[FGO] Stone is a bad civilization

David, the second king of the ancient State of Israel, laid the foundation for the prosperity of Israel at that time through conquest by force during his reign.

Although most of the heroic spirits will appear in the world with their most powerful posture, for some reason, David in fgo maintains the posture of a young shepherd uncharacteristically, instead of showing others the appearance of him being crowned king and holding power .

Although in my original memory, I played the Stone, and most of the servants I focused on training were five-star, but because this heroic spirit has extremely conspicuous green hair and dresses like a magical girl, even if he is just a Zhang Samsung's silver card, I am also very impressed with him.

"This is Abishag...ah no, Atalanta," David stood up with a grin on his cane, pointed to the female servant who brought me here earlier, and the latter trembled The animal ears on the head snorted.

"It's too slow!" she said disdainfully.

I couldn't help but let out an "ah".

Although I didn't know much about this servant in the game before, as a scholar, I have heard of the most famous female huntress in Greek mythology.Legend has it that she was one of the fastest runners in Greece at that time, and she once repelled many suitors with the condition that "she will be killed if she can't run".

"It turns out that you are the most loyal follower of Artemis, the most sprinting female huntress in Greek mythology... No wonder I couldn't keep up with your footsteps even if I tried my best."

I wanted to try my best to express my friendliness to the other party, but I never expected that my remarks would be met with a look of disgust from the other party.

"...The hypocritical man is really disgusting."

The smile on my face froze, and then I remembered that the Greek heroine opposite had a setting of "hating men".

From this point of view, what I said earlier was counterproductive.I touched my nose in embarrassment.

Just when I was embarrassed by the other party's sharp words, David, who was standing aside, stepped forward in time to smooth things over.

"Atalanta, this is our partner, should you be more polite to him?" David said, "After all, you have put up with me for so many days, it doesn't matter if there is another man."

Speaking of this, the servant dressed as a shepherd touched his chin, looked around my face, pondered for a few seconds, and added: "And look at how beautiful he is, and his hair is so long... With such a posture and posture, if you dress up a little bit, you won't have the slightest sense of disobedience if you are treated as a woman, right?"

"King David..." I promptly withdrew my unexpressed gratitude from the bottom of my heart, and said helplessly, "I have no breasts and no butt, so I am a man no matter how you look at it?"

"Oh, I mean the waist, waist!" David stretched out his hand to me from the air, and then sighed, "Abishag's waist is also very thin..."

I:"……"

"Ah, you are enough!"

Atalanta, who had been silent since just now, suddenly became violent at this moment, and cursed at the nostalgic David.

"It's okay to keep calling 'Abisha' and 'Abisha' at me, but this Master is a man? You can also call 'Abisha' to a man. Are you blind or have a brain problem? !"

"Hey, don't say that," David was not angry when he was scolded, and explained to the other party slowly, his words were full of naturalness, "Abishag is the most beautiful woman in the world, so she is so beautiful. What's wrong with someone I call 'Abishag'."

His too calm attitude choked Atalanta's words back, and the female servant with animal ears on her head rolled her eyes, snorted hard from her nose, and shut up.

I was a little speechless watching David throw me a wink from an invisible angle of Atalanta, and once again had a new understanding of the waywardness and self of the ancient king in the bottom of my heart.

In the following time, David briefly explained to me the general situation of this singularity, and then showed me the gorgeous box called "Ark of the Covenant" placed in the center of the room.

"Is this the real Ark of the Covenant?" I looked at it curiously, but just as I was about to move closer to take a closer look, Atalanta slapped me hard on the forehead.

"Stay away," she said, "The nature of the ark's death on touch has been explained to you just now. It doesn't matter if you want to die, but don't take this world with you to be buried with you."

I hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, sorry, because it's rare to have the opportunity to see the real Ark of the Covenant, so I can't help but want to take a good look..."

"Is this really the Ark of the Covenant of Moses? It's made of acacia wood? Is it gilded on the outside? Wow, these two cherubim are so beautifully carved..."

I tried my best to resist the urge to touch it directly, and stretched my neck to look at the Ark of the Covenant outside the boundaries drawn by Atalanta.

"The craftsmanship and wisdom of the ancient working people are really amazing?!" I sighed sincerely.

David, who was standing beside me, laughed "haha" twice: "Although you seem to like this thing very much, I'm sorry, master, this is a treasure that was abstracted based on the concept of the ark of the covenant, so it shouldn't be considered a treasure. It's original."

"oh, I see."

"Yeah," David shrugged, "Let's say it's my treasure, but in fact I'm just its holder. Even if I die, as long as there is a new holder, the Ark of the Covenant will not disappear. ...ah, by the way, it cannot be spiritized."

"Well..." I nodded to show that I understood everything, "So, what do you guys want to do next?"

"Isn't it up to you to decide?"

David said so, but suddenly reached out and poked my left arm.His hand was a bit strong, and he happened to touch the most seriously injured place. I hadn't expected the sudden movement of the other party at all, and the sudden aroused pain made me scream out involuntarily.

"Ah, the injury is still very serious," David was a little surprised, and then explained to me, "When Atalanta came back, she said that your arm seemed to be broken. You are too careless to pay attention to your body even if you run wildly after her after looking bad."

He shook the stick in his hand, and a small green light ball condensed on the tip of the stick, then stretched out his other empty hand, and gently and unquestionably held the arm in my hand.

"Uh, that..." I wanted to explain something, but the other party stopped me with his eyes.

"I'm a shepherd, and I'm good at taking care of sheep..." He babbled while bringing the magic ball close to my wound, "Humans and sheep are similar, right? There's no difference in magic. The race is a miracle of execution. After all, it was an act of God in the first place, all beings are equal, all beings are equal!"

David hummed a few strings of tunes relaxedly, but it didn't take long before his expression became serious, showing that he restrained his casual smile, then frowned tightly, and finally even his lips tightened. Sip up.

"Why isn't there any sign of improvement..." He muttered to himself.

"Actually..." I said embarrassingly, "I have an insulated physique, and external magic power and magic are useless."

"It could be like this?" David's eyes widened in surprise, and the green light on the stick flickered twice, then went out.

"This is really troublesome, I didn't expect it to become like this..." He whispered a few words quickly, then turned his head away.

"Atalanta," he shouted at the animal-eared huntress who was huddled in the corner and dazed with nothing to do, "can I bother you to get some materials that can be used as splints? Xue Jian's fracture can no longer be dragged down. "

Atalanta didn't refuse, stood up and nodded to David, then glanced at me, and left the underground building with light steps.

"Okay."

David sat down on the ground again and waved to me: "Come on, sit down, let's talk."

I did not refuse the other party's invitation, and sat on the floor with my long clothes lifted.

"You deliberately distracted Atalanta, is there anything you don't want her to hear?" I asked the other party.

After hearing this, David was taken aback for a moment, and then showed a "sure enough" expression.

"It's really sharp, Xuejian." He smiled, "Having such a master is the right investment."

"Thank you," I waved my injured left arm, "Of course I am aware of my own injury. Although magic is not effective for me, my own recovery ability is very strong... If it weren't for King David, you suddenly touched it earlier. If I take a moment, I will almost ignore this fracture."

David spread his hands towards me: "It's not a good thing to get used to getting hurt. Although the current situation is indeed critical, you should treat yourself better occasionally... It's really difficult for one or two to work so hard."

Feeling that there was something in the other party's words, I couldn't help asking him: "Let's not mention my question, have you ever met... a very desperate person before? Ah, it probably happened before you were alive? Forget it, when I without……"

"Not really," David smiled, "Speaking of which, the words that I thought you looked like Abishag were not for the sake of character design. I really think that you and her are in some places Somewhat similar."

I was a little depressed: "Let's not talk about looks, shall we? It's not my intention to have long hair. It's my mother who prefers this style of dress, and she has always ordered me to keep this hairstyle."

"Oh?" David raised his eyebrows, "Then you are really a good boy. Hey, after all, the human body has been burned, so it's useless to keep your hair?"

I glanced at him helplessly: "You are really ruthless."

"Hi, I'm sorry, sorry, do you want to cry? For the sake of your resemblance to Abishag, Daddy David can lend you his shoulder?"

"Don't dare to be, dare not be." I twitched the corners of my mouth with a fake smile, "If I mistakenly recognize my father outside, I will be beaten to death by my own father after the world is restored."

"Don't say that..." David propped his chin and tilted his head to look at me, "Are you of Jewish blood? Then there is a high probability that you will be my descendant... It won't hurt you to call me?"

"...Yes, but why are you so obsessed with calling this kind of thing." I was almost lost my temper by his persistence.

"Well, how should I put it..." David narrowed his eyes, and a look of nostalgia suddenly appeared on his face, "I had a son before, and he never called me 'Daddy', so when I saw you, I suddenly wanted to Are you trying to call it that?"

I didn't go into what David said was his son, but I was a little shocked by the incongruity of the other party's logic, but after all, the other party is a heroic spirit and the famous King David, so even though I thought about him in my heart The complaints have piled up as high as a mountain, but on the surface I still have to maintain a relatively decent posture, saying: "Then you should also listen to me calling it that way? Do you need me to help summon that heroic spirit? Let the Lord do this kind of thing, after all, I can't even be your Master, let alone your son?"

"Oh, that's not necessarily true." David rolled his eyes and gave me a slightly smiling look, "Didn't you realize that I am indeed the servant you summoned."

"Varied……"

"So, it's okay to ask Dad to come and listen?"

The author has something to say:

David: Are you of Jewish descent?Are you Jewish?That's my David's boy...Cry daddy come and listen?

Doctor: Grandpa, grandpa, great-grandpa, old-grandfather... okay?

Doctor: poof

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david was just teasing the doc, he didn't mean anything else, really