Brother's wrong way to open

Zhou Tao is from the School of Life Sciences. He often uses small animals for experiments, and he likes to describe some bloody scenes in front of Zhao Xiaogou. Therefore, Zhao Xiaogou usually avoids him when eating.And Zhao Xiaogou didn't know his classmates well, so he often dragged Gu Changyu to dinner together.

Gu Changyu was also happy to go with him.Because if you eat with your buddies on the basketball team, nine times out of ten, when a girl walks towards them, they will leave with interest, leaving him to finish the meal with that girl, which annoys him .

And what about Zhou Tao?He would enthusiastically pull the girl to eat together, and during the whole process, he would show off his profound knowledge and humorous conversation skills, spouting all over the table, which also made him lose his appetite.

Only Zhao Xiaogou couldn't get at all the girls' little moves and hints to tell him to get away. The whole process was just eating and eating with a good appetite, which made Gu Changyu quite happy.

Especially once, a girl just sat down, and Zhao Xiaogou, who was burying her head in eating, suddenly put a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs in Gu Changyu's bowl, insisting that he try it. "Not bad." Gu Changyu said. "I just said that this one is very good. It's better than the ones I've had before. I've eaten a kind of fish before, and it's also made with vinegar, but the taste is completely different balalabala." After he finished introducing the fish and ribs Different, the girl who was completely ignored had already left.

"Hey, why did she leave?" Zhao Xiaogou said.

"It's probably over." Gu Changyu said indifferently.

"Oh." Zhao Xiaogou gave him another rib, and said flatteringly, "Eat more if you like, hehe, hehe."

"Tell me, what's the matter?" Seeing his dog-legged appearance, Gu Changyu guessed that something must be wrong with him.

"It's okay, I just think the ribs are delicious, so I'll share them with you." Zhao Xiaogou insisted.

"Then I'm leaving." He gestured to get up.

"Don't," Zhao Xiaogou hurriedly pulled him back, "I just want to ask you a little thing."

Gu Changyu looked at him.

"That's right, is your sister free recently?" Zhao Xiaogou was very embarrassed.

Oops, forgot about it.Gu Changyu thought, he had to find a way to dispel this idea.

"Let me ask." Gu Changyu pretended to take out his phone, played a game of Liankan and said, "She asked us to wait for her at the 'corner' on Friday afternoon."

The full name of "Jianjiao" is "Jianjiao Meets Love", which is a tea restaurant.

Zhao Xiaogou was naturally overjoyed.

On Friday, Zhao Xiaogou, who came back from the classroom, couldn't wait to drag Gu Changyu to the "corner".

"You should clean it up anyway." Gu Changyu reminded him.

"It's tidied up. Doesn't this suit look good?" Zhao Xiaogou looked at his plaid shirt and jeans, feeling quite satisfied.

"If you're an older, single, wretched programmer in your 30s, this suit will suit you."

Zhao Xiaogou then changed the shirt into a T-shirt, but Gu Changyu still said it didn't look good.Changing the T-shirt into a sweater again, Gu Changyu said that you might as well change the jeans too.So I switched from jeans to slim fit pants.Gu Changyu nodded anyway, and after tossing for a long time, it was already past six o'clock when they arrived, and they were late.

"It's okay, girls are usually late too." Gu Changyu comforted him.

He was right, girls would be late, half an hour later, the girl still didn't come.Zhao Xiaogou urged Gu Changyu to ask.

Gu Changyu took out his mobile phone, played Lianliankan again, and then said to Zhao Xiaogou: "She said she was sorry, the professor has accepted a new subject and needs to help with it, so she can't come today."

"She can't come, let's eat by ourselves." Gu Changyu handed him the menu, "You can order whatever you want, today I will count it."

"Okay." Zhao Xiaogou was depressed. He still wanted a girlfriend more than food.

Seeing that he was really in a bad mood, Gu Changyu comforted him and said, "After a while, she will finish her work, so I will make another appointment for you."

"Really?"

"real!"

"Don't forget."

"I will never forget it!"

Zhao Xiaogou was relieved, so he whetted his appetite and ate happily.

Back in the dormitory, because Gu Changyu went to play basketball, Zhao Xiaogou decided to take Pang Tao for a walk.

"No, no, I want to play games." Fat Tao only wanted to waste his life on the computer instead of the playground.

"Look at how fat you are, if you continue to fight, no one will want you!" Zhao Xiaogou hated iron for being weak.

"Don't worry, no amount of fat on your Brother Tao can cover up this talented head!" Brother Tao is very confident about this.

"But there are a lot of girls exercising on the playground, don't you want to see it?"

"Really?"

"You'll know when you go and see."

"Walk."

When he arrived at the playground, Zhou Tao found that there were indeed many girls exercising.But most of them are fat people who come out to run after eating to lose weight.There are also thin and beautiful ones, but they usually have a handsome boyfriend on their arms, so there is basically no room for self-expression.

"By the way, what did you do today, so full of food?" Fat Tao asked.

"Brother Yu planned to introduce his sister to me, and made an appointment to meet today, but she didn't come. I turned my disappointment into an appetite, so I ate too much." Zhao Xiaogou rubbed his stomach as he walked.

"Oh, so you two went on a date." Fat Tao went beyond the process and looked directly at the result.

"Hey~ I originally planned to date a beautiful woman, but she didn't come, so I was reduced to dating handsome guys." Because Fat Tao and Gu Changyu often played together to tease him, now he is used to it, and will follow suit every time. .

"But, I heard that Gu Changyu is an only child. Where did his younger sister introduce you?"

"Probably my cousin." It doesn't matter if it's my own sister or not, and Gu Changyu wouldn't introduce someone too outrageous to him.

But later it turned out that this younger sister was quite outrageous.Because of the second appointment, she still didn't come because she was "assigned by the professor to do research".

The research topic of this professor is probably "[-] ways to effectively break up other people's marriages"!Absolutely yes!

Zhao Xiaogou, who could only eat a big meal to relieve his boredom, suddenly felt blessed and asked Gu Changyu, "Aren't you fooling me?"

"What's the benefit of me fooling you?" Gu Changyu said without changing his expression.

"That's right," Gu Changyu treated guests both times, and he really didn't lose anything. "Brother Ke Tao said you don't have a younger sister."

"It's my cousin. She grew up together, just like my own sister." He does have a distant cousin, who seems to be studying in a nearby school?Get in touch when the time comes, lest you reveal your secrets.Yes, the first two so-called "meeting sisters" were all appointments with "air sisters". Simply put, he didn't invite anyone over at all.

"Anyway, I haven't seen anyone, so you can say whatever you want." Zhao Xiaogou behaved himself.

"Next week, I will make her appear obediently."

Gu Changyu searched for a long time before finding that cousin's WeChat account. I wonder if she has a boyfriend?After asking on WeChat and replying "I don't have a boyfriend", Gu Changyu was relieved.

Facts have proved that he is still too young and innocent!This cousin doesn't have a boyfriend, but she has a girlfriend!And also a very tough girlfriend.She is the chief instructor of a chain of martial arts gyms, and the more than [-] muscular instructors under her have been dealt with submissively.It can be seen from this that the future of Gu Changyu and Zhao Xiaogou will surely be stained with blood and tears.

Finally one day, Gu Changyu really helped Zhao Xiaogou ask his cousin out.

Hao Ping was called to a cafe by her cousin, saying that she had something to discuss with her.What could happen, it's nothing more than that her mother went to her cousin's house to pick things up again.But I had to go, so I had to appease my girlfriend a little bit, saying to go early and return early.

When Zhao Xiaogou saw Hao Ping, he felt that he could wake up from a dream with a smile.She has a slim figure, delicate features, sweet smile, and two dimples. Isn't this the goddess of my dreams?At this moment, he was grateful to Gu Changyu.

"Hello, my name is Zhao Xiaogou, ahh, Zhao Xiaogou." Zhao Xiaogou was very nervous.

"Hi, my name is Hao Ping." Hao Ping knew what was going on, but luckily she didn't bring Xia Yishu along.

"Praise? Good reviews? Good reviews?" What Zhao Xiaogou is worst at is chatting with girls.

Gu Changyu's intestines were about to be knotted with a muffled laugh beside him, he really couldn't stand it anymore, he took over the conversation and said, "He is a freshman in our school's School of Economics, I think you are also a freshman this year, so I'll introduce you to him. "

"Brother, I'm a sophomore this year. And, judging by his white and tender appearance, I should be older than him."

"Oh, that's it." Gu Changyu began to drink coffee seriously with a guilty conscience.

"I don't mind." Zhao Xiaogou quickly clarified, "It's more secure to be older." Zhao Xiaogou will never give up the goddess because of such inexplicable reasons as age.

"Then do you think I have a sense of security?" A woman in a suit with the cuffs casually pushed to her elbows and with a neat short hair came over and extended her hand to Zhao Xiaogou, "My name is Xia Yishu."

Originally planned to go on a picnic on Saturday, unexpectedly his girlfriend was called away by his cousin, Xia Yishu was upset.She decided to follow from a distance, and if it was too early for them to finish talking, they would continue to go on an outing together.Who knew that this cousin planned to introduce her Hao Ping to a boy!She decided to teach them a little lesson, so she reached out her hand to Zhao Xiaogou.

Zhao Xiaogou shook hands with her politely, and then seemed to be caught by the pliers.

"Yashu, Kazuki, it's okay, they don't know the situation." Seeing that Zhao Xiaogou was about to howl in pain, Hao Ping quickly grabbed Xia Yishu.

"Hi cousin, my name is Xia Yishu, and I'm Hao Ping's girlfriend." Since he is Hao Ping's cousin, let him go for now.

"The kind of girlfriend your husband's wife has?" Gu Changyu asked.

"Yes, I will take care of her for the rest of my life."

"I'm sorry, I don't know." Zhao Xiaogou is simply his own disaster star, and he can meet a companion if he introduces a girlfriend.

"Now you know."

"I'll pretend that I don't know, and you parents can solve it yourself." The implication is that he will not tell anyone about this matter, but he suggests that they consider their parents' feelings.This is his view of love, there is nothing wrong with falling in love with anyone, it is their own business, but if you want to live a life in a down-to-earth way, you must take the feelings of your loved ones into consideration.

Xia Yishu looked at Hao Ping, Hao Ping just lowered his head, silently put down Xia Yishu's rolled up sleeves, and slowly smoothed them.

"My parents will tell them in the future, and now I just hope that Hao Ping can spend her college life peacefully." Xia Yishu didn't want to make trouble, Hao Ping wasn't ready yet.

"What about him?" Xia Yishu pointed at Zhao Xiaogou.

"He always only cares about food." Gu Changyu assured him.

After the matter was resolved, Xia Yishu couldn't wait to take Hao Ping for an outing.

"Waiter!" The waiter was called, and Zhao Xiaogou ordered two more cakes.

"You pay." Zhao Xiaogou said confidently.

"You pay for the cake you order yourself."

Zhao Xiaogou showed him his hand, which was already swollen.

"Okay, I'll pay, I'll pay." This matchmaker is so miserable!