[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Extra episode 2000: The world after [-]

For students who travel through time travel, what is the time travel scene that they are most afraid of encountering?Yes, I found myself taking an exam as soon as I traveled through time.

Wang Xiaochui is like this now. When he wakes up, he finds that he has not only traveled back to middle school, but also happened to be in the final exam. The content of the exam is... history.

The first question is that Sima Qian was a historian of the dynasty of our country. He wrote a history book called.

Oh alive!This question is really easy!This is Hongguoguo's bonus question!

Wang Xiaochui quickly wrote down the answers he knew.

The first problem is solved, the second problem begins...

Wang Xiaochui confidently cast his eyes on the next question, never expecting...

What is the historical significance of the "College Entrance Examination" that appeared during the Qin Shihuang period?

What is the historical significance of the college entrance examination...?What historical significance can this special college entrance examination have?Isn't it just cheating people!

Wang Xiaochui was mad inside, and there was a fart "college entrance examination" during Qin Shihuang's period?Teacher who made the question, come out, let's talk, I promise to kill you in no time!

Bearing the humiliation and sorrow, Wang Xiaochui turned his attention to the next question. Please answer which of the following things was not invented by Qin II?

a: gunpowder

b: paper

c: punctuation

d: all of the above

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!Qin Ershi, come out, let's chat!Are you time-traveling?Are you time-traveling?Gunpowder paper punctuation marks, are you going to give others a way to traverse?Still let people live?Can you quietly be an emperor traveler and give others a way to survive!

Wang Xiaochui burst into tears. Considering the urination of the traverser, he decisively chose "d" in the multiple-choice question.

Not one of them is missing, this is my instinct as a time traveler.

At this time, the boy Wang Xiaochui had already determined that Qin II must be a time traveler, because he also saw Qin III, Qin IV, and when the Xiaojiaopan Special Autonomous Region was incorporated into China on the test paper.

Nima said that Qin II died?Can you still have fun?

Wang Xiaochui carefully read the entire exam paper, determined that the Qin Dynasty was at least 800 years away, and then silently changed the answer to the first question to "Qin".

The Han Dynasty... Hehe!Excuse me!There is no such dynasty!

Because he basically didn't know how to do it, Wang Xiaohammer decisively handed in the paper after finishing all the possible questions.

After leaving the door, I took out my mobile phone and looked at October xx, 20xx, the 10th day of the ninth lunar month... Well, the mobile phone reminded me that there are still [-] days before the Chinese New Year.

There are still fourteen days until the Chinese New Year

There are still fourteen to the new year

There are still ten years before the new year

New Year's Eve

still away from the new year

New Year's Eve

left

from

Chinese New Year on the first day of October?Wang Xiaochui felt that he was a little stimulated, and his three views seemed a little stable, and he needed to find calmness.

After carefully reading my memory, I don’t seem to be a good boy in this world, I have almost no historical knowledge, but I still have common sense of life, for example... my ethnicity is not "Han" but "Qin"; another example A few years ago, the Olympic Games were separated at 666:6 on June [-]; for another example, one mile is equal to [-] meters, and one foot is equal to [-] inches.

Hehe, the last one is Qin Shihuang's unified weights and measures, right? The 800-year Qin Dynasty really had a far-reaching impact.

In the evening, because his parents were working overtime and were not at home, Wang Xiaochui, who started from the Qin Dynasty seriously and studied history books for a day, decided to go to the delicious and delicious hot pot restaurant downstairs to have a small hot pot for one person.

Because the business was so good, Wang Xiaochui had to fight a table with a strange father and son after walking around the store.

That's right, a pair of strange father and son.

Dad is about [-] years old, he is handsome, and has the charm of a mature man. He is a famous brand, and he is about [-] or [-] years old. His facial features are delicate and beautiful, and he has a sweet smile.

The reason why they are said to be a strange pair of father and son is because under normal circumstances, it is the father who desperately takes vegetables to feed his son, and then asks his relatives to worry about his son not eating well.

But this pair of father and son is completely upside down.

The father sat there motionless like the old man, only occasionally glanced at the corners of his eyes to show that he was still alive; while the son was busy up and down. It's because of the busyness of holding vegetables, and he almost feeds his father's mouth one by one.

That's a skillful one, it seems that he is often abused at home.

If it weren't for the similarity between the father and son's face, maybe a well-meaning person took a photo and posted it on Weibo saying, "I saw a child in a hot pot restaurant today and was used as a servant by an adult. I don't know if it is a kidnapped child [picture]" , to help children find their long-lost parents.

Now, although everyone despises them, but seeing their similar looks, they are also moved by their son's thoughtfulness and cuteness—of course, Dad's calm and prestige face is sitting higher than many people standing The tall, burly figure, and the appearance of wearing a black suit when he ran to the hot pot restaurant, all of them reminded people of the big brother who had just been released from the prison.

#Why are my sons not so good? #

Wang Xiaochui ignored the father and son who showed their affection in public, and ordered a small beef hot pot on his own.

While eating, Wang Xiaochui found that the TV in the store had been turned around. From the annual time-travel drama "The Story Qin Sanshi and I Have to Tell"——historical records, Qin Sanshi was very, very handsome. Throwing fruit, so Qin Sanshi has always been the two main forces of being prostituted by girls.In a sense, the third generation is a good boy who helped his father the second generation reduce a lot of firepower.

As for the other main force being prostituted, of course it is Mr. Qin Shihuang who has never had a descendant in his life. There are all kinds of wonderful pairings that you can't think of, and there are no girls who can't write. The exceptions all end in tragedy.

And in Qin Shihuang's palace, the most dressed one is of course Mr. Qin Ershi's mother, Ms. Hu Ji.

All kinds of time travel, all kinds of true love and all kinds of tragedies, it seems that if you don’t time travel to become an orchid and become the true love of Mr. Qin Shihuang, there is no way to explain why Mr. Qin Shihuang only loves the youngest son, and why he abolishes the elder and establishes the youngest, and insists on making the youngest son the prince.

They are really a group of women with fishy lips, the second generation, he is a good time traveler!

Compared with the first emperor who had no children in his life and the third emperor who was praised by Sima Qian in "Historical Records" for his beauty, he had the standard harem that a normal emperor should have, and the second emperor who did not express his special love for any concubine , He is really unknown among the women, and the only match is his brother.

If the senior is really a time traveler, probably the second generation who can only be described as "arrogant" when he does other things will be particularly low-key in love and marriage because women in later generations will yell at him, right?

Wang Xiaochui looked at the TV, and now the channel has been switched to cctv10 "Exploration and Invention" to broadcast "The whole process of the opening of Qin Ershi's Mausoleum".

It's just that senior, you are so awesome, have you ever thought that your own tomb will be opened one day?

When Wang Xiaochui was watching the TV without blinking, he didn't notice that the father and son beside him were talking in a low voice.

"Little pig, your grave has been opened."

"It's okay, it's just the outer underground palace. They got the wrong direction and they're not in that place."

On the TV, a beautiful CCTV female anchor is pointing the microphone at a young man in her 20s, wearing a hard hat and dressed like a construction worker, but with a particularly good looks.

"Expert in the history of the pre-Qin... Zhao Tianming... this dude is so good-looking. If he doesn't become a celebrity or an archaeologist, this is the rhythm of the fire." Wang Xiaochui muttered, he could already imagine that within a few hours, his own His circle of friends will be swamped with screenshots of handsome guys—no way, who asked him to take care of a large group of girls.

An expert on pre-Qin history called "Zhao Tianming" is using his particularly good-looking face, coupled with that voice that can make ears pregnant, openly broadcasting to women across the country on CCTV: "This time the tomb of the Second Qin Dynasty found In fact, the public security organs accidentally discovered the robbery hole when they were chasing down the tomb robbery team formed by a couple named Wu and Zhang. But what is behind us now is not the main body of the underground imperial tomb, but Qin Er It’s just an underground palace around Shiling.”

"Our scientific investigation did not intend to open the Second Mausoleum...Maybe in a few hundred years, when science is more developed and the unearthed cultural relics can be preserved perfectly, it is possible to open the Imperial Tomb. It is still Let these great predecessors of the Chinese nation rest quietly in the ground."

"As we all know, there are thousands of terracotta warriors and horses in the underground palace outside the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor, so what is in the Mausoleum of the Second Emperor? Please come with me, open this door, and we will see... After the advertisement, please keep coming back! "

Fuck!Wang Xiaochui ruthlessly boiled a large piece of beef. At this time, commercials are inserted, and people are doing things?

And the father and son at the same table were also whispering to each other in a very small voice.

"What's behind the door?"

"Spoilers are not fun!"

"It's not public, you know mine."

"Nonsense! I put you into the coffin with my own hands, sent it to the imperial mausoleum, and pressed the mechanism with my own hands. Then the door of the main tomb was closed, the mechanism was opened, and mercury was injected... If they dig up your grave now, it is likely that you will be able to die." After seeing your coffin fixed with iron chains, it floated like a boat on the sea of ​​mercury."

"It's too private! I must support them in digging your grave!"

"Hehe... Who told you to die earlier than me!"

It is a kind of happiness not to hear the dialogue of such mourning illness sometimes.

After the advertisement, the pre-Qin history expert Zhao Tianming led the beautiful host girl, pushed open the gate of the underground palace and entered the underground palace, and then... Wang Xiaochui went "hehe".

The other terracotta warriors buried with him were alright, because the terracotta warriors and horses of Qin Shihuang were in front of them, and everyone was not too surprised by this. What is shocking is that on the wall directly in front of the gate of the underground palace, there is a super super large - a map of the world.

That's right!Although the scale of the map is distorted, the coastline is basically wrong, and many places have not been drawn, but anyone who has seen a world map can basically recognize it as a world map at a glance.

"Uh... this..." The hostess looked at the expert on the history of the pre-Qin period begging for help.

That’s right, in the imperial mausoleum in the second century BC, I saw a modern map of the world, and there are even places like America, the Arctic and Antarctic, and the three views have been washed away, okay?

Pre-Qin history experts began to talk nonsense without changing their expressions, "It seems that our country's maritime history must be rewritten... Around the 29th year of Qin Shihuang, the famous Qin Dynasty navigator Xu Fu was ordered by the first emperor to arrive at Xiao The foot basin islands, merge the small foot basin islands into the territory of the Celestial Dynasty..."

Xu Fu, a famous navigator in the Qin Dynasty of our country... Xiaojiaodan Islands... Although I read the history books for a day, Wang Xiaochui didn't check these details because I just took a rough look. All a bit nauseated.

Xu Fu, a famous navigator in the Qin Dynasty in my country... I said senior, how did you educate Xu Fu from an alchemist to a navigator?This is more than a little bit crooked.

On the TV, the pre-Qin history expert was still talking nonsense, and he said to the big cameraman, "Come on, turn the camera around, let's enjoy it... Well, it looks like this should be the calligraphy written by Hu Hai, the second emperor of Qin... It is called the second body..."

#I don't read much, don't lie to me, that is clearly called Song style! #

"It's still a pair of couplets... Let me read it for everyone... The first couplet is the rule of poverty, shelving the dispute... The second couplet is the rule of uprightness, since ancient times... the horizontal criticism is... my own is my own... hehe... ...The second emperor of Qin, Hu Hai, was indeed a very interesting and thoughtful emperor, as the history books say..."

The hostess smiled in agreement and began to change the subject, "Yes, Qin Er Shi Hu Hai is not only very interesting and thoughtful, he is also a very filial emperor... It is said that the terracotta warriors and horses in the pit of Qin Shihuang's terracotta warriors and horses are the generals. It was modeled on his appearance...Let the director switch it...Let's take a look at the general figurine that is said to be based on Qin II..."

"Yes... According to historical records, the relationship between Qin Shihuang and Qin II's father and son is very good. When the second emperor was young, he vowed to protect his father forever... Later, he made this general figurine based on his own appearance...It means There is also a guardian father underground..."

So rotten!They didn't match up?There are few ambiguous articles about the two of them on the Internet?What do the girls think?

Wang Xiaochui looked at the shape of the "General Figurines" that appeared on the TV screen, and felt a little familiar for no reason... Well, change the hairstyle of that pork bun, change into a black suit, and then zoom in a bit, just like That's right...huh?Where did the father and son who were eating hot pot just now go?

At this moment, in the parking lot outside the hotpot restaurant, the son was bouncing forward, holding his father's hand in one hand and a lollipop in the other.

"Dad! Dear dad! It's the 21st century now, can you always change into other colors of clothes? It's so scary to always buy black ones... at night... all in black..."

"Save water! Save trouble! Easy to wash!"

There is no servant to serve you, everything depends on yourself, you don't understand the pain of a single father.

"Father! Dear father! Why do I feel that you are always unhappy today? Have you read your fanfiction on Ludingding again? What kind of literature did you read this time? Zheng Chu? Zheng Si? Zheng Fei? Zheng Tian? Zheng Yi? Zhenggao? Zhengsu? Or some other weird pairing? I say you are content? At least you are attacking... not like your son——all! I will accept the pairing with my son who looks like a girl in the same humanities! Is there any reason for this?"

Listening to his son's complaints, the single father was silent for a while, and then suddenly said, "Why have I not found Zhenghai after searching all over the place? Are they all Suhai? Besides, there are so many Suhais, not ordinary ones! You When did the relationship with Fusu get so good? You still sneaked out to the street to eat candied haws together? And had sex together? Are you addicted to his long kiss? And in the book "Qin Shui", Fusu let you be The emperor deliberately made me angry, just to make me hate him and cross him off the list of heirs! Also, why in that book "Qin Yi", why was I the third party between you two? Why did you even Because I drove Fusu to Baiyue, and conspired with Zhao Gao to take over my country?"

"I was wronged! There is absolutely nothing! Father, I am innocent! Don't be angry, don't be angry!" Xiao Zhengtai patted his father's chest, and obediently patted his father's hair, "Let's do this! Go back! Go back I will write a book for you! I will write whatever plot you want! I will abuse whoever you want! Are you right? Are you right? Don’t be angry! Daddy! Dear daddy!”

"Humph!"

"Dad! I love you the most, Daddy! Don't be angry, don't be angry!"

"Go back! Write to me! Write honestly, and if you are not satisfied with the writing, I won't give you pocket money!"

"Yes yes yes! If you are not satisfied with the writing, you will not be given pocket money! Let's win!"

Xiao Zhengtai licked the lollipop, looked at his furious father, and began to think about how much money he would have to spend to hire a gunner to help him write the essay.