romeo and fourier
Chapter 14 Raising a baby is not easy
When Fu Li finished class and was about to go home, he heard the discussion of several students next to him.
"Have you heard? Alex is crazy too!"
"What what? That big big god?! Wasn't he invited by the crew of 'The King of Hegemony' to participate in the regional competition?"
"Yeah! It's a pity that he was selected by the entire Melbourne division. This is miserable."
While a few people were chatting, Fu Li walked by, and one of the girls saw him and stopped him immediately: "Flourier! Did you hear that? Alex is crazy!"
The girl's name is Sunny, and she lives up to her name. She is a very sunny and lively girl. Fu Li formed a team with her last semester, so she is an acquaintance.
Fu Li was silent for a moment, then asked, "Which Alex?"
The name of this rotten street is really embarrassing for him.
The girl was surprised and said: "Don't you know? The master of the engineering school, he independently designed an entire building in Paradise before he graduated! He is as famous as you."
Fu Li shook his head: "I don't know."
Sunny is also used to his prosopagnosia, so he didn't care, and said, "Anyway, he suddenly went crazy last night. He always felt like a mushroom. When it was raining, he stood outside all night, saying he was watering himself. .”
Fu Li: "...Oh."
Sunny looked left and right, and suddenly lowered his voice, "Have you heard of King Contest?"
Fu Li nodded. The show has exploded in popularity in the past two years, and it's hard for him not to know.
King's Hegemony, just like its own name, is to encourage a group of talented people to compete.The content of the competition is very grand, and there are many forms, but the core point is to test the IQ of the contestants. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a special function. The last champion won the last "1 people" This is the third time this year, and the barriers to entry for contestants are getting higher and higher. Gao, the program group is basically a group of non-human beings, and the backstage tidbits are also very interesting.
Sunny said again: "This is a popular program for recruiting players from all over the world. There is only one recommended spot in the Melbourne Division, and it was originally Alex's, but he suddenly went crazy, and this spot became vacant." The little girl moved closer, Whispered, "My friend works part-time in their program group, I heard from him...it seems that the program group intends to contact you!"
Fu Li was a little surprised: "What do you contact me for?"
"What can you do? Participate in the competition, don't you know how popular you are in school? The contestants in Melbourne are selected from the University of Mexico. It's either Alex or you!"
Helplessly, Fu Li looked up at the big clock not far away, shook his head and said, "I'm not interested, I still have some things to do, so I'm leaving first."
Sunny had a look of pity: "Hey, you two are the most interesting in the whole school. If you don't go, we are going to die in Melbourne."
Fu Li didn't say any more to her, just said goodbye and left.He was really in a hurry today, because his precious great-great-grandson was finally going home.
Strange to say, it was too noisy to stay with that guy every day, and suddenly there was no one chattering at home, so I felt a little lonely.
It's not easy to be an empty nester.
Fu Li arrived home early, put on an apron, and prepared to cook a large table of dishes for Luo Ou to clean up the dust. The two of them had been together for three months. He already knew what the idiot liked to eat and what he didn't like. He thought he would see him soon. Seeing that stupid guy wolfing down his meal, he inexplicably felt warm in his heart, cutting the vegetables in his hand, and there was a faint smile on his mouth, and he felt stupid.
Speaking of which... Luo Yuting, that idiot, didn't fall for the first time because he ate a meal he made, right?
Fu Li's hand for chopping vegetables paused, his thoughts drifted a little.
The scene of seeing that person for the first time, he recalled it alone for decades, the scene was so yellow and old that it seemed to be broken at the touch of a touch, but he still couldn't help it, and recalled it over and over again involuntarily.
In fact, there was no special encounter. At that time, the Northeast was in turmoil, and the people were in dire straits. Japan and Tsarist Russia continued to occupy the territory of our country. One, he is still one of the well-known overlords, for no other reason, this guy is not afraid of anything, other bandits are robbing innocent people, but he can organize a group of strong people, openly from the hands of the old Maozi and the little Japanese grab something.Their bandits' dens are like rabbit dens, they can be found everywhere, a group of illiterate vicious gangsters are still loved by the common people, they hid in the common people's houses when they had nowhere to go, and escaped the Russian and Japanese wars many times. country's arrest.
Fu Li was also Fu Tingli in her previous life, that's when she met him.
At that time, he came to revitalize the Northeast with the governor, and one of the important tasks was to wipe out the countless bandit villages in the area.
He and Luo Yuting have been fighting for half a month, many times, and found that this guy is indeed brave and good at fighting, extremely ferocious, but... he doesn't have enough brains.
So instead of confronting him head-on, he resorted to some tricks, and sure enough, the man was arrested within a few days.
"You cheat!"
That was the first sentence Luo Yuting said to him. He was dissatisfied and aggressive, and he even spat at him.
"If you have the guts to let me go, let's fight one-on-one! What are you doing tricking me into this cave?! Bullying me is stupid?!"
He didn't hold back, and laughed all at once: "That's right, it's just bullying you stupid."
In the end, the silly hat was stunned, and stayed there for a long time, then suddenly turned his head, the tips of his ears were a little red, but he said fiercely: "Don't laugh at me! I, I am a silver with principles! Principles!"
Principle shit, can you write these two characters?
At that time, he felt that this silly guy was just like a bear, and his IQ was not much higher than that of a bear, but it seemed... he was also like a big bear, big, strong and stupid, which was funny.
Just as he was lost in thought, a burst of phone ringing brought Fu Li back to reality.He glanced at it and found that it was an unfamiliar number, so he didn't answer it, but he called again after a while, so he had to answer it.
"Hi, Flourierisspeaking."
I didn't bother to ask who the other party was, but the opposite party reported his family name in Chinese: "Mr. Fu? I'm Mr. Luo's assistant, Xiaomi."
Fu Li reacted for a while before realizing that Mr. Luo was referring to Luo Ou.
Mr. Luo... for some reason, he felt that something was a little funny.
He said to the other side: "Mr. Luo asked me to tell you that he... uh... can't go back today, so you don't have to wait."
Fu Li frowned, and immediately said: "Why didn't he say it himself?"
Xiaomi hesitated and said, "It's not convenient for him now..."
"Let him answer the phone."
"Uh...this..."
Fu Li felt his heart beating slightly abnormally, and his voice raised a level unconsciously: "What's wrong with him? Don't tell me I'll contact him myself."
Xiaomi struggled for a long time, so he had to tell the truth: "You can't contact him now, he is taking notes at the police station, and he can't get out for a while." Then he explained everything that happened during the day in detail.
Fu Li was silent for a long time before slowly asking: "The company he went to help his friend terminate the contract...is Xinghai Entertainment?"
"Yes."
"He hit Fu Wen?"
"Yes..." Xiaomi shivered, "It's not just hitting... It's just smashing, kicking, scratching, punching... and it's all aimed at the face..."
Tsk, this is troublesome.
Compared with Luo's Amouréternel Group, Xinghai Entertainment is indeed nothing comparable, but at least it is a listed company in China with a strong position in the entertainment industry. If it really wants to make a big deal out of it, Luo Ou will definitely get into trouble... …
Fu Li's eyes inadvertently glanced at a red sculpture placed in the living room.
and many more……
A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, his expression remained blank for a moment, and he finally said, "Please tell him for me that you can play freely in front of the police, the more freedom the better, wait for me to go over."
"You want to come over?!"
Fu Li didn't explain much, he hummed and hung up the phone.
So he went to several places, and after 48 hours, Fu Li stood firmly downstairs of a seven-star hotel in Shanghai.
A certain silly bear who was released on bail moved over and carefully looked at his face: "You...why are you here?"
Fu Li walked over, reached out and rubbed his head, and sighed: "Why fight?"
"He scolded you!"
"...Is it really because of me?"
"Yeah!" Luo Ou still had a few band-aids on his face, and his slightly bruised eyes seemed to be shining with stars, "My baby, you didn't even have time, yet he dared to scold you! He said it so badly, I beat him It's all light!"
Fu Li was silent, his fingers slipped to his eyelids again, and he asked in a low voice, "Does it hurt?"
Luo Ou was stunned for a moment, and his eyes were bubbling with happiness: "It doesn't hurt, just kiss me and it won't hurt anymore."
Fu Li withdrew his hand, glared at him, then grabbed his arm and said, "Go, go to the police station."
"Why, I don't want to go... They interrogated me for a long time, I'm so annoying, I just want to beat him, why are there so many reasons!"
"Yes, I just want to hit him, there is no reason."
Luo Ou was taken aback, Fu Li turned his head and smiled at him: "Let's go, I'll take you home in a few days."
Luo Ou was stunned all the way, and watched Fu Li start his performance.
The whole process is covered!
Especially... In the end, he actually patted his ass and left, with zero responsibility and acquitted!
Student Luo Ou, whose eyes are not so blue anymore, his head is still a mess: "How did you convince them?!"
Fu Li shook a bunch of documents and a USB in his hand, and said with a smile: "The evidence provided by the Australian police, they don't even have to believe it."
"What evidence?"
Fu Li was silent for a moment, reached out and patted his shoulder, sighed: "Psychopaths are innocent of murder, you understand."
"...how did I become a psychopath?"
Fu Li rolled his eyes inwardly: I have been dealing with Larry for two days to prove that you, a "potential psychopath", is an out-and-out psychopath. Do you think it's easy?
Raising children is tiring.
Raising a fool is hard to say.
I can't bear to lose it... Forget it, bear with it.
The author has something to say: Romeo: I will not break the law for killing people in the future hahahahaha!
Fourier: ... Is this guy really not sick?unbelievable.
"Have you heard? Alex is crazy too!"
"What what? That big big god?! Wasn't he invited by the crew of 'The King of Hegemony' to participate in the regional competition?"
"Yeah! It's a pity that he was selected by the entire Melbourne division. This is miserable."
While a few people were chatting, Fu Li walked by, and one of the girls saw him and stopped him immediately: "Flourier! Did you hear that? Alex is crazy!"
The girl's name is Sunny, and she lives up to her name. She is a very sunny and lively girl. Fu Li formed a team with her last semester, so she is an acquaintance.
Fu Li was silent for a moment, then asked, "Which Alex?"
The name of this rotten street is really embarrassing for him.
The girl was surprised and said: "Don't you know? The master of the engineering school, he independently designed an entire building in Paradise before he graduated! He is as famous as you."
Fu Li shook his head: "I don't know."
Sunny is also used to his prosopagnosia, so he didn't care, and said, "Anyway, he suddenly went crazy last night. He always felt like a mushroom. When it was raining, he stood outside all night, saying he was watering himself. .”
Fu Li: "...Oh."
Sunny looked left and right, and suddenly lowered his voice, "Have you heard of King Contest?"
Fu Li nodded. The show has exploded in popularity in the past two years, and it's hard for him not to know.
King's Hegemony, just like its own name, is to encourage a group of talented people to compete.The content of the competition is very grand, and there are many forms, but the core point is to test the IQ of the contestants. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a special function. The last champion won the last "1 people" This is the third time this year, and the barriers to entry for contestants are getting higher and higher. Gao, the program group is basically a group of non-human beings, and the backstage tidbits are also very interesting.
Sunny said again: "This is a popular program for recruiting players from all over the world. There is only one recommended spot in the Melbourne Division, and it was originally Alex's, but he suddenly went crazy, and this spot became vacant." The little girl moved closer, Whispered, "My friend works part-time in their program group, I heard from him...it seems that the program group intends to contact you!"
Fu Li was a little surprised: "What do you contact me for?"
"What can you do? Participate in the competition, don't you know how popular you are in school? The contestants in Melbourne are selected from the University of Mexico. It's either Alex or you!"
Helplessly, Fu Li looked up at the big clock not far away, shook his head and said, "I'm not interested, I still have some things to do, so I'm leaving first."
Sunny had a look of pity: "Hey, you two are the most interesting in the whole school. If you don't go, we are going to die in Melbourne."
Fu Li didn't say any more to her, just said goodbye and left.He was really in a hurry today, because his precious great-great-grandson was finally going home.
Strange to say, it was too noisy to stay with that guy every day, and suddenly there was no one chattering at home, so I felt a little lonely.
It's not easy to be an empty nester.
Fu Li arrived home early, put on an apron, and prepared to cook a large table of dishes for Luo Ou to clean up the dust. The two of them had been together for three months. He already knew what the idiot liked to eat and what he didn't like. He thought he would see him soon. Seeing that stupid guy wolfing down his meal, he inexplicably felt warm in his heart, cutting the vegetables in his hand, and there was a faint smile on his mouth, and he felt stupid.
Speaking of which... Luo Yuting, that idiot, didn't fall for the first time because he ate a meal he made, right?
Fu Li's hand for chopping vegetables paused, his thoughts drifted a little.
The scene of seeing that person for the first time, he recalled it alone for decades, the scene was so yellow and old that it seemed to be broken at the touch of a touch, but he still couldn't help it, and recalled it over and over again involuntarily.
In fact, there was no special encounter. At that time, the Northeast was in turmoil, and the people were in dire straits. Japan and Tsarist Russia continued to occupy the territory of our country. One, he is still one of the well-known overlords, for no other reason, this guy is not afraid of anything, other bandits are robbing innocent people, but he can organize a group of strong people, openly from the hands of the old Maozi and the little Japanese grab something.Their bandits' dens are like rabbit dens, they can be found everywhere, a group of illiterate vicious gangsters are still loved by the common people, they hid in the common people's houses when they had nowhere to go, and escaped the Russian and Japanese wars many times. country's arrest.
Fu Li was also Fu Tingli in her previous life, that's when she met him.
At that time, he came to revitalize the Northeast with the governor, and one of the important tasks was to wipe out the countless bandit villages in the area.
He and Luo Yuting have been fighting for half a month, many times, and found that this guy is indeed brave and good at fighting, extremely ferocious, but... he doesn't have enough brains.
So instead of confronting him head-on, he resorted to some tricks, and sure enough, the man was arrested within a few days.
"You cheat!"
That was the first sentence Luo Yuting said to him. He was dissatisfied and aggressive, and he even spat at him.
"If you have the guts to let me go, let's fight one-on-one! What are you doing tricking me into this cave?! Bullying me is stupid?!"
He didn't hold back, and laughed all at once: "That's right, it's just bullying you stupid."
In the end, the silly hat was stunned, and stayed there for a long time, then suddenly turned his head, the tips of his ears were a little red, but he said fiercely: "Don't laugh at me! I, I am a silver with principles! Principles!"
Principle shit, can you write these two characters?
At that time, he felt that this silly guy was just like a bear, and his IQ was not much higher than that of a bear, but it seemed... he was also like a big bear, big, strong and stupid, which was funny.
Just as he was lost in thought, a burst of phone ringing brought Fu Li back to reality.He glanced at it and found that it was an unfamiliar number, so he didn't answer it, but he called again after a while, so he had to answer it.
"Hi, Flourierisspeaking."
I didn't bother to ask who the other party was, but the opposite party reported his family name in Chinese: "Mr. Fu? I'm Mr. Luo's assistant, Xiaomi."
Fu Li reacted for a while before realizing that Mr. Luo was referring to Luo Ou.
Mr. Luo... for some reason, he felt that something was a little funny.
He said to the other side: "Mr. Luo asked me to tell you that he... uh... can't go back today, so you don't have to wait."
Fu Li frowned, and immediately said: "Why didn't he say it himself?"
Xiaomi hesitated and said, "It's not convenient for him now..."
"Let him answer the phone."
"Uh...this..."
Fu Li felt his heart beating slightly abnormally, and his voice raised a level unconsciously: "What's wrong with him? Don't tell me I'll contact him myself."
Xiaomi struggled for a long time, so he had to tell the truth: "You can't contact him now, he is taking notes at the police station, and he can't get out for a while." Then he explained everything that happened during the day in detail.
Fu Li was silent for a long time before slowly asking: "The company he went to help his friend terminate the contract...is Xinghai Entertainment?"
"Yes."
"He hit Fu Wen?"
"Yes..." Xiaomi shivered, "It's not just hitting... It's just smashing, kicking, scratching, punching... and it's all aimed at the face..."
Tsk, this is troublesome.
Compared with Luo's Amouréternel Group, Xinghai Entertainment is indeed nothing comparable, but at least it is a listed company in China with a strong position in the entertainment industry. If it really wants to make a big deal out of it, Luo Ou will definitely get into trouble... …
Fu Li's eyes inadvertently glanced at a red sculpture placed in the living room.
and many more……
A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, his expression remained blank for a moment, and he finally said, "Please tell him for me that you can play freely in front of the police, the more freedom the better, wait for me to go over."
"You want to come over?!"
Fu Li didn't explain much, he hummed and hung up the phone.
So he went to several places, and after 48 hours, Fu Li stood firmly downstairs of a seven-star hotel in Shanghai.
A certain silly bear who was released on bail moved over and carefully looked at his face: "You...why are you here?"
Fu Li walked over, reached out and rubbed his head, and sighed: "Why fight?"
"He scolded you!"
"...Is it really because of me?"
"Yeah!" Luo Ou still had a few band-aids on his face, and his slightly bruised eyes seemed to be shining with stars, "My baby, you didn't even have time, yet he dared to scold you! He said it so badly, I beat him It's all light!"
Fu Li was silent, his fingers slipped to his eyelids again, and he asked in a low voice, "Does it hurt?"
Luo Ou was stunned for a moment, and his eyes were bubbling with happiness: "It doesn't hurt, just kiss me and it won't hurt anymore."
Fu Li withdrew his hand, glared at him, then grabbed his arm and said, "Go, go to the police station."
"Why, I don't want to go... They interrogated me for a long time, I'm so annoying, I just want to beat him, why are there so many reasons!"
"Yes, I just want to hit him, there is no reason."
Luo Ou was taken aback, Fu Li turned his head and smiled at him: "Let's go, I'll take you home in a few days."
Luo Ou was stunned all the way, and watched Fu Li start his performance.
The whole process is covered!
Especially... In the end, he actually patted his ass and left, with zero responsibility and acquitted!
Student Luo Ou, whose eyes are not so blue anymore, his head is still a mess: "How did you convince them?!"
Fu Li shook a bunch of documents and a USB in his hand, and said with a smile: "The evidence provided by the Australian police, they don't even have to believe it."
"What evidence?"
Fu Li was silent for a moment, reached out and patted his shoulder, sighed: "Psychopaths are innocent of murder, you understand."
"...how did I become a psychopath?"
Fu Li rolled his eyes inwardly: I have been dealing with Larry for two days to prove that you, a "potential psychopath", is an out-and-out psychopath. Do you think it's easy?
Raising children is tiring.
Raising a fool is hard to say.
I can't bear to lose it... Forget it, bear with it.
The author has something to say: Romeo: I will not break the law for killing people in the future hahahahaha!
Fourier: ... Is this guy really not sick?unbelievable.
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