I cultivate immortality only by mouth

Fei Bang went to the teacher's dormitory to find the housekeeper's aunt to get the key to Teacher He's room, while Shi Zili called the school hospital and asked for on-site emergency services.To say that the efficiency of the school hospital is really high, before the two of them arrived at the teacher's dormitory, they saw the ambulance coming with its red and blue lights flashing from a distance.

As soon as the driver stepped on the accelerator, the car grew four legs and went straight up the stairs. When they reached the [-]th floor, they used the front of the car to open the door without using the key.Two young nurses with white masks and delicate features came down, carried Teacher He onto the stretcher, closed the car door, put on the oxygen mask, put on adrenaline, and there was a special person squatting beside the hospital bed, encouraging him not to give up life. hope.

The ambulance squeaked and drove off again.

Shi Zili couldn't help sighing: "The era of market economy."

It costs money to send an ambulance, and it is very expensive, and it is not cheap to see a doctor in the school hospital.Because the monks are not troubled by birth, old age, sickness and death, fighting and fighting are also prohibited in Penglai school regulations. The school hospital does not open once in 80 years. Finally, there is a place for it to be used. There is still a big list of dispatching ambulances. The doctors and nurses are all excited.

He looked at the student card fee reminder text message received on his mobile phone, and kicked Bai Zhao next to him: "Repay the money, you see, there is only a little left in my balance."

Bai Zhao wondered and asked, "Before the fee was deducted, it was only a little bit?"

"..." Shi Zili felt a pain in his heart, just as he was about to say a few words to him, he felt a cold murderous aura coming, raised his head, and said happily, "I'm looking for you."

He Yiling exploded with anger, and she was furious to describe human beings being angry, while her feathers were all puffed up, wishing she could peck Bai Zhao's eyes blindly: "What does Shangxian mean by destroying my Penglai gift and hurting my Penglai teacher? A mere Body Tempering Dzogchen cultivation base, do I really think there is no one in Penglai?"

When Shi Zili first met Bai Zhao ten years ago, he had a mid-stage body tempering cultivation, and now he has entered the realm of Dzogchen.

Bai Zhao didn't want to pay attention at first, thinking that she was a lady anyway, and she had to display some gentlemanly qualities, so she responded casually: "Oh."

He Yiling scolded him several times with harsh words, it was neither painful nor itchy, and when he got so angry, he really flapped his wings and yelled at the person's face, but it was still not painful.Although she has a mid-stage Body Tempering cultivation, she hasn't condensed into a Dao Rhyme. Bai Zhao ate twice without avoiding it, without blinking.

Shi Zili was so worried that he stood up, fearing that Teacher He would be angry again, but fortunately the principal came right away to comfort He Yiling and go to the hospital to guard Teacher Hexie.He looked at Bai Zhao, smiling, not angry at all: "Shangxian doesn't know something, Mr. He who was injured by you should have taken two students and escorted him back to Maoshan, but now he is in the hospital. If there are thousands of thoughts, they will be delayed."

This is not a lady, so Bai Zhao ignored her and didn't raise her eyelids.

The headmaster didn't care, and said with a smile: "Although I have many teachers in Penglai, I don't have many friends with Maoshan's department. I didn't find a suitable candidate. But I heard that Shangxian and Maoshan have some connections."

Bai Zhao suddenly looked up at him, startled and angry, and said with a sneer, "You are quite well informed."

Shi Zili recalled, listened to his words, Bai Zhao had a feud with Mao Shan, no wonder, he remembered that Bai Zhao didn't eat the grain, so why did he suddenly have a big appetite, and he ate the food that Penglai had prepared for Mao Shan Gift.

——However, this way of revenge is too naive, Shangxian, are you a Geng this year?Shi Zili thought maliciously, could it be that in kindergarten, Bai Zhao asked someone from Maoshan to grab the lollipop?

The headmaster said: "What kind of cause is planted, what kind of fruit is produced, I have to bother the gods and go to Maoshan for a walk."

Bai Zhao jumped up and was about to turn his face, but in the blink of an eye, he was lying on the ground, dripping with cold sweat, trembling uncontrollably, his clothes were bulging at the back of his hips, and a long yellow and white tail emerged.

Shi Zili: "???" He has never seen Bai Zhao make a move. Could it be that this is the unique method of the Baihu clan's move?

The headmaster had no expression on his face, and his smile remained undiminished: "Depart on time at 09:30." He turned his head and left.

He had gone so far that he couldn't see anyone, Bai Zhao got up tremblingly, stuffed his tail into his robe, his lips were purple: "Good, so strong!" Seeing Shi Zili standing upright unaffected, he said depressedly, "What are you doing, principal?" backing?"

If it's just because of his imposing manner, it's all for him to be able to send and receive freely. In just a short moment, he was so scared that he half-revealed his original shape, and he didn't even affect the gravel next to him.He thought about it over and over again, but still found it inconceivable: "The immortals who have really crossed the calamity should all ascend, how strong are Sanxians?"

Shi Zili and other young people, not to mention immortals and loose immortals, the highest cultivation level he has ever seen is Wujia Great Immortal, so it is inconvenient to make rash evaluations, so he comforted: "Anyway, there are a lot of fish and shrimps in Maoshan." Can you eat to your heart's content?

Deep down in his heart, he felt quite happy, he deserved it, he didn't teach him a lesson, he really treated Penglai as his back garden, he could bully him however he wanted?

Bai Zhao was hit by this, until he set off, he was in a daze, asked to walk, told to sit down.He crashed so badly that Fei Bang was very vulnerable, and he could bear it on the first day, but it was still the same on the third day, and he couldn't help asking: "Is there any help?"

"Yes, but the consequences may be very serious." Shi Zili clasped his hands and said, "It would be nice to say this again." Be content, the stupid Bai Zhao is much cuter than when he is sober, otherwise this person gets sick again, which of them Can't stop it.

He enjoyed this kind of travel time very much. Although Bai Zhao was stupid, he still had the aura around him. He was followed by a powerful man in the body tempering period. The monsters would avoid him one after another and dare not disturb him. However, Fei Bang repeatedly begged him.

Shi Zili couldn't twist him, so he had to say: "Okay." He drew two strokes on the page of Qiankun Book, reached into it, took out a dried fish, and threw it into the distance, "My dear, go and pick it up! "

He held the pages of the Qiankun book in his left hand, and Xiumo's old pen in his right hand, and waited for Bai Zhao to turn his face and beat him up and quickly hide in it, but he saw Bai Zhao really hurried to pick it up, came back with dried fish in his mouth, and put it in his palm.

Shi Zili also panicked, pinching the dried fish and not knowing what to do, he threw it away, watching Bai Zhao bouncing around to pick it up, taking advantage of this gap, he said blankly: "Is it true or not?"

He still thought that this move would make Bai Zhao so angry that he came to his senses, and Shi Zili finally realized Fei Bangfang's extreme feelings: "When the principal gave him a blow, did he take his brain off?"

Fei Bang's legs were weak: "We, shall we go back? We've only been out for three or four days. Pull it back to see if it can be saved?"

Shi Zili had a flash of inspiration, looked at Bai Zhao who came back with dried fish, and asked through voice transmission, "How much hatred do you have with Maoshan?" He would rather pretend to be crazy than go.This person was afraid that he was just trying to scare the two of them into a loss and go back home.

"..." Bai Zhao spit out the dried fish in one gulp, and said, "I don't care, I won't go to Maoshan." He didn't dare to quarrel with the headmaster. He would have an instinctive fear of an enemy who was too powerful, and the headmaster had reason to let him go. He made up for it to Maoshan, he dared not refuse, so he thought of this crooked trick.

Although Bai Zhao is only in the body tempering stage, he has awakened the blood of the divine beast, which is much more valuable than ordinary body tempering stage monks. He is very hopeful that he will become an immortal against the sky in the Dharma-ending era, which is of great significance to the entire cultivation world.He is going to become demented in Penglai. It is no exaggeration to say that a world war in the cultivation world is about to break out, and West Kunlun can fight Penglai desperately.

If he is really in a bad state, Shi Zili and Fei Bang will never have the guts to continue to move forward, and he will definitely go back to Penglai for help.

Shi Zili smiled and said: "Shangxian, it doesn't count if you say it, and I don't count it if I say it. This is what the principal means." His heart moved, "How do you know that Penglai prepared Maoshan's return gift?"

Seeing Bai Zhao's carefree temper, he shouldn't be so well informed.Even Shi Zili didn't know how to return the gift, so he put it in Teacher He's dormitory. Bai Zhao, an outsider, didn't know the distribution of Penglai buildings, so he could just touch it?Found it by the fishy smell?

Bai Zhao was dejected: "The old tortoise said it unintentionally, so I was so happy to add trouble to Maoshan."

Shi Zili twitched his eyelashes, and the Great Immortal Wujia coaxed him to go to Maoshan in the name of an old friend, tried to restrain Feng Yu from following him, and then turned a corner and appointed Bai Zhao to follow.Immortal Wujia and the old principal were close friends, and he thought it was strange that the principal's attitude was so firm and tough.

The two old men played a big game of chess, he saw every move, but he couldn't guess what they were planning.

Shi Zili didn't tell Bai Zhao anything, just coaxed him to go south with good words.

Bai Zhao walked more and more slowly. Seeing that he had reached Maoshan in half a day's journey, he was so angry that he wanted to strike: "I'm just playing around Zhenjiang. After you finish your work, go down the mountain to find me."

Fei Bang looked at Shi Zili. Along the way, he felt that the teacher who led the team was more terrifying than the magic cultivator, and he wanted to break up the team a long time ago.

It's a pity that Shi Zili didn't seem to see his non-stop winking, and took out his mobile phone: "The principal asked us to go to Maoshan, and video chat with him, if we can't see you..."

The fuck is still here to check the post.Bai Zhaochuli became angry, coughed, spat out a lot of small fish, shrimps and crabs, and said angrily: "Give it back to you, give it all back to you! It's so hard to eat something from your Penglai! I don't owe you anything !" Wipe off Lao Tzu's saliva, and give it to those bastards in Maoshan to eat!

Shi Zili glanced at it with lowered eyes, and said with great regret: "This is not what you ate back then."

He just said that earlier, Bai Zhao had to take a long detour to play his temper, and walked along the Yangtze River for several days. He used to secretly go down to the river in the middle of the night to catch fish, catch shrimps and crabs, and stuff them in his stomach. .

Bai Zhao turned to the gallbladder and said viciously: "Shit! This is what I ate that day. I haven't eaten for a long time, and I can't digest it at all. It has been stored for so many days. Look, they are still alive! What do you say? Aren't they?" Well, anyway, this little stone must have never seen the return gift with his own eyes, so he just relied on it.

Shi Zili calmly said: "Penglai prepares all seafood. You are all river fish and shrimp. You have lived so long. Can't you tell the difference between sea fish and river fish?" He actually couldn't tell the difference between river fish and river fish. Sea fish, but it is expected that the ones that are touched in the water of the Yangtze River are almost the same.

Bai Zhao: "..." Damn it makes sense QAQ I just can't tell the difference, can't I!