[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Since Little Piggy was able to crawl and walk, he had a record of falling eight times a day, proclaiming to everyone that although he looks cute and cute, he is really a child of a bear, a "little bear".

In order to prevent the little bear from wrestling, the places where the little piggy often plays, such as the Grape Palace, Tai's Palace, and Yingzheng's bedroom, are now covered with thick plush carpets, so that even if the little piggy falls, he doesn't have to worry about him It hurts to fall.

Now that the little piggy is three years old, his walk is gradually becoming more stable. The plush carpet, which is more comfortable to roll than the wooden floor, has become a good place for some brat to roll around and play hooligans.

"Are you ashamed?" Ying Zheng leaned halfway on the couch, holding a volume of books in his hand, looking at Hu Hai who was rolling on the ground, seeming to have forgotten why he was rolling, rubbed the center of his brows, and said: " It’s such a big piece, how dare you get out? It’s not cute at all, okay! Little piggy, go get out cute, and make your father feel inferior.”

The little piggy who was sitting on the carpet playing with a jigsaw puzzle raised his head to look at Ying Zheng, then turned his head to look at his father, shook his head with disgust and said, "No! Shame! I am the Great Qin Emperor Sun, how can you do such shameless things?"

Ying Zheng tilted his head and glanced at Hu Hai. Hu Hai lowered his head in shame, then raised his head again, and said with a vigorous smile, "Since none of you are willing to lose face, I am the only one who will do the job of losing face. Who told me to do it?" Two!"

Hu Hai said with a double meaning.

As for the later passage of Hu Hai's words to the people, this joke was carried forward by those novelists. Thousands of years later, the word "two" officially had an explanation like "two goods" in Chinese dictionaries. This is a digression.

Looking at Hu Hai's bright face, Ying Zheng felt that he was about to be blinded by the brat's white teeth when he grinned, "Speak up if you have something to do, don't be cute here?"

"I don't want to be cute, I just want to..." Hu Hai moved to the side of the little piggy, and then blocked the little piggy in front of him.

"Father, have you made a mistake?" Little Piggy looked at Hu Hai who suddenly hugged him and kissed him so dearly. This was obviously a mistake, and he used himself as a shield.

"How can it be that I made a mistake? Will I make a mistake? How is it possible?" Hu Hai said this, but his hands became more and more forceful, as if afraid of being used as a pillow by him, the little piggy ran away without paying attention.

Little Piggy nodded thoughtfully, and said in a childlike voice: "Father, you have said that, then you must have made a mistake. Grandpa, for Zizai's sake, if Father's mistakes are not too serious Seriously, let's just forgive him."

"Okay! For Zaizai's sake, if it's not too serious, we'll forgive him." Ying Zheng put down the book in his hand, sat up straight, looked at Hu Hai with a smile and said, "Tell me, brat, what did you do again?" Wrong?"

"I really didn't make a mistake. The one who made a mistake was...Brother Fusu." Hu Hai shrank his neck and said.

The cause of the incident is this. Recently, according to reports from the governor of Xiangjun, there have been frequent changes in Xiangjun. The descendants of the survivors of the six countries who were exiled to Xiangjun, as well as the children of hundreds of families who disobeyed the Great Qin, often have nothing to do. They just get together to drink and chat, and sometimes they even talk about state affairs indiscriminately, saying things like "be careful and keep your heart, the prince is not good".

Speaking of this, Hu Hai once again emphasized that I believe in science and oppose superstition. I don't feel too much pressure on this kind of astrology. It depends on whether you are under too much pressure, Dad.

"Hmph! When I was a teenager, comets passed through the sky several times. One year was when Lao Ai rebelled against me. What am I afraid of?" Ying Zheng said angrily.

For things like vision, what the brat said is right. If it is beneficial to me, it is called vision; if it is not beneficial to me, it is just a natural landscape.

After confirming that his father is in good spirits and has a lot of fighting spirit, Hu Hai continued to talk about what he just said.

Because of the frequent changes in Xiangjun, Hu Hai sent a large number of people to monitor Xiangjun.Finally, one day, the secret guard came to report that there was a ranger with high martial arts skills. After coming out of Xiang Wangfu, he went straight to the east of the Kan...

Recalling the time back to four days ago, an envoy passed Huayin Pingshu Road at night from Guandong, walked halfway, and suddenly saw a strange-looking person in front of him, holding a piece of jade in his hand.

"Who is here?" the envoy asked loudly on horseback.

"For my legacy, Mr. Jichi." The visitor said loudly, "This year's ancestor..."

Before the visitor finished speaking, he suddenly saw a loose fishing net flying towards him.

Fuck!That's not the same as saying yes!

The visitor screamed in his heart.

Fortunately, he is very skilled in martial arts, and he is especially good at lightening his body. He jumped back and flipped several times in a row, and even escaped the fishing net.

"You mortals, you actually..." The visitor stood up straight, and was about to say something pretentious, but just after half a sentence, he heard the sound of sharp arrows piercing through the air.

The face of the visitor changed. As a person who had escaped from the siege of rangers in 31, he was already very sensitive to the sound of the Qin army's special crossbow piercing through the air.

But sensitivity is sensitivity, and this sensitivity cannot help him escape the attack of the crossbow.

Almost in an instant, the visitor only felt that his shoulders and feet were pierced by a strong force.

"Hmph! Mr. Ji Chi? You who pretend to be a ghost!" The military officer behind the envoy looked at the man who fell to the ground after being hit by an arrow, snorted coldly, and said, "Mr. Ji Chi, we have been waiting for you for a long time."

"Everyone, what is the meaning of this?" The envoy asked in horror as he looked at the general who was like a little sheep but turned into a wolf in an instant.

"My lord, don't worry. His Royal Highness knows that there are rebels who intend to misbehave you, so he specially sent me to protect you." The military officer repeated what Hu Hai said when he forced his party to the envoy.

"Is...is that so?" The emissary, who always felt that something was wrong, smiled dryly and said, "His Royal Highness is really farsighted."

Although I feel that something is wrong, but people are in the officialdom, how can they be ignorant.

Those of us who are officials, of course, do what the boss says, so can we still be paid for overtime work?

Just when the envoy was thinking about whether he should ask for overtime wages, Hu Hai, who was far away in Xianyang Palace, also waited for the news of Fan Kuai and others all night.

In his previous life, the Shen Bi incident happened to this emissary at this time; but in this life, the butterfly flapped its wings so hard that he was really not sure that the same thing would happen again.

After all, this is different from a meteorite falling to the ground. No matter how much you slap this butterfly, you can't change it. It will definitely fall to the ground at a certain time in a certain year and month.

In his previous life, Shen Bi was investigated by Ying Zheng for his identity as an envoy; in this life, in order to prevent the Shen Bi incident, he even asked Zhao Gao to send someone to watch over this guy early on.

Staring here and there, this guy is innocent and has no problem.

Later, I went to the state of Chu, left the temple, traveled the rivers and lakes, met some knights in the rivers and lakes, and asked them if there was a way to make this kind of method of suddenly appearing at night and then disappearing suddenly-of course, there are many martial arts novels about Hu Hai. I have seen it in later generations, but I haven't seen it in this reality.

Unexpectedly, after consulting some people, they would come up with jokes under heavy rewards... No, ideas, someone really revealed to Hu Hai some experts who are good at making light of one's life in the rivers and lakes. It is not difficult to achieve the so-called "come without a trace and go without a trace" with the deception of props and the perspective of the night.

Since it was determined to be a human factor, and he couldn't think of a better idea to prevent this from happening, Hu Hai had no choice but to use a stupid method and send someone to keep an eye on the messenger to see if history would continue to develop like this this time.

If it still develops like this, then it is good; if not...

Hu Hai played with the jade bi in his hand. Theoretically, it should be the bi that Yingzheng sank when he crossed the river in 28 years, but at that time he told Ying Zheng that in order to show his sincerity to Jiangshen, he wanted to sink the bi in person.

Naturally, Ying Zheng would agree to such trivial matters.

Hu Hai did sink a piece of bi, but he resorted to a trick and replaced it with a piece of bi that had been prepared and had a special mark.

If that bi was really fished up, because it has been subcontracted, this piece of bi with a special mark will naturally not be identified as a 28-year-old sinking bi; if that bi was not caught, but faked If you have one piece, the one you have in hand will come in handy.

Although, how do you explain to your father, "Father, I didn't steal your jade on purpose, I just thought it was fun"?Well, take the little piggy and raise him for a thousand days, and now it's time to hold back your father's saliva.

So, Hu Hai lifted the little piglet high and blocked it in front of him, then sneaked out half of his head, looked at Ying Zheng and said, "Father, are you okay?"

"Shang Ke! I'm not mad at you!" Ying Zheng said with eyes of "hate iron but not steel", and said angrily: "You think you put the little piggy in front of you, so I won't scold you Naive! Can the little piggy plug your ears or my mouth?"

"Innocent! Innocent!" The little piglet who was held high by his father repeated Ying Zheng's words angrily.

Since Yingzheng returned to the palace, because Hu Hai was busy with work, Yingzheng had no young son, and most of the adult sons had left the palace to live. As a result, nine days out of ten, the little piggy stayed with Yingzheng. I don't know how good the relationship between the grandfather and grandson is, and they even compared Hu Hai in a moment.

In addition, children mostly worship powerful and mighty men. Ying Zheng has made great achievements in unifying the six countries, and Hu Hai... let alone, he is just a second generation of power. Little Piggy is so stupid to his grandfather Medicine can cure it.

Regarding this situation, Hu Hai can only say...Little piggy, you papa won the throne from the first emperor, and then played with the world for three years, and finally became an outstanding person representing the number one foolish emperor in the ages. .

"I'm not naive. Of course I know that using a little piggy to stand in front of me will not stop your nagging...a lesson, but also can't stop my own ears." Hu Hai secretly looked at Ying Zheng, and saw that he seemed to be in a good mood I just wanted to block the saliva. People told me that saliva splashed on the face would cause pockmarks. I just thought, I am so handsome, how can such a handsome face become What about a pockmark? Little Piggy doesn’t care, anyway, he’s a child, so he’s just like this.”

Ying Zheng smiled "hehe", although he looked at the bear boy with a face that was very similar to his own when he was young, and praised how good-looking this face was, how handsome and beautiful it was, it was easy to make his heart flutter Fly, but one look at Piggy will tell.At most, I and the bear child are the good-looking ones among ordinary people, and the little piggy is the good-looking one among good-looking people.

"Don't talk nonsense! Just say what you have to say! You have wasted so much saliva today, you can't come here to discuss your appearance, right? Don't be afraid of humiliating yourself!" Ying Zheng walked to the bed, angrily pulling the little piggy from the bed. Hu Hai snatched it from his hand, and wanted Zhao Gao to bring the little piggy back to the womb, but found that the precious grandson kept grabbing his beard. If the emperor's grandpa dared to hand Zazai to Zhao Gao, Zaizai would grab the emperor's beard trend.

In desperation, Ying Zheng had no choice but to continue holding the little piggy and listen to Hu Hai's report.

"Well... After interrogation, the person who carved the letter on the falling star, and the person who pretended to be Lord Jichi, are all from Chu." Hu Hai glanced at Ying Zheng. In recent years, Ying Zheng's health has become worse and worse. Don't look at his smiling face now, but the imperial doctor said that Ying Zheng must maintain a happy mood and not be too emotional, otherwise he may have a stroke at any time.

In his previous life, Yingzheng never had a stroke, and the final cause of death was not from a stroke, but from taking too much medicine. According to Hu Hai's serious recollection now, it was somewhat like heavy metal poisoning.But in his previous life, Ying Zheng didn't lose his hair overnight because of his own affairs, exhausted his body and mind, and greatly stimulated his spirit.

Why!After all, it's all my own fault!Hu Hai thought about it with self-blame, and became more and more worried about what would happen to Ying Zheng after hearing what he said next.

"Chu people?" Ying Zheng snorted coldly, and was about to say something like "a centipede is dead but not stiff", when he suddenly felt something was wrong. Hu Hai has always hated Chu people, and in his opinion, Chu people make trouble for death , The whole thing is just wishing for you to make trouble, and I happen to have an excuse to kill the guy, how can he hesitate because of the troubles of a few Chu people?

"What else? Let's talk about it together!" Ying Zheng let go of the little piggy in his arms, and let him sit aside to play, half leaning on the couch, closing his eyes, with a slightly pained expression.

The person who has something to do with the state of Chu and makes Hu Hai so difficult can only be Fusu, right?

"Those Chu people are all disciples of the Qu clan in the Chu state. And now the patriarch of the Qu clan is in Xiangjun, and...he has a close relationship with Brother Fusu." Hu Hai raised his eyebrows cautiously. He glanced at Yingzheng, saw that although Yingzheng's face was cold, but he couldn't see anything unusual, he continued to say: "Not only the patriarchs of the Qu clan and the like were exiled to Xiangjun. There are those who disobey Wang Hua from the various families, and many of them also have contacts with Brother Fusu. When they have nothing to do, they often get together and say..."

"What did they say?" Ying Zheng slapped the table hard, causing the little piggy who was playing next to him to straighten up suddenly, "Don't hesitate! Tell me in one breath! Also, Zhao Gao, put the little piggy Take it back to the womb!"

This time, he was probably frightened by his grandpa's anger. Little Piggy didn't make a fuss this time, but was hugged by Zhao Gao obediently, and gave him a consoling and gloating look. My dad.

Dead bear kid!Happy yarn!I wonder if the reason why you are honorable is because your father and I are honorable?Without your father and me as the crown prince, sooner or later you will be like your other uncle's sons, either you will be honestly locked up as a breeding pig, or you will be killed by your father.

Seeing that Little Piggy was gone, Ying Zheng pointed at Hu Hai and said, "Go ahead."

"They say... the king has virtue, the prince has no virtue... His Majesty the emperor doesn't distinguish right from wrong, and he discards the elders and establishes the young. This is a disease of the decline of the country... You keep your heart in your heart, and you are punished by heaven...Father, father, what's wrong with you?" ?” Before Hu Hai finished speaking, he saw Ying Zheng in front of him, his complexion suddenly turned red, and then a mouthful of blood spurted out.

Hu Hai was in a hurry, and was sprayed with blood all over the face by Ying Zheng.He didn't have time to wipe away his tears, so he called "Come here", and then hurriedly stepped forward to support Ying Zheng, and carefully laid Ying Zheng flat on the couch.

Looking at Ying Zheng, whose face was pale and his chest heaved violently, but said nothing, Hu Hai was filled with remorse. If he had known about such a trivial matter, he would not have told his father.

If he hadn't insisted on getting rid of Fusu with this matter, he could have ordered someone to read the words on the falling star, and then tied up the person who offered Chen Bi, killed him secretly, and quietly Everything is covered under the lid instead of popping out all at once.

Zhao Gao and the imperial physician soon arrived, and after taking the pulse of Yingzheng, the imperial physician told Hu Hai that His Majesty was so angry that his body was broken, and half of his body had a stroke, and he would have to lie in bed for the rest of his life.

The first emperor, who once annexed the world and unified the six kingdoms, suddenly suffered a stroke and became immobile. This is definitely Da Qin, and also the prince Hu Hai. The most critical moment he has encountered so far, the first thing Hu Hai wants to do is to prevent this news from spreading , Then there are a series of tasks waiting for him, such as dispatching troops into the city, martial law in Xianyang, summoning ministers, and monitoring the palaces of princes in Xianyang.

Although the incident of Yingzheng's stroke was completely concealed by the people in Xianyang Palace, Hu Hai's subsequent series of actions could not be concealed from others. For a while, I didn't know how much I was guessing, what happened in Xianyang Palace .

But no one knew what happened, because no one could see Ying Zheng's face.

Although the early courts have been presided over by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince in recent years, Ying Zheng will also give him a face during the court meeting on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year to satisfy everyone's desire to see him, or if you want to make a report and want to see him, it is also a meeting owned.But now it’s no longer possible. No matter whether it’s a big meeting or a small meeting, or a private meeting, no one can see Yingzheng. Even the palace servants who have served Yingzheng for many years, except for Zhao Gao, have mysteriously disappeared. up.

As a result, many people began to suspect that the first emperor who once annexed the world and unified the six kingdoms was dead, but due to some special reasons, the crown prince did not dare to mourn.

So what is the reason that His Royal Highness, who has always acted like a crab, dare not even announce his father's funeral?

All of a sudden, all kinds of weird and imaginative versions appeared among the people.

The best-selling version is that His Majesty the Emperor found out that Hu Hai was really not suitable to be the heir of the empire because of his obsession and guarding his heart, so he planned to change the crown prince, but was known by the maddened Crown Prince, so His Royal Highness colluded with Zhao Gao who was beside the Emperor.

Don't you know Zhao Gao?This guy is the most trusted person of His Majesty the Emperor, but he is also the teacher of His Majesty the Crown Prince, so he has always been in collusion with His Majesty the Crown Prince, so with his help... His Majesty the Emperor fell ill.

"Insane?" After hearing Zhao Gao's words, Hu Hai was taken aback for a moment, and then ordered his servants to bring a mirror of himself. He was clearly not insane, but he was still so cute. Tell Mr. Zhao you."

Hu Hai turned his head and looked at Zhao Gao, who was obviously much older than his previous life because of his long-term torture, and looked at his cowardly smile in front of him, and then thought about the one in his previous life who was always in front of him. Zhao Gao, who dominated the command, couldn't help feeling that life is really wonderful, "Teacher has become a survivor of Zhao State who has a blood feud with Da Qin again."

"Your Highness, don't be joking. People from the Qin Dynasty were born in Gao Dynasty, and their ancestors were also young masters with the surname Ying, but because they made a big mistake, they were demoted to commoners." Zhao Gao was speechless. "Zhao Gao" therefore imagined that he was a descendant of the Zhao State, or an aristocrat of the Zhao State, it was simply... drunk thinking about it.

Qin and Zhao have the same ancestors, both have the surname of Zhao, and he is a descendant of Ying Qin. Isn't it normal to be called "Zhao Gao"?Is it normal?Isn't it called "Zhao Gao", is it called "Ying Gao"?

If he wasn't from the state of Qin, if he wasn't from the Ying clan, how could His Majesty the Emperor, who is so suspicious, have reused him for 30 years?Simply unreasonable!

"But... why did you use the word 'you'?" Zhao Gao raised his head and looked at Hu Hai suspiciously.

"Hehe, I was just joking. Of course Gu knows that you are from Qin, otherwise..." Your predecessors would not have wanted to kill Gu and become the emperor by yourself. Wouldn't it be because of your own blood of the Ying family?Sure enough, it is more reassuring for the near ministers to use all eunuchs, at least they don’t have to worry about their whims, and go to kill the king and usurp the throne, "Forget it, let’s not talk about this, anyway, Gu is just sighing..."

Although it is said that Feng Shui turns around, I didn't expect to turn around, Hu Hai and Zhao Gao finally colluded together and killed the king.