[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Although Ying Zheng felt that the "tea eggs" that Hu Hai mentioned was quite unreliable, but he looked cute, beautiful and cute, and most importantly, he looked like his own son, crying and coquettishly saying in his arms, "Dear! Dad", "Love Dad", "Just let the child play", "I'm your own son, I didn't pick it up from the garbage dump at the entrance of Xianyang Palace", Ying Zheng felt that his tough emperor My heart is about to be so cute that it turns into a puddle of spring water.

It’s Zhao Gao... When Zhao Gao heard Hu Hai talk about the “garbage dump at the gate of Xianyang Palace”, he knelt on the ground and kowtowed a few more times. They are all excellent, there is absolutely no building within 500 meters, and there is no possibility of a garbage dump" and so on.

"Okay, okay, since you insist on giving it a try, then try it. Don't cry if it fails." Ying Zheng ignored Zhao Gao, who was stupid to death, and suppressed his enthusiasm, pretending to be Looking at Hu Hai with a serious expression.

Resolute!kill!Can't admit it either!The reason why the widow agrees is because Mengmengda's youngest son said that in order to be filial to his father, he has to make something for his father himself.

personally!For this "hands-on", Ying Zheng decided that as long as the food made by Hu Hai is not poisonous and within the scope of human consumption, no matter how unpalatable it is, he must eat it all. He saw Fusu kneeling below him.

Forget it, Fusu is too young, and children have poor stomachs, so it's not good if something goes wrong after eating.

Ying Zheng's eyes wandered again, and he turned his attention to the fourth person in the field.

Master Zhao, the time has come to test your loyalty.Anyway, Xia Wuqiu was already waiting outside.

After solving the problem of possible food poisoning later, Yingzheng began to expect Hu Hai to be filial to himself, and make "tea eggs" for himself, but... Hu Hai's so-called "hands-on" is different from what ordinary people call "hands-on" So a little difference?Or maybe I have been a king for too long and have been away from the lives of ordinary people for too long, so I can't correctly understand the meaning of "hands-on"?

"Hu Hai, what do you mean by kissing yourself?" Ying Zheng asked with his eyelids twitching as he looked at Hu Hai.

"Yes, do it yourself..." Without feeling the murderous intent in Ying Zheng's words, Hu Hai continued to do it himself, directing Zhao Gao to handle the eggs.

You said that Hu Hai really has to cook for himself?Don't be kidding, although he has a father from New Oriental, under the protection of "students put their studies first", he hasn't even touched a spatula in the past 18 years. How can he cook tea eggs? s things?He just watched his mother cook it, and then went out to eat delicious food. He would try his best to find out how to make it, and then... let his mother learn how to cook it for himself, so he memorized many recipes.

In a word, theoretical knowledge is very rich, practical experience... believe it or not, he can set the house on fire in minutes?

Of course, Hu Ke didn't help at all.At least counting the heads of the people present, and then adding a few eggs to the boiling tea, he can still do this kind of thing.

But to be honest, as long as the condiments in the tea soup are complete and the portion is not too weird, basically as long as it is a normal human being, it will not cook tea eggs that taste too bad.

In the process of cooking eggs, Hu Hai discovered a strange thing about Zhao Gao.

Everyone knows that when cooking tea eggs, you need to crack the eggshells of boiled eggs, and then put them into the tea soup to taste.And every time Zhao Gao knocked the eggs, there would be a strange look in his eyes. After careful observation, Hu Hai found that Zhao Gao started knocking at the same place every time he knocked the eggs, and the number and force of the knocking were also the same.If the eggshell is accidentally knocked off when knocking the eggshell, Zhao Gao will forcefully put the eggshell back on the egg. If the eggshell really cannot be put together, he will drop a very Annoyed look.

If you observe carefully, you can see that it's not just about cracking eggs, every time Zhao Gao puts something back after using it, it's neatly placed and wiped clean, as if it hadn't been used.

Of course, you can also say that Qin has strict rules, but even things that roll around like eggs must be placed in one direction. If you accidentally roll your head, you will be severely punished by Zhao Gao immediately. It would be too strange to catch it back to its original place.

So, here comes the question...

"Zhao Gao, you were born at the end of October or early November, right?" Hu Hai actually didn't need to know Zhao Gao's answer, he knew he had guessed right just by seeing the surprised look on his face because of his words.

The people of Qin naturally have the Qin calendar, and the Qin calendar uses October of the summer calendar as the first month, and October of the Qin calendar is the seventh month of the summer calendar.If there is no leap month in a year, the Gregorian calendar and the lunar calendar are almost one month apart. The seventh month of the lunar calendar is the August of the Gregorian calendar. Zhao Gao is a Virgo-obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Hu Hai is not a virgin black on the Internet in later generations. For this new discovery, he just compared the characteristics of the constellations with Zhao Gao's previous behavior.Careful and considerate, conscientious in doing things, conscientious and meticulous in everything, Zhao Gao has all the advantages of these Virgos.Virgo and Scorpio are two very compatible zodiac signs. It's no wonder that he rose from an inner court eunuch all the way to an official, and finally became Yingzheng's confidant.

Of course, this is all original history.This time, Zhao Gao was not so lucky. He was able to hold such an official position as the "CRRC Fuling" that non-confidants cannot hold, and he would become the teacher of the future Qin II.

Well, if he can't stop Zhao Gao's success, then he will have to sacrifice his face and act cute with Ying Zheng. If he really can't get Zhao Gao to be his teacher, then Ying Zheng won't let Zhao Gao teach the future Qin Now that the Second Emperor has passed, Zhao Gao's idea of ​​using Qin Ershi to make a fortune and rise can just be stopped.

The most important thing is that Zhao Gao himself is also a very rare talent. He is proficient in the laws of the Qin State and has extraordinary calligraphy attainments. His chariot skills are exquisite, and he is proficient in bow and sword weapons. His martial arts are extraordinary, and he can be called both civil and military.

For such an awesome character, if it weren't for the bad things that happened after the death of the first emperor, I would have taken advantage of learning from him.

"Old Zhao, old Zhao, since we are all descendants of the Ying family, in order to keep your evening festival, I will forcefully sacrifice myself." Hu Hai secretly made up his mind, and looked at Zhao Gao with a smile , the beautiful eyes are shining brightly, emitting an indescribable strange light.

If we had to find an appropriate description for this kind of look, we would generally say that it is like "a wolf sees embarrassment", "a bastard sees a mung bean", "a snake sees a mouse", "a Japanese devil sees a flower girl". There was a chill in Gao's heart, and he always had the urge to burst into tears.

Hu Hai was thinking about it wishfully, but he never imagined that his casual and carefree personality, coupled with a teacher with late stage obsessive-compulsive disorder, would have something tragic happen.Either because of the strictness of the master, the apprentice became rebellious at heart, and finally became a playboy, or the master was driven crazy by the apprentice's jokes, and his morality declined sharply, and finally embarked on a dark road against humanity.

Just thinking about this scene...it's so emotional, the trust between people is completely gone.

Wishful thinking settled Zhao Gao's affairs, Hu Hai turned his eyes to the side, his waist was straight, his face was tense, Fusu looked like a good boy from a good family.Compared with Fusu who didn't play tricks, got the throne properly, but ended up taking the throne out of hand, Hu Hai felt that he not only didn't do it, but also did it. It's simply Ying Zheng's caring little padded jacket—even though he knew that Ying Zheng would make many historical mistakes in the future, Hu Hai didn't intend to speak out against Ying Zheng and play head-to-head persuasion with Ying Zheng.Either go round and round to persuade Yingzheng, or wait for decades until he takes power again.

Probably because Hu Hai looked at Fu Su too enthusiastically, Fu Su finally couldn't bear the pressure and said, "Hu Hai, what's wrong with you? Why are you looking at Big Brother like that?"

"Because you look good, big brother, so I'll take a second look." Hu Hai said casually.

Hu Hai said this purely because he was used to being glib and joking with his friends on the Internet and at school, and Hu Hai, who was used to it, took his brother as a little friend and molested him by the way.But Fusu is not a well-tested young friend of the 21st century, he is just a pure young gentleman in the second century BC. Dao, he is even more upright and polite. It is the first time in his life to hear such a straightforward compliment.Hearing this, Fusu's handsome face turned red, and he lowered his head heavily, almost falling to the floor, hesitated for a long time before saying: "Hu Hai is also pretty."

"Yeah...we are all good-looking, Hu Hai and the eldest brother are both good-looking..." After Hu Hai finished speaking, he immediately felt that something was wrong. He glanced up and saw someone's face with a slightly blue face, and immediately said again : "Both Hu Hai and the elder brother are so good-looking, it's not because the father is good-looking, the father is the most beautiful." Hu Hai said, stretched out his hand to pull Fusu's sleeve, and motioned him to take a picture of Ying Zheng with his eyes. sycophant.

But who is Fusu?A gentleman among people, he can't do this kind of flattery anymore, he is young and thin-skinned, and when he blushes again and again, he can only choke out a sentence, "Father is the king of the Great Qin, naturally he has a beautiful appearance, no one can be compared, among people Dragon."

Compared to Fusu's shyness, Hu Hai didn't have much moral integrity, he threw himself into Ying Zheng's arms, and immediately said "Dear Dad", "Love Dad", "Hu Hai likes you the most", "Thank you for making me so Looks good", coaxed Ying Zheng to smile so much that he almost couldn't hold Hu Hai in his arms and call him "good boy".

There is no way, compared with Fusu who is only three or four points like Ying Zheng, and whose personality and appearance are more like his mother, Hu Hai looks like Ying Zheng by eight or nine points, except for a pair of star eyes. , the facial features are softer and more beautiful, and the appearance is more neutral. It's just because Hu Hai is always smiling, and Ying Zheng's expression is mostly absent. It's hard to connect the two.

So if anyone has met Ying Zheng's mother, Zhao Ji, they will definitely feel that Hu Hai's appearance does not look like his parents, but he is seven or eight points similar to his grandmother Zhao Ji.In fact, this is really just a big misunderstanding - it's not that Hu Hai looks like his grandmother Zhao Ji, it's just because Ying Zheng looks like his biological mother Zhao Ji, and Hu Hai just looks like Ying Zheng.

If you think about it with your toes, if Ying Zheng looked like his father, would he still be born eighth?Without DNA verification, that face is the evidence.