[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Hu Hai rested his head on Yingzheng's thigh, and found a comfortable position that he was familiar with - Yingzheng's thigh is not soft or hard, and his body is always hot. The most important thing is that it has its own memory function, which can restore the direction when it was lying down last time. The location and depth are much better than the memory pillows sold in the mall. The only disadvantage is that no one dares to discover this function except myself.

Ying Zheng glanced at Hu Hai who was lying on his lap, holding a memorial in his hand, crossing his legs, humming a ditty, and forcing himself to take a snack from time to time, silently feeling a little stressed.Such an act of working hard and taking pride in labor, regardless of whether or not he surrenders to Qin Shihuang's coercion—I am happy, what is wrong with me?Did I ask you to be my son's pillow?Or let you give my son the present person?

But the key is that my father who served me hasn't served him yet?Why can the bear boy be served so comfortably?Isn't the correct way to open it should be served by bear children?

Ying Zheng was unhappy, and stretched out his hand to lift Hu Hai up.

Because Hu Hai has nothing to do all these years and dragged Ying Zheng to exercise and dance in the square... No, the four words after the last sentence can be crossed out, and in addition, Ying Zheng has not eaten those messy elixir in his life, and he does not use it like he did in his previous life. All the work is on his own shoulders, but he is properly delegated to the princes and courtiers. The invention of paper saves him from moving 120 catties of bricks a day, which is more tiring than a small construction worker. With my son running outside, I don't have so much time to spend every day and night with my daughter.

After adding up all the reasons, although Ying Zheng's body is not as vigorous as when he was young, it is still no problem to pretend to be an eagle and catch a chick. "You are so tall, why do you feel that you have no flesh at all?"

Ying Zheng shook Hu Hai in his hand, and muttered in distaste, feeling that it didn't matter at all, and he didn't know if the headache was good or not.

Headache?what is that?

Before Hu Hai could figure it out, Ying Zheng had already pushed him to the ground and sat in a standard posture. Then Ying Zheng took advantage of the situation and lay down on his lap, and touched a pot of snacks from the table with his right hand, and placed it beside Hu Hai. He opened his mouth and said, "Hey, I have some snacks!"

Fuck!Daddy!You wake up!You are in your 40s, you have a big beard, and your grandson knows how to make soy sauce. Don’t act like a child, okay?This is not in line with your style of painting!

"Father...you are really..." Hu Hai scratched his head helplessly, the old and the young, the older the younger, the older the father, the more childish.

Hu Hai remembers that when he was a child, he often told Ying Zheng that today the son is angry with his father, and the son of the Ming Dynasty will have a grandson. If your grandson is angry with me, there will be a grandson who will avenge you.

But Ying Zheng always replied, grandson is mad at you to avenge me?Are you sure it's not the two of you working together to anger me!

Now Hu Hai understands that the future development trend is not that the grandson is angry with the son, nor is it that the grandson and the son are angry at the grandfather together, but the grandpa brings the grandson to be angry with the son together.

Retribution came so fast!

Hu Hai covered his stuffed heart, forget it, bear it, just think it is for the baby, practice it in advance, don't be like the father, when you first lie down, you are not used to it, and a few times because of I was so lost in reading the memorial that I forgot that there was a son on my lap, so I kicked myself out.

"Father, General Meng fought a big victory, how do you reward General Meng?" Hu Hai picked up a memorial from Meng Tian and repelled Touman Chanyu, the Hun, forcing Touman to move north with the Hun tribe. Don't dare to invade the Hetao area again.

"How to reward? Let him stay in Jiuyuan to repair the Great Wall." Ying Zheng looked lazily at Meng Tian's memorial, glanced at it, and suddenly said, "Huh? Meng Tian said, the one you introduced... ...Surname...Surname...What is the surname..."

"My surname is Han! My name is Han Xin! Father, let me tell you, Han Xin is amazing, he is definitely a military genius. If he was not born in the wrong age, and was unfortunately born in this peaceful time, his future achievements will definitely be no worse than those of Lord Wuan in the past. .” Hu Hai boasted triumphantly.

"Yes, yes, no worse than Lord Wu'an." Ying Zheng casually said a few words, "Meng Tian said that he made a great contribution, he called the son of the Hun King... What are you... what are you going to do?" with?"

"Modun!" Hu Hai said joyfully. With Qin's military strength, defeating the various tribes of the Xiongnu who were not unified was a surprise to Hu Hai who had already read this passage from historical materials.After defeating the Xiongnu and capturing Maodun alive, it is worth opening a bottle of wine to celebrate, but it is a pity that no one can share this kind of joy, it is really lonely.

The most irritating thing is that it's fine if no one shares it, but my father said so...

"I'm so happy to have captured the son of the Hun Shanyu? He doesn't have any long-term vision at all. He really doesn't look like my son! Look at how many kings and princesses I have captured in my life... Do you want me Let me do the math for you, you brat!" Ying Zheng looked angrily at his baby smashing it.

Seeing Yingzheng, who was counting his merits for Hu Hai with his fingers, Hu Hai dropped his hand that was pouring water, "Daddy! You drink water, you drink water! Your great achievements, your son has seen you since he was a child." Yes, I have already remembered each and every one of them in my heart."

Hu Hai is not lying. According to the rules of the Qin Palace, when a battle is won or there is a major celebration, all the princes and princesses must come out to sing and dance to praise the merits of the father.Again and again, every year I do not know how many times.

It can be said that Yingzheng has no time to care about the physical and mental health of each son and daughter, nor does he have so much energy to sway his little father's love, but Yingzheng's unprecedented achievements, which have never been seen before or since, are almost filled. The whole life of sons and daughters.

Human nature is to worship the father and the strong. Hu Hai is very fortunate that Ying Zheng is both a father and a strong man.

"You should save these words and tell your grandson."

But...whether it's a father or a strong man, nothing can stop Hu Hai from having a bad heart.

#Dad is too powerful, how can I surpass him? #

#What if my son doesn't worship me in the future, but worships his grandfather? #

#I want all the sons and daughters to know that the worship of their grandfathers has been contracted by their fathers, you little bastards, just worship your fathers honestly! #

"By the way, Meng Tian said that you gave it to Han... What are some secret weapons? Tell your father, what bad things did you do?" Ying Zheng thought, and he gave the telescope to Meng Tian himself. Yes, I already knew about Takahashi's saddle training cavalry, so what else did I not know?

"It's just an incendiary bomb." To be precise, it should be called a cocktail incendiary bomb or a Monotov cocktail, which is another name for a kind of homemade incendiary bomb.At that time, it was an artifact used by the Soviets for anti-tank. Later, because it was cheap and easy to make, it became the favorite of irregular troops such as guerrillas and street rioters.

"It's quite simple to do, just put fuel in an ordinary wine bottle...such as black water (petroleum), spirits, saltpeter, plus a little thickener...flour is enough to increase the viscosity of the fuel Consistency, to ensure adhesion after fire. Another is an ignition device, such as a cloth strip wrapped around the bottle, which is usually soaked in alcohol or kerosene to support combustion. When using it, light the cloth strip and throw the bottle out with bare hands , 啦~ The bottle smashed to the ground, the fuel flowed everywhere, and the flames spread immediately. But this method is too dangerous. Erchen was worried that the bottle would burst due to the flames before throwing it out, so he improved it a bit. Add yellow phosphorus powder to the bottle. Shake the bottle before use, so that when the bottle is cracked, the yellow phosphorus inside will flow out, and it will burn when it comes in contact with air.”

Ying Zheng listened for a long time, then pondered over the meaning of every sentence of Hu Hai, and finally choked out a sentence, "I don't know what to say."

It's not just that I don't understand it, but I can't understand what the baby is talking about at all!

"Hehe, Father, you don't need to understand. It's enough for me to understand this little trick. Father just needs to stand in front, plan and guide us in the general direction. What's the use of such details?" Do you understand? Actually, I don’t really understand either, it was made by an alchemist.” Hu Hai smiled slightly.

Although this was not voluntary by the alchemist, it was Hu Hai who held the knife on the neck of the alchemist and forced the alchemist to change his research path from feudal superstition to natural science, but in the end it was the alchemist who risked his life to research it Yes, I can't help but praise it.

"Oh? Really?" Ying Zheng looked at Hu Hai in surprise, "Don't my son hate alchemists the most?"

Your family, Xu Fu, has surrendered for so long and worked so hard. You even dug two gold mines for you. When Hu Hai mentions Xu Fu, he must call him a "counterfeit drug seller".

What kind of injury did the baby suffer from the smash to cause such a deep psychological shadow?

"That guy boasted that he is very good at alchemy, so I let him practice it enough, anyway, it's all within the scope of knowledge in chemistry class." Hu Hai said with a smile.

Whether it is yellow phosphorus or oil, these are high-risk items. In order to prevent explosions from harming residential buildings, Hu Hai deliberately locked the alchemist in a deep valley, with cliffs on both sides, and heavy troops stationed at the mouth of the valley. Become a bird and fly out, otherwise you will never come out in this life.

Moreover, in order to prevent forest fires, Hu Hai, who loves the forest, deliberately found a deep valley where there was no grass, and ordered people to follow him twelve hours a day to prevent the alchemist from suffering from depression.

Of course, there is nothing wrong with living in the deep valley. Apart from not having freedom and human rights, Hu Hai is in charge of food, house and girls, and has never been unambiguous in giving what he wants. The most important thing is to reserve the right of signature for alchemists. Later, when people mention the name of this alchemist again, they will not say "liar" or something, but will change their name to "famous chemist in ancient my country".

Thinking about what he did, Hu Hai was almost moved by himself.

#Moving Daqin Good Boss! #

"Hmm..." Ying Zheng said "hmm" and didn't say anything else. At first he wanted to give that alchemist some reward or something, but when he saw the playful smile on Baby's face, he knew that the alchemist's fate would definitely be bad. How wonderful, let's save the rewards or something.