[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Fusu never imagined that things would turn out like this, it was just a very common skipping class, and then very common complaining about the teacher... The eighteenth brother did a lot of things when he was young, and he often took Rong Lu and the others to escape together. , why did it end up like this?

Fu Su shook his aching head, looked at Ying Zheng who was sitting at the top, who had been silent since he heard his report, and asked cautiously, "Father, the eighteenth brother is young and angry. Sheng, you don't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth, so don't be angry."

The father's silent appearance is so scary, and only the little pig thinks that the father is not scary, the father is cute, the father... the father who is not afraid of being angry and cursing, just sits there quietly, what? I didn't say anything to put air-conditioning on you.How does the folk saying go?It can bark...then it doesn't bite.

"Hmm..." Ying Zheng glanced at Fu Su casually, and said, "I'm not angry, I just feel..."

Why does the widow's little pig always hit the widow's cute spot so much?Ying Zheng thought very seriously. At the beginning, he asked Hu Hai to learn "Zhou Li", just because the "emperor" and "Shihuang" that Hu Hai said were very suitable to his appetite, so he just wanted Hu Hai to learn "Zhou Li". Go to study "Zhou Li" for a few days, and then take advantage of the opportunity to stuff him into the Great Court Etiquette Agency composed of the Taimiao, Taizhu, Taibu and Doctoral Palace led by Taishiling, so that Hu Hai, this close-fitting little skin, can be When I think of some more intimate new dynasty etiquette, I can be more justifiable-the people under my command are too narrow-minded, and I can't think of new tricks to make dragon farts at all, and I always let the widows figure out how to make dragon farts themselves , is this bad?

Didn't expect Hu Hai to give him such a big surprise?Are you from Qin or Zhou?You eat the food grown by the people of Great Qin, and wear the clothes made by the people of Great Qin. Every needle and thread in your house is the fat and oil of the people of Great Qin. It was bestowed upon you by the king of Qin. How dare you say that you are not from Qin?If you are not from Qin, who will let you take advantage of it for nothing?Since he is from Qin, he should learn the etiquette of my Great Qin, who cares about "Zhou Li"?

Well said, really well said, why didn't the widow think of it?Although the words are a bit rough, it is enough if the reasoning is not rough. Compiling "Qin Li" is really a good idea.

"Zhao Gao, go and ask Hu Hai to come over later and have dinner together." Ying Zheng bowed his head and ordered Zhao Gao, watched Zhao Gao go out, then looked at Fu Su and said, "Fu Su is here too. Let's have a meal, you haven't had a meal with your father for a long time."

"Here!" Fusu said with some joy in his voice.

Ying Zheng nodded, and asked Fu Su a few questions in detail about the debate between Hu Hai and Chun Yuyue this morning. Although he had heard it several times, he still felt very refreshed every time he listened to it again. very happy.

After a while, Zhao Gao came back, and after saluting beside Ying Zheng, he said with a bitter face, "Your Majesty, the young master said that the homework you assigned has not been finished yet, and he is busy. He has to study hard and has no time." Accompany you to dinner, let you find a new love."

Ying Zheng listened for a while, shook his head with a broken smile, turned to look at Fu Su and said, "Look at your brother, this brat, he still holds a grudge."

"Father, maybe the eighteenth brother is just..." Fusu opened his mouth to say something nice for Hu Hai, but was stopped by Ying Zheng.

"Don't speak well of him, that brat should be taught a lesson." Ying Zheng shook his head with a sneer, and looked at Zhao Gao murderously.

You must teach the bear child a lesson, you bear is not a bird, do you think you can grow wings and fly away?Assign some homework, lose your temper, and find a new love?You do this, your father... Well, he did this, it was really his father's favor.

If the widow doesn't teach you today, you don't know how cruel King Qin, no, Qin Shihuang is!

Although he was not the direct successor of Ying Zheng who was full of murderous aura, Fusu couldn't help feeling numb the moment his eyes touched Ying Zheng's expression. I didn't intend to intercede with Hu Hai, but after thinking about it, I mustered up my courage and said, "Father, don't be angry with the eighteenth brother, the eighteenth brother is just a..."

Before he could say the word "children", Fusu heard Ying Zheng say angrily, "The widow's order is that today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, the young master will only be given boiled wild vegetables and millet rice, snacks, fruit and milk. Take it for him, and don't give him anything else to eat."

"Uh... Father, you..." Should I say that you are cruel?Or should I say you're funny?

Fusu's face was aching, and he silently turned his head aside, thinking wildly in his heart, I don't know this father and son, I don't know this father and son, I really really don't know this father and son!

According to the records in "Zhou Rituals", the ancients should eat meals as "a banquet is called a feast, and a banquet is called a banquet", that is, people spread mats on the ground, put tables on them, five seats for the emperor, and two seats for the doctor; at the same time, according to " The record in "Zhou Rituals" "You can eat with your right hand", which proves that people in this era eat directly with their hands. Chopsticks, a very distinctive eating tool invented by the ancient working people, are currently only used to divide meals, not to use them. Came for dinner.

So Fusu and Yingzheng eat in the same way, one table for one person, one table for one seat, Yingzheng sits on top, and Fusu sits on the bottom.

Fusu looked at the food on his table, and strictly controlled the "Zhou Ritual", not only did he not even have a pair of chopsticks, but the taste was still the same... unpalatable.He raised his head and looked at Ying Zheng's table. Even if the dishes were richer than his own, they were all fresh dishes invented in recent years, especially the boiled fish fillets in the middle, with red dogwood and peppercorns floating on the soup , It looks very delicious at first glance.

If you haven't tasted the iron pot in recent years, the imperial chef in the palace will accept the fate of the delicacy researched according to the method provided by Hu Hai.But after eating such a delicious meal, eating this kind of etiquette meal again, the taste is not ordinary.

Ying Zheng raised his head and glanced at Fusu. Seeing the sad face of the eldest son, he was in a good mood, and said again, "When you eat hot pot at night, Fusu, remember to come and have dinner with me."

Fusu's ears pricked up and his eyes brightened instantly when he heard the word "hot pot", Yingzheng added slowly, "According to "Zhou Li", you can only eat with your hands. "

"Ah? Father, are you kidding me?" Fusu, who has always been as gentle as jade, gentle and refined, gentle and honest, who combines "gentleness, courtesy and thrift", finally cracked his face because he couldn't hold back.

"Ah ha ha ha ha!" Ying Zheng pointed at Fu Su and laughed loudly. While laughing, he patted the table and said out of breath, "The widow... the widow just gave up Zhao Gao... to Chunyu... Yue, sent a...a table...hot pot. In addition, ordered someone to tell him, 'You don't waste your hands when you eat together. Don't cook the rice. Don't put the rice away'."

The so-called "don't polish your hands when you eat together. Don't knead the rice. Don't put the rice away" is the etiquette when eating with others recorded in the "Book of Rites·Qu Li" in the Five Classics of Confucianism—meaning that when eating with others, don't rub your hands , Do not knead the rice into balls, and do not put the rice back into the original container.

Of course, this is not the point. To put it bluntly, this is Ying Zheng reminding Chunyu Yue, remember that you Confucians eat with your hands.

"Father, you are really..." Fusu couldn't help laughing and crying. In the morning, Chunyu Yue said that Hu Hai "has only the shape of a king, but not the spirit of a king". At noon, Yingzheng told everyone with practical actions. In fact, the widow also uses cute methods to punish people, not just looking at you with a ferocious face, and helping Hu Hai to slap you back in the face without sleeping all night.

Fusu was still about to say something, when he heard footsteps of "dengdengdeng" coming from outside, and then the door was pulled open, and sunlight came in from the doorway.

Fusu looked up, and saw Hu Hai standing against the light in the room full of sunlight, a slender figure set off by a black robe, a pair of eyes shining like stars, and a faint smile on his handsome face, sweet and brilliant .The whole person standing there is full of brilliance, even the sun can't take away his limelight.

"Father..." Hu Hai didn't ask anyone to notify him, and he didn't salute. He just barged in, and ran to Ying Zheng's hand in his socks. His dark eyes rolled around the table, and he was suddenly surprised. shouted: "Wow! It's all children's favorite food! Father Wang is the best!"

When Hu Hai didn't say anything, Fu Su hadn't noticed anything yet.As soon as Hu Hai said, Fu Su suddenly discovered that none of the meals placed in front of Ying Zheng was Ying Zheng's favorite, even the staple food... Ying Zheng loved corn rice, but Hu Hai hated corn rice. My favorite food is rice. Occasionally, I can allow a few steamed buns on the table. At most, I can eat a fresh one for one meal, and I will never eat it for the second meal.

No wonder the father didn't say "eating" after the food was served. It turned out that he was waiting for Hu Hai. The father figured out that Hu Hai didn't like vegetables and millet rice, so he would definitely come to find him.

Fusu lowered his eyes, feeling a little sore in his heart.

Ignoring Fusu's sourness, the two father and son sitting at the top were already getting tired of it, followed by "Didn't you say you are busy studying? Aren't you coming to eat?", "How can studying be as important as the father? Compared with the father, All saints are scumbags! The sky is big and the earth is big, of course the father is the biggest... Well, the father feeds a piece of chicken to the child", "Hmph! Such a big man, why do you still need the father to feed him? Shameless and shameless ", "My baby's hand hurts, if you don't believe me, look at my father", "Then my father will show you", "Eat the leg to make up your leg, my father will give me the duck leg first and then eat it" and other nonsense. .

Eat, eat, eat!Chubby!Burn burn burn!Short and short!

Fusu unconsciously grasped the rice in the basin with his hands. Just when he was full of emotions and depressed, he suddenly heard Hu Hai's voice next to his ear, "Why are you sitting so far away? Come up and eat together. Anyway, the father's picture The table is big enough, and there are enough meals here."

Fusu was overjoyed, then raised his head and looked at Ying Zheng who was sitting in the middle.

Ying Zheng blinked his eyes, smiled suddenly, pointed to Hu Hai on his right and said, "There's a brat sitting here..." Then he ignored Hu Hai's voice of "non-compliance", pointed to his empty left hand and said, "Stupid!" The child is coming up soon."

"Here!" Mimi replied with a smile on the silly boy.

You said in the "Zhou Li" that you can't do this?Then let Zhou Gongdan die!This son is from Qin, so of course he must abide by Qin etiquette!