[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

"Father! How could you treat me like this? I am your dearest and dearest son! It is definitely my own, and I did not pick it up from the garbage dump at the entrance of Xianyang Palace! Huh..."

"Your Majesty! How can you treat your servant? This servant is your most loyal and loyal little Gaozi! Absolutely the most loyal, and there is no such thing as a servant! Woooo... the slave is so miserable!"

"Father! The child is suffering too!"

"Your Majesty! The lives of slaves are suffering!"

"Father! My child..."

"Young Master Huhai! Master Zhao! Are you two enough? You have been sitting here for half an hour reading each other! Don't feel too tired!"

With a loud "bang", a fruit plate full of snacks and fruits fell on the table. Rou Ji knelt in front of the table, looked at each other sitting in front of the table, looking at each other, her face was ashen, The mind is in a trance, the eyes are dull, just like the girl Huang Hua who was insulted by the flower pickers. Hu Hai and Zhao Gao said angrily: "Forgive me to say something boldly, isn't it just to ask a teacher to learn the "Law of Qin"? My lord, don't feel like being...being...although it doesn't look like physically, but mentally it feels like the kind of rag doll that the young master said."

"Don't make trouble." Hu Hai propped his forehead with his hands, and said with a face of pain and despair: "I'm just annoyed!"

This son is so innocent, but he was forced to worship "the first treacherous eunuch through the ages" as his teacher. The above sentence is "Zhao Gao, the teacher of Hu Hai, the eighteenth son of the first emperor".

I really feel heartbroken just thinking about it!I also asked why my son is in a bad mood?Anyone who knows that he will be infamous for thousands of years will not be in a good mood.

Hu Hai tilted his head, trying to recall how all this happened.

At the beginning, it was Ying Zheng’s birthday, so Zhao Gao suggested that he write a “Hundred Shou Picture” composed of a hundred different countries’ “shou” characters and give it to Ying Zheng as a birthday present.But I felt that it was too uncreative to simply write one hundred "shou" characters, so I thought of a way to combine these one hundred "shou" characters to form a big "shou" character.In the process of making the "Hundred Shou Picture",

Hu Hai argued with Zhao Gao about the material of the "Hundred Shou Picture" itself—Hu Hai insisted on using an interesting new material to make the "Hundred Shou Picture".

In fact, there are many skilled craftsmen in ancient China. Paper was born before Cai Lun, but this kind of paper is too rough and not conducive to writing, so it has not been widely spread by people.An advanced technology and a backward technology, the quality of the products produced can be very different, but the production process of the two may be the same, and there is often only a layer of paper windows in the middle.

The Mo family has the technology, and Hu Hai has a good window.Under the ruthless, unreasonable and cruel oppression of Hu Hai, no matter whether Zhao Gao or the Mohists, they all began to run around for their own thoughts.

The boss opened his mouth, and the subordinate ran away, don't feel too crisp... MB!If I had known earlier that Ying Zheng would be so ruthless, unreasonable and cruel, I would not have spared no effort to prepare gifts for him. I would just follow the example of other young brothers and sisters and memorize "The Book of Songs·Bin Feng·July" for him. Save face.

Although it has been three days since this incident, Hu Hai still remembers his mood at that time - jumping, cheering, elated, the villain in his heart began to blow the trumpet and sprinkle flowers all over the sky, but before he was happy for a minute, he was caught by Ying Zheng. A bucket of cold water was poured down and he became "the first prince in history to participate in the ice bucket challenge".

At that time, Hu Hai couldn't believe his ears, so he had to ask Ying Zheng to ask again and again, but Ying Zheng thought he was "overjoyed".

Happy your sister!Father, do you know that Zhao Gao is a big villain!

"In short... this son is better than death! Why don't you let Li Si teach me? Li Si's "Qin Law" is better than Zhao Gao." Hu Hai wiped his eyes with the back of his hand and looked at it with his mouth flattened. Rou Ji said pitifully.

"Ah... My good son, don't cry..." Rou Ji patted Hu Hai's shoulder without sincerity.

Why not ask Li Si to teach?Does this need a reason?Because compared with Li Si, His Majesty trusts Zhao Gao more.Li Si is a foreigner, Zhao Gao is a relative of the Ying family; Li Si is a foreign minister, Zhao Gao is an internal minister; Li Si only handles the official affairs of the court, Zhao Gao only handles the dark private affairs for His Majesty, Ying Zheng's trust in these two people , There is no comparison at all.

If it wasn't for Hu Hai's identity, Rou Ji really wanted to rush forward, grabbed his ear and shouted: "My lord! Be sober, why don't you understand? Even if you don't understand, you didn't see it. When Your Majesty asked you to worship Zhao Gao as your teacher, did you even turn Fusu's face dark? You are usually a very clever person, how could you be so stupid at a critical moment?"

Rou Ji covered her heart. Ever since she was sent by His Majesty to Hu Hai, she felt that her heart was easily blocked. At first she thought it was her own problem, but later she found that everyone was the same... To be precise, Hu Hai Everyone around you is the same.

Although Rou Ji's real master is Ying Zheng, since Ying Zheng sent herself to Hu Hai's side, and seems to have no intention of going back, Rou Ji doesn't mind doing a little bit for Hu Hai's future for Hu Hai and herself.After all, this Xianyang Palace lacks everything, that is, there is no shortage of people who worship the high and step down. As the grand maid in the Huhai Palace, her fate was tied to Hu Hai's fate before Ying Zheng gave the order.

Rou Ji held back her anger, took a deep breath, and turned her gaze to Zhao Gao, "Master Zhao..."

Hu Hai doesn't like Zhao Gao very much, and Rou Ji can still feel it because he always changes his ways to toss Zhao Gao.But Zhao Gao... Don't say that Zhao Gao's care and consideration for Hu Hai was just ordered by His Majesty. When Xia Ji provoked him at His Majesty's birthday banquet, he saw the hand that quickly twisted Hu Hai's waist.

"Oh... Your Majesty... woo woo..." Zhao Gao was almost on the verge of dying. It turned out that he was just thinking that although the Eighteenth Young Master was always looking for trouble for himself, this way of looking for trouble was more like a child's nonsense. And willfulness is simply insignificant.On the contrary, it was the Eighteenth Young Master himself, who was deeply loved by Ying Zheng, so he had nothing to do to invest in his feelings, to win over the relationship with each other, but he didn't expect... a mistake would become an eternal hatred, and he couldn't go back if he looked back, so he was just said by Ying Zheng The words are bound to pick up.

Teachers and apprentices these days are not like those in the 21st century. You pay to go to school, and I charge money to teach.The master-student relationship is one of the most important non-blood relationships in traditional Chinese ethics.As early as I don’t know how many years ago, Jiang Taigong wrote in his family motto, “A teacher for a day, a father for a day”, to imply that this is an ethical bond.

Teachers often act as the "spiritual father" and "personality father" of students.

And this kind of teacher-student relationship, in political struggles, often means that each other is a natural ally bound together.Please be each other's angels when you have nothing to do, and don't betray casually, otherwise... You see Li Si and Pang Juan just want to kill a senior brother, and they have been read and read until now, what else do you want to do?

It is even worse in the royal family. Being appointed as the teacher of a certain son not only means that your future is tied to the future of the son, but also means that when necessary, you have to give up your youth and vitality for the sake of the son. the flesh.Don't get it wrong, what Zhao Gao said was that when Qin Xiaogong was in power in the past, Xiaogong's only son, the prince at that time, and later Qin Huiwen Wang Yingsi violated the prohibition set by Shang Yang.In order to strictly enforce the law, Shang Yang stated that "the emperor violated the law and committed the same crime as the common people", but at the same time, he also stated that the prince cannot be punished with ink, that is, tattooing on the face of the prisoner, so...let the prince's teacher be punished for the prince.

At that time, Ying Si was about the same age as Hu Hai, only four years old.

Zhao Gao glanced at Hu Hai meaningfully, and touched his face involuntarily. Hu Hai was much more mischievous than Ying Si, and he didn't know if his old face was enough.

"Master Zhao, Eighteenth Young Master, you..." Everyone is like a grasshopper on the same rope, so stop crying and pretending here. If you really hate each other so much, why didn't you two resolutely reject your Majesty's request at that time? Proposal?According to the status of the two in His Majesty's heart, this trivial matter should not offend His Majesty.

So, the two people in front of me are actually just two little goblins who say no, but are very honest.

"Forgive me, this is the third day. Your Majesty said that today I will come to check my homework. Then..." Rou Ji looked at Hu Hai, and picked up a volume of "Shang Jun Shu" from the case, "What did you learn from this?" arrive?"

"This..." Hu Hai glanced at Zhao Gao in embarrassment, then turned his head and looked at Rou Ji pitifully.

Zhao Gao glanced back at Hu Hai, raised his head and looked up, and began to study the beams of the main hall.

"Since the matter has come to this, whether you are young master or Mr. Zhao, let's accept fate. If you have time to harass, why don't you read more books...study hard and make progress every day..." Rou Ji patted Hu Hai's face with regret. Shoulder, continued: "Study for the rise of the Great Qin! Come on! Boy!"

Soul light!Don't learn how to speak from me!Are you time-traveling, or am I time-traveling!

I am used to teasing people with modern language, but I never thought that I would be taught to tease myself. It is so momentary, it hurts my feet just thinking about it—or from being hit by a rock I lifted.

"Okay, don't talk about that, since it's all like this, learn what you have learned first, at least you should be able to recite a short paragraph, otherwise how will you live today." Zhao Gao sighed, and snatched the " Shang Junshu", he opened it feebly, and read the words on the book: "Filial piety and fair painting, Gongsun Yang, Qian Long, and Du Zhi, the three great husbands are in charge of the king. Consider the changes in the world, seek the foundation of the law, and ask the people The way of the king. The king said: "The way of the king is not to forget the country when the generation is established;Now I want to change the law to rule, and teach the people more rites, fearing that the world will judge me. "

"Book of Shang Jun", also known as "Shang Zi", is said to be written by Shang Yang in the past. It focuses on recording legalist reforms, emphasizing agriculture and war, severe punishment and little reward, and rejection of Confucianism. It is the country of the Great Qin Reform This is the place, so before learning "Qin Law", you must learn "Book of Shang Jun".

The content of "Shang Jun Shu" is not very long. Although Zhao Gao can't say that he can recite it backwards, there is no problem with carrying his back. The reason why he still holds the book and reads it is purely for pretend , appearing a little higher in style.

Teacher Zhao's voice is still good, the kind that can make people's ears pregnant, not worse than Mr. Zhao who used to say in "Animal World" that Hu Hai used to say "spring is here, and the season for animal courtship is here again", listen to him read Sometimes it is also a kind of enjoyment.

But as he was reading, Zhao Gao's voice gradually disappeared, and instead he took a volume of "Book of Shang Jun" carefully up and down, left and right. Seeing this, Hu Hai suddenly thought of something, and immediately said that the volume was dedicated to For my own use, Mr. Zhao's book was on the other end, and at the same time he reached out his hand to grab the book back, but just as he stretched out his Lushan claws, he was suppressed by Mr. Zhao's slap.

"Master Zhao...is this fat?" Rou Ji rubbed her eyes, what did she see?Mr. Zhao Gao, who always "takes His Majesty's likes and dislikes as his own likes and dislikes", and who never minds bowing his head to someone His Majesty likes, unexpectedly slapped His Majesty's most beloved son... Although the slap was in the palm of his hand, it is very touching to think about it. feeling ah.

Bear boy, well drawn, I have long wanted to do this too!

"My lord, what did you do?" Rou Ji looked at Hu Hai who was holding her little paw carefully, and kept blowing it around her lips.

"This..." Hu Hai touched his head in embarrassment, hehe... Isn't it just a slap in the face!In the end, I accidentally turned into a monster again.

Seeing that Hu Hai didn't answer her for a long time, Rou Ji finally couldn't help leaning her head over and looking at the "Book of Shang Jun" in Zhao Gao's hand.

Although Rou Ji is a court lady in name, she has learned everything. Although she only learns in general except martial arts, but in Qin State, she has not only read "Book of Shang Jun", but even Hu Hai has not started to learn it. She has also read "Qin Law" extensively.However, even though she already knew the content of "Book of Shang Jun", Rou Ji couldn't take her eyes off after just one glance.

"What is this?" Rou Ji turned her head, looked at Hu Hai in a daze, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said, "Master, you have been writing this every night for the past few days?"

"Yeah..." Seeing that all the things he did secretly have been discovered, Hu Hai could only nod his head and said in desperation: "When I wrote this, you were still serving tea and water, and now to ask?"

"Slave...Slave didn't think of it at all, okay?" Rou Ji knocked her head regretfully. She was right when she saw it, but she thought at the time that because Hu Hai was unwilling to learn "The Law of Qin" from Zhao Gao, so I vented my anger on the textbook and just drew tadpoles on the textbook, but I never expected... the tadpoles that are full of the screen, after careful consideration, have such a deep meaning.

Without waiting for Hu Hai to speak again, Zhao Gao put down the "Book of Shang Jun" in his hand, looked at Hu Hai with a normal face, and asked with deep meaning in his eyes, "Is this also something you came up with yourself?"

"Uh...well...it's actually just an improvement...you know..." Hu Hai stammered and explained.

It's not good to be three years old. You can't take it as your own after you have made great achievements. You have to pretend that you discovered it by accident. If you are 13 years old, it will be much more convenient to do things.

Seeing Hu Hai's tense expression, Zhao Gao's face became calmer, but there seemed to be a big vortex rolling in his heart, stirring up all his thoughts into a pot of porridge.

If this is really what the child in front of him thought up, and with all the abnormalities in the past, it seems that it is not impossible to help him under the situation that he has been forced to establish a teacher-student relationship.

Most importantly, what the alchemist said.

The author has something to say:

Guess what the protagonist did, the obvious hint... tadpole

I went to look up the little chicken picture yesterday, and found that it was a kind of writing in the pre-Qin period, called bird and insect seal. .Of course, what I want to say is not this, what I want to say is that the original Chuanguo jade seal is also engraved with this type of font... This makes me look directly at those, the protagonist is a third-rate university student, but I think I recognized Chuanguo The eight characters on the jade seal, "Ordered by the heavens, will live forever", confirm the identity of the Chuanguo jade seal...

So what... When ordinary people look at this picture, shouldn't they think he is a picture of a chicken pecking at rice?