What should I do if the shit shoveler loves me too much?

"Ah~~~~~~"

"Ah~~~~~~~~~"

"Stupid host, don't sigh anymore, think of a way!"

"What can I do? They were all caught. There is no habit of not eating pandas in this day and age."

The black and white cute beast crouching in the cage turned over, put its front paws behind its head and raised its legs, as if you were on vacation.

Well, if you ignore the green-eyed tiger in the next cage.

"Hi, brother~ How long have you been here?" The panda lay down with a blade of grass in its mouth and waved its front paw.

"Roar~~~" The tiger got annoyed, jumped on the cage and stretched out his sharp claws to scratch this way, so anxious that he almost overturned the cell.

"Cut~ it's rude!" The panda rolled its eyes in the dark circles, basking in the sun and drowsy.

After a while, the servants in the garden will come over and deliver fresh bamboo shoots. What he has to do now is to recharge his batteries.

Considering that it has been more than a month since he came to this world, he was teleported to the Hundred Thousand Mountains when he first arrived, and he walked for a day and a night before seeing the official road.

And then he was, with honor, arrested.

As a little Gungun who just quit breastfeeding, although he was not treated as a national treasure in ancient times, he was undeniably cute.This train took him directly to the palace, where he became neighbors with a bunch of wild beasts and rare birds.

Gu Xiang looked at the white peacock triumphantly on the rockery, and at the opposite black panther lying on a tree branch with its tail twitching for a morning rest. He had to pinch his nose and admit that he had entered a zoo.

Then came the problem, he walked 99 steps out of [-] steps, and he has been staying next to the shit shovel officer for half a month, looking at the red stars and panda heads on the map, as if the Cowherd and Weaver Girl are separated by the Milky Way. Looking at the ocean and sighing.

"Don't sigh, someone is coming!"

Sure enough, the sound of noisy footsteps accompanied by a shrill voice came from a distance.

"Your Highness, please slow down. The black and white beast can't run away!"

"It's all you, it's been a month. If my uncle didn't mention it today, how long would you old tricksters want to hide from me?" Followed by an angry child's voice, the voice was only about seven or eight years old, But he has already bossed around and is quite dignified.

"Yo~" This is the first time I've seen outsiders in such a long time, Gu Xiang grabbed the cage and looked out with interest.

There was a group of people coming, more than a dozen mighty adults bowed their waists and slumped their backs, and the stars were holding the moon to guard a young man wearing gold and silver.At first glance, it is the baby lump in everyone who can eat and drink without worrying about food.

The child also saw the black and white beast looking at him through the railing, with a pair of black eye circles with dots of dark pea eyes, which was very funny.

The young master's eyes lit up, he quickened his pace and trotted over, leaving behind a group of servants shouting "be careful".

"It looks like I'm going to be released from prison!" Gu Xiang walked around the cage twice, and in a blink of an eye, he put on a pitiful look of being ravaged/ravaged.

"Aww~" The black and white beast in the cage half stood up, its two fat front paws were grabbing the railing, its eyes were looking out expectantly, and it was about to sing "Tears Behind the Bar".

The little boy was so cute that his heart trembled, he stepped forward and grabbed Gu Xiang's black paws and shook them, turned around and kicked the servant who had just followed up: "Hurry up and release Pangpang!" !"

fat!

Gu Xiang's two paws trembled, and he could hardly grasp the railing, and his breath was stuck on his chest, unable to go down or down, and he was barely suffocated to death.

This lingering nightmare!

I will endure!

He stared intently at the pair of hands that opened the cage, slowly accumulating strength with four claws, and then the moment the iron door opened.

Ready, run!

Maybe it was blinded by the panda's simple and honest appearance, no one thought that the black and white beast, which has been obedient for more than half a month and is surprisingly lazy to sleep except for eating, would have such explosive power.

Not only did he run away, but he calculated his route and ran at the feet of the young master. A group of servants were blocked by the dumbfounded young master, and a dozen of them failed to catch up to a panda that was the size of a puppy.

"Not bad~ It's much better than last time." Gale whistled past his ears, accompanied by the system's ridicule of standing and talking without back pain.Gu Xiang didn't bother to pay attention to him, just kept running in the direction of the attack target, saying that he couldn't be caught again.

He didn't complete the tasks in his previous life well, so he only got a grade B, plus two thousand points, which wasn't even enough to get between his teeth.

I thought I could go home as long as I completed the task, but I didn't know that I was cheated by the system again until I arrived at the main god's space.

The main god system expressly stipulates that only when the points reach [-] can one apply to return to the real world, but this may not be able to pass the application, it is simply a god-level pit.

For this reason, Gu Xiang spent a long time in the main god's space, passively sabotaging his work every day.In the end, the system gave a promise that it would release the water moderately, and asked for two benefits before reluctantly agreeing to continue the mission.

The first benefit is to know the direction of the original fate of the target.

To say that he is the shit shovel officer in this life, what a miserable word.

It is said that in the ancient times when many children were blessed, it was the best thing for a mistress to have multiple children.

But if this matter is placed in the royal family, it is a sign of the imminent catastrophe.

The place he is in now is called Wu Country, which is a typical feudal monarchy country.

Twenty-five years ago, the queen gave birth to a dragon son, which gave amnesty to the world.There are lanterns and festoons everywhere in the capital, singing and dancing, which is very lively.

That scene, many years later, people still talk about it, lamenting that the prince is the one that everyone expects, and the blessing of the world.

But they don't know that in the harem back then, the imperial concubine Yan gave birth to a dragon son on the same day.But because of his ugly appearance, the emperor took one look and never stepped into the gate of the Summer Palace again.

Only one name remains: Jie.She defined the newborn third prince as brutal, violent and unbearable.

It is really embarrassing that a generation of favorite concubines finally ended up in a cold palace.

It is said that the third prince has horns on his head and a blue face with fangs, like a hellish ghost.He was also violent and moody, and he did not know how many servants in the court were killed or injured because of him.

The queen was kind and did not dislike him because of his appearance.After the imperial concubine died, he was brought to take care of him, he was no different from the prince, which showed the mother's respect for the world.

After the enemy country invaded, 13-year-old Zhao Jie asked to join the army.Starting from the bottom of the pawns, on the battlefield, Buddhas blocked and killed Buddhas, and gods blocked and killed gods. In 12 years, he achieved the position of Generalissimo of the Western Conquest, and even took almost the entire enemy country into his pocket.

The vicious reputation resounds across the borders of several countries, which can stop children from crying at night.

Later, the old emperor was old and frail, and was stabbed to death.

The new emperor ascended the throne and gathered military power.

Zhao Jie became a prostitute in his early years and was the first to be arrested.A large number of contraband items, dragon robes and crowns, and imperial edicts of jade seals were found in the mansion. The evidence points to treason.

Some assassins turned themselves in, saying that the assassination of the old emperor was instigated by King Jie, just to ascend to the throne.

Ascending to the throne today, the Assassin felt guilty for the great kindness of the emperor, so he exposed King Jie's atrocities in public, just for peace of mind after death.

After the assassin finished speaking, he wiped his neck on the hall.

Zhao Jie couldn't argue with a hundred words, so he could only lead his men to break out of the encirclement.Although he saved his life, he was also convicted of being a traitor and traitor.

Later, like a bereaved dog, he fled around with his subordinates to avoid being chased and killed by the two countries.

In the end, he died in the valley of the snow-capped mountain, with his personal guards and attendants, and fought until the last soldier, all of them died, and they were undoubtedly spared.

The chasing officers and soldiers of the two countries put King Jie on the fire, lit a bonfire, and burned it for three days and three nights. The last generation of heroes turned into flying smoke.The cronies were also eaten by hyenas and wolves, and they were crushed and died without a whole body.

When Gu Xiang read this information for the first time, deep down in his heart, he felt that the target of this strategy was a bit mentally retarded.

In the depths of the palace, even if I grew up in modern times, I know that there will be no truly benevolent people.The powder on the queen's face was so thick that it looked unreal.

This Zhao Jie was a hero on the battlefield, but he died unjustly in the internal strife in the court, the only blame is that he didn't have this string in his mind.

What's more, who would have thought that the hideous-looking King Jie and the handsome and elegant prince are actually twins born of the same mother, and the daughter of the imperial concubine Yan's family has long been sold to a farmer, and there is no news of it.

Since ancient times, there has been a legend of twin catastrophe in the country of Wu. Once twins are born, they will all drown and not one will be left behind.

The queen is not loved by the emperor, and it is not easy to conceive a child, so how could she give up so easily because of a legend.

However, the two sons were reluctant to part with either, and in the end they had no choice but to be ruthless and gave the weaker younger son medicine to replace the planned kitten in exchange for the imperial concubine's daughter.

So when the civet cat was exchanged for the prince, it became the prince for the princess.It caused a secret story in the palace that lasted nearly 30 years.

Gu Xiang ran panting on the wide palace road, his body was still small, he had explosive power but no endurance, and he ran out of energy after running for a while.

The servants behind were chasing him closely under the leadership of the young master. The palace road was empty, and there was not even a place to hide.In desperation, he could only plunge into a vermilion lacquered gate beside him, and arched into the bushes beside the gate.

"Hurry up, hurry up, don't let that little bastard get away!" The child's voice was full of exasperation.Thin footsteps followed the shouts into the courtyard.

Gu Xiang shook his body. Anyone who can yell like this in the palace is almost as good as a prince, and if he is caught, he will have to die.

"In the palace, shouting and shouting, how decent!" A deep voice sounded, and the footsteps in the yard stopped suddenly.

Then there was a tidy sound of breathing, and Gu Xiang could see from the gap between the branches that the servants who had been so arrogant just now knelt down on the ground and greeted the man with trembling voices: "His Highness, please be well."

Seeing that the servants were disobedient, the young master wanted to catch the black and white beasts, so he naturally had no good words for those who blocked him: "Why are you blocking me, this is the palace, my father is the current prince, and grandpa is the emperor, get out of the way!" , or I will kill your nine clans!"

The servants on the ground shook their shoulders and dared not speak. The man said softly, "Heh~", his tone was full of malice: "Okay, I don't know that the Zhao family has such a righteous family extermination!" He, Zhao Xian, finally did a good deed."

After finishing speaking, he clapped his hands and laughed loudly.

The people in the yard wished that they didn't have ears, kept their heads down and kept silent, trying to reduce their sense of existence.

The young master couldn't control his subordinates, and became angry from embarrassment, and directly left the matter of finding the panda behind him.He stepped forward and kicked the person who was in front of him aside, pointing at the man to make a theory.

The other party ignored him, and called the people around him to send the young master back to the prince, and ordered: "Learn what Zhao Xian said just now, and say that I congratulate the second brother for giving birth to a good son who is righteous and severing relatives. He brought troops to kill our nine clans."

After speaking, he laughed and entered the room.