I water the flowers of the kaolin

My name is Fang Jiyun, and I wonder if this little brother in front of me has some special hobbies.

As for the tattooing, I refused without hesitation.

Su Weibai's surname is not Yue, and I am not his kind old mother.I don't even know Old Seven's real name, should I stab Old Seven on his back?

For a whole day after refusing to sign, Su Weibai stuck to me like a piece of chewing gum. He ate with me when I ate, stood guard outside when I went to the toilet, and lay not far away when I slept.He also has a variety of expressions, sometimes shy, with a bit of inappropriate shyness, sometimes sacred and solemn, looking at me like looking at the lighthouse.When I glance at him occasionally, he raises his face excitedly.If I said just a few words, it would be as if he had been hit by a holy light, and his whole body would be illuminated.

He stayed with me almost all night, so do you think I can sleep well this night?

I can understand his fanatical admiration for Lao Qi, but such behavior has seriously interfered with my plan of eating and escaping, so I decided to offer some tactful opinions.

The next day, Su Weibai found that his chopsticks had been cut off.

Who cut it?I.

Su Weibai looked at me with some surprise, and I looked at him expressionlessly.

"Those who are close to me will either die or be injured. You should see what happens to these chopsticks."

If you don't give me any more privacy, you kid won't need it from now on.

This is the countermeasure I have been thinking about all night. It is not only a metaphor for people, but also a kind of plot. It also reflects my superb speaking skills and proud EQ.Do you think it's great?

Su Weibai seemed to understand it, but he didn't expect the warning to come so quickly, and he fell into a long shock.

I picked up the chopsticks and prepared to eat.Unexpectedly, Su Weibai stood up immediately, holding the two cut chopsticks tightly, trembling with excitement, as if a cluster of sparks burned from the corners of his eyes to his fingertips.

"Seventh brother, we have been together for a day and a night, and you have never said such a long word to me! We are destined by fate!"

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Are you a non-key class repeater who graduated from a key middle school? What are the key points! ?

I accidentally smashed the chopsticks on his face, but luckily I held back.My face was also held back, it held the image of Lao Qi in the strong wind and waves, it was not distorted, and there was no major collapse event, I am proud of it.

But Su Weibai seemed to miss me very much, he patted his chest and said: "I heard that everyone who is close to you will suffer misfortune. But you don't have to worry about me, I am not the same as them!"

Yes, you are more annoying than them.

I suddenly began to miss Dr. Left and Right. Even though they are the representatives of abstract art, their faces have the simplicity of Fauvism and the naturalness of minimalism.At the very least, I can scare them three feet away casually, unlike this one, not only can I not scare him, he almost scares me to death!

Su Weibai threw the chopsticks on the ground again, and said decisively: "I swear to God, if I alienate Brother Seven like everyone else, my fate will be the same as this chopsticks!"

He slammed down a heavy oath, and I couldn't bear it anymore.

With a movement of my right hand, the chopsticks left my fingertips and rushed towards Su Weibai.

This used to be an ordinary wooden chopstick, but now it looks more like an ordinary ICBM.

There is air friction resistance in the front, but it does not slow down, but with the support of my hand strength in the rear, it still has to accelerate.

Look at the physical acceleration, look at the flight trajectory, although the thing flying out of Lao Qi's hand cannot be a flash of white light, it can be considered to have fully violated the laws of mechanics.I watched it fly, as if I saw Newton surfing on a coffin board, and Galileo soaring with a telescope.

Looking at it this way, Lao Qi is indeed a natural enemy in the physics world.

But just when it was about to hit Su Weibai's collarbone, Su Weibai actually stopped it.

He cut the chopsticks only for a moment, using five fingers, all of them are extraordinary, they are combined together as if they are magnetic, it's not like he cut the chopsticks, but it seems that the chopsticks were directly sucked into his hand.

I missed it, I didn't expect you to be a person who has trouble with physics.

Fortunately, he showed a gap when dealing with the chopsticks, and my hands started to move freely.

Lao Qi's hand is really beautiful, the length between the metacarpal bone and the phalanx is moderate, and it looks like a thin blade from the side, it is not too much to say that it is a scalpel.

As soon as this hand knife comes out, I don't bother to describe how it is an enemy of basic mechanics, so I will focus on human biology.This hand is now lying across Su Weibai's neck, anchored at the place where the blood vessels are most dense. If it is moved by three points, the neck bone will be dislocated, and if it is heavier, the entire artery will collapse.At that time, it must be crisp and raw, as beautiful as a duck neck cut with a sharp knife.

Of course, you can't really start.

"The closer you are to me, the closer my hand will be to your throat, do you understand?"

The knife in the hand is horizontal on the lifeblood, no warning will be better than this.

Su Weibai smiled at me, "Okay, I understand."

I withdrew my hand, I hope he really understands.

However, at this moment Su Weibai is no longer gentle and shy, he looks at me with a scrutinizing gaze.

"Deputy Pavilion Master Cao once said that Lao Qi doesn't make a move easily, and if he does, he will see blood. So Lao Ba has provoked you many times, and you can bear it, because once you make a move, it is irreversible, so you would rather bear the humiliation."

"After you woke up, you shot twice. Last time you let Lao Ba go, and this time you let me go easily... Lao Qi, why did you change?"

I felt a "thud" in my heart, this guy's idol filter is about to shatter?

The reason why brain-dead fans are often hated by people is because their love and hate are too extreme.Like Su Weibai, what he admires is Lao Qi and not me. He can always see the difference between me and Lao Qi. If he sees too much, one day his idol filter will collapse, and the probability of his fans turning black will not be used. Guess, it's inevitable.

It is necessary to know that a person who has a deep fan will be fatal if he is a black idol of the past.

Now that I have seen through the dark and the dark, will I let this kind of thing happen?

So I asked him like a magic stick: "Have you ever died?"

Su Weibai looked at me confusedly: "Of course not."

"You, a person who has never died, yet question me, a person who has died once, is it a joke?"

"How is this a joke?"

I said with a deep complexion: "Who can change in the vicissitudes of life? Who dares to change? What a majesty it was from the first to the sixth. They have remained unchanged from birth to death, and now they are all buried in the back garden. Don't you think so?" Do flower fertilizer like them?"

Su Weibai's complexion changed: "Of course I don't want to!"

The words were successful, and I turned my back, revealing an unfathomable back.

"If you are the same as before, you will lose your life easily. If you want to stay with me for a long time, the knife will be sharpened first."

When it comes to this point, Su Weibai is not stupid.

He respectfully bowed to me three times, and said that from today on, he would keep a certain distance from me, practice knives and fists more in his spare time, and strive to catch up with eight and surpass seven one day, and become a famous member of the organization .

I thought about his goal, which seemed a bit wrong, but it would be good if he could drive this person away a little bit.

Taking advantage of the good atmosphere, Su Weibai asked another question.

"May I ask you, Brother Seven, can you think about your funeral?"

Are you presumptuous or offended?

Su Weibai explained: "The tradition in the organization is to bury the dead killers in the back garden. But the seventh brother is different from ordinary people. Would you like to be like those people, with no name in life and no monument after death, and just bury them silently?" Under a field of flowers and grass?"

This statement is a bit interesting, so I asked him: "What do you think?"

Su Weibai said sincerely: "If Brother Seven doesn't mind, please allow me to take care of your body."

This is really a rare normal person. Although the way he expresses his respect is a bit strange, he should have no special hobbies, but his enthusiasm is too much, so he needs to be more controlled.

Just as I was about to agree, Su Weibai's eyes suddenly turned from warm to hot, and he didn't even say hello. He grabbed my hand as soon as he came up, with such strong force that it crackled, and the joints almost fell out.

"Brother Seven has a beautiful body and jade body, how can it be crushed into mud? Please promise me that if you die unfortunately one day, let me dispose of your body. If I can take your bones and skin, take your skin to make clothes, and take your body Pull out the leg bones to make a stick. I wear you on my body and walk with you, as if I am with you all the time, so I will die without regret!"

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...Nani! ?

The mentally handicapped person said he was a normal person just now! ?