[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Young life!Your Majesty, let the sky thunder!

His Majesty!Ray don't put it in the title!

Your Majesty, what did you say?Can you repeat what you just said... again!

Your Majesty!why did you give up treatment?Your Highness the Crown Prince, did Your Majesty forget to take your medicine?

Looking at the ministers whose painting style has changed due to his fright, Ying Zheng is in a good mood. The original melancholy and reluctance, but also because of seeing the sudden change in the painting style of the ministers, flies away.

Melancholy!Don't give up!Of course there is!Normal people will have it! Ascension to the throne at the age of 13, defeating countless bosses along the way, finally turned the Great Qin from a small country in the west to the only great country in the world, and finally got the customs clearance achievement - the first emperor of the three emperors and five emperors.

But now I have to give up everything, and I don't even have a chance to start all over again. Thinking about it, it's simply... the number one abuse text in the ages!

Last night, Yingzheng specially asked for the Chuanguo Yuxi from Zhao Gaona, who kept the Chuanguo Yuxi, and he stayed up all night holding the Yuxi.Chuan Guo Yuxi has no taste at all, what is there to lick?

Today Ying Zheng said what he said for two hours, not to give everyone a little time to buffer, but because he regretted it and temporarily retreated. He really wants to work for another 500 years.

But think about Fusu in the coffin, his most beloved and beloved eldest son, the only heir of Daqin, because he was not ruthless enough, he always wanted to save this and that, but no one could save him.

If Fusu is sitting on the throne today, Yingzheng doesn't have to worry about the safety of his other sons. Fusu is a good boy and will always give other children a life.

But Hu Hai... When he was seriously ill, the frequent changes in the schools had already annoyed the child. If the two sides continue to be dissatisfied with each other like this.This child has followed his own temperament since he was a child. God knows what will happen to the other children after he dies?

During the two hours, Ying Zheng's thoughts turned thousands of times, and he was almost screwed up. Finally, he looked at Hu Hai, looked at the little pig, and finally became cruel, gritted his teeth, and announced that he wanted the Zen position. up.

After finishing speaking, Ying Zheng felt relieved, and suddenly felt that his mood was not much better, and the burden on his body was also lightened a lot. He still had a sense of pleasure!

Oh yeah!I... no, labor and capital are finally free!Labor and capital are now the emperor, not the emperor, no need to approve 120-jin memorials every day, no need to get up early every day to go to the court, no need to be pulled up in the middle of the night to listen to countless reports of "the great river floods and destroys the fertile fields", free and happy, liberated Now, so you can play wherever you want, and you can be as high as you want, and you don't have to worry about getting too high and being suspected of being killed by your precious son!

If it weren't for the wrong occasion, wrong time, and wrong characters, Ying Zheng really wanted to hug his little piggy, kiss him fiercely, and then happily said: "Go! Zaizai! Go out and have fun with Grandpa Huang! Let's find a place to celebrate one time!"

Think about it, the last time I could play like this, so carefree, was 30 years ago, when I just returned to Qin from Zhao, became a prince, and was loved by my parents.

"Father, you...you..." It was His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, who was the first to come to his senses, lying on the ground, looking at his father who seemed calm, but when he saw the corners of his mouth twitching from time to time, he knew that the other party I must not have such a calm face in my heart, and said sincerely and fearfully: "Father, please take back your order, it is really difficult for the child to do this."

Whoooo!Royal Father is so kind!Looking at his father's appearance, he knew that his father was worried about what happened to his eldest brother again, and that brothers would kill each other... No!It's worrying about me!I was worried that I would not be able to sit firmly as the crown prince, so I suppressed my resignation and voluntarily abdicated.

Thinking about the last life, in order to seek longevity and to be the emperor forever, he prayed all over the world to worship gods... Well, there is no Buddha in the Qin Dynasty, and he went around looking for masters, and then he was deceived by others, becoming the laughing stock of the ages, and even did not establish a prince because of this , did not build the imperial mausoleum, which resulted in Yingzheng who had no successors and the Great Qin died early.

Thinking about his father in this life who could even hand over the throne, Hu Hai sighed that his fate had really changed, and at the same time begged his father to take back his life in fear.

Hu Hai not only knelt down by himself, but also pulled the still ignorant little piggy to kneel down.

As for the other princes and ministers in the palace, after the initial shock, they knelt down, but they opened their mouths, but didn't say anything.

no way!The Zen position can be traced back to the time of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors last time. Everyone has not been trained in this kind of thing.

And, what do you ask everyone to say?

Shouting "Your Majesty is wise" and "Your Majesty is mighty"?Although it is said that people leave to cool off the tea, your majesty has not left yet, not to mention how narrow-minded your majesty is, how dare you say that, even if he leaves, he can kill you in minutes.

Crying and shouting, "Your Majesty, Daqin can't do without you", "Your Majesty, please persist for another five hundred years"?But looking at this posture, His Majesty must definitely and definitely want to resign. If I am so excited and drag His Majesty so doggedly, will it attract His Highness the Crown Prince... No, His Majesty II is not happy?His Majesty II doesn't seem to be very concerned.

Haven't you heard His Majesty say "This son is the most like me, my Shinji"?That is to say, neither of them has a big heart!They are all the kind that say to kill your whole family, you will kill your whole family, guarantee that there will be no one missing, and let your whole family go to hell together.

"I've made up my mind, you don't need to discuss it anymore! Dismiss the court!" Ying Zheng waved his sleeves and said in a self-consciously domineering tone.

At this time, Hu Hai had already recovered from the surprise of "pie falling from the sky", and began to perform harder, crying like rain, saying that he was still young, still cute, and needed to be taught by his father, Father, please don't leave, Daqin needs you, officials need you, and your son needs you too.

"I'm tired and in poor health. I should enjoy life in peace, rest at home, and take care of my grandson by the way." Ying Zheng said, and followed his father to be a kowtow with a confused face. Doubled, the emperor's grandson has become the emperor's eldest son, the son of the emperor, if there is no accident, the little piggy who should be the prince waved and said: "Zaizai, come here, come to the emperor's grandfather."

Hearing Ying Zheng's cry, Little Piggy let out a habitual "Hey", got up and wanted to go to Ying Zheng, but halfway through getting up, he felt that something was wrong.

The uneducated father often said that when there are no outsiders, you can do whatever you want, and when there are outsiders, you must maintain the demeanor of the Great Qin Emperor, and you can't roll around and act cute, so he stopped again and glanced sideways at his uneducated father king.

Seeing that Hu Hai nodded slightly, he stood up completely, walked unsteadily in front of Ying Zheng, sat down with a bang, and was held in Ying Zheng's arms.

Ying Zheng didn't mind at all showing his love for his grandson in front of the officials to show his love for his son--in fact, if it wasn't for Hu Hai being too big to hug such a big piece, he really wouldn't mind hugging him Hold a son or something.

Although everyone has no experience of "giving way", everyone knows that there is such a thing as "three speeches and three requests" according to the convention, so Hu Hai continued to kneel on the ground and begged his father to take back his order.

And Yingzheng held his precious grandson, looked at the back of his son's head, and resisted the action of "Okay, then I promise you, take it back", and continued to say that he had worked hard for Daqin for 36 years, and now his back is sore Back pain and leg cramps can't do it anymore, son, you should let dad rest and live for another two years.

And the well-behaved little piggy, after hearing that his grandfather had a sore back, back pain and leg cramps, immediately volunteered to beat Ying Zheng's shoulders.

Yingzheng got it right on the spot, and then he felt that Little Piggy is indeed Little Pig's child, and he can beat someone's shoulders to the point that "the waist that was not sore is sore, and the back that is not sore is also starting to ache". Effect.

#望Now I want a caring granddaughter, a gentle granddaughter who can beat her shoulders, is that okay? #

Seeing that the situation was at a stalemate, Li Si, who was kneeling beside him, could no longer kneel. The Li family was about to have a queen, who could kneel down?

"Since the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, there has been no such thing as a Zen position in ancient times. Your Majesty's move is really comparable to Yao and Shun in ancient times!" Li Si sang in praise.

The ministers also echoed Li Si's theme, and began to hold dragon farts around this topic.

Hearing the flattery of the ministers, Ying Zheng snorted in his heart very displeased, comparing me to Yao and Shun?I'm obviously better than Yao and Shun, a group of guys who don't know how to make dragon farts really lower my character!

After flattering Ying Zheng, Li Si winked at Meng Yi. He could bear the brunt of flattering the dragon, but it was not convenient for him to come forward for the next thing.

Avoid suspicion, do you understand!

Meng Yi, who received the hint from Li Si's eyes, turned his head and began to persuade Hu Hai earnestly, "Your Majesty entrusts this burden to His Royal Highness, and His Royal Highness must not disappoint His high expectations."

After Meng Yi finished persuading, the officials who had been praising Ying Zheng just now began to persuade Hu Hai.

Singing praises to His Majesty, and persuading the prince, these two sides are the ones... All the officials who watched said that this was the most boring day since he was an official for so long.

In the end, it was the domineering Majesty, who was beaten so hard by his grandson that his waist was sore and his back ached, and he couldn't sit still. He thought to himself, "Little piggy, you are indeed your father's child, and you are his god assist." The big case, he opened his mouth and said that the Zen ceremony will be held in ten days, and Hu Hai will move into the emperor's palace tomorrow. He will pack up his luggage and take his grandson to the Ganquan Palace to soak in the hot springs.

After finishing speaking, without waiting for everyone to stay, Ying Zheng hugged his good grandson and left, just left.

Seeing that Ying Zheng was gone, Hu Hai tilted his head and thought for a while, feeling a bit boring, waved his hand to indicate that everyone should leave, he wanted to be quiet.

Note: This Jingjing is by no means her newest concubine.

After bidding farewell to His Royal Highness, who wanted to be quiet, the officials walked out in twos and threes. Just as they reached the gate of the palace, they suddenly remembered something... Where's the lunch Nima had promised?Woke up early in the morning to participate in feudal superstition activities, and then persuaded your father and son all morning, damn, your father and son don't even care about food?

What about human nature?

I have been working for so many years, and I didn’t even get a working meal for the first New Year’s Eve!

Carrying the grandson back to his bedroom, lying on the couch that may be the last time he slept, Ying Zheng rolled around and performed pancake frying, which attracted the baby grandson to follow Ying Zheng "jogging" stand up.

I can't bear it! I really can't bear it!

Don't look at what he said just now in the court, but after calming down, Ying Zheng regretted it deeply. If he had known, he wouldn't have said it so deadly. At least finish the "three speeches and three requests", I can still be the emperor for two more days, so I can live in this palace for two more days.

Ying Zheng was lying on the couch, looking at the beautiful carpets in the bedroom, the high ceilings, and the beautiful carved windows, everything made him think... I don't want to lick it, just touch it.

I can't bear it, I really can't bear it!

Yingzheng's heart is broken, Yingzheng's heart is full, Yingzheng's heart is full, Yingzheng... No amount of troubles can match the pitiful and cute eyes of the little pig.

"Little piggy, what's the matter?" Ying Zheng looked at the little piggy lying on his body and looked at him pitifully, and said in a gentle tone.

"Grandpa Huang! Hungry!" Little Piggy said in a soft voice. He only ate a little breakfast, and the child who didn't have lunch is so pitiful.

Ying Zheng rubbed his stomach, he didn't have lunch yet, he ordered someone to pass the meal, and then ordered someone to talk about the previous affairs.

After hearing that His Majesty the Crown Prince even forgot to distribute the work meal to everyone, and sent all the ministers away, Ying Zheng estimated that the bear boy would be hit hard today, so he ordered someone to call the bear boy, and don't want to be alone. Come eat with your dad.

The lunch atmosphere was very harmonious, and Ying Zheng, who was not very willing to abdicate, gave Hu Hai a lot of dishes that Hu Hai didn't usually eat at all.

Hu Hai guessed that no one would dare to give him dishes he didn't like in the future. After weighing the importance for a while, his expression twisted for a while, and finally he ate all the dishes with a smile, and decided to see that Ying Zheng gave him away. For the sake of such a big gift, I will not retaliate for the time being today... I will retaliate after I become the emperor.

As for Little Piggy, he is probably the happiest of the three grandparents. It is good to be naive and ignorant.

After lunch, Ying Zheng expressed that he wanted to be a quiet overlord, and let Xiaozhu take his family to roll with him, so as not to affect his remembrance of his youth.

Therefore, Hu Hai had no choice but to roll back to the crown prince's uterus in despair with his little piglet in his arms, and chatted with the crown princess who was overwhelmed by surprise because she knew that she was about to ascend the throne of queen, and finally found out that she was two months pregnant.

During the chat, Hu Hai expressed that for Little Piggy’s position as the crown prince to be more stable, as his first child after ascending the throne, this birth will attract the attention of all people, so it must be a daughter, and the princess should work hard.

She still doesn't know that the birth of a boy or girl is actually determined by her father's sperm. She said that she will definitely give birth to a daughter. Please rest assured, Your Highness the Crown Prince.

#So, no culture is terrible! #

That night, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince slept next to the Crown Princess, holding his wife in his left hand and his son in his right hand.

As for the things of the previous life, they have all become the things of the previous life, that is already far away from him, so don't think about it anymore.

Since having a wife and son, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has not had those nightmares that he could not remember even when he woke up for a long time.

As for Ying Zheng, after being a quiet emperor for a day, he licked everything in the bedroom... no, after he packed all the things he liked and could take away, he was ready to take his grandson to the Ganquan Palace to soak in the hot springs.

The imperial doctor said that soaking in hot springs in winter is especially beneficial to the health of the elderly.

The imperial physician said again that the elderly should be restrained in their sexuality.

Ying Zheng thought about it for a while, and felt that there were so many beauties in the harem, and it seemed... a bit impossible to let him down.

After thinking about it, Ying Zheng decided to bring his grandson with him. He probably wouldn't play shameless in front of his grandson, right?Shouldn't it?

Ying Zheng originally thought so, but as soon as he left the palace door, he was blocked by people from Qin Tianjian and the ancestral temple.

Why did you say it was blocked?

In fact, the reason is also very simple. The Qin Dynasty is a new dynasty, and the etiquette and etiquette are not particularly perfect - just look at the etiquette of the crown prince back then, and it has to be compiled now.There has never been such a thing as the emperor's Zen seat... No, it existed in ancient times, but it is similar to the one in myths and legends. Anyway, living... Everyone has never seen it before.

Under such circumstances, no one thought that the ceremony for the emperor's Zen throne was still being formulated. Even if someone thought about it, no one thought that they could see it in their lifetime, so everyone felt that this kind of thing... was not urgent, so the emperor The urgency of Zen etiquette was put to the back.

Now this kind of thing that I can't see in my "lifetime", it actually appeared in front of my eyes, it is the rhythm that drives a group of people crazy.

"So..." Ying Zheng said impatiently.

"So please, Your Majesty, please hold on for a few more days. After I wait for the courtiers to write the etiquette, can you sit in Zen again?"

"You guys are so annoying! Alright! I'll stick to it for two more days!"

Persistence is persistence, Yingzheng can't forget to soak in the hot springs, and leave work and other things to the bear children. I just hang the name of the emperor, and I can't feel happier.

Persevere, persevere, persevere!

Persevered until the princess's belly was as big as a ball, an unprecedented Zen ceremony began, and then it ended again.

In the midst of everyone's attention, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, the eighteenth son Hu Hai finally became His Majesty Qin II.

In this life, I have not been enthroned as emperor in Efang Palace, the number one palace in the world, but I have my own father personally conferring the crown on me, the empress dowager... His Majesty the Second was so happy that he didn't sleep well all night, and the next day he went to bed. He got the same big dark circles as the bichon frizz and went to see the officials.

Speaking of which, Bixiong will soon be a teenage old bear this year, with countless bears and grandchildren. He eats and sleeps all day long, and eats after sleeping. He doesn't even eat his favorite bamboo. He couldn't hug Hu Hai as nimbly as he did back then.

However, in Yingzheng's Zen Throne Ceremony, the little bixiong was also arranged in a corner, witnessing this unprecedented royal ceremony together with everyone.

His Majesty II said on the first day of his court that the yuan will not be changed this year, and the year name of "the 37th year of the first emperor" will still be used, and the yuan will be changed to "the first year of the second emperor" next year, but... His Majesty II pinched his fingers, He found a very serious and painful question.

"Father, what year was this son-in-law born?"

"In the 17th year of the first emperor, that year happened to be the time when the internal officials exterminated Han. What's wrong? No matter how old your father is, he will never forget your birthday."

"So what year is it?"

"The 37th year of the first emperor, are you so happy that you became the emperor?"

"What is 37 minus seventeen?"

"37 minus [-] equals [-]...[-]?" The Supreme Emperor pinched his fingers and found a very painful question.

The Supreme Emperor and His Majesty the Second looked at each other, staring at each other, both of them were speechless.

Jiang is old and spicy, and he is also old when he recovers quickly. The Supreme Emperor said first: "You brat, why are you only 20 years old? Why do I feel... It feels like you have been my son for many years."

"Hmm... My son is precocious." His Majesty the Second lowered his head and pointed his fingers together. The two generations added up did not mean that he had been your son for many years.

What makes the Supreme Emperor and His Majesty the Second so painful?This has to go back to an important etiquette of the Chinese people - crown ceremony.

The crown ceremony, according to Baidu Encyclopedia, is a kind of ceremony of the Chinese nation and a coming-of-age ceremony for men of the Han nationality in ancient China.The crown ceremony means that a young man has reached a certain age and has matured sexually. He can marry and participate in various activities as an adult of the clan.The coming-of-age ceremony (also known as the Chengding ceremony) is held by the elders of the clan according to the tradition for the young people to hold certain ceremonies before they can be recognized.

According to the weekly system, the crown ceremony is held for men at the age of 20, but the princes of the Son of Heaven usually perform the ceremony earlier in order to take charge of the state affairs as soon as possible.

For example, King Wen of Zhou won the crown at the age of 12, and King Cheng won the crown at the age of 15.

But the above are all weekly systems, and it has never been like this in Qin State.

King Qin's crowning ceremony is at the age of 22, and it will never happen that he salutes in advance in order to take charge of the state affairs as soon as possible.

Therefore, whether it is King Huiwen, King Zhaoxiang, or Qin Shihuang sitting in front of him, they were all crowned with swords and took charge of state affairs at the age of 22.

As for before that, no matter whether the queen mother is in charge or the powerful minister is in charge, anyway, the emperor... um, take your paws off the imperial seal.

The Second Dynasty had no queen mother or powerful ministers, but there was an overlord.

"Father, what should I do if my son is swollen?" Hu Hai, a 20-year-old friend, looked at his father with a cute face.

"Go away!" Ying Zheng blurred the bear's face, bear, he will make trouble for himself, can't he let himself be a quiet emperor?

Ying Zheng opened the friend list with a painful expression on his face, added Li Si, Meng Yi, Meng Tian, ​​and other friends into the discussion group, then told everyone about the matter, and asked what should he do next?

Facing this pair of father and son who were doing their best to add to their work, Li Si and the others pondered over and over again, and finally typed carefully - or else, Your Majesty, please persevere!

Sleep in that trough!Still insist!It's hard to be an emperor these days, but if you don't want to be an emperor, why is it so difficult?