[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Ying Zheng saw a lump of mud-like objects appearing on his dining table today, and looked at Hu Hai who was beside him with a smug face. The chopsticks poked on the suspected mud object, fiddled with it a few more times, and finally confirmed...it was really a lump of mud.

"Zhao Gao, come and serve me for dinner." Ying Zheng put down his chopsticks, and threw the thunder to Zhao Gao. If the disciple has something to do, the master will do his best. Since it was your disciple who planted the thunder, then let you, the teacher, come here Deal with it, who told you that you didn't teach the bear kids well.

What?The child does not teach, the father too?I'm sorry, the people of Qin Dynasty have never heard of the "Three Character Classic". Thank you.

"Ah?" He took the big thunder that Ying Zheng handed over, Zhao Gao was taken aback, he had never eaten this thing before, how would he eat mud?Didn't the bear boy serve the wrong dish?

Seeing that his father taught Zhao Gao how to handle his hard-working dishes, Hu Hai jumped over and squeezed Zhao Gao away, holding a small hammer in his hand and said: "Father, Don't want him, don't want him! Let the baby, let the baby!"

"Okay, okay! You come, you come!" Ying Zheng nodded immediately, just right, so as not to be ashamed.

Hu Hai picked up a small hammer and tapped the mud block lightly. After a while, the mud block cracked, revealing the lotus leaf inside. The second is to prevent the soil from cracking and damage the chicken inside. Although the boy thinks that according to the cook's craftsmanship, good clay should be used instead of this kind of mud that will crack when baked, but Just in case."

Cannon porpoise?The widows have not only eaten the porpoise, but also often eat it, but what is the relationship between the porpoise and mud?

Ying Zheng's face remained calm, but his heart was silently guessing.

God is so pitiful, although Yingzheng often eats the dish of Paopu, but no cook will directly serve the king with mud. All he can see is the food that has been processed. , I have never seen a pig run."Coincidentally, before the age of six, Ying Huhai always thought that rice, meat, vegetables and fruits were all grown in supermarkets, and such silly words as "Why don't you eat cakes when you have nothing to eat" were often expressed in front of relatives.

So, if there were so many people in the world, why would the two of them be father and son?

Peel off the lotus leaves that have lost moisture, and there is another layer of mud that has been baked very hard. Hu Hai uses a hammer to break open the mud shell. The chicken is oily and shiny, delicious and fragrant.

"When doing this, the most important thing is that the chicken feathers must be soaked. If it is not soaked, the chicken feathers cannot be pulled out. And the soil in the river and the pond cannot be selected for mud. Those muds are too smelly. There will be a peculiar smell." Hu Hai explained, while skillfully peeling off the whole chicken, and placed it in front of Ying Zheng.

Hu Hai can do this. After watching TV dramas in his previous life, he was very curious about the "beggar chicken" that appeared in a very high proportion on TV, and finally couldn't help it. On a sunny weekend, he went to the vegetable market with a few friends to buy it. He bought a chicken and ran up the hill to do the experiment.

Ying Zheng glanced at Hu Hai, picked up the knife that was placed aside, sliced ​​a small piece of chicken, stuffed it into his mouth, his eyes lit up immediately, the meat was crispy, tender and delicious.

Ying Zheng didn't say anything else, and continued to slice a few pieces of chicken, this time not for himself to eat, but stuffed into Hu Hai's mouth one by one.

Looking at his son's glistening mouth and his bulging cheeks, Ying Zheng was so excited that he fed him a few more mouthfuls. Sometimes, watching others eat is sweeter than eating by himself.

"Father, don't keep feeding...well...Father, you eat!" Hu Hai snatched the knife from Ying Zheng's hand with a "swish", tore off a chicken leg, and handed it to the chicken with a look of hospitality. In front of Yingzheng, "Father eats more meat to get fat."

"You brat, do you know that eating more meat will make you fat? Then you little thing, you are not allowed to eat meat?" Ying Zheng glanced in the tent. It's good that they are a few acquaintances, so that's okay. Don't worry too much about the image, just copy the chicken drumsticks and eat them.

"Why do you have to eat meat to get fat? The little bixiong only likes to eat bamboo, milk, steamed buns, etc. Isn't it round and fat?" Bullying Ying Zheng who didn't understand the panda's recipes, Hu Hai started talking nonsense: "Baby just doesn't Let you eat the kind of meat with high oil and high fat, chicken, duck and fish can still be eaten lightly. My child has checked the recipe of King Xianzhaoxiang. King Xianzhaoxiang is the longest reigning monarch of my Daqin. He is I like to be light, not heavy or greasy. Father, let’s stay in Shanglin Garden for a few more days, and my son will find some fresh vegetables for you to eat, okay?”

"Okay!" Ying Zheng touched Hu Hai's fleshy face, and responded with a smile, but the villain in his heart held his chin, posing as a contemplative, looking into the distance, what's the meaning of life anymore?The widow is probably the most difficult monarch since the founding of the Great Qin Dynasty, right?Giving birth to such a son is simply playing tricks!

After lunch, Ying Zheng, who has always been energetic and regards sleeping as a waste of life, was forced to take a nap for half an hour by his precious son.When he woke up and crawled out of the tent, he found that Hu Hai, who had vowed to guard the tent door and protect his father, was sitting on the ground with a thin blanket on his body, leaning on his head. On the edge of the tent, two legs were just blocking the entrance and exit, and the little tent hand was still clutching the tent cloth, snoring heavily in his nose, and a suspicious silver thread came down from the corner of his mouth.

"What about protecting the widow? It really is an unreliable brat! Little fool, why don't you sleep on the couch? I'm really afraid that the widow will run away." Ying Zheng bent down and hugged Hu Hai together with the blanket.

Hu Hai snorted, made a few unconscious sounds, didn't even open his voice, just twisted his body, found a good position in Ying Zheng's arms, and fell asleep with his head tilted again.

"What a little pig! You can sleep so well! The way you sleep, the enemy won't know even if they kill you at the door." While talking, Ying Zheng carried Hu Hai back to the couch in the inner room, covered him with a quilt, and ordered the maid to wake up at Hu Hai. When you come, remember to inform yourself, then straighten your clothes, turn around and go out to work.

Although he was playing in Shanglinyuan, there was a lot of work to be done, especially the guy named Zhang Liang mentioned by Hu Hai. I originally thought he was just a person who could be killed or not, to make his son happy, but according to today According to the secret report from Wang Ben, that guy turned out to be the military adviser behind the turmoil in South Korea, and this person was not only resourceful but also eloquent. He was the one who contacted the old Korean family and Han Wangan at that time.

If it is not in the face of absolute strength, no trick can take effect, and this person's trick may really succeed.At the same time, fortunately, because of Hu Hai's words at the time, he issued the sea arrest document in advance, forcing this man named Zhang Liang to flee to another country, unable to stay in the old Han land to offer advice to Han Wang'an.

Thinking of this, Ying Zheng's decision to capture and kill Zhang Liang became even stronger.It's just that Zhang Liang's whereabouts are secretive and uncertain, and the cunning rabbit's cave often changes his hiding place, and he has a group of chivalrous men from Yanzhao to help him.Such a person must not be allowed to survive.

But it's strange, how did Hu Hai know about Zhang Liang?If it is now, it is not surprising that Hu Hai knew about Zhang Liang's existence, but how did he know about it a month ago?

Is it true that as the alchemist said, the five elements of Huhai belong to the earth, the five elements of the widow belong to gold, the earth produces gold, and the five elements of Huhai are beneficial to the widow?If Hu Hai is always by his side, everything will go smoothly and get twice the result with half the effort?

Ying Zheng recalled all kinds of past events. Although he felt that Hu Hai was indeed extremely intelligent, he was still young after all. Compared with Fusu's precocity and stability, Hu Hai's personality was still unstable, Feiyang was jumping and frizzy, and the future was full of hope. With all kinds of uncertainties, I have no plans to change heirs for the time being; and when he grows up, Fusu has already married and established a family, with full wings, and it is even more impossible for him to change heirs.

In the end, after much deliberation, Ying Zheng still felt that he was thinking too much. He must have just slept and didn't wake up, so he should approve the two memorials first and then wake up.

A good dream does not want to wake up, Hu Hai sleeps until Shen time (15-17 pm), when he gets up from the couch, the sun has already sunk into the horizon, under the afterglow of the setting sun, Hu Hai feels that life feels empty... Lonely...and hungry.

"Father is going to work again? It's been hard work... ah... I'm exhausted..." Hu Hai stretched a big laziness, sat on the couch, and let the maid wash and dress himself, looking listless It's better to say like dead.

Tired of you?Co-author, you have worked hard while sleeping!

I have been busy all afternoon, I don't have a moment to spare, I finally got lazy, and Ying Zheng, who was woken up by knowing the baby, and Zhao Gao, who hit Hu Hai with a stick, almost didn't come up, and was so angry Back the past.

"My lord, since you are tired, let's eat a piece of melon to cool off the heat." Zhao Gao put a plate of melons that have been washed and cut, and put toothpicks on the table, and said in a voice with a bit of gnashing of teeth: "This But the melons produced in Tangling Houfu are very sweet and delicious."

"Donglinghou's melon? What's so special?" Hu Hai casually picked up a toothpick and ate a piece, feeling like he was about to cry. Since time travel, it's the first time he ate such a sweet fruit!

Has anyone ever told you that most of the fruits in the Qin Dynasty were not harvested frequently, so most of the fruits are closer to its original ecology, that is... a mouthful of sourness makes the soul fly, and it will be refreshed every minute. The feeling of being human.

When I watched cartoons before, I didn’t understand why Japanese people put salt in watermelon. After traveling here, Hu Hai knew that it was because the watermelon in the past was not sweet enough, and the saltiness in the salt can amplify the sweetness, so The fruits he ate in Qin Dynasty were basically salted, otherwise...hehe...

Thinking about these fruits in the 21st century vegetable market, unless there are pregnant women or special tastes, the family is too poor, etc., otherwise no one will buy fruits that are sold until midnight. In the Qin Dynasty, only princes could eat them.And every time he saw Ying Zheng eating those "sweet" fruits, Hu Hai felt like his teeth were sore.

The author has something to say: The more I write, the more I feel that Zulong is cute. For a while, I didn't control these cheap hands, and opened a manuscript of whoring Zulong... There are links in the copywriting and the tweet on the right...

Of course, there is another reason for opening that pit, that is, I really can’t stand Uncle Man Dajie Zheng playing a series of sadomasochistic stories such as destroying the country, destroying the family and imprisoning him for an enemy girl (most likely Zhao Guo’s daughter)... ...so dug a particularly cheerful pit...

Throw away two paragraphs first

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Why did the first emperor have no offspring all his life?

Ying Zheng: Why don't you marry me?

Female protagonist: It is said in the history books that you have no descendants in your life, we must respect history

Ying Zheng: Tell the truth!

Female lead: Nima won’t marry you. I want to be Lord Wu’an of the Great Qin Dynasty, with a face of three thousand. I can bully as many women as I want, and bully as many men as I want. As long as the general is happy, I don’t care. Even BLBGGL can play casually... Not only do you have to be honest and obedient to marry you, but you also have to obey the rules when you die. Even my great-aunt and great-grandmother, the Empress Dowager Xuan, who imitated my general, couldn't learn it. What a disadvantage!

Why does Qin Shiling need so many terracotta warriors?

Hostess: Do you control it manually?Get so many terracotta warriors and horses in the grave?

Ying Zheng: No, I just think in case we fight underground. .I can't bear to fight back; but I can't bear to be hit by you if I don't fight back, so...

Hostess: Hehe...it seems that if you fight back, you will definitely win the fight. . .Son, remember how much I accompanied your father, and doubled for your mother... If my mother loses the fight, I will come to you at night

? ? : Mom and Dad don't make trouble