Domineering Wife

Picking up the little guy and putting it next to the desk, Lei Che poured out the watermelon juice that had been frozen into ice cubes in the container, and put it on a clean cutting board.

After washing the kitchen knife, Lei Che was unceremonious, and chopped down with a knife, peeling off the lumpy watermelon juice into slices, then chopping it into smoothie-like puree, and putting it in a small bowl .

Scooped a little of the remaining unfrozen watermelon juice and poured it on the smoothie, Lei Che took out a small spoon from the cabinet and inserted it into the smoothie, then brought the small bowl to Chen Xi.

"Hey, try it, how does it taste?"

Chen Xi took the small bowl tremblingly, swallowed secretly, but still didn't dare to eat, instead, he took a sneaky look at Lei Che from the corner of his eye, and said weakly, "Master...you really don't want to eat it." Will...?" As a result, Chen Xi was interrupted by Lei Che before he finished speaking, this superstitious little fool, how can there be any immortals in this world?

Knowing that if he didn't explain clearly, this little bastard would probably pester him all day for this matter, but Lei Che could only tell the little guy the truth about making ice with saltpeter.

"I just want to fool you, do you really take it seriously? Have you seen the shiny stone in Lao Tzu's hand? Just put him in the water, and you can also have the ability to turn water into ice?" Hearing this Chen Xi hesitated and didn't believe it completely. He did see his grandfather throwing stones into the water basin just now, but how could stones turn water into ice?When he was a child, he also used rocks to swim in the water, but the water was still water, and it didn't turn into ice, so it must be the master who injected divine power into the rocks, which led to such a result!

"Really? It's just because of the stone. If I were to throw this stone into the water, can I make ice cubes?" Chen Xi raised his small eyebrows. Although he still didn't quite believe it, he already had some Excited to try.

"Hey, you bastard, when I talk nonsense, you believe it. When I say it's serious, you start to doubt me again? What's wrong? Don't believe it? Then you go try it and see. Is what I said true?"

Hearing this, Chen Xi jumped off the desk, and then circled around Lei Che's basket containing the saltpeter, left and right twice!

Is it really the cause of the stone, not the master himself?Chen Xi couldn't suppress the curiosity in his heart, he stretched out his two little paws, grabbed two handfuls of saltpeter, and ran towards the door without looking back.

Seeing this scene, Lei Che was wondering, didn't he want to experiment?Why did you run out?And he ran out with saltpeter!

Unable to figure it out, Lei Che shook his head helplessly, then turned around, and was just about to make another bowl of watermelon smoothie, but the kitchen knife was lifted into the air, but fell down with a 'click'!

He knows what this little guy is going to do, bastard, don't he have a brain, he will definitely cause trouble for me!

Lei Che couldn't care about anything else, and chased after him with his big feet, but when he ran to the door, he saw his little husband, panting heavily, climbing up to the edge of the pond in the courtyard with great difficulty. , and then spread out two little paws excitedly, planning to pour the saltpeter into the pond.

"Stop, hurry up and stop me, if you dare to throw saltpeter into it, I'll see if I won't beat you to death today." Lei Che widened his tiger eyes, and hurriedly stopped him at the last moment.

In the end, it was fine if Lei Che didn't say anything. When he spoke, the loud voice made Chen Xi tremble all over, and with a trembling of his little hand, the saltpeter in his flattened palm just 'crashed' as Lei Che stared blankly at the next person. The one that didn't fall fell into the pond.

After the sound of 'cracking', there was silence immediately, and what responded to Lei Che was a burst of cold smoke rising from the pond!

?^, Lao Tzu's fish is really unlucky, how come it has such an unlucky owner, the sudden cold in this summer, [-]% of them will not survive!

Chen Xi's eyes widened in disbelief. He didn't believe that he could turn water into ice. Seeing that a thin layer of ice really formed in the pond, Chen Xi was very happy at first, but he was waiting for the big black fish raised by his grandfather. Tiao floated under the ice on his belly, and Chen Xi couldn't laugh at all!

How did this fish turn its belly?Is it dead?Then did he... get into trouble again?

Waiting for Lei Che to walk to the pond with a gloomy face, and what he saw was all the big black fish he had worked so hard to catch from the river at the foot of the mountain turned upside down. Kick it in, and let him have a good taste of what it's like to be turned over in the cold?

Swallowing secretly, the cold air radiating from Lei Che's body almost made Chen Xi breathless. He moved his body like a thief and backed away little by little. Chen Xi didn't dare to make a sound. , I'm afraid that my grandfather will get violent and give him a big slap, then he will look good!

"Chen Xi, what the hell did you do?" Lei Che couldn't suppress the anger in his heart at all, he raised his voice and yelled violently, making Chen Xi stiffen in fright and froze on the spot, shrinking his neck, his whole body trembling with fear of.

"Master, I... forgot that there are fish in this pond!" Chen Xi lifted half of his head slightly, and retorted cautiously. The voice was as soft as a mosquito, and he probably felt guilty there. !

"Forgot? What the hell do you remember? Do you still remember your name? I saw that you wanted to eat fish, so you deliberately murdered my fish, didn't you?" Lei Che slammed his fist on the ice in anger On the ground, the thin ice was smashed to pieces, and a big hole was opened. Chen Xi was so scared that his face turned pale, and he didn't care so much, so he turned around and ran away.

"I didn't do it on purpose, I just forgot, what's the big deal, what's the worst thing I can do to pay you back?" Chen Xi said loudly while running, trying to resolve this issue with Lei Che in a peaceful way.

"Losing money? You bastard is rich, aren't you? All right, then you're going to lose money. Why are you running? Stop for me!" Lei Che didn't care about these miserable fish, and chased after them with his big feet. Damn, this little bastard has learned to run away!

Seeing the big tiger chasing after him, Chen Xi's rabbit legs became more cheerful, and he ran into the room in a swift motion, stuck the door firmly, and then pressed his thin back against the door.

Chen Xi's back was pressed against the door, panting heavily, his calves were shaking and shaking, but before he could adjust his breathing, Lei Che had already started banging on the door outside!

"Little brat, open the door for me, did you fucking hear me?"

"No... no, I won't open if you want to hit me! Unless you promise me, you won't vent your anger on me!" Chen Xi pressed against the door even harder, haggling with a trembling voice.

"Hey, you still dare to negotiate terms with me, don't you? Say it yourself, should you fight, how wronged I am to die! Hurry up and open the door for me, or wait for me to break in, and you will be killed today." It's over, you bastard!" Lei Che stood outside the door and yelled violently into the room.

However, after Lei Che finished yelling, there was still no movement in the room. This little bastard pretended not to hear him, right?

"Okay, then you stay inside, don't come out, don't eat the rice, the watermelon smoothie I just made, it seems that I can only feed it to Dasha and Erdai!" Lei Che endured Angry, he wisely changed his tactics, no longer threatened with violence, but began to lure and threaten.

After Chen Xi in the room heard these words, he became anxious instantly. He just went to test the supernatural power of the stone. He didn't even have time to taste the watermelon smoothie made by the master. If he just fed it like this Silly and second dull, why don't you feel sorry for him to death?

But if he went out, the master would definitely be waiting outside the door for him to be tricked, he would definitely be caught when he went out, and he would have the final say on whether he would die or live at that time!

What should I do?Just when Chen Xi was hesitating and considering whether to give it a go, he suddenly heard movement outside the door. Chen Xi was startled, and carefully opened the door with his small paws, and then put his big eyes on it, Sneaking a peek outside the door!

From his limited field of vision, Chen Xi really saw Lei Che walking out the door with two bowls of watermelon smoothie in his hands. The color was bright red and exuded a hint of coolness. big move.

What are you going to do?Wouldn't he really throw away all the watermelon smoothie that he hadn't had time to taste and feed Dasha and Erdai?This is not allowed, he will never allow it.

As soon as this stupid energy came up, his mind became a display. Chen Xi pushed open the door and rushed out, but after running closer, he found that the watermelon smoothie was neatly placed in a corner on the floor, As for my master, he has long since disappeared!

It's over, I've been fooled, Chen Xi just came back to it, and was shocked, just about to run away, but a pair of big hands grabbed him by the collar of his back coat!

"Why, do you still want to run? I see where you are going to run this time. Go, fish the dead fish out of the pond for me. These days, you little bastard, don't try to pick and choose That's it, prepare to feed me fish every day, and when I finish eating those big black fish that caused you to die, I will think about whether to give you another taste!"

Hearing this, Chen Xi's face was bitter, and his shoulders drooped listlessly!

The taste of the big black fish is indeed delicious, once in a while he will have endless aftertastes, but if he eats it every day?Then you have to vomit?

"You can't eat too much of this food. If you eat too much, you will have diarrhea. If you like it, I will make it for you next time. That's it for today!" When Lei Che said this, his tone was very decisive, without any discussion room.

Although Chen Xi was still very greedy, seeing Lei Che's attitude, he had no choice but to give up. He nodded obediently, then took the small bowl he used from Lei Che's big hand, and washed it clean.

As for Lei Che, he always kept his promise, so that night, the strong smell of fish really came out of the kitchen at home, stewed, steamed, boiled, fried, all kinds, full of fish. a table.

Chen Xi was dazzled by the dazzling array of dishes. The dishes on this table are rich and rich, but how can they finish eating?

"Master, I've cooked too much, I can't finish it, but it's all wasted!" Chen Xi helped Lei Che, carrying the dishes and washing the dishes, while surrounding Lei Che, muttering uncontrollably with.

"You think I don't know? Go, call your elder brother and sister-in-law, take this opportunity, let's have a good family reunion today!" Hearing this, Chen Xi's big eyes lit up, and suddenly Opened up, yes, why didn't he think of it?Inviting the elder brother and younger sister-in-law to come over as guests, in this case, there will be two more mouths, no matter how small the appetite, they can still share some of it, not to mention the elder brother's appetite is not inferior to my father's at all!Nodding in understanding, Chen Xi put down the rag that was being used to wipe the table, jumped off the bench, and ran towards Shen Rui's big house excitedly!

Waiting to invite the guests in, Xie Yi naturally saw the fish on the table. He really couldn't remember what kind of festival it was today, and he actually wanted to eat a whole fish feast?

It wasn't until later that Xie Yi realized that it was his brother-in-law who froze to death all the big black fish in the pond in the courtyard, and the reason why his brother-in-law entertained them with a whole-fish feast was because of no other choice.

After Xie Yi knew the truth, he smiled helplessly and shook his head, hey, brother-in-law can always do unexpected things, although he often makes troubles, unexpectedly, he is not annoying, but rather cute!

When he threatened Chen Xi at the beginning, he said that he would not change the taste until he finished eating it, but Lei Che was really willing to do that. Lei Che used saltpeter to freeze the rest of the fish in ice. It's still very rich, after all, Lei Che is still counting on this little bastard to give birth to him!

Moreover, the pond in the courtyard was full of big black fish within a few days, all of which were caught by Lei Che and Shen Rui from the lake at the foot of the mountain.