[Comprehensive] Help, Lord Nan!

"I never thought that dark pink fur would be such a terrifying color, I really don't want to get close to it..." said a deep male voice.

"It's just a matter of getting used to it. If you can see a ball of pink hair on your head every day, the needless fear will soon be eliminated. Don't worry, I will dye your pink hair for you immediately when you are done." Electronic sound of waves.

"Wait, you're going to help me dye my hair! Cough cough, actually, I think it's fine as it is now. But my lucky color today isn't pink, maybe another day..." A hesitant male voice said.

"Even if the host said that the lucky color of Libra is green, you may not be able to put a green hat on your head. You plan to use the same excuse again and again!" The electronic voice revealed a bit of cruelty, " Don't talk nonsense, give it to me quickly!"

"Woooo——I'm afraid——don't—" This time, the voice in my heart was directly crying.

Saiki Kusuo, who had been listening to all kinds of entanglements in his heart since he arrived at school, finally couldn't help but sigh.

Pink hair, pink hair, pink hair...

Ah, really, it's so disturbing to hear.

If you want to address others, the most important thing is to remember their names, and then speak well, don't always be pink and pink.

The above are all just the inner os of Saiki Kusuo, on the surface he is still very stable, pretending to be serious in class.

And the reason why he complains so irritably is because he can hear the inner voice of others (the content in the box above), that is, the thinking content in the brain that is difficult for people to conceal.

Telepathy, one of the superpowers he possesses.

It can spy on people's thinking, but the power and target are out of control. Many times, his brain has to passively accept the infusion of information from the outside world. He passively accepts free early education as soon as he is born, regardless of good or bad. Fortunately, there is another Teach by precepts and deeds to parents with normal views, and guide him to the right path, otherwise, the great devil king of infants and young children will destroy the world-it sounds unbelievable, but it is not impossible.

And thanks to the fact that he is not an ordinary person, his brain has a strong ability to withstand it. Otherwise, if such a situation is casually placed on an ordinary person, the other person may have gone crazy.

The side effects of telepathy are obvious, and the benefits are not without. For example, through the voice of the heart to determine who is within the radius of 200 meters, you can see the plot of some people in advance, and then prepare to deal with it.

Like this time, the new transfer student moved next door to his house a week ago, and then officially enrolled in PK Academy yesterday, and entered his class. It's a coincidence.

With telepathy, he can omit the process of investigation and analysis, and read the real reasons behind these "coincidences" directly from the minds of the transfer students—although it is not interesting, safety comes first.

The transfer student was completely unaware of this, and still murmured in his heart: "No, I'm not good at dealing with facial paralysis, the system, can't I change it?"

Then there was another voice, with a cold and serious look: "Yes, the yellow-haired chubby I saw in the zoo a few days ago, the expression of opening his mouth is very vivid, but the teeth are a bit yellow, I suggest you brush his teeth, okay Improve relationship."

The transfer student roared frantically: "I've said it all, don't just give the lion a strange name! And what's the use of opening its mouth, it can't speak human words!"

"Anyway, you don't listen to what people say, you just need to be cute. Tell me, facial paralysis or chubby, which one do you want?"

"Hmm..." People and lions, no matter how you look at it, it is safer to choose people, but that is a system, a sinister and cunning system, how could it be so obvious...

The system didn't give him time to hesitate, and immediately said, "If you don't want to be paralyzed now, I will tie you up and throw you into the lion's rice bowl at night."

"Then there is only one option, why not choose a fart!" The system just forced him to act, and the transfer student sighed in pain, "I feel a little dizzy..."

Another voice did not reveal the slightest intention of softening up: "If you faint to death, you have to go to it. If you are really faint, do you want to try electrotherapy?"

electrotherapy!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, bastard system!"

The system said lightly: "Thank you, this compliment really makes me feel a sense of accomplishment."

"Ugh-"

The transfer student fell down on the table with a mournful face, closed his eyes and leaned against his arms, and soon it was wet: "Sure enough, I shouldn't expect time travel or anything. What special abilities do I want to acquire these days, except for lightning strikes and daydreaming? There is no possibility in this life!"

The indifferent voice of the system sounded again: "If you want Tianlei, it's not impossible for me to summon you. I guarantee that I will only strike you once, and will never hurt innocent people around. Tell me, how much do you want? If you want to become an immortal, I will I recommend the Jiujiu 81 combo set."

The transfer student really thought about this possibility, hesitating there: "You shouldn't kill me, um, if you do, don't you need to..."

The system interrupted him neatly: "Stop daydreaming."

"Ugh—contact customer service for me, I want to change the system!"

"Okay." Less than a second later, the electronic voice sounded again, "Hello, I am System 2, don't talk nonsense, just give it to me."

"Asshole, you're the only one who comes and goes, how can I change it!" The transfer school was so angry that it wanted to open its mouth and roar.

Saiki Kusuo: "..."

Not long after the bell rang for the end of get out of class, the transfer student who was crying just now was urged by the so-called system guy to come up from behind coyly and stop at his desk.

Saiki Kusuo was mentally prepared, then slowly raised his head, sizing up the visitor with a blank expression.

The transfer student, Naoto Kudo, has blond hair and green eyes, a melon-shaped face with peach blossom eyes, a thin body, and a standard handsome appearance. When he lowers his eyes, he looks a bit melancholy, and when he smiles, he seems to radiate a dazzling light. They are also wearing very ordinary school uniforms, but they are not rustic at all, occasionally showing melancholy eyes (hit by the system), messy hair and misty eyes behind the table, all faintly showing some indescribable color / Angry, making people want to take off his clothes (that's how the girls describe it).

After meeting his gaze, the boy's expression froze, he took a step back subconsciously, and silently swallowed.

The young man looked calm and calm on the surface, but in fact, he was wailing in his heart: "Wow——it's really scary! Why why why, he is clearly wearing glasses, but he is different from other glasses men, his eyes are so empty and terrifying. Can kill people!"

Saiki Kusuo==: My eyes have always been like this, I can kill you but still let you live, I'm sorry!

After the other party finished howling in his heart, Saiki Kusuo transmitted his own voice into his mind: "What's the matter?"

"Huh?" The system made a sound of surprise, as if it had noticed the abnormality of Saiki Kusuo.

Qi Munan was ambitious, because he was surrounded by ordinary people, so he was used to transmitting his voice directly into other people's brains. People with abilities are different after all. The so-called system doesn't know whether it's a human or a ghost. He can perceive his own voice. Exceptions are not surprising.

But after that, there was no response from the system, but Naoto Kudo, who was asked, took a deep breath, pursed his lips, and said, "Student Fenmao, I..."

Heh, is this guy deliberately finding fault?

It's fine if you carry it behind your back, but come back in front of your face!

Saiki Kusuo couldn't help but interrupt him: "Just call me Saiki."

With this interruption, the transfer student's aura immediately lost half, and his voice dropped a few degrees: "I, I'm a transfer student, Naoto Kudo." The vibrato sounds surprisingly good.

Saiki Kusuo said blankly: "Well, I know, you already introduced yourself yesterday." So please get to the point quickly, don't waste time.

"I..." The boy blushed, and finally uttered such a sentence, "I want to be friends with you, uh, not just ordinary friends, but the best kind of relationship!"

Saiki Kusuo: "..." Although he already knew this from the muttering in his heart, he still had a feeling of disbelief, and it was enough to dawdle for a long time just to say this.

In other words, it really doesn't matter if the opening plot in this kind of youth love comics takes place in this scene?

Just when Saiki Kusuo was about to speak, another more passionate voice broke in suddenly.

"Hey—do you also want to find Qi Mu to be your friend? I do too!" A blue seaweed head who had been peeking at the side for a long time suddenly came over, patted the transfer student on the shoulder very familiarly, and threw He gave an "I understand you" look, "Oh, by the way, my name is Kai Teng Shun."

Naoto Kudo turned his head to look at the hand on his shoulder, frowned and raised his eyes to stare at the blue seaweed head who suddenly approached: "Are you the same as me?"

Hai Teng nodded instantly: "Yeah."

Naoto Kudo smiled slightly: "Then you and I are enemies?"

Saiki Kusuo: Huh?

System: "Hey, wait a minute, what are you talking about!"

"Yeah, huh?" Hai Teng nodded habitually, and after shaking his head, he slowly realized what the other party said, and suddenly he was a little confused, his wide eyes were full of confusion, "Enemy?"

After looking away from Saiki Kusuo's face, Kudo Naoto spoke a lot more smoothly: "I want to be the best friend with fan, uh Saiki-san, the best, that is, the only meaning!" To do it I'm going to do it!

Saiki Kusuo: Who do you want to kill?

"I see, I understand what you mean!" Hai Teng instantly restrained the expression on his face, as if infected by the other party's solemn attitude, two small fires ignited in his eyes, and even deliberately lowered his tone a little, pretending to be Heavy voice, "I will not lose to you!"

Saiki Kusuo: "..." Hey, I haven't expressed my opinion yet, what the hell are you arguing about!

It happened so suddenly, the parties had just recovered from their bewilderment, and before they had time to stop the conflict, the class bell rang, and the two arguing glanced at each other, then turned and returned to their seats.

Saiki Kusuo looked around at their figures, and sighed: For some reason, there is always an ominous premonition.

Yes, this matter is not over yet~

Because after the class break, the students' attention has completely shifted to places outside the classroom. Not only are small notes flying around in the classroom, but even the fingers of the mobile phone are moving non-stop. The rumors of Shun's scramble for Saiki Kusuo have spread.

My own classroom, the classroom next door, the classroom next door, and almost the entire teaching building, the discussion on this matter has never stopped. As it spreads, the news becomes distorted. The original two people became a hundred people. His surname Qi Mu also changed to Best (Sai ​​Gao).

In the end, the rumors became like this - there is a pink-haired man with a tall face in the PK Academy, who is infinitely charming. Whenever he meets him, he will be attracted by his deep eyes, so that he easily completes the hundred people in one semester. cut.

Saiki Saiko's pink-haired hundred people cut Kusuo: "..."

It's obviously just two secondary illnesses fighting each other, what are you melon-eating people messing up!

Forget it, anyway, he didn't mention his name, so let them play, anyway, these guys are only three-pointed, and they will stop soon... Maybe.

Qi Munan was uneasy under his ambition, but he didn't know how to deal with such troubles before, so he could only choose to wait and see the changes.

Changes do exist, but it is not yet clear whether they are good or bad.

The system is also one of the people who most hope that the two of them will stop quickly, but he doesn't dare to hope that they will automatically reduce the fire like others.Living in the body of Naoto Kudo, he is witnessing with his own eyes that this dude carefully lists one to N items on paper—things that must be done between good friends.

I'm really not afraid of idiots who are uneducated, but I am afraid of idiots making plans!

The unbearable system yelled at him: "I told you, at this stage, we only need to establish a basic connection with Fen Mao, and then gradually strengthen trust, what kind of best friend are you, what are you thinking in your mind! "

Kudo Naoto said earnestly: "System, I think it's better to be honest."

The system's tone was a little more helpless: "I didn't let you lie."

Naoto Kudo shook his head with a heavy face: "No, no, our ultimate goal is actually no different from deceiving people in nature, so I decided to come here!" Clenched fists.

System: "..." Did this mentally retarded person really understand what he said? What the hell is this talking about?

"I will definitely become Fenmao's best friend!" The boy raised his fist and said firmly, "Friendship, justice, victory!"

System: "Please, can you watch less boy manga!"

Saiki Kusuo who was squatting in the next room: "..."

To be honest, he didn't want to eavesdrop at first, but his name had been registered so many times that he couldn't ignore it.

Anyway, being idle now is also idle, after all it has something to do with him, so let him listen to it.

Then, when he eavesdropped on Naoto Kudo thinking about the project, he also complained in his heart.

"Watching a movie, it will be spoiled, I don't want to go."

"What the hell is holding hands shopping?"

"It's a competition to see who can urinate farther away... Elementary school kid?"

……

The system seemed to join in later, and after that, the shame level of the project content was suddenly greatly increased, and even the next door, Saiki Kusuo, felt his scalp tingling.

Please, this is not a friend list anymore!

Naoto Kudo was a little hesitant at first, but was fooled by the system that surpassed him in both quotient and eloquence. In the end, the idiot was so moved that he foolishly moved the corner of his eyes: "System, you really still love me!"

System: No, I just want to see how you will die.

By the time he finished making the list, more than two hours had passed without knowing it, and there were hundreds of items listed on the paper.

Naoto Kudo picked up the list, and the bottom of the list rolled down from the table and fell to the ground. The boy's eyes subconsciously chased it, from top to bottom, and then fell to the floor.

He rubbed his chin with the other hand, hesitantly said: "System, I always feel that this seems to be a bit too much, when will this be finished?"

The system said softly: "It's okay, take your time." Since the frog doesn't learn to behave, it can only give it a hot bath.

"Oh."

"Let's go to the first item first."

"Ah."

Naoto Kudo looked down at the first line of the menu in his hand - shaking hands.

The author has something to say: When the console burned out, I thought it would be released next year, but luckily I found an alternative.However, I couldn’t help opening a hole after burning the remaining [-] manuscripts. I feel so desperate...so let’s take it slowly~

Then, the above is the performance of the protagonist's IQ threshold line, as long as the author and I don't have brain twitches, it is basically this standard.