[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Hu Hai didn't know how things turned out like this.Obviously I wanted to have a good relationship with brothers, but I was provoked by Rong Lu, a brat, so angry that I made a bet with them, and now the situation has become like this.

Well, if you make a bet, you make a bet.Qin Shihuang's son is still a favored son. It's useless to please and show cuteness blindly. They have to let them know who has the biggest fist.

Well, my fist...is really not that big.But knowledge is power, this power is steel and this power is iron, a group of illiterates still want to fight with me?Anyway, this son is also a high school student.

"Xiao Shiba, don't just stand still and don't look stupid, the water has already been fetched, you can change quickly." Rong Lu patted the bucket on the table, the small bucket was filled with a bucket full of water, If you take a heavy shot, water will still come out.

"Don't cry if you lose, Brother Sixteen..." Hu Hai dragged his voice on purpose, and turned his eyes around everyone's faces, "And the three of you, will you admit it if you lose?"

Fifteen didn't speak, but nodded, indicating that he was standing with his brother.

"Seventeen and I will definitely not renege on our debts, but..." Fourteen patted Seventeen on the head and said with a smile: "If you don't do it, remember what you said, you have to bark like a puppy. "

"Like a dog bark... woof woof..." Shi Qi looked excited, using his fingers as his ears, and put two fingers on the top of his left and right heads. He jumped on the ground like a frog, and said while jumping.

In all honesty, Shi Qi's bouncing and bouncing appearance is quite cute, you can tell what kind of animal he is learning from at a glance.only……

Rong Lu and Shiwu covered their eyes with their hands, and turned their heads to the side with pained faces. They really couldn't bear to look at this stupid brother directly, calling him "stupid" and he was often unhappy, and he didn't think about the things he did. .How did such an idiot end up being favored by the royal father like us?Just because he is stupid?It feels like the average IQ of the brothers has been lowered by him.

"Hehe..." Fourteen Momo's stupid younger brother pulled him back. If he had known, he wouldn't have tricked Seventeen with a rabbit and said it was a dog.

#Why do I have such a brother? #

#父王，My child finally understands why you like me so much? #

#During the days before you gave birth to a child, you suffered a lot, Father. #

"Don't look, don't look, below... the moment to witness the miracle has come." Hu Hai took out the bright red tablecloth that he ordered his servant to bring just now, pulled the two corners of the tablecloth with his hands, stood up and faced everyone, and faced the crowd. The one on the other side shook the tablecloth and said, "Come here! Check this cloth, is there no trap or something hidden?"

Rong Lu went forward to take the tablecloth, checked it repeatedly, gave Hu Hai a bad look and said, "It's really all right now, but wait...Xiao Shiba, don't let me find out that you are playing tricks."

"Don't let me find out, don't let me find out! My eyes are very sharp." Shi Qi shouted happily, waving his small fists like steamed buns.

At first, the seventeenth child wanted to yell a few words to prove that he had no problem with his IQ and that he was not a stupid brother, but the act of fourteen-eyed sharp hand stuffing a piece of milk cake into his mouth stopped his next move.

"Then... now let's cover this bucket of water." Hu Hai waved the tablecloth in his hand, covered the bucket with the tablecloth, and then began to imitate those great dancers on TV, jumping around the bucket twice Huan Dashen, jumping and grabbing around in the void with his hands, as if he really caught something, and then made an action of throwing something into the bucket.

"Grab some cool air and let the water turn into ice faster." Hu Hai turned his head and explained to the four of them.

"Hehe..." Rong Lu laughed dryly and said nothing.

The others didn't even have a smile on their faces, only Shi Qi touched his little head, ate a little milk cake, and looked at Hu Hai sympathetically with the eyes of a "fool".

"Brother...you can't call Seventeen stupid anymore." Seventeen pulled his elder brother's clothes, glanced at Hu Hai who was still bouncing around in the field, and whispered, "Seventeen is not stupid."

"Seventeen isn't the stupidest." Fourteen stroked Shiqi's head and said expressionlessly.

Seventeen is not stupid and Seventeen is not the stupidest, the difference is only a few words, but the meaning is very different.But for Shi Qi, the words "not the stupidest" are enough to soothe his wounded heart.As for who is the stupidest... Hehe, Seventeen said, I'm not stupid, I would offend people if I said it.

Although the conversation between Fourteen and Seventeen was not loud, it was enough for Hu Hai to hear it all. Hu Hai sneered in his heart, and when he estimated that the time was about the same, he suddenly stopped and looked at his four elder brothers with spirit. Grasping a corner of the tablecloth with both hands, and pointing at the four of them with the other hand, he said in a vibrating voice, "Look! Next... the time to witness the miracle has come."

As Hu Hai said, he lifted his hand holding the tablecloth outward.

Originally, in Hu Hai's expectation, it should be him who lifted the tablecloth very handsomely, revealing the water bucket that has completely turned into an ice bucket, and then, under the shocked eyes of everyone, he complacently accepted everyone's worship and kneeling.

But it is probably the first time to do this work, and the technique is a bit rusty. When adding grains to the water, I accidentally added too much, and the water in the bucket is quite full.Anyone who has studied physics knows that water is one of the few objects in nature that expands with heat and contracts with heat, and expands with heat and contracts with heat. Therefore, when making popsicles at home, when adding water to the mold, do not fill the mold completely. , otherwise the water will overflow and freeze the whole mold together.

The current situation is also the same. In the dense cold air, the overflowing water due to rapid freezing, the crystal ice cubes are actually frozen together with the entire bucket and the tablecloth.

Hu Hai's lift directly overturned the entire bucket on the case. The bucket rolled a few times on the desk and fell to the ground with a "bang". There were several cracks on the surface of the bucket, but it was even more impressive. You can clearly see the ice cubes inside the bucket that glow colorfully in the sun.

"Ahem! It's a little accident, but it's just for everyone to see clearly." Hu Hai ordered someone to pick up the bucket and brought it to Rong Lu and the others. He pointed to the bucket and said with a smile, "Everyone can check it at will. , check to see if there is ice in it."

examine!Definitely check it out!Absolutely absolutely must not let that little eighteen get away with it, it is related to whether everyone wants to worship each other as the boss in the future.A brat who wants to be the boss of his elder brothers, this kind of unfaithful and unfilial behavior must be stopped.

The four of them leaned forward, surrounded the bucket and began to examine it carefully.

But no matter how much they checked, the bucket was still the same bucket, but the water in the bucket had completely turned into ice. No matter how hard they rubbed their eyes to knock the ice cubes, the ice was still that ice, crystal clear and cool.

Rong Lu's face was ashen, and he looked at Hu Hai with a ghostly expression on his face; Fifteen opened his small mouth, and didn't even care about the wind pouring in from his toothless mouth; Fourteen was even more straightforward, covering his heart directly, He said to his servant in the palace expressionlessly: "Quick! Go and find a heater for me, and cover my heart for me. By the way, Seventeen, do you want it?"

To say that among the young masters, Seventeen is the calmest and calmest, neither surprised nor surprised, he just said to Hu Hai with a silly face: "Eighteen, that's awesome! Let's change one more."

Seventeen's words were like a key, and the questions that filled Rong Lu's mind were instantly answered.

"Yes! This is an eyesore at all! You didn't turn the water into ice at all, you just changed the bucket while we weren't paying attention! Xiao Shiba, you can't hide your tricks and tricks from you! Sixth brother." Rong Lu, who was revived in a full state, felt more and more reasonable as he talked, he reached out and touched Hu Hai's head, and said like a "good brother": "If you don't want to bark like a dog, don't do it." Learn, but don't use such a small trick to deceive your brothers."

Hu Hai took a step back, avoiding Rong Lu's hand, raised his head and smiled at him "hehe".

"Go get another bucket of water." Hu Hai ordered the servant, then raised his hands in front of Rong Lu, and said with a dark smile: "This time, I don't need to cover it with a tablecloth. I want to make you lose heartily, so that you don't have to say Am I juggling again?"

The water came quickly, and the bucket full of water was placed on the table. The four brothers immediately came up, looked left and right around the bucket, and checked carefully. This time, we must not let Xiao Shiba It's over.

"Hehe...you check it out." Hu Hai stood, looking down at the four little heads below, took out the folding fan hanging from his waist, opened the fan with a "snap", and fanned it calmly and unrestrainedly. The wind is coming.

Everyone only saw Hu Hai shaking his folding fan triumphantly, but they didn't notice his other hand, which was secretly retracted into his sleeve.When Hu Hai stretched out his hand from his sleeve again, his white and tender hand seemed to be stained with something dirty.

"Okay, okay, don't look at it, don't look at it." Hu Hai put away the folding fan, used the fan as his hand to push away the four small heads below, then put the folding fan aside, sat on the ground, rolled up his sleeves with his hands, and exposed His white and pink arms, "Look out from below, don't blink."

As Hu Hai said, his hands fluttered in the air, as if he was writing, but before everyone could see what he was writing, Hu Hai suddenly yelled, "Bing!"

Then, Hu Hai inserted both hands into the basin, and began to... slowly wash his hands.

Hu Hai was washing slowly, rubbing his hands inch by inch, not even letting go of his nails. Seeing that everyone was angry and frustrated, he didn't dare to disturb others, lest Hu Hai would follow them and take the opportunity to play a rogue... No , there is no such sentence as "learn from them", only the five words "take the opportunity to be a rogue".

"What's the hurry? Don't worry! I'm doing exercises, do you understand the exercises?" Hu Hai continued to wash slowly, explaining while washing: "After the true energy circulates in my body for 24 days, I will When it is introduced into the water, it will become true qi that is colder than ice."

Hehe... so ridiculous!

Everyone looked at the expression of "snake spirit disease" and looked at Hu Hai who was still washing his hands slowly.But after washing and washing, everyone found that something was wrong... There was a trace of cold air coming out of the bucket.

If the cold air is just an illusion, then is the thin but visible ice that is rapidly appearing on the water surface an illusion?

The author has something to say: Someone asked me when the waste prince will open the pit... I can only say that it will definitely open this year...

Well, I said this year, of course I used the Qin calendar...

If you don't like the Qin calendar, as a Chu countryman, I can also use the Chu calendar...