[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor
Chapter 28 Changing clothes
Although every time he wakes up from a nap, Hu Hai always has a feeling that life is worse than death, as if the setting sun is like blood, and he doesn’t know the past and the past, but for some reason, he feels that life is better than death today. What a terrible nightmare." Hu Hai wrinkled his face in pain, rubbed his temples with his hands, and said pitifully in a drooping voice.
"What dream? Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! My father is here, and my father is the son of heaven. No evil will touch him, and Hu Hai is not afraid." Ying Zheng put down the bamboo tube in his hand, hugged Hu Hai into his arms, patted his back and said: "Dreams are all fake, not real, and everything in the dream is the opposite."
"But that dream was very real." Hu Hai held his chin and said with a bitter face, "I dreamed that I turned into a bug, and my body was wrapped in a thick layer of cocoon, and I couldn't move at all."
Hearing what his younger brother said, Fusu's forehead twitched, and he raised his head to silently glance at Yingzheng. It was indeed his father. He didn't even frown when he heard such words, and he could read a book calmly.In comparison, I am so tender.
"When I was about to break out of the cocoon and become a butterfly, and grow from a caterpillar to a beautiful butterfly, I was thrown into the steamer again." Hu Hai said, rubbing his face vigorously. An uncomfortable heat, so real and so terrifying, I always feel that it is not a dream, "The steamer is so hot, it is almost roasting me. I want to run, but I can't escape... Woooo... so sad."
Fusu glanced at Yingzheng again, still holding the bamboo tube as immobile as a mountain, studying...studying...Confucius spoke spiritually, ah, no, it was "The Analects of Confucius".
A king who highly respected Legalism and hated Confucian empty talk was actually forced by his son to hold a copy of "The Analects" and study it seriously. His earnest appearance was exactly like that of Confucius He is like an idol. Thinking about it, I don't know whether I should praise my father for being king, or my younger brother for his destructive power.
Father, you are bullying Hu Hai because he is not very literate, and he has never studied "The Analects of Confucius". I don't know that you are...
"Huh? Threesomes must be my teacher? Father, you also read "The Analects of Confucius"!" Hu Hai looked at Yingzheng with a look of surprise. He said that the Legalist ruled the country, and he hated Confucianism the most?You are fooling me again.
"Hmm... Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never end in a hundred battles." I really hate having a son who likes to read. He is not cute and easy to deceive. It is better for Fu Su to fool around when he was a child, "Have you read "The Analects of Confucius"? The words on it, Do you know all of them?"
""The Analects of Confucius" is a Confucian theory, how can my child read this without any trouble." I have never read "The Analects of Confucius"!That is impossible!For the Chinese in the 21st century, it can only prove that you are serious about studying. In the Chinese textbooks every semester from junior high school, there must be an article called "Ten Chapters of Analects of Confucius", and this is often the title Let you write a composition, "I just don't know when I heard someone say it, so I just remembered it. In fact, this word... the child only remembers a small part, and the other half is guessed." Is it because I can guess it? I am familiar with "The Analects of Confucius", but because Qin Shihuang unified China, the characters of later generations were all developed on the Qin characters, so I can guess it.
If it was changed to the characters of the six eastern countries, it would be completely blind.
"You're right. It's fine to listen to Confucian things. You don't need to delve too deeply." Ying Zheng looked up at Fu Su, who just worshiped Confucian Chunyu Yue as his teacher this year, "Fu Su, you It's the same, you can just listen to Confucian things, and don't study too much."
"But father, Chun..." Fu Su was about to defend his teacher, when he heard Zhao Gao's voice from outside the car.
"Your Majesty, you have arrived at Xianyang Palace."
"Okay, Fusu, go back to the palace on your own first." Ying Zheng waved his hand impatiently. He was annoyed when he heard these Confucian scholars. of it?joke!
"Hu Hai, do you want to study Legalism or Confucianism when you grow up?" Ying Zheng asked, looking down at his bright and lovely young son.
"Why do I have to choose one? Can't I learn both? Isn't Li Tingwei also proficient in Confucianism and Legalism? Legalism governs the country, Confucianism governs people, and Legalism and Confucianism each have their own advantages. The two are properly combined." Hu Hai saw Ying Zheng didn't look angry, and said boldly: "If the father is not the king of Qin, the child will definitely not agree with Confucianism. But if the father is the king of Qin, the child thinks that Confucianism is actually quite good. After all, Confucianism governs people like fools. Monarchs, ministers, fathers and sons..." When Hu Hai said this, his voice suddenly choked, how could he use the ancient language to say "it is conducive to maintaining the dominance of the ruling class"?
"In short, father, you understand. Don't talk about those trivial things, just the three things of Quwo Daiyi, Sanjiafen Jin, and Tashiro Jiangqi are enough." Hu Hai said "Quwo Daiyi, Sanjiafen Jin, Tashiro "Jiang Qi" respectively refers to the three cases of usurping power and seeking the country in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. "Father, you are the one who wants to unify the world. Although the world is big, it can only tolerate one will and one voice. How can you Let those courtiers think about how to usurp the throne every day?"
"They dare!" Ying Zheng said confidently.
"Of course they don't dare when you are in power, but not necessarily your descendants." Hu Hai said with his hands on his cheeks.
"Little boy, you really know a lot." Ying Zheng stretched out his hand and pinched Hu Hai's face, it was pink and tender, like a steamed bun, making people want to take a bite.
"People have no long-term concerns, but they must have near-term worries... Oh, this sentence is from "The Analects of Confucius". Father, you can see that the way of governing the country with the surname Kong is not good, but it still makes sense. Choose the good one. Follow it, and correct those who are not good at it.” After Hu Hai finished speaking, seeing that Ying Zheng still didn’t care about it, he thought about it and felt that letting a three-year-old teach His Majesty the First Emperor’s "Thick Black Studies"-let Ying Zheng fundamentally For my own needs, tampering with Confucian teachings and so on, it is still too monstrous, and I should talk about it when I grow up a little in two years, anyway, it is still early.
"Father, speaking of which, aren't you going back to the palace?" Hu Hai pulled the window of the car, glanced at the scenery outside the window, then turned to look at Ying Zheng and said.
"Go to your place first." Ying Zheng glanced at Hu Hai with a strange expression, "There is a banquet tonight, the prince is still young, and there is no mother and concubine to take care of him, so the father is very worried."
"Ah?" Hu Hai looked at Ying Zheng suspiciously. No matter how you look at it, he looks very conspiratorial. Without his mother and concubine to help him take care of it, it would be fine to send a few loyal subordinates. It is really impossible to take Zhao Gao Just send them out, don't you need to come by yourself?You didn't go to battle in person before, and you didn't live alive and well, "Father, I always feel that something is wrong. Is there something you are hiding from me?"
"Nonsense! The brat knows how to think nonsense all day long. How can the father hide something from you? What is the status of the father and what is he going to do? Does it make sense? It seems that I will not hide it from you. You can escape." Ying Zheng got out of the car first, stretched out his hand to Hu Hai in the car, and said, "As it is now, even if you know that your father is going to spank your ass next moment, don't you dare to come over? "
#父王, what you said is so reasonable, I am speechless! #
Hu Hai stretched out his hand silently, let Ying Zheng hug him, and carried him all the way into his dormitory. Then his clothes were quickly stripped off, and then he was only wearing obscene clothes and trousers. Standing on the couch, he heard what Ying Zheng said A particularly damaging statement.
"Come here! Present all the clothes of the eighteen princes, and the widow will personally choose the clothes for the eighteen princes to wear to tonight's banquet."
#父王, are you really my father, not my mother? #
Hu Hai looked at the excited Ying Zheng, and silently spat out a mouthful of blood. This expression was exactly like the expression of his mother in the previous life when she took him to the commercial street to buy clothes.
As the son of the great Qin Dynasty, he is also the most beloved son of the king of Qin, coupled with someone's secret and unknown psychology, although Hu Hai is very young, he has an astonishing amount of clothes, all kinds of inner and outer clothes plus shoes and socks Belts and other accessories add up like a hill, the number of clothes that can make any woman happy, but Hu Hai has the urge to run away.
If it is just a simple change of clothes, Hu Hai can still endure one or two, but with the combination of various accessories, the effect is definitely not as simple as one plus one equals two, it has positive and infinite possibilities, as long as Ying Zheng has his own previous life Half of the fighting power of my mother, I have to hang here today.
"Father, don't you want to go and see your concubines?" Hu Hai looked at the two belts that looked similar in color and style in his eyes, with only a slight difference in dark patterns. Ying Zheng, who was coming and going, said.
Father, I know that you are "the first man in history", but you can't treat your son like a Barbie doll like this.It doesn't matter that you like to play with babies, but once this news gets out, will you lose your cool image of standing on the top of Everest?
"What's so good about them? You can't make a flower if you look at it again." Ying Zheng thought for a while, and finally decided to ask Hu Hai to change the belts one by one and show him one by one. Only after seeing the real thing will he know which one better.
"Father..." Hu Hai wailed. He felt that he was so cruel. Although he didn't need to do it himself, standing here and being a model was very tiring.
Your Majesty, what did Zhao Guo do to you back then?It makes you more than 30 years old, and you still have deep resentment!Wasn't Zhao Qian arrested and brought to Xianyang?Is it okay if I help you smash the glass in his house?
Hu Hai wanted to blow his hair, thinking about Yi Yingzheng's love for him, if he made a strong request, Yingzheng would still agree.
But looking at Ying Zheng looking at him, Hu Hai still decided to endure it silently.
Who made himself a fan of brains!
The author has something to say: there is another update tonight. .I don't know the time, but there must be before twelve o'clock
I don’t know why, but every time I wake up from a nap, I feel like I’ve passed away, my life is so empty, and I don’t know where I am… Especially when I wake up in the office, my first reaction is shit, how come I fell asleep when I went to work, The second reaction is that it was nap time
I find it very strange why the first emperor hated Confucianism so much, but he found a Confucian student as a teacher for Fusu. This is the rhythm of putting his son to death
Quwo Daiyi: The story of a small sect in the state of Jin who made a fortune by himself, killed the king who became the king, and became the king of Jin... The two sides have fought each other for more than 60 years, and the Xiaozong killed five kings
The three divisions of Jin: Jin was so different, so it was later divided by the three kingdoms of Han, Zhao and Wei
Tashiro Jiang Qi: The Minister of Qi, Tian, killed the Jiang family of Qi, and became the king of Qi himself
"What dream? Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! My father is here, and my father is the son of heaven. No evil will touch him, and Hu Hai is not afraid." Ying Zheng put down the bamboo tube in his hand, hugged Hu Hai into his arms, patted his back and said: "Dreams are all fake, not real, and everything in the dream is the opposite."
"But that dream was very real." Hu Hai held his chin and said with a bitter face, "I dreamed that I turned into a bug, and my body was wrapped in a thick layer of cocoon, and I couldn't move at all."
Hearing what his younger brother said, Fusu's forehead twitched, and he raised his head to silently glance at Yingzheng. It was indeed his father. He didn't even frown when he heard such words, and he could read a book calmly.In comparison, I am so tender.
"When I was about to break out of the cocoon and become a butterfly, and grow from a caterpillar to a beautiful butterfly, I was thrown into the steamer again." Hu Hai said, rubbing his face vigorously. An uncomfortable heat, so real and so terrifying, I always feel that it is not a dream, "The steamer is so hot, it is almost roasting me. I want to run, but I can't escape... Woooo... so sad."
Fusu glanced at Yingzheng again, still holding the bamboo tube as immobile as a mountain, studying...studying...Confucius spoke spiritually, ah, no, it was "The Analects of Confucius".
A king who highly respected Legalism and hated Confucian empty talk was actually forced by his son to hold a copy of "The Analects" and study it seriously. His earnest appearance was exactly like that of Confucius He is like an idol. Thinking about it, I don't know whether I should praise my father for being king, or my younger brother for his destructive power.
Father, you are bullying Hu Hai because he is not very literate, and he has never studied "The Analects of Confucius". I don't know that you are...
"Huh? Threesomes must be my teacher? Father, you also read "The Analects of Confucius"!" Hu Hai looked at Yingzheng with a look of surprise. He said that the Legalist ruled the country, and he hated Confucianism the most?You are fooling me again.
"Hmm... Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never end in a hundred battles." I really hate having a son who likes to read. He is not cute and easy to deceive. It is better for Fu Su to fool around when he was a child, "Have you read "The Analects of Confucius"? The words on it, Do you know all of them?"
""The Analects of Confucius" is a Confucian theory, how can my child read this without any trouble." I have never read "The Analects of Confucius"!That is impossible!For the Chinese in the 21st century, it can only prove that you are serious about studying. In the Chinese textbooks every semester from junior high school, there must be an article called "Ten Chapters of Analects of Confucius", and this is often the title Let you write a composition, "I just don't know when I heard someone say it, so I just remembered it. In fact, this word... the child only remembers a small part, and the other half is guessed." Is it because I can guess it? I am familiar with "The Analects of Confucius", but because Qin Shihuang unified China, the characters of later generations were all developed on the Qin characters, so I can guess it.
If it was changed to the characters of the six eastern countries, it would be completely blind.
"You're right. It's fine to listen to Confucian things. You don't need to delve too deeply." Ying Zheng looked up at Fu Su, who just worshiped Confucian Chunyu Yue as his teacher this year, "Fu Su, you It's the same, you can just listen to Confucian things, and don't study too much."
"But father, Chun..." Fu Su was about to defend his teacher, when he heard Zhao Gao's voice from outside the car.
"Your Majesty, you have arrived at Xianyang Palace."
"Okay, Fusu, go back to the palace on your own first." Ying Zheng waved his hand impatiently. He was annoyed when he heard these Confucian scholars. of it?joke!
"Hu Hai, do you want to study Legalism or Confucianism when you grow up?" Ying Zheng asked, looking down at his bright and lovely young son.
"Why do I have to choose one? Can't I learn both? Isn't Li Tingwei also proficient in Confucianism and Legalism? Legalism governs the country, Confucianism governs people, and Legalism and Confucianism each have their own advantages. The two are properly combined." Hu Hai saw Ying Zheng didn't look angry, and said boldly: "If the father is not the king of Qin, the child will definitely not agree with Confucianism. But if the father is the king of Qin, the child thinks that Confucianism is actually quite good. After all, Confucianism governs people like fools. Monarchs, ministers, fathers and sons..." When Hu Hai said this, his voice suddenly choked, how could he use the ancient language to say "it is conducive to maintaining the dominance of the ruling class"?
"In short, father, you understand. Don't talk about those trivial things, just the three things of Quwo Daiyi, Sanjiafen Jin, and Tashiro Jiangqi are enough." Hu Hai said "Quwo Daiyi, Sanjiafen Jin, Tashiro "Jiang Qi" respectively refers to the three cases of usurping power and seeking the country in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. "Father, you are the one who wants to unify the world. Although the world is big, it can only tolerate one will and one voice. How can you Let those courtiers think about how to usurp the throne every day?"
"They dare!" Ying Zheng said confidently.
"Of course they don't dare when you are in power, but not necessarily your descendants." Hu Hai said with his hands on his cheeks.
"Little boy, you really know a lot." Ying Zheng stretched out his hand and pinched Hu Hai's face, it was pink and tender, like a steamed bun, making people want to take a bite.
"People have no long-term concerns, but they must have near-term worries... Oh, this sentence is from "The Analects of Confucius". Father, you can see that the way of governing the country with the surname Kong is not good, but it still makes sense. Choose the good one. Follow it, and correct those who are not good at it.” After Hu Hai finished speaking, seeing that Ying Zheng still didn’t care about it, he thought about it and felt that letting a three-year-old teach His Majesty the First Emperor’s "Thick Black Studies"-let Ying Zheng fundamentally For my own needs, tampering with Confucian teachings and so on, it is still too monstrous, and I should talk about it when I grow up a little in two years, anyway, it is still early.
"Father, speaking of which, aren't you going back to the palace?" Hu Hai pulled the window of the car, glanced at the scenery outside the window, then turned to look at Ying Zheng and said.
"Go to your place first." Ying Zheng glanced at Hu Hai with a strange expression, "There is a banquet tonight, the prince is still young, and there is no mother and concubine to take care of him, so the father is very worried."
"Ah?" Hu Hai looked at Ying Zheng suspiciously. No matter how you look at it, he looks very conspiratorial. Without his mother and concubine to help him take care of it, it would be fine to send a few loyal subordinates. It is really impossible to take Zhao Gao Just send them out, don't you need to come by yourself?You didn't go to battle in person before, and you didn't live alive and well, "Father, I always feel that something is wrong. Is there something you are hiding from me?"
"Nonsense! The brat knows how to think nonsense all day long. How can the father hide something from you? What is the status of the father and what is he going to do? Does it make sense? It seems that I will not hide it from you. You can escape." Ying Zheng got out of the car first, stretched out his hand to Hu Hai in the car, and said, "As it is now, even if you know that your father is going to spank your ass next moment, don't you dare to come over? "
#父王, what you said is so reasonable, I am speechless! #
Hu Hai stretched out his hand silently, let Ying Zheng hug him, and carried him all the way into his dormitory. Then his clothes were quickly stripped off, and then he was only wearing obscene clothes and trousers. Standing on the couch, he heard what Ying Zheng said A particularly damaging statement.
"Come here! Present all the clothes of the eighteen princes, and the widow will personally choose the clothes for the eighteen princes to wear to tonight's banquet."
#父王, are you really my father, not my mother? #
Hu Hai looked at the excited Ying Zheng, and silently spat out a mouthful of blood. This expression was exactly like the expression of his mother in the previous life when she took him to the commercial street to buy clothes.
As the son of the great Qin Dynasty, he is also the most beloved son of the king of Qin, coupled with someone's secret and unknown psychology, although Hu Hai is very young, he has an astonishing amount of clothes, all kinds of inner and outer clothes plus shoes and socks Belts and other accessories add up like a hill, the number of clothes that can make any woman happy, but Hu Hai has the urge to run away.
If it is just a simple change of clothes, Hu Hai can still endure one or two, but with the combination of various accessories, the effect is definitely not as simple as one plus one equals two, it has positive and infinite possibilities, as long as Ying Zheng has his own previous life Half of the fighting power of my mother, I have to hang here today.
"Father, don't you want to go and see your concubines?" Hu Hai looked at the two belts that looked similar in color and style in his eyes, with only a slight difference in dark patterns. Ying Zheng, who was coming and going, said.
Father, I know that you are "the first man in history", but you can't treat your son like a Barbie doll like this.It doesn't matter that you like to play with babies, but once this news gets out, will you lose your cool image of standing on the top of Everest?
"What's so good about them? You can't make a flower if you look at it again." Ying Zheng thought for a while, and finally decided to ask Hu Hai to change the belts one by one and show him one by one. Only after seeing the real thing will he know which one better.
"Father..." Hu Hai wailed. He felt that he was so cruel. Although he didn't need to do it himself, standing here and being a model was very tiring.
Your Majesty, what did Zhao Guo do to you back then?It makes you more than 30 years old, and you still have deep resentment!Wasn't Zhao Qian arrested and brought to Xianyang?Is it okay if I help you smash the glass in his house?
Hu Hai wanted to blow his hair, thinking about Yi Yingzheng's love for him, if he made a strong request, Yingzheng would still agree.
But looking at Ying Zheng looking at him, Hu Hai still decided to endure it silently.
Who made himself a fan of brains!
The author has something to say: there is another update tonight. .I don't know the time, but there must be before twelve o'clock
I don’t know why, but every time I wake up from a nap, I feel like I’ve passed away, my life is so empty, and I don’t know where I am… Especially when I wake up in the office, my first reaction is shit, how come I fell asleep when I went to work, The second reaction is that it was nap time
I find it very strange why the first emperor hated Confucianism so much, but he found a Confucian student as a teacher for Fusu. This is the rhythm of putting his son to death
Quwo Daiyi: The story of a small sect in the state of Jin who made a fortune by himself, killed the king who became the king, and became the king of Jin... The two sides have fought each other for more than 60 years, and the Xiaozong killed five kings
The three divisions of Jin: Jin was so different, so it was later divided by the three kingdoms of Han, Zhao and Wei
Tashiro Jiang Qi: The Minister of Qi, Tian, killed the Jiang family of Qi, and became the king of Qi himself
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