Face Slapping The Slag Gong System

Perhaps it is because it is far away from the Xiao Kingdom, the sky is high and the emperor is far away, and the folk customs are quite open. Qin Mu only stopped in front of the Drunken Grass Building for a few seconds, and a sharp-eyed young lady came up to him in a showy manner, helping him from left to right. It grabbed Qin Mu's arm.

"My lord, what are you doing standing at the door, please come inside."

"The young masters are all waiting inside, you can choose whatever you want."

The two young men laughed so hard that their teeth could not see their eyes. It was rare to see such a handsome man, even if the other party didn't give money, he would still pay.

The pedestrians around were not surprised by this, and they were obviously used to such scenes.

Although the two young men who came out to solicit customers were not amazing, Qin Mu still yearned for the Zuicaolou. After all, the decoration is so luxurious and the facade is so bright, which is several times more luxurious than the previous small mansion.

Qin Mu was not in a hurry to pull a random young lady who could counterattack and roll the sheets. He just thought that he wanted to find an inn to stay in. This drunken grass building is a combination of a restaurant, an inn and a massage room, and he can also admire beauties , is the best choice for him who is in urgent need of relaxation.

Finally, after entering the Drunken Grass Building, Qin Mu fell silent when he saw the young men standing in a row with abstract and weak faces.

The two young men who brought him in were still strongly recommending themselves.

The little waiter A winked at Qin Mu: "Does the young master have a crush on you? If not, what do you think of the servant's house?"

Little Guan B squeezed Little Guan A away, and took Qin Mu's arm affectionately, hesitantly said: "Young Master, don't listen to him, his performance is notoriously poor. If you choose me, Young Master, I will definitely do it." Serve your son well."

Withdrawing his arm from Xiaoguan B, Qin Mu was silent, and said, "I want your top card here."

"It turns out that the young master is here for the young master Baiyun."

Little waiter A slumped his shoulders in frustration, and the row of little waitresses who had been waiting for Qin Mu's fortune all had more abstract expressions of loss and melancholy flashing across their abstract faces.

Hearing this familiar title, Qin Mu's eyebrows twitched fiercely. Could it be the person he thought of?

At this moment, the bustard from the Drunken Grass House broke through the crowd and came over. When he saw Qin Mu, his eyes lit up, "Is the young master new here? Is there a young master you like?"

Xiao Guan B said in a low tone: "This master calls for Mr. Baiyun to accompany him for a drink."

"That's good." The old bustard smiled brightly, "Although Mr. Baiyun is the number one in our Drunken Grass House, he has a very high vision, and ordinary guests can't catch his eyes, but the young master is so outstanding. If it's for drinking or sleeping with you, I think Mr. Baiyun is also willing."

Qin Mu twitched the corner of his mouth perfunctorily, "What about others?"

The old bustard: "Young Master Baiyun's appearance fee is very high. If it is calculated in one hour, how many hours will the young master pay for Young Master Baiyun?"

Qin Mu took out an ingot of gold from his bosom, "Is that enough?" This ingot of gold was left over from the bag of silver that Gu Qin gave him.

"Enough is enough." Snatching the ingot of gold from Qin Mu's hand, the bustard put it on his mouth and bit it to confirm the authenticity, then he wiped the saliva on it with his sleeve, "My lord, please follow me Come."

Then, under the sad eyes of everyone, Qin Mu followed the bustard to the door of the innermost wing room on the second floor.

"Mr. Baiyun is inside." The old bustard smiled ambiguously, and pushed Qin Mu's shoulder with his shoulder, "Young master, you should be more compassionate and cherish the jade, don't be too aggressive, the sound insulation here is not very good."

"..."

The bustard covered her mouth and smiled shyly, then walked downstairs three steps at a time.

This situation is very similar to the situation when they first met Bai Ruyun in the Xiaoguan Pavilion.Qin Mu was silent, and knocked lightly on the door, and a soft and pleasant male voice came from inside the door: "Come in."

this voice...

It's a real life where we don't meet.

Qin Mu smiled, pushed the door open and walked in. Through the hazy white curtain, the man reclined on the bed turned his back to him in a provocative gesture, "Is this the first time you have come to this kind of place, sir?"

Qin Mu said with a smile: "The second time."

The slightly hoarse sound was so familiar that Bai Ruyun couldn't help but turn his head when it reached his ears.

When he saw Qin Mu's face clearly, Bai Ruyun's eyes widened in astonishment, then he covered his face with a quilt in panic, and said sharply, "Ghost!"

As soon as he uttered these two words, before they had time to spread, Qin Mu flew over with lightning speed and covered Bai Ruyun's mouth, "Don't scream, I'm not dead."

Bai Ruyun blinked, and said vaguely: "Um...you are Qin Mu?"

"Ah."

Qin Mu let go of his hand.

Bai Ruyun lifted the quilt, sat up quickly, and looked at Qin Mu with teary eyes, "Qin Mu, it's great that you didn't die, do you know how much I miss you, I've been missing you day and night I wash my face with tears at night, I don’t think about food and tea, my mind is full of your body..."

Qin Mu: "Stop."

Bai Ruyun choked, and continued to stare at Qin Mu with teary eyes and affection, "Since you are not dead, why didn't you come to me?"

After getting up and going to a table beside him, Qin Mu poured himself a cup of tea slowly, "Aren't you happy living alone now?"

Bai Ruyun followed Qin Mu and sat down, "I can't help it, life without you is too boring, I always have to find fun for myself."

Putting the tea to his mouth, Qin Mu leisurely took a sip, and asked with a smile: "Have you found the Xiao Gong you like?"

"No." Speaking of this, Bai Ruyun looked gloomy, "I've been here for half a year, I didn't expect the quality of the guests in the Drunken Grass House to be worse than that in the Xiaowan's House, it's really crazy."

He changed the subject, looked at Qin Mu with affection on his face, and touched the back of Qin Mu's hand suggestively with his slender fingers, "It's better for you, little Mu Mu, I'm still willing to turn the pain over for you." of."

Qin Mu raised the corner of his lips, "No need."

"what happened?"

Qin Mu made an excuse casually: "I already have someone in mind."

"..."

Qin Mu: "So, I'm sorry."

Bai Ruyun looked bewildered, and slowly closed his eyes, "It's God's will, you and I were such a match made in heaven, but now I'm still alone, and you have already formed a new love."

If he didn't know that Bai Ruyun's liking for him was not enough to love him, and seeing Bai Ruyun's frustrated appearance of being trapped by love, Qin Mu would really think that Bai Ruyun had a deep affection for him.

Qin Mu smiled, changed the subject and said: "By the way, you are not staying in the Xiaoguan Pavilion, why did you come here?"

"My father thinks I'm a broken sleeve, he's ashamed of him, and sent me here directly."

Qin Mu knew the situation in the palace.

The empress was sent to the cold palace, it is not known whether the prime minister's mansion will be implicated, there are too many variables in the future, the old prime minister sent Bai Ruyun here for his own good.

But it's good that Bai Ruyun can always be so heartless and carefree.

"By the way, aren't you dead? Why are you alive again?"

Bai Ruyun's slightly incomprehensible words came to his ears, and Qin Mu said casually: "Actually, I'm not dead, this is just a scene I played together with Xiao Cheng, in order to deceive my original master Gu Qin, To be free again."

Bai Ruyun suddenly realized, "So that's how it is." Then he complained: "Why didn't you say hello to me in advance, do you know that your fake death has made me cry so many men."

Tears are shed a lot, but a drop is useless.

"Okay, let's not talk about this." After pouring a cup of tea for Bai Ruyun, Qin Mu asked, "What are you going to do in the future?"

"Until I find my true destiny Xiao Gong, I'll stay here in this Zui Cao Lou." After finishing speaking, Bai Ruyun approached Qin Mu and pointed at himself, "Honestly, you really don't plan to talk to me again." Continuing the front? For you, I can do the attack."

"No need." Qin Mu sighed with a deep expression, "Let the past go with the wind."

Bai Ruyun let out a long sigh and asked, "Then what about you, what are you going to do in the future?"

Qin Mu said solemnly: "Just like you, find a peerless little attack."

"Haha." Bai Ruyun narrowed his eyes with a smile, and patted Qin Mu's shoulder, "If neither of us brothers can find a peerless little attack that fits our eyes, then we can make do with it."

Qin Mu also smiled, "Okay." He thought, the world is so big, he really can't believe that he can't find a top-quality Xiaogong with good looks and figure.

In the blink of an eye, two years have passed, and Qin Mu was slapped in the face.

The world is so big, he really can't find a good-looking little Gong who is the right age.In the past two years, Qin Mu's requirements have dropped again and again, and all kinds of people he met were not even good-looking, and they were more and more abstract, and they couldn't even meet his minimum standard.

How does this allow him to complete the task.

Qin Mu had to wonder if it was the system's secret trick. There was no reason why he couldn't meet a beauty.He tried to summon the system, but the system never responded to him. Qin Mu could only continue to suffer in a world without beauties.

Of course, many things have happened in the past two years. For example, Xiao Cheng successfully ascended the throne and became the new king of the Xiao Kingdom; after Gu Qin left the Xiao Kingdom, he led an army of millions to conquer an unknown small country, and then changed the name of the country to the Qin Kingdom. , Self-proclaimed king.

I thought that there would be a battle between Gu Qin and Xiao Cheng, but after two years, the two countries lived in peace and the people lived and worked in peace and contentment, but Qin Mu couldn't understand the situation.However, whether it is Gu Qin or Xiao Cheng, it has nothing to do with him. As long as Gu Qin is still alive, Qin Mu can continue to do his tasks.

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When the news of Gu Qin's serious illness reached Qin Mu's ears, Qin Mu was drinking with Bai Ruyun.

Two years ago, both of them wished to find a peerless villain. As a result, people in this world had a genetic mutation, and all the beauties disappeared overnight. Qin Mu and Bai Ruyun, brothers and sisters, could only drink to drown their sorrows.

Bai Ruyun didn't give up, and said to Qin Mu: "I really don't mind attacking for you." He and Qin Mu share the same illness, and hugging each other to keep warm is the best.

I thought that I would still be rejected by Qin Mu, but unexpectedly the man thought about it and agreed: "Okay."

There is no way, two years of abstinence is already the limit of Qin Mu, the task is put aside first, and the most important thing is to solve the physiological needs.After seeing so many abstract passers-by, the thin-skinned and tender Bai Ruyun became more and more pleasing to the eye in Qin Mu's eyes. It is estimated that Bai Ruyun had the same idea as him.

Bai Ruyun was taken aback for a moment, and subconsciously pinched himself hard. After confirming that he was not dreaming, he asked incredulously, "You agreed?"

Qin Mu smiled slightly, and was about to respond when he heard a creak, and the door of the next room was opened, followed by the sound of a conversation between two people.

"Have you heard that General Gu Qingu, who ran away from the Xiao Kingdom and made himself king, is seriously ill and will die soon. Do you think the current emperor will take this opportunity to attack the Qin Kingdom?"

"Hey, I don't know. If the two countries really want to fight, then we who are caught in the border area between the two countries will be the first to suffer. I think we should pack our bags quickly and run away early."

As the bustard of Zuicaolou said, the sound insulation here is really bad.

"Qin Mu, do you agree to be with me?"

Bai Ruyun didn't care who was the emperor, he stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Qin Mu's eyes, trying to recall Qin Mu's thoughts.

Qin Mu came back to his senses, "I still have something to do, let's take a step first." Before he finished speaking, he disappeared into the room like a gust of wind.

Sitting in a daze, Bai Ruyun whispered to the air opposite: "Why are you running so fast, I don't want you to promise right away."