Angel cat

When he found out that his cat was actually a human being, the big-hearted Jiang Tianlin's first reaction was shit. This is impossible. Could this be the reason why his Maodan is so smart?The second reaction is shit, I didn't have a cover for changing clothes before, it's not that I was seen.

As for the fear of panic or something, his brain froze and he didn't think about it at all.

Ignoring the servant, there may be ten thousand grass mud horses galloping past in his heart, Master Mao licked his claws reservedly and urged him, "Mi~"

Hey, it's time to prepare breakfast for me, are you trying to starve the cat to death?

Jiang Tianlin's eyes were complicated, his thinking was still chaotic, his body was still getting up habitually to prepare cat food, and he was still muttering, "Didn't it be said that after the founding of the country, you are not allowed to become a master..."

After Mao Dan licked his paw twice, he suddenly remembered the good things the paw had done, his body stiffened for a while, and he turned his head to look at the only living creature in the room.Fortunately, the dog slave didn't realize it. He calmed down, put down his paw and rubbed it on the quilt as if nothing had happened, turned around and followed up, "Mi!"

Hey, that shit shoveler, I want to eat chicken-flavored crunchy!You are not allowed to steal!

After the cat food was poured out, Jiang Tianlin came back to his senses and wondered, since Mao Dan has the wisdom not to lose to humans, would it be bad to keep feeding cat food as a pet?

Furry, who followed, didn't think too much, buried his head in the bowl and ate deliciously.

Unconsciously squatting on the side and watching the cat eat, Jiang Tianlin felt that his head was empty and not enough. The objects he rubbed, acted like a baby, and became crazy, turned out to be rational, good, so shameful.

Humans are so strange, they can let their guard down the most in front of animals, just like when they are alone at home, dancing up and down, doing whatever they want, without any scruples, and without losing face.

I am full, and my hairy stomach is also bulging. Looking at the cat food that still smells delicious, it is a little tasteless.Cleaning up after a meal is also very important, there may be something on the fur, so it needs to be licked carefully.

这是毛蛋每天最认真的时候，最好不要打扰他，要是把猫大人刚舔顺溜的毛发弄乱了可是会挨揍的。

Fortunately, Jiang Tianlin is not afraid, because he likes watching cats licking, so why would he take the initiative to bother him?In order to take care of the whole body, the furry will pose in various poses, like practicing yoga, which is very interesting.

Thinking of this, Jiang Tianlin secretly thought, Maodan has never licked the parts below the stomach in front of him, so that he and Maodandan missed so much time together.So, the Mao master at home has been secretly hiding in a dark corner and licking in a shameful pose?Ah~ It's cute just thinking about it~ I really want to take a peek~

Habit is a scary thing. Mao Dan went from being a cat with his tail between his legs to being able to ignore someone's fiery gaze in just two days. The progress can be said to have broken through the sky.

Ah, why did you lick this place again and forget the good things it has done?Moodan hurriedly took a few breaths of air, and then looked at his raised paw with a puzzled look. After rubbing on the bed, he still felt unclean and smelly. Maybe it's time to consider chopping off this paw as a three-legged pussy...

Jiang Tianlin looked funny from the side, the cat raised one leg, as if inviting someone to shake hands, so he shook it very uncontrollably.

"mum!"

Stupid slave!It's all because of you that you fight back!

"Mi, Mi Mi Mi."

It's time for us to have a good talk.

"So, you were originally a cat god in the sky, but because you listened to the voices of believers, you felt that I was particularly devout, and you hereby come to the lower realm?"

"mum."

Yes, that's the thing, hurry up and kneel down to thank you.

Jiang Tianlin was actually meowing meowingly all the time, but he still asked several questions to show respect, "Then you must have a purpose in the lower realm, is it just to see my pious appearance? Usually there will be What kind of reward? Isn’t that what’s written in story books? And I don’t think I’m particularly devout. Although I’m a loyal cat slave, there are more people who are more obsessed with cats than me. Can you see it this way? Or Said that you know how to perform sex skills, or that there are many cat gods?"

Maodan was stunned, he just made it up casually without going through the logic of the brain detection, just to perfunctory, to give an explanation, and to prove that his status is noble, and he can't be hugged and rubbed every day. There are so many questions.

"Also, what kind of god is the cat god? I haven't heard of it. Do you usually work in the sky? Ah, are there any other fairy colleagues? Is being a fairy really as cool as in the legend? I always feel that if there is There might be no difference between gods and humans, hey, are there any gods who used to be humans?..."

"mum!"

Why are there so many questions!Can't you use your brain to think?

"Don't dare dare, ah, please be merciful, Your Majesty the cat, please forgive the little one." Jiang Tianlin pretended to show a scared expression, and then bowed. He didn't want to pursue the origin of the cat, and he was not interested in pursuing it. In a word, if you enter the door of his Lao Jiang's house, it is his cat from Lao Jiang's house, and he can't escape.

Finally, he said to himself: "I didn't say that, Maodan, every time you speak, you are like a second grade."

"mum!"

I don't want to talk to you anymore!goodbye!

A certain cat with a guilty conscience decided to end this topic early. The ancient cat said well, but the more he said, the more mistakes he made. Maintaining mystery is the long-term way. I hope he can accept this setting and put it full of respect.

Accepting this matter was almost a one-minute solution for Jiang Tianlin. Not to mention the gold content of the matter of the cat god, the cat is still the cat, so there are so many worries, more pride.

——hiahiahia, we just don't take the usual path, and the cat we raise can still talk to us, whether it's fierce, awesome or not, enviable or not.What's so great about a cat that can jump around and shake hands? A cat that can communicate will leave you alone. The group of cat addicts on the Internet will probably suffocate with envy if they know this.

But let’s talk about it, Jiang Tianlin is still very measured. No matter how much he wants to show off to the world, he will keep his mouth shut. It would be a tragedy to do experiments.He has a small mind, and he only hopes that the people and animals around him are well. Forgive the good or bad of other people. His ability is limited, and he can't take care of so many nosy things. At most, he can donate some money to bless him with spiritual Dafa.

The food is still eaten, the cat is still sucked, the changes are neither big nor small, the only thing that makes him dissatisfied is that Master Mao has become more difficult to serve.

"mum!"

——Poop shovel, I want to eat that.

A certain furry confidently pointed at a snack on the computer with its meat pad.Since unilaterally accepting the original setting that humans love to shovel shit for cats, Maodan decided to use this as the nickname for Twolegs, and it doesn't matter how the person concerned objected.

Jiang Tianlin sighed and tried to reason with him, "This is a human snack. It's very salty. It's not good for cats to eat. You don't want to suffer from urinary system diseases. You don't want to lose hair and become a bald cat, right?"

Hearing the word bald cat, the two triangles on Maodan's head were frightened and pressed back into airplane ears, and bounced back in the next instant, "Mi!"

I was almost fooled by you shit shovel, can those mortal cats compare with me?Hurry up and place an order, I'm going to eat snacks while watching TV this weekend.

Yes, His Majesty the Cat God has had a lot of fun since he stopped concealing that he is a mortal cat. One of them is eating snacks.The other one is watching TV dramas, especially Qiong Yao style. Here is a more classic scene:

Erkang: You are ruthless, cruel, and vexatious!

Ziwei: Then you will not be heartless, cruel, or vexatious! ?

Erkang: How can I be ruthless! ?How cruel! ?Where are you making trouble for no reason! ?

Ziwei: You are not ruthless! ?Where is it not cruel! ?There's no reason to make trouble! ?

Erkang: No matter how ruthless, cruel, and vexatious I am, I will never be more ruthless, cruel, or vexatious than you!

Ziwei: I will be more ruthless than you! ?crueler than you! ?More vexatious than you! ?You are the most ruthless, cruel, unreasonable person I have ever met.

Erkang: Hmph, I am definitely not as ruthless as you, as cruel as you, and as vexatious as you are!

Ziwei: Okay, since you say I am ruthless, cruel, and vexatious, I will show you ruthless, cruel, and vexatious.

Erkang: Look, you also said that you are not heartless, cruel, or vexatious.Are you showing your ruthless, cruel, vexatious side now? !

Jiang Tianlin's first reaction: Are you kidding me?It reminded him of talking to the idiot at the same table in elementary school.

Him: My deskmate is a pig.

Deskmate: My deskmate is a pig.

Him: Your deskmate is a pig.

Deskmate: My deskmate's deskmate is a pig.

Him: Your deskmate's deskmate's deskmate is a pig.

At the same table: Rebound!

Him: The rebound is invalid!

Are this couple elementary school students?Playing this meme so naively, the actor must be crazily stringing words and laughing when he is acting. Such a large string looks like a tongue twister. Although the story is good, seeing too many similar styles can easily make people lose their minds.

After reading it, a sentence was circulating in my mind, "At that time, you just lost a leg. What about Ziling, the love she gave up for you, follow me to wander the world."

What are the three logical views... (oyan o)

When my mother was an adult, she loved Qiong Yao’s TV dramas the most. Every time she saw tears blurred her eyes, she couldn’t breathe and repeated those words with sobs—waited for a lifetime, hated for a lifetime, thought about it for a lifetime, and complained for a lifetime, but still thank you God, let her have this person who can be waited for, hated, imagined and resented.

At this time, he always used the excuse of doing homework to escape, but he didn't expect that after many years, he still couldn't escape, and he felt that he couldn't accept the distorted three views of love first.

But Maodan not only likes to watch it himself, but he also insists on pulling him to watch it together, otherwise he won’t be hugged or touched, what can he do, for His Majesty’s love, he has to wrong his eyes and ears, and he will be blind if he is blind , Deaf is deaf.

Arguing with your own Mao master that you will never win, Jiang Tianlin was defeated again and clicked to buy with tears.

"Mi~"

It's about the same~

Maodan gave Shovel a approving look.

The contented hair ball dragged on a lot, sticky and greasy, and the listener wanted to grab the little thing into his arms and love him, in fact, he did so.

"Ah, hairy egg~", I am so happy to bury my head on the hairy belly~

"mum!"

——Stupid, stupid thing, you, how dare you, did I pamper you too much!

Jiang Tianlin, who was victorious elsewhere, smiled darkly, Jie Jie, touched the soft cat balls again.

The hair on its face couldn't hide its shame, and the cat nimbly turned upside down and jumped to the side vigilantly slipping away with its tail between its legs.This harasser who has committed many crimes will eat his tofu if he doesn't pay attention. He is so angry that he can't walk steadily. He has been told that the cat god is sacred and inviolable, so why doesn't he have a long memory.