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Chapter 226 Feng Shui

Gu Xingxiu: ...

He said provocatively, "You can try. If you can really get me down, even if there is no thunder, I can guarantee that his death will be even worse."

Hearing what Gu Xingxiu said, Yin Haoran regained his spirits.

Just try it.

He stepped forward eagerly,

However, Yin Haoran couldn't lift Gu Xingxiu's head from the altar with all his strength.

Gu Xingxiu couldn't help but yelled, "Stop, stop, stop, you are so hard, you have deformed my handsome face!"

Yin Haoran: ...

You only have one head left, so it doesn't matter if you are handsome or not!

No matter how handsome he is, can he be eaten?

If the crisis is going to be incomprehensible right now, we all have to finish playing, you know.

Even though he thought so, he still had to be polite to the ancestor of the Gu family, who was still a genius, at least on the surface, "Did he stick you to him by 502?"

Gu Xingxiu didn't know what 502 was, but that didn't stop him from laughing.

However, in the next second, he heard Yin Haoran make a rude request, "It's too sticky, and you won't let me squeeze your face, so can I try to squeeze your hair?"

Yin Haoran just asked, Gu Xingxiu showed a terrified expression, "Stop, my hair was lost by you, but it won't grow back!"

Yin Haoran was very surprised, "Did you guys start suffering from hair loss when you were older?"

Gu Xingxiu is actually somewhat self-aware.

He knew that although he was superb in Taoism and not weak in mind, he was a little unreliable sometimes.

But what he didn't expect was that he would meet someone who was less reliable than him.

What's even more annoying is that he knew that the other party was unreliable, but he still couldn't help but want to refute him, "What do you mean by being old? I'm still young, okay? I'm not even 30 years old!"

Yin Haoran: ...

He always felt that this ancestor missed the point, "So, will you lose your hair?"

Gu Xingxiu paused every word, "Anyway, I don't know how to do it! And I'm really young. When I die, I will be frozen age, understand?"

Yin Haoran was surprised, "Did you have the word frozen age at that time?"

Gu Xingxiu, "Actually, no, now?"

Yin Haoran: ...

Yin Haoran and Gu Xingxiu stared wide-eyed and small-eyed for a long time, and finally the two turned their heads silently to the side.

I always feel that there seems to be something wrong with the conversation just now.

It was Yin Haoran who cared more about his boyfriend, "Since you are a genius, is there any way to get off this altar!"

He couldn't see the movements of Gu Run'an and the man in black at all, but he was very frightened when he heard the "bang bang bang" fist-to-flesh sound.

Gu Xingxiu was very defensive, "You can't pull my hair anyway!"

As soon as his words fell, Yin Haoran heard another "bang", and then Gu Runan flew upside down towards them, and at the same time spurted out a mouthful of blood.

Obviously it was sent flying by the man in black.

Yin Haoran wanted to catch Gu Runan, but he was not sure where he fell.

But the black-robed man did not chase after him, he stood in mid-air, with a smug smile on his lips, "Xingxiu, this is the most outstanding person among your juniors, what do you think I killed him today?" How? Your Gu family will be with my Shi family..."

But before he could finish his words, he saw Gu Run'an turning sharply in the air, and the long knife transformed into a magic weapon in his hand turned into a huge hammer, and slammed it towards the altar.

Gu Run'an's strength was already enormous, but this time he used even more strength. Even though the altar was not a special thing, it was also smashed at this moment, causing dust to fly.

The face of the man in black robe suddenly changed, and he came towards this side.

Gu Xingxiu was disgraced by Gu Runan's blow, but he still had to endure it, but his nose was choked so badly that it was so itchy that he sneezed with an "Ahhh".

The man in black who was about to bump into Gu Run'an immediately gave a pause and flew out by himself.

In the next second, I realized that there was no change in my body, and my whole body was shaking with anger.

Yin Haoran was nervous at first, but he still laughed when he saw this scene.

He believed that the man on the altar was a genius.

How many years has it been? Sneezing can still give the black robed man such a big feeling in his heart.

This is more than a genius can describe.

But Gu Run'an seized this opportunity and slammed into the altar again.

The altar vibrated, and no change could be seen, but the sledgehammer in Gu Runan's hand gradually cracked, and broke into several pieces with a "pop".

Before the fragment fell to the ground, it instantly turned into ashes.

Obviously there was no wind blowing, but the ashes hovered and refused to fall to the ground.

There was a look of pity in Gu Xingxiu's eyes.

Although he told Yin Haoran that he was under 30 years old, but that was actually except for ten.

cough cough...

When he was not very strong, he refined this magical weapon, because it can be transformed into any shape according to the user's mind, so he named it casually, called Suibian.

Later, he became stronger, so powerful that he could have better materials, better forging methods, and be able to make better instruments, but he never gave up on this change.

Because he feels it suits his heart.

He didn't secretly put it in his family until he knew that he was about to fall.

He wanted it to replace him as the guardian of the Gu family.

It really persisted until this time, but in order to save itself, it still...

That casually seemed to know what Gu Xingxiu was thinking, as if he couldn't bear to part with his old master, he actually violated the law of gravity, hovered upwards, and then landed on Gu Xingxiu... the only remaining head.

Gu Xingxiu: ...

Damn, after finally being sensational, I was ashamed.

So annoying, I want to sneeze again.

It's a pity that his sneeze didn't frighten the man in black anymore.

While dealing with the rushing black-robed man, Gu Run'an punched the altar one after another.

He was already at a slight disadvantage in the fight with the black-robed man, and he could suppress the black-robed man only by relying on his desperate aura.

But now that he lost his weapon, he was distracted to attack the altar again. After a while, he was injured, his whole body was covered in blood, and he spit out another mouthful of blood.

Although Gu Run'an's expression was getting more courageous as he fought more and more, without any sense of decadence, Yin Haoran looked anxious.

He slammed up towards the altar, "What kind of broken thing are you, you're about to break!"

The man in black still had the heart to sneer, "Zhuzi is ridiculous!"

I don't know if Taoist Bo's curse has played a role, but reality always hits the man in black in the face with a "pa pa pa pa" at critical moments.

After he let out this not-so-deafening laugh, the altar actually split open at the place where Yin Haoran stepped down.

Everyone's expressions turned into six dots.

Except for the man in black.

The anger on the face of the man in black became unbearable, and the force of attacking Gu Run'an suddenly became stronger.

But after the first trace was cracked on the altar, even without Gu Run'an and Yin Haoran's actions, the crack was gradually expanding.

Seeing this, the man in black immediately formed a seal with one hand, and Gu Runan quickly rubbed his body to stop the man in black.

He didn't need to be distracted now, and he had exciting news again, so his attack method was [-]% faster.

On the contrary, the man in black was thinking about repairing the altar, and he fell into a disadvantage in an instant.

But the altar still cracked in two with a "click".

The expression of the man in black changed instantly.

Gu Xingxiu's condition is not very good either.

The place where the altar broke was just below his neck, and he fell straight down.

Yin Haoran had a chance to grab him.

But he shouted hoarsely, "Don't touch my hair."

Then he was broken into two pieces of the altar, and fell to the bottom.

But it was Gu Xingxiu who was smashed, but the face of the man in black was more terrified than everyone else.

Of course, no one would think that it was because there was still friendship between him and Gu Xingxiu. They all knew that what Gu Xingxiu said was right.

He left the altar, and the retribution of the Shi family and the Heipao people was about to come.

Just when Yin Haoran was thinking about what this retribution was, countless glowing firefly-like things suddenly emerged from the altar that was broken in half, and flew towards the man in black one after another.

The man in black didn't even care about Gu Runan's attack, he just wanted to avoid these "fireflies".

He was about to fly away, but Gu Run'an could not allow him to escape, so he grabbed his robe.

Of course, the man in black cut off the corner of his clothes in the next second, but he was a step too late, and countless "fireflies" fell on the man in black.

There was a sound of chewing and eating in the air, and with this sound, those "fireflies" seemed to be revenged for their revenge, and their light gradually disappeared.

The black-robed man froze at a speed visible to the naked eye. After a while, the fireflies disappeared completely, and the old skin of the black-robed man was piled up in an instant, and his bones cracked even more. Then he seemed to Unable to support himself, he fell to his knees on the ground.

However, this is not the end yet. The skin of the man in black, which is similar to that of a Shar-Pei dog, gradually began to dry out, and within a short while, it became like cracked tree bark, stretched tightly on his body, and he was still kneeling there, as if If you move it, it will fall apart.

Yin Haoran was dumbfounded watching this weird scene.

The man in black seems to have returned all the previous 1000 years in this short period of time.

But anyone can see that he is not dead yet.

For a moment, Yin Haoran and Gu Runan didn't even know whether to give him a good time or let him suffer.

It wasn't until Gu Xingxiu's moaning sound broke the silence of the two of them.

The two sections of the altar had been shattered into powder, and Gu Xingxiu's head and face were dusted with ashes.

Gu Xingxiu felt that he was really unlucky, and couldn't help but said to the two juniors, "Can you two get me out quickly, I'm scared to death, please pet me quickly."

Seeing that Gu Run'an was covered in blood, Yin Haoran was afraid that he would be tired, so he hugged Gu Xingxiu's head by himself.

But when he heard him say that, he smiled awkwardly but politely, "I have a boyfriend, so it's not good to touch my hair... Besides, aren't you almost thirty?"

Gu Xingxiu: ...

Gu Run'an glanced at the speechless man, with a smug smile on his lips, "I also have a boyfriend."

I jumped in Yin Haoran's hand in anger, "What are you proud of, I will have a boyfriend soon."

Yin Haoran: ...

Gu Runan: ...

They seemed to know something strange.

Yin Haoran coughed and changed the subject, "By the way, what flew out of the altar just now?"

Gu Xingxiu also coughed, and gave the answer, "It's the yang energy he took out for so many years to suppress my yin energy, but to put it bluntly, it's also a resentful soul, so many resentful souls attacked him at the same time , he couldn't bear it...but..."

Gu Xingxiu suddenly spit out a black yin energy, which surrounded the black-robed man's side, "He can't die even if he wants to."

After saying this, although his face was covered with ashes, he still spoke righteously to the black-robed man who seemed to turn into ashes if he touched it, "Old Shi, as I said earlier, your thinking is wrong. , now you know that I am not lying to you. Now that your seal is broken, I am going to find my other limbs. Every time I find one of my limbs, your Shi family will be wiped out. Don’t worry, when the time comes I will come to tell you——I know that your Shi family is immortal, and you are not willing to die. It will not be slow, so don't worry."

The eyes of the man in black have lost moisture at this moment, they are shriveled like raisins, but they still exude a vicious light, his voice is hoarse as if it has been worn by sandpaper, but he still speaks with difficulty but viciously, "You think , is it that easy to get back your body?"

Gu Run'an laughed, "It doesn't matter if you care about it, I will find my boyfriend later, and he will accompany me... Well, it doesn't matter if you slow down, anyway, thinking of your immortal appearance, I am also very happy."

After Gu Xingxiu said this, he said to Yin Haoran and Gu Runan, "Let's go."

Both Yin Haoran and Gu Runan felt a little emotional.

For the sins of the man in black, it seems that death is not a pity, but he is not dead yet.

But his state seems to be more sad than death.

In particular, Gu Xingxiu said that he actually did this for the sake of power, for the Shi family, and now all of this will no longer exist, but he can't die even if he wants to die...

Maybe it will be more sad this way?

They couldn't comment, but Gu Xingxiu should be the one who knew the black robed man best, so they didn't send the black robed man on the road, but walked down the road he came from step by step.

Behind them, there were innumerable howls from the men in black robes who were in great pain.

But the howling soon ended.

It should be the body of the man in black robe, who can no longer make any sound.

He didn't fall into a deep sleep, he would be awake all the time, looking at his body and learning about the destruction of the Shi family.

Yin Haoran, who was walking down, thought about it, but suddenly asked Gu Xingxiu, "The boyfriend you mentioned is true."

Gu Xingxiu was silent for three seconds, "Hahahaha, it's true."

Yin Haoran was very curious, "How do you know?"

"I figured it out!" Gu Xingxiu's voice was full of excitement about being single soon.

But Yin Haoran was very skeptical, "Didn't you say that you can't tell your own fortune?"

"That's an ordinary person, am I an ordinary person? I am the chosen one who can suppress the luck of the entire Taoism world, do you know how powerful I am?"

Yin Haoran: ...

He was silent for a moment and suddenly he laughed, "My God, if you hadn't been sealed, you would have been single for 1000 years, 1000 years, which is too pitiful."

Gu Xingxiu: ...

He wouldn't tell Yin Haoran that there was indeed a reason why he was willing to be sealed for Wanmin.

He just said seriously, "Eighty miles away after going down the mountain, there is... an inn. There will be a green backpack at the door of the inn. Just put me in there."

Yin Haoran: ...

Gu Runan: ...

Who is the owner of that backpack?Too bad luck?

Although they didn't speak, Gu Xingxiu could see what they were thinking.

He was distressed that he couldn't jump without feet, "That's my boyfriend's bag!"

ok... ok...

The two headed each other, and finally went down the mountain. The Gu family and the Shi family had already left, and the two drove eighty miles away.

Gu Xingxiu has lived for more than 200 years. Although everything outside is far beyond his cognition, he does not show the expression of an old hat.

But he admired the magic of the car TV, and was very happy because of a message in it.

The news is that thunderstorms suddenly struck several places in the country for no reason today, and what is even more amazing is that in these places, dozens of people surnamed Shi were killed by the thunder.

Yin Haoran: ...

Gu Runan: ...

Although I am very tired, I want to go back to Shangling Mountain and tell the black robed man the news!

But Gu Xingxiu didn't allow them to do this, "Hurry up... drive quickly, my boyfriend is still waiting for me!"

Yin Haoran: ...

Gu Runan: ...

Eighty miles away, put Gu Xingxiu into the green backpack.

Yin Haoran said quietly, "I always feel that this green color is unlucky."

But the words of the ancestors still have to be listened to.

The point is, the two of them want to go to the world of two very much now, and they don't want to bring a head.

wait wait wait.

In fact, Yin Haoran still has Tianhe in his body.

But Tiandao has already found out about Shi's family and Tianhe's affairs, so it's not a problem.

The two looked at each other and smiled, leaving Gu Xingxiu's head far behind.

And the future of the two of them, just like the road in front of them, will continue to move forward and never end!

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