I water the flowers of the kaolin

My name is Fang Jiyun, and I used to think that Lao Ba's main job was to blow up doors, and his side job was the killer.Now I realize that this person is frighteningly sharp and vigilant. How could a killer be his side job?

His side job should be eating melons!

Lao Ba often nests by the wall and listens to the gossip of the servants, like my old man listening to the news broadcast. He will draw effective information from a bunch of meaningless words, predict the international situation, and analyze who will raise his salary.

He was right this time.Sure enough, Cao Geometry sent someone to kill Li Zangfeng, and the entire army was wiped out, thinking of me.

The two abstractionists said that I had an old wound, and Cao Gee suggested that they should take care of my wound around the clock. The left and right were so frightened that they couldn’t distinguish between the left and the right, saying that I was carrying this old wound, which might or might not happen. It's Schrödinger's old injury, who knows who is pregnant, anyway, they have never been pregnant.

That's it, it's up to me to kill Li Zangfeng, and it's up to Li Zangfeng how I die.

By the way, how did the three killers die this time?

As soon as I asked, Su Weibai gave a summary of the previous situation.

Li Zangfeng sneezed 50 times, and Cao Geometric was encouraged, thinking that allergic rhinitis could develop into fatal rhinitis.So he sent the third, fourth, and sixth to besiege and kill Li Zangfeng.

The backpacks of the three of them were full of pollen allergens, which were terrible weapons for Li Zangfeng, a rhinitis fighter.

As a result, as soon as the three of them set off, before reaching their destination, the Rhinitis Soldier arrived first.

Today is not yesterday, Li Zangfeng is a prepared soldier.

Su Weibai: "He went to see Doctor Luo, who cured his fatal nasal disease."

I asked, "Is he alright?"

I was shocked at first, and then gave birth to endless admiration.Li Zangfeng is worthy of being Li Zangfeng, if he is determined, he can accomplish anything he wants, how can a mere sneeze rarely bring him down?

I was just admiring it, when Su Weibai said again: "I heard that he paid 1000 yuan for two consultations, and the genius doctor gave him something."

I wondered: "What is it?"

Su Weibai: "Nose clip."

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This is really a miracle doctor.

Su Weibai said enviously: "The genius doctor used high-quality Hetian jade to make nose clips, and he gave Li Zangfeng six Hetian jade nose plugs as a gift, the size of which perfectly matches the size of his nostrils!"

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This is definitely a miracle doctor!

Su Weibai lamented: "He was so caring, yet he was rejected by Li Zangfeng! How great it would be if he put it on me!"

Don't you, you are adding scenes to a two-person movie without authorization.

I asked, "How did those three people get defeated by Li Zangfeng?"

Su Weibai: "Last time he killed three people with a total of nine knives, but this time he only used six knives. His knives are getting faster and faster. Every time he kills a master, his cultivation will increase. Not easy to deal with."

He hesitated to speak, as if he was worried about my reunion with Li Zangfeng.

I feel embarrassed when I look at it like this. After all, after being slapped in the face by him many times, I have always firmly believed that he is a pervert, born with cold hatred and lack of empathy, but now you see, who says people can't change of?A little pervert like Xiao Su can care about people after being nourished by (my).

It can be seen that people should not be too narrow-minded, and things must have a developmental perspective.

Su Weibai added: "I often think, how beautiful would such a fast knife be when cutting the human body? Watching the Seventh Brother fight Li Zangfeng this time, I must be able to realize my dream."

... round what! ?

Who are you cursing! ?

I squeezed his waist with a cold face, twisted my fingers 360 degrees, and twisted three layers of flesh.Su Weibai yelled out in delight, the rippling moisture in the voice made my face turn pale with fright, I couldn't help but squeezed hard, he felt shy from the pain now, remembering who he cursed, he quickly said Let's talk about Li Zangfeng's recent situation.

It is reported that Cang Shuangshuang, the top killer of [Lingji Building], will assassinate Jiang Zique, the manager of [Da Zixiao Palace] in the near future.

Upon hearing the above news, Li Zangfeng decided to get up and go to the [Great Zixiao Palace] to assassinate Cang Shuangshuang who was going to assassinate the person in charge.

After hearing the above two pieces of news, Su Weibai suggested that I get up and go to the [Great Zixiao Palace] to assassinate one Li Zangfeng who assassinated another assassin.

I asked, "You want me to be the assassin's assassin's assassin?"

This is like a three-story Russian nesting doll, Su Weibai understood it, clenched his fists and said: "Brother Seven can go straight to the Great Zixiao Palace, if you don't show up halfway, what happened last time will not happen.

What happened last time?Did he mean the twelve thugs?

Thinking about it carefully, thanks to this group of people who wanted to assassinate me, I didn't fight Li Zangfeng directly.It's great to have such a group of spoilers, if they can mess up this pool of clear water.

I asked him, "When I am the assassin's assassin's assassin, will no one come to assassinate me?"

The four-story matryoshka, Su Weibai thought for a moment before saying: "If someone assassinates you when the seventh brother assassinates Li Zangfeng who wants to assassinate Cang Shuangshuang, I will definitely assassinate him!"

Five layers of nesting dolls!

Wait, who assassinated whom?Do I assassinate Cang Shuangshuang?Did you assassinate Li Zangfeng?Why did I faint first when it was over.

Day two.

I was about to leave, but as soon as I got to the gate, I found that Cao Geometric was waiting beside the carriage, and Dr. You was also there.

Cao Ji reluctantly shook my hand: "With the doctor following me, I can rest assured that you will go."

I withdrew my hand blankly: "There are too many people in the way, no need."

Cao Ji advised me kindly: "If you must not let him follow you, at least drink his medicine."

Doctor You handed me a bowl of medicine with a flattering face, saying it was a good medicine for the congestion in the brain.I wanted to say no, but Cao Ji suddenly mentioned: "You and Lao Ba have gotten very close recently."

What's wrong with getting close?Didn't you see how old Ba's face was when I beat him up?This is the testimony of our bad friendship.

I turned cold: "He is looking for me."

Cao Ji: "But you didn't push him away."

His smile seemed to be asking: He harassed you all day long, and you didn't do anything to him, just slapped him in the face. When did you two get so good?

My heart thumped, fearing that he would ask some serious questions, I took the bowl and drank the medicine to the end in one gulp, got into the carriage, put down the curtain, and when the carriage was gone, I would hold it in my mouth. He spit out all the medicine in his mouth.

I know if I was hurt, but who knows about Mr. Right's medicine?

Those who died must know, after all, they were all poisoned by Mr. You.

According to Lao Ba, there was once a person who drank Mr. You's medicine, who was as strong as a cow at the beginning, with a red face, and died of rotten body three months later. When he died, his head was like a watermelon shattered outward.

So whoever likes to drink this medicine can drink it, anyway, I don't.

Last time Su Weibai acted as a boatman, this time as a coachman, he was so happy, he drove a two-wheeled carriage and a four-wheeled Mercedes all the way, it was really a wild biker and Grand Theft Auto, I got carriage sick on the first day Yes, I vomited the whole process.

Lao Qi shouldn't be dizzy with his physical fitness, but I am dizzy.

If I didn't get carriage sick, Su Weibai would be able to escape even if I hit him.But now my face is pale from vomiting and my legs are limp, that's all, life matters.

Su Weibai saw me throwing up while helping the car, and thought I was a relapse of an old injury.In order to make me feel better, he specifically mentioned the Great Zixiao Palace.

This palace is majestic and beautiful, the eaves are cleverly stacked with fighting pavilions, the palace is built on the scale of the mountain, surrounded by cliffs and isolated walls, all the palace people are good mountain climbers, if they don't know how to climb, they will be hated forever if they make a mistake.

He talked about his big mountains, but I suddenly became cheerful when I heard it.

I've considered jumping off a cliff to feign death.But the first reason is that the terrain of the cliff is not easy to find. Most of the cliffs are in the deep mountains and old forests. If you want to go, you will get lost first.The second reason is that jumping off a cliff and not dying is an old meme in the world of martial arts, and whoever uses it is an old hat.

As a result, when I heard the situation of the mountain, I found that when I met Li Zangfeng again, it was actually feasible to jump off the cliff and feign death.With this old-fashioned stalk, I can escape without leaving any openings!No one can tell whether I am dead or alive!

What does this show?

Trendy memes will be outdated, old-fashioned memes will never be outdated!

Fang Jiyun, you will definitely be able to escape successfully!