beyond the dawn

Extra Story [-] My childhood sweetheart has a problem

Hello everyone, my name is Tomson, and I am the fifth child of Wanshiwu. Well, I am in charge of speed.It's never been a problem to catch up with the high-speed rail, but I still can't beat Xiaoxi, probably.

I want to introduce my childhood sweethearts to you, but before I introduce my childhood sweethearts, I need to introduce everyone in Master House.First of all, the boss Youlu - the boss is really powerful, before him, I have never seen anyone who can really beat people into mud.But the boss is usually very good, he will cook for us, the meal the boss cooks is the best I have ever eaten.And the boss is very lazy when he is not cooking, especially when he has no tasks, he just lies on the sofa and does nothing.It made people suspect that the person whose eyes turned red when he beat someone was the same person who was lying on the sofa like mud.

(Voice-over: Ah Chen, put on a smile, otherwise people will think we are forcing you to boast.)

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(Voiceover: Smile, Ah Chen)

I am laughing. (no emotional ups and downs at all)

(Voice-over: Chen, are you angry?)

... (the expression doesn't change at all)

(Voice-over: Chen, are you sad?)

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(Voice-over: Chen, are you sure you changed your expression as I said?)

Ok

(Voice-over: ...Achen, has anyone ever told you that you have facial paralysis?)

Well, Yiyi said it.But my expression has changed, you can see the corners of my mouth are raised.

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(Voiceover: Let's get down to business.)

Well, after talking about the boss, the second brother Qiu Ze is next. The second brother is very smart. In order to support the expenses of the big family, the second brother also opened a company. It is currently running well, although I have not seen it. I don't know exactly what to do.The results can be seen from the bulging pockets of each of us, and we are all short of money.

(Voice-over: Aren’t you still receiving jobs? Didn’t the money in your pockets come from receiving jobs?)

It is a problem to support the few of us at the next point. Most of the money for living, food and food now comes from the second brother's company.To put it bluntly, we are all moths, eating and drinking for nothing all day long.

(Voiceover: ...)

Continuing, let's talk about the third and fourth children, the twins Qi Yuxiang and Qi Yuyu.The two of them are really like Siamese twins, they are connected to each other wherever they go, and they go to the toilet together.The twins actually have quite different personalities. The elder brother Xiaoxiang is more mature, and usually doesn’t talk much and doesn’t cause trouble. The younger brother Xiaoyu is just a brat, jumping up and down all day long.This is also favored by Xiaoxiang, he will accompany Xiaoyu when he makes troubles, and he will take care of Xiaoyu when he makes troubles.The ability of the twins is prophecy. Their way of prophecy is rather peculiar. If two people are asked to kiss, the prophecy will come out with a click.Pop it.

(Voice-over: Achen, do you envy them that they can poke.)

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After talking about the twins, it's time for me. My name is Tomson, and I'm in charge of speed.I have many advantages.

(Voice-over: Chen, do you think you are arrogant?)

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I have many advantages.I run fast, I run fast, fast, fast!

(Voice-over: Alright, let’s continue, next is Yiyi.)

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Let's talk about Yiyi.Yiyi is my childhood sweetheart, yes, she is what I want to talk about today, but I will talk about her troubles later, let’s finish Wanshiwu first.Yiyi is the sixth child and the only girl in Wanshiwu. Everyone dotes on her very much. In addition, Yiyi is very cute, so it is natural to dote on her.

(Voice-over: Ah Chen, do you like Yiyi? Do you like it?)

You are the one who likes Yiyi, and your whole family likes Yiyi.

(Voice-over: Ah Chen, you are so tsundere!)

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Speaking of Yiyi, isn’t Yiyi’s ability to hypnotize her? When she was a child and couldn’t control her power, she had many troubles. Once she performed in the square and accidentally hypnotized everyone in the square. Then the group of people They all thought that they had an incurable disease, and the hospitals in the town were overwhelmed by them. In the end, the mayor saw the problem and asked a master to lift the group hypnosis, and the matter stopped.But also because of this, Yiyi was squeezed out by everyone, and her life was not good. Later, Yiyi's master took Yiyi out of the town, and life improved a little bit.Then, in order to learn hypnosis well, Yiyi practiced day and night, and also studied a lot of psychology books.Yiyi and I are childhood sweethearts. When Yiyi was excluded, I was also excluded. When Yiyi was taken away by the master, I followed secretly. Anyway, I have no family. Yiyi is my family, so I became Yiyi’s practice later. object.By now, she was almost immune to Yiyi's hypnosis.

(Voice-over: Thank you for your hard work.)

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Let's talk about Xiaoxi.Xiaoxi is a very magical existence. In terms of fighting, the boss may not be able to beat him. Although they have never fought before, the boss can beat people into mud, and Xiaoxi's glass shatters with just one look; in terms of IQ, he is also in the second Above the elder brother, not to mention the way of management, Xiaoxi has never participated in it, and you can't see it, but you can always feel it when you are on a mission. There is no problem that Xiaoxi can't solve. Once there was a murder case in a secret room, and many people I didn't have any clue, once Xiaoxi went, it was solved within 5 minutes... In terms of prophecy, it seems that Xiaoxi can't predict it?Then this is the victory of the twins; in terms of speed, I can't outrun Xiaoxi...I can't outrun...

(Voice-over: Ah Chen, don't be sad, Xiao Xi is a monster.)

You are the monster, your family is all monsters, Xiaoxi is so cute.

(Voice-over: Ah Chen, you are so tsundere!)

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Speaking of business, and talking about hypnosis, although I'm sorry for Yiyi, Xiaoxi's hints are not inferior to Yiyi.To sum it up, Xiaoxi is amazing and powerful.But he is not without weaknesses, Xiaoxi can't sleep, suffers from insomnia, dreams, and is still very angry when he wakes up, especially heavy.Um!very heavy.What's more, he doesn't like being touched by others. When he first came, we couldn't get close to him. Now it's much better, and it doesn't matter if we touch him occasionally.

The last one is Xiaoba, Xiaoba, when we saw him, he was rummaging through the trash, Xiaoxi couldn't stand it, begged the boss to pick up Xiaoba, and even got a Fuba name.When I first picked it up, Xiao Ba couldn't speak yet, it was taught by the second brother, and the others didn't know what they taught. The twins taught him to make trouble, and Yiyi always instilled some messy things in him.Me, I'm not good at dealing with children, so I hide away.The boss doesn't seem to like children very much, except when eating, he generally doesn't care.As for Xiaoxi, he accepted Xiaoba quickly, and Xiaoba likes to hug him and listen to him, um, that's great.

(Voice-over: Si Tiaojiao is jealous?)

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After the introduction, let me talk about my childhood sweetheart, that is, Yiyi's troubles. What troubles does Yiyi have?Obviously, flat chested.Although I often tell her how to flatten the world if her chest is not flat, of course these are all perfunctory words, after all, I can't make her not flat chested.

(Voice-over: Achen, have you ever heard of a theory? That is, you can do whatever you want.)

what?

(Voice-over: I'm not polluting your mind anymore, you go on.)

Well, I don't mind, in fact, everyone doesn't mind, it's just that Yiyi cares too much, and we all want to make fun of her.The twins often said that Yiyi's breasts were so flat in her previous life.The eldest brother and the second brother don't say much, the eldest brother probably doesn't want to talk, and the second brother doesn't want to waste time on boring things.Xiaoxi usually doesn't say anything, but if he gets anxious, she will say anything at random.That time, Xiaoxi was "going to school" on the first day, and she couldn't be late, so the boss gave us a task to wake Xiaoxi up.Usually we dare not wake him up, for fear of being kicked away by him, but we have to obey the boss's orders, and Xiaoxi is not good at using violence, so we started to talk about Yiyi's flat chest.

Yiyi was hit, and threw herself into my arms, howling dryly. Although it was a fake cry, she was still a little bit sad, and I could feel her hands trembling slightly.

(Voice-over: Chen, you have such strong muscles, can you feel the slight trembling?)

What do you know, feel it with your heart, feel it with your heart.

(Voiceover: ...)

Let’s continue, Yiyi, in order to improve the current situation, I have tried various methods, such as eating papaya, I didn’t say that, the taste of papaya is really strange, Yiyi is not willing to eat alone, so she has to drag me to eat together After three months of eating, she hasn't changed much. For me, I may have gained weight, and I look a little bigger.Yiyi was hit, why didn't she change much?What can I do? I advised her, Yiyi, everyone’s physique is different, and the effect is also different. Once the papaya is combined with my genes, it is directly proportional to your genes. Maybe they don’t taste right. Hey, it's normal whether it works or not, we don't mind, let's talk about how an injustice can make the world peaceful.

Yes, I got kicked.

A few days later, I heard somewhere that eating pig's trotters can, um, you know, breast enlargement.I pestered the boss to stew the pig's trotters.Eating it every day and every meal makes me tired of watching it.After eating for a week, one day, Yiyi screamed as soon as she got on the scale, which shocked me.Running over to take a look, Yiyi smashed the scale, the broken one was too horrible to look at.After that, Yiyi didn't pester the boss to eat pig's trotters anymore, and the boss didn't even touch the pig's trotters when he made them.

After that, Yiyi also tried some methods, I don’t remember much, and I don’t really want to remember, and Yiyi didn’t let me remember her failures so many times, right?So, moreover, the result is there for all to see.

(Voice-over: Ah Chen, are you actually black-bellied?)

I don't have a dark stomach, so I can show you by pulling up my clothes?

(Voice-over: No, no, hot eyes.)

You are the only one with hot eyes, and your whole family has hot eyes!

(Voiceover: ...)

Actually, I'm almost done, so let's wrap it up.Voice-over You are the only one with hot eyes, and your whole family has hot eyes! o(￣ヘ￣o#)

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