I water the flowers of the kaolin

My name is Fang Jiyun, and I drew a shocking pie in front of Su Weibai, and I will definitely end Li Zangfeng by the Jinxian River.

This cake looks good, but the core of the cake is rotten.

Because all I can think about is run.

If you resign voluntarily like the fifth child, you can only do flower fertilizer in the end.So I decided to die in the line of duty.

Of course, I can't really be beaten to death by Li Zangfeng, but I can get injured by his hands, then fall into the Jinxian River, and pretend to drown in the river.

This plan has an important premise: Lao Qi is unscrupulous on land, but he is a landlubber.

I am different. I have passed the diving certificate and worked as a lifeguard in a swimming pool.The Jinxian River is also a river in the city, with many branches and extending in all directions. When others thought I was drowning, I would hold my breath and swim quietly, and quietly landed at another exit. I escaped far away. Who would have thought that I was alive?

The ideal is plump, but the reality is overweight.

When I smirked at the sky, I suddenly discovered that there was a huge loophole in this plan.

Even if Li Zangfeng went fishing in the Jinxian River, how big is the Jinxian River, which spy can find him in time?When the spies find out and the information is passed on layer by layer, is this person still in his original position?Will he wait there foolishly for the enemy to surround him?

This plan is full of uncertainties. If it is a person who is forced to beat his IQ, he may wait.If he was a duelist with some intelligence, he probably wouldn't be waiting there.

Look left and right, only I can fill this loophole.

Su Weibai was surprised when he heard my plan: "You want to lure him out yourself?"

I said decisively: "If I can't find him, I can only let him come to me."

Li Zangfeng chooses his opponent based on strength.In his eyes, Lao Qi is a top-quality steamed bun.Then I'm also looking for a place by the river to fish, I don't believe he won't come to me, he really wants to eat me up.

Using this excuse, I mobilized a large amount of Lao Qi's savings and wandered around Banyang City for three days.

On the first day, I painted myself into a big black face with mud, ate and drank in the most expensive restaurants in the city, paid with the heaviest silver, and stopped the shopkeeper from giving me change. Go fishing on the river.

The next day, I went to the cloth store and bought some women's clothing, red, green, and everything. Of course I wouldn't wear them, so I hung these bright clothes on my back and walked through the market, then went fishing by the river.

On the third day, I distributed the fish I caught two days ago to the common people. After admiring the expressions on their faces, I went fishing by the river.

It is very interesting to visit the ancient market, and I am even more happy to find out the topography of the water system in the city.On the way, a few hooligans wanted to ask me to collect protection money, but when I crushed a stone into thin strips in front of them, these troubles went away by themselves.

On the fourth day, go to the riverside... Oh no, here he is.

At that time, I was fishing by the river, and my face was covered with mud, which was a slight camouflage.I even put Lao Qi's big butt on a big rock, just as I was feeling my buttocks being rubbed, I felt a sharp breath approaching me.

When Su Weibai approached me for twenty steps, I knew he was there.This person was ten steps away from me before I could feel his presence. The sound of his footsteps almost disappeared, and even his murderous intent was well hidden.

Judging by the wonderful skill of concealing his breath, he is more like an assassin than Lao Qi, a genuine assassin. He feels like a ruthless person who can be restrained and let go, not an ordinary dueling guy.

So I put down my fishing rod and looked back, intending to see if it was a square or a round one. I must see the essence through the phenomenon, and never be fascinated by the mere appearance... Wow!

A man in ordinary clothes, with an ordinary knife tied around his waist, and a bamboo basket on his back, with a fishing rod protruding from the basket, at first glance, there is nothing to be ashamed of.

But he looks more handsome than my idol in my previous life, it's a sinful sin!

Look at the sinner's face, inlaid with white jade, with sharp features, like a sharp knife cutting through the thin ice in early spring, the knife enters and exits, and retracts only within an inch.A pair of tricks are more like the eyes of dragons and phoenixes in ancient paintings, easily captivating.

My classmates said that I only look at people's faces, and I am very superficial.I think it's superficial for him to say that.

I also look good.

His figure is that of a standard ancient Greek statue. He walks with the wind, and has a natural confidence that sweeps the audience. The mountain statue arches him, the stones let him, the cool wind and cold pave the way for him, and the sky is his umbrella. The water of the lake made him a blanket.

All the scenery, including my big black face smeared with mud, all set off his handsomeness.

I fished while sitting on rocks that hurt my ass.I thought that the handsome man would also sit on the rock when he walked towards me.In the end, he actually took out a small wooden bench from the bamboo basket, placed it beside me, and sat down firmly.

I'm furious!I sit on a stone and he actually sits on a bench!My ass hurts even more!

But this time I was on the alert.His whole figure is like walking out of the ice cave, and the place where he sits is like the judgment seat of the Yan Luo Palace. Looking horizontally and vertically, there are only two words on the nose, eyebrows and eyebrows - kill me.

He came to kill me, wanting a duel of life and death.

Then there is a small problem, can I jump into the river and feign death without fighting?

No, Cao Ji is not stupid, he sent Su Weibai to watch from the other side of the river.Such a jump is tantamount to being exposed directly. Any fool knows that this is an escape, and they have to fight first.

So I took off the bamboo hat and asked him with a black face: "Li Zangfeng?"

The handsome man asked, "Old Seven?"

If you don't deny it, you will acquiesce, and you know it's you, a dueling guy.

I looked down at his waist: "The knife is not bad."

Li Zangfeng looked at my chest: "You are not bad."

I wondered why he was looking at his chest, and asked, "Where is it good?"

Li Zangfeng then swept my whole body: "Everywhere is good."

Then I stared at his handsome eyes: "I am worth your coming?"

He looked at my throat first, and replied, "You are worth my knife."

I have confirmed this style of painting, it is a person who follows the ancient dragon style.

People with this style of painting are actually easier to deal with, because Gu Longfeng's lines are short and line breaks are very convenient. I can easily chat with him for a whole page.

But I can't do that right now.

Because Li Zangfeng's aura was already pressing on my chest, pressing on my forehead, the murderous aura was so full that it made me restless.

No wonder Xiaotao ran away as soon as she saw me, but when I got angry, I turned murderous.From the looks of it now, there was no difference between this murderous intent and a mental attack.It's just that I was the one who released it before, but now it's Li Zangfeng who attacks mentally, he is attacking, and I am receiving it, it is a hundred times harder to bear.

So I took out three sachets.

I originally wanted to open these three sachets during the battle, but by then the sky will be full of tidbits and snot will fly, no matter how aggressive Li Zangfeng is, his fashion value will be lost along with his face.I have never seen a handsome man who can continue to be handsome even after he sneezes. It can be seen that allergic rhinitis is the natural enemy of handsome men, and we nerd men should cherish this disease.

But as soon as I met Li Zangfeng, I abandoned this strategy.

I expected him to be strong, but I didn't expect him to be so strong.

My heart beats wildly when this duelist comes out, it's like that at first, and it only gets worse after a while.Yun speculated that his strength was at least a few rounds against Lao Ba, and he was on par with Lao Qi.The plan still needs to be changed accordingly, I have to cut his combat power first before starting the fight.Otherwise, if there is a real fight, he won't let me have time to get the sachet, let alone hurt me, and he will kill me directly.

I opened the bag of catkins in front of him, and I must make this handsome man sneeze very loudly, and it is best to slap me while crying.

Lose character, lose a lot.

If you lose your style, you lose everything.

Li Zangfeng!Say goodbye to your style!

As soon as the sachet was opened, the white catkins fluttered to the surroundings automatically. The handsome man's face was completely motionless, he didn't even breathe a bit, and the wind passed by his side without causing any ripples. With an enchantment, the moving molecules become static molecules when they are around him.

The result of being quiet is that he just looks at me like this, and I just look at him like this.

……

It seems a little awkward.

Li Zangfeng just stared at me without saying a word, so I had no choice but to maintain the paralyzed figure of the old seven who would die if he said a word, and silently stepped on the remaining catkins on the soles of the shoes, pretending that I was grinding the insoles.

Li Zangfeng didn't speak either, he sat there like a stone, his aura was as cold and persistent as the river wind, but his eyes never left me for a moment, no matter how small his movements were, he couldn't hide it from him.

The catkins are useless at all, maybe something is wrong.I stared at him in silence, my tiger and leopard-like gaze was half-moved, but my hands moved. I took the second sachet openly and flicked the poplar flower casually.

Pollen is carried by the wind.My nose started to itch, Li Zangfeng still didn't respond, but the way he looked at me became a little strange.

……

Cao Ji, you tricked me!

It is clearly me who has allergic rhinitis!

Li Zangfeng is really a patient and handsome man, he continued to keep silent.I diverted my eyes appropriately, pretended to look around the scenery, and then stuffed a few poplar flowers into my mouth one by one with no expression on my face, and ate them chewing, as if the thing was very interesting. It seems delicious.

Real men should eat flower petals, only sissies will watch.

Li Zangfeng just looked at it like this, and seemed to have some doubts, but he held back and didn't ask a word of disharmony.

Then I opened the third sachet.

As I expected, Li Zangfeng still sat firmly on the small bench, but he seemed to be more confused by my various behaviors.He opened his mouth, as if he wanted to ask something, but he held back and didn't ask anything.

……

What a nice guy.

The three sachets were all defeated, I finally gave up this rubbish strategy, and threw the sachets far away.

The moment I threw the sachet out, Li Zangfeng, who was motionless, suddenly turned red, his nose turned blue, and sneezed three earth-shattering sneezes.

……

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I rely on!This sneezing is delayed! ! !