[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

After Hu Hai knew the end of Confucianism and Chun Yuyue from Rouji's mouth, he immediately sighed, sighing that history is really a spring, no matter how straight you pull, after a while, as long as you don't Note that it will always bend slowly.

Therefore, the conclusion is that it is basically impossible for a curved man to become straight.

"Young master, no, His Royal Highness, what is there to brag about? Those guys actually colluded with the survivors of the Six Kingdoms to restore them, and they deserve what they deserve." Seeing Hu Hai sighing, Rou Ji thought that he was sympathizing with the Confucian group, so she became angry opened the mouth.

The brat raised by her as her younger brother and son was bullied in vain. If His Majesty didn't allow it, she would have wanted to beat up those guys.

But when he was cheating people, His Majesty specially gave himself a vacation, let him watch on the spot, and saw with his own eyes the appearance of those bastards when they were buried in the pit, it was so refreshing that he had no friends.

"Don't call him His Royal Highness, the canonization ceremony hasn't been held yet, keep a low profile." Hu Hai sighed, lay down on the couch, pulled the quilt, and said, "I'm going to sleep, Rou Ji, please step back first." Bar."

Rou Ji, who was still concerned just now, tore off the skin of the gentle elder sister, revealing a sinister smile, rubbing her wrist while talking, and said, "Back off? How is that possible?"

Even though it was far away, Hu Hai could still hear the "clack" sound of loose bones coming from Rou Ji's wrist.

"Sister Rou Ji, I'm still a child!" Hu Hai shrank back into the depths of the bed, tightened his grip on the quilt, and said with tears in the corners of his eyes, "Can you do it lightly?"

"Be gentle? How is it possible? The imperial doctor said that the young master has been sleeping for three months, his body has not moved, and his limbs are already showing signs of stiffness. Therefore, in order to recover as soon as possible, he must massage more, and he must press hard. Light will not work. Rou Ji looked at Hu Hai sympathetically.Because of being in a coma for several months, without eating, drinking or basking in the sun, the young master, who was not very fat or strong, became thinner and petite.

You have to eat more to get stronger!It doesn't look good in clothes that are too thin!And there are so many ceremonies in the canonization ceremony, kneeling, worshiping, and facing the sun, poor young master... not strong enough to kill you every minute!

When Rou Ji thought about it, the pity and pity that she felt because of Hu Hai's beauty and softness just now disappeared immediately, replaced by a deep motivation, and she must make the young master strong again before the canonization ceremony.

"Aww! Aww! Kill! Kill a pig! Father...help!"

In a certain courtyard of Zhangtai Palace, there were bursts of tragic cries.The screams resembled the sound of a butcher slaughtering a pig. At the beginning, he was full of anger, and everyone in the courtyard heard it. All the servants and maids in the courtyard could not help lighting a piece of wax for the young master in their hearts; It was dying and weak, mixed with the language of "stop screaming, your majesty will not come to save you if you screamed and broke your throat", which made people feel very distressed.

So when his son is struggling, where is Ying Zheng, who has always advertised "love and love his son"?

Of course, in the big study, there will be a very important small court meeting.

"The eighteenth son Hu Hai is benevolent, pure and filial..." As an emperor whose intelligence surpassed most emperors in history, although Ying Zheng knew that his boasting was a bit unreliable, but as a son of a bitch, as long as he mentioned "baby", he would He couldn't help but boast a few more words to show his fatherly love to the ministers.

Fortunately, the people present were either veterans who were familiar with Yingzheng's style of painting, or they were hardcore members of the Zhao Party or the Hu Party. No one felt that Yingzheng praised Huhai too much. After all, this is the current boss's praise of the future boss. , It’s quite inhumane not to go along with it, how much do you dislike the current boss?There are more than 400 Confucian scholars buried in the pit, and there are hundreds of their families and clansmen beside the Great Wall.

Hu Hai had no excuse to praise Hu Hai—anyway, I just pick up good words and sentences. As for whether these good words and sentences conflict with each other, such as "lively and quiet" or something, and will these words bring It gives people a feeling that the future prince is a smart one, and this is not the point. The point is, "I want to make the eighteenth prince the prince, what do you think?"

how?Of course Desperate Maniac nodded, those who disagreed would stay at the bottom of the pit, who would dare to speak out against it?

Therefore, one said, "The young master is precocious and intelligent, so he should be made the prince"; It is the destiny to be the crown prince, who else is better than the young master?"

In short, the scene was a bit lively and the atmosphere was a bit noisy. Those who knew it knew that it was Daqin who was choosing the prince, but what they didn't know was that they thought it was some established underworld organization that was beheading chicken heads and roasting yellow chickens, vowing to get closer to the boss.

Since everyone is so enthusiastic, the establishment of the crown prince is considered to be a decision, and then it is time to decide on the crown prince canonization ceremony... Wait, I have such a thing as a crown prince canonization ceremony in Daqin?

As the first unified dynasty in history, because there are no previous dynasties for reference, all the current etiquette systems, including the emperor's coronation ceremony back then, are all temporary workers.Of course, the old Qin State used to have a complete set of crown prince canonization ceremonies, but Da Qin is now the Qin Dynasty, not the small country in Guanzhong Xichui. How can the old ceremonies be used to enshrine the crown prince?It's lowered, isn't it!

Therefore, with Ying Zheng's order, the younger brothers under him were busy preparing for the canonization ceremony of the first prince in the first unified dynasty in history.

Just when all the ministers were gearing up for a big fight, Li Si, who had been looking at Ying Zheng and the ministers with a calm smile, suddenly said, "Since the crown prince is going to be canonized, should the etiquette of the prince's wedding also be prepared together?" ?”

Big wedding, big wedding, big wedding for the prince!

All the ministers turned their hateful gazes to Li Si, it was too hateful, no one knew that the future crown princess would be the daughter of the Li family.

This guy Li Si took advantage of it, and let us help his granddaughter think about the wedding ceremony. What's worse, we have to help him think about it with a smile on our faces, it's really annoying.

Some people are still angry, but others are more flexible, or those who have daughters or granddaughters of the same age at home, are already thinking about how to send their daughters into the palace.

In this era, it is a model of lewdness for common people, officials and even princes to mess with many women. Only the emperor and the prince can legally mess around, and it is called "spreading branches and leaves for the royal family" and so on.

As a prince, besides the concubine, there are n vacancies for Liangdi and Ruren to be filled.My own daughter and granddaughter can't be crown princesses, but if they can get the prince's pity and love, and give birth to a boy and a half girl, it is best to be the mother of the emperor's eldest grandson. Who will win in the future is still unknown.

Even if you don't have daughters or granddaughters, you can still send clan daughters, singers, and dancers, as long as you are good-looking and beautiful.

Although in this year, the great beauties such as Wei Zifu who made people all over the world sing "There is no joy in giving birth to a boy, and no anger in giving birth to a daughter", and Concubine Yang Gui who "does not give birth to a boy but a girl" did not appear, but Lu Buwei presented Zhao Ji to King Zhuang Xiang. The story of Lu Buwei is right in front of you. Who doesn't want to put in a fight, maybe they can become the next Lu Buwei?

What's more, it's not the Qing Dynasty now, it was an era of fighting for fathers, the prince chose his wife not a beauty, but a father.

These days, a beauty pageant is just a beauty pageant, there are not so many backstages, shady scenes, backgrounds and fathers.

As long as you look good, it doesn't matter whether you are married or from a humble background, there is nothing wrong with it!

Everyone was full of confidence and vowed to find a few beauties from their homes and send them to the palace, while Li Si was drinking tea without saying a word while holding a teacup.

You idiots, not to mention that the young master has been with His Majesty since he was a child, he is tired of seeing the beauties from the six countries in His Majesty's harem, how can you compare with those vulgar fans?Your Majesty has already told me that the young master said that the eldest son will not be born until his own granddaughter gives birth to a son-in-law.

When Hu Hai, whose limbs are weak and in pain because of lying down for too long, is able to walk with his support on the wall under the love education of Rou Ji and Little Bear—you just want to feel pain for a while Or will he lie in bed as a paralyzed patient all his life?Enter the bichon!If he doesn't get up, you will crush him to death!

In order not to be crushed into a biscuit, which weighs more than 300 kilograms, and not to be slapped into the wall by the little bixiong because of laziness, the future Prince Qin had to learn to move while leaning on the wall under the watchful eyes of a bear.

Looking at the little bichon sitting behind him, with a very calm expression, gnawing on the honey-soaked bamboo branch, and seeing himself turning around, and stabbing his ass with the bamboo branch very cruelly, Hu Hai silently shed tears of sadness , you have the guts to be called Bixiong even with your size? With a height of 1.8 meters and a weight of more than 200 kilograms, how is it small?Stand taller than me!

Just when Hu Hai was full of complaints, he suddenly heard a servant's sharp cry from outside, "Your Majesty is here."

"Father!" Hu Hai's face was filled with joy, his spirits lifted, and he leaned on the wall and moved away.

And the little bichon, who had been following him all the time, slapped him with a non-sweet bamboo branch from time to time, and the little bichon, who had been lazy all the time, also became energetic with this cry, stood up straight, and didn't even think about it. When he thought about it, he stopped a step forward, and stood on the path of Hu Hai's progress impartially. Hu Hai was so angry that he could only see a mountain of meat staring blankly in front of him.

This pile of meat is not very self-conscious yet, with a flick of its buttocks, almost throwing Hu Hai behind him out, and then running forward with four legs, all the way to Yingzheng, hugging him Living on Ying Zheng's thigh, only Hu Hai's tail gas remained.

Looking at Ying Zheng, who was smiling and touching the bichon's head, and the tall and burly bichon, who tried to shrink himself into a small ball, Hu Hai supported the wall and burst into tears.

This son defeated his seventeen older brothers, but lost to a panda!Sure enough, you are the real father and son!

A bearer—that is, a bearer than a bear child.