiantian!"

"And that Zhao Gao... tsk tsk tsk... When I'm not around, his expression is really... tsk tsk tsk..."

"These people! They are all so honest in front of me! As soon as they leave me, they will... hum~~"

Listening to Ying Zheng's report on the result of peeking at his courtiers with a telescope, Hu Hai silently lit a candle for the officials in the court.

Historically, Yingzheng never saw Li Si, but only saw Li Si's motorcade, and lost his temper because his motorcade was too luxurious. Now that he has a telescope, he can see his courtiers from afar. What are you doing, this life is still interesting?We must live in Yingzheng's sight all the time.

In other words, it is possible that Ying Zheng did not discover the future development of the telescope, but just regarded it as an exquisite plaything?

That's impossible!

In fact, Ying Zheng, who is so smart, immediately realized the benefits of the telescope when he got it, and then turned his head and told his son that the production of this thing must be kept secret, and you don’t even think about it Take it out and sell it for money, as much as you have, your father and I will take it all.

but……

Hu Hai, who was half kneeling on the ground and beating Ying Zheng's thigh with a small and courteous face, was overjoyed when he heard that his father was willing to buy the products he made, and spread his little hands in front of Ying Zheng, "Father, That money..."

"What is money?" With great perseverance, Ying Zheng shifted his attention away from the scenery in the thousand-mile magic mirror, sat up straight, glanced at Bai Huhai, and said, "What money are you talking about between father and son? Your father and I will take care of you." You are so old, did I ask you for money? You have to pay for food, clothing, housing and transportation? You have so much pocket money every month, do you ask for money? What do you want, always from my warehouse Touching rare treasures, did I count money with you? You... why are you running away? If you have the ability, you take out my private house, if you have the ability, you count money with me? If you have the ability, you count money with me, if you have the ability, you I've worked so hard to raise you for so many years, I've brought you up with shit and piss, and you... come back! Did you hear me when you came back! Bold! You are the first one in my life! When you scold someone, you dare to turn around and run away! Do you know that my time is precious, every inch of time is precious, and I wasted so much time, saliva, and energy today to scold you, do you want to count it as money?"

Seeing the baby who fled in despair and made no choice, Ying Zheng snorted twice, leaned back on the chair triumphantly, held the panorama to look at the scenery, and smacked his lips at the same time, if someone If you dare to get close to him at this time, you can probably hear him saying, "Little brat! Tease me! You are a little tender!"

After Yingzheng decided to locate the emerging port to Treasure Island in Busan, the two father and son erected a large inscription on the port, praising Qin De as usual on the front, and writing "Busan" on the reverse, It can be regarded as giving this place a name, and then recruiting people to build the port, recruiting skilled boatmen, and recruiting sailors are all done by the people below, and there is nothing wrong with him and Hu Hai.

"Let's go, go back, don't you want to go home?" Ying Zheng activated the Momoda skill on Hu Hai's little head, and Hu Hai's obedience increased by ten points.

"I don't want to! The place where there is the emperor is the home of the ministers, and other foreign things are empty!" Hu Hai activated the dragon's flattering skill on Ying Zheng, and Ying Zheng's mood improved by ten points.

"You! Ever since I was a child, my mouth has been as sweet as honey, and I don't know who it looks like? Your mother..." Ying Zheng's tone was congested. It's been too long, and I can't remember what Hu Ji is like. What kind of personality does it look like? I remember that it is pretty and affectionate, and its personality is a bit spicy. Others...hehe...let's not talk about this, "I was not as sweet-mouthed as you when I was young?"

"That's why my father ate less sugar when I was a child!" Hu Hai said the truth in a sentence. These days, sugar is still a very precious ingredient, and most people can't afford it. Ying Zheng was a hostage in Zhao when he was a child. There must be no money to buy candy.

Seeing Yingzheng's deliberately stiff face because of his own words, Hu Hai continued: "Hmph! I'm a good boy with a father who distributes sugar! Officially distributes sugar! Qin Shihuang's brand honey, let you grow up in a honey jar When I grow up, I promise that when I grow up, it will be sweeter than ever! Hmph! Although Father is worse than Erchen in everything, but this point is definitely not as good as Erchen—that is, your father is not as good as mine! "

"Little sycophant! How dare you talk about your ancestors!" Ying Zheng looked at his own baby smashed, dumbfounded. It felt good to be praised by his son, but it sounded so unfilial.

"It's just telling the truth! How can it be called talking about the ancestors? Didn't the father say to be honest with the father and not lie? My son is doing this now! Be honest! Don't lie! If the ancestors knew what the son did For what he did, he must be an honest and good boy in the underground." Hu Hai said triumphantly.

"Uh..." Darling, where's your face?You have so many faces!

Looking at Hu Hai whose face is full of "I'm so smart, I want to give him 32 likes for my wit", Ying Zheng's pressure is so great.

Although politicians are people who show their faces, people like Hu Hai seem to be in the minority. Who did he learn from?

Amid Yingzheng's worries about who brought his cute son away, Yingzheng ended his east tour and returned to Xianyang City after a long absence.