[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Ying Zheng took a sip of tea, looked at Hu Hai who was wriggling around like sitting on the fire with his buttocks, put down his teacup and said, "Sit down for me! What do you mean by being so frizzy?"

Hu Hai lowered his head, blushing, and was about to admit his mistake to his father when he suddenly heard Ying Zheng from above say, "How can you be someone's father like this?"

ah?It's too early to talk about becoming a father since the daughter-in-law hasn't married yet?Or are you trying to hint to me, father, that I'm ready to be a father?Fuck!The butterfly wings are a little bigger!

Hu Hai bulged out a pair of big round eyes, and asked his father with his eyes.

Father, look at me, look at me!Look at your cute and pure eyes!

"If my grandson becomes like you, how terrible it would be!" Ying Zheng covered his heart and said, "There is no room for two tigers in one mountain, and two bears in one palace. Why are there two bears in the family? Are the bears swollen after arguing? As a father and grandfather, should I help the big bear or the little bear?"

Ying Zheng was still talking endlessly, but Hu Hai had already ran out clutching his heart.

The father's mind is getting clearer and clearer. Is it necessary to consider whether to help the big bear or the little bear?Of course it is to help the bear!The bear was not born to him!It's fine if you don't help your own son unconditionally, but you still want to help someone else's son?

Big Bear thought without any shame in his heart.

In this day and age, weddings are all about solemnity and solemnity, and they don't wear red and colorful clothes. Therefore, although it is the wedding of the crown prince, the Xianyang Palace is still as quiet as death.

As for things like exchanging wedding rings under the church, honeymoon trips, bridal chambers, and hijab removal that Hu Hai fantasized about when he was a child, it's the same.

And because Hu Hai is the crown prince, it is not up to him to go out to greet the relatives in person. He just needs to wait in the palace and wait for his wife to come in a carriage with a dowry and younger sister.

You heard that right!With dowry and sister!Just like in the song "Girl in Daban City", when a girl gets married, she should take her sister with her.

When Hu Hai was still a very pure young lady, he wondered why the woman in the song had to bring her younger sister when she got married?Could it be that the woman is an orphan, and her younger sister will not be raised after she gets married, so the man is kind enough to help the woman raise her sister?What a nice guy!

A little later, Hu Hai became a very impure Dazheng wife. When he listened to this song again, a lot of content that was not suitable for children would appear, and then he laughed meaningfully.

Now he understands that this is an ancient marriage system called concubine system.In the Zhou Dynasty, when a feudal lord married a daughter of a country as his wife, the girl had to marry along with her nephew (brother's daughter) and di (sister). There are nine nephews and younger sisters in total. Only the wife is the main wife, and the rest are noble concubines.

The emperor married twelve daughters, which symbolized December; the feudal princes married nine daughters, which symbolized Kyushu.

Later, the authority of the Zhou royal family declined, and the princes and kings of the Warring States Period practiced the system of the son of heaven, and began to marry twelve daughters to show their contempt for the emperor of Zhou. This beautiful Chu Ji is really the envy of future generations of men.

"If this is put in future generations, maybe I will become a proper example of a scumbag? Brother, if you want to be more popular, maybe there will be many people writing about my wife being reborn and abusing me in Lu Ding Ding." Hu Hai Diverge your thinking, think about the prosperity of the future, and silently swear in your heart that you will definitely be a moderate monarch in terms of feelings.

You can't be like my father, who has been masturbated for thousands of years because he didn't set up a queen; nor can he be like Ming Xiaozong, who has been masturbated for thousands of years because he is monogamous; Too cruel and ruthless, and has been yelled at for thousands of years.

Clench your fists!

Among the hundreds of schools of thought, there is still one called "novelists". Although they have not occupied the right to speak above the court for thousands of years, they have been active among the people. Lihua", "Farewell My Concubine", "July [-]th Palace of Longevity", "Wu Yanshengxue Master Li" are all good sources of their gossip.

From the perspective of women's rights, the girls of later generations will probably feel that the concubine system is very unfair.But in fact, the concubine system is actually a guarantee of interests for the main wife and her family.

The emperor's women usually don't only have these twelve, but most of them also have a large harem group, and these women usually come from all corners of the country. The nationality of each concubine is different, which represents the interest group behind them.

To fight against such a huge harem group, of course the main wife can't fight alone, she needs a lot of helpers. At that time, these concubines who have common interests with the main wife are good assistants who help the main wife to fight with others—so Hu Hai has always wondered why in the Qingchuan drama, the harem of Huang Taiji is always Borjijit and the three flowers fighting each other?Is there a hole in the screenwriter's mind?If you don't write about the three of them, you won't be able to write TV series?

Moreover, according to etiquette, if the official wife of a prince dies or is divorced, the prince cannot remarry, and can only make up for it in turn in the concubine. This ensures the interests of the wife's family and can still be tied to the man.

That is to say, if Hu Hai wants to say, "I just want to marry a wife", he will definitely be chopped off by his father-in-law.

As for completely changing this point from the system, Hu Hai has no such plan. He doesn't like it, but it doesn't mean that his children and grandchildren don't like it either.As an emperor, it is very important to spread branches and leaves. A couple for a lifetime sounds very beautiful and romantic, but think about Ming Xiaozong, the only monogamous man, in the end he broke his incense because he had no children, and finally the throne fell into In the hands of the descendants of the political opponents back then, it really makes people unhappy to think about it for hundreds of years.

Since I am unable to change this system, I have no choice but to treat my sister better. The authority of my son and wife is good to my sister and to myself. How great is it?This son is a person who wants to do big things, how can he have time to take care of so many women?

With such a mood in mind, Hu Hai, who had gone through all the etiquette procedures, finally received his bride's... wedding car at the main entrance of Xianyang Palace.

The black wedding car and the solemn environment made Hu Hai slightly sad, and he didn't feel like he was attending a wedding.

Could this be the source of the phrase "marriage is the grave of love"?The ancients knew thousands of years ago that getting married is definitely not a happy thing.

The crown prince riding a horse escorted the wedding car with the crown princess all the way to the prince's bedroom.

Although Hu Hai is the crown prince of the Great Qin Dynasty, the basic process of the wedding is similar to that of the common people. It is nothing more than a larger team for sending off and welcoming relatives, more dowry gifts, and stricter security work. In addition, the father also pays a big red envelope to the people in Guanzhong. .

The wedding car arrived at the gate of the prince's bedroom, and the Li family girl in black got out of the car under the service of the maid.

According to the procedure, Hu Hai stepped forward to bow to the other party, and at the same time glanced at the other party generously.

Suddenly, I feel that my memory is a little unreliable. I clearly remember that although Li’s daughter was a little chubby girl when she was young, she was pretty good when she grew up. This one in front of me... has a flat body, a 16-year-old girl with a lordosis It's still difficult in this era when food is very natural and there are no hormones.

As for the appearance... I have forgotten that people these days regard "whiteness" as their beauty, and they don't know how to wear so-called nude makeup. In the end, they will smear a thick layer of white powder on their face, and then paint on their mouth. A small cherry mouth.

For details, please refer to the makeup in Uncle Baoguo's "Hanwu Emperor", which was scolded as a footbath geisha makeup back then.

I don't know why, but the news of "a woman with no makeup who sees netizens and gets beaten for being ugly" came to Hu Hai's mind.

When you have sex at night, you must ask Li's daughter to wash her face. I don't want to eat a mouthful of powder at night.

The two entered the bedroom door and went up the west steps to the hall.In the southwest of the room, there was a banquet prepared in advance by concubines, and the praisers put the dishes and chopsticks on the banquet.

A concubine with a small round face washed Hu Hai's hands, and Hu Hai bowed again and invited Li's daughter to the table.The two sit opposite each other at the table, Hu Hai is on the west, facing east; Li's daughter is on the east, facing west, they eat together in prison, and they all sacrifice first and then eat.

The praiser washes the wine glass, drinks for the bridegroom first and then the bride. The two drink the wine in the glass and drink two glasses in a row.

For the third cup, use the legendary 卺 instead of the wine cup.

卺, it is the legendary "He 卺 wine", the kind that you feed me and I feed you.

In Hu Hai's view, drinking "Hexing wine" is probably the only thing that can reflect romance in this wedding, which is similar to a funeral.

However, the so-called "Hexing wine" is not like the one seen in later TV dramas, where a couple hold wine glasses and hook their hands together, drinking their own glasses.Instead, they hold "卺", which is a gourd that is divided into two-it means that two people will become two when they are divided, and they will become one when they are combined.

After drinking the "Hejiu Wine", it's time for a pleasant sex session.

It was only after this process that Hu Hai understood why ancient weddings were always held at night. This was purely for the convenience of the male and female parties to have sex directly after entering the bridal chamber, so as to save the two of them from sitting in a daze and being bored after drinking.

Anyway, these days, it's not popular for men to drink weddings, women to stay alone in the empty room, and then the men come back drunk.

It's okay to drink well or pretend to be drunk. For a person like myself who drinks very badly and is drunk and drunk, will this bridal chamber be allowed to pass?A lifetime is only one lifetime, and the good springtime cannot be wasted!

The emperor set up a sleeping mat for the daughter of the Li family in the west, and the concubine set up a sleeping mat for Hu Hai in the east.

After Hu Hai took off the belt for Li's daughter according to the etiquette, he ordered his concubine to fetch a basin of water for Li's daughter, and wiped her face with her own hands.

As the makeup on his face was wiped off little by little, the pretty, cute and somewhat childish loli pretty face was revealed. After confirming that his memory was correct, Hu Hai finally let go of his tight heart.

#Finally, there is no need to add a rule for future generations, you have to go swimming with your sister before getting married. #