I heard you are frigid

My name is Zhang Mo, I open my mouth, the ink of ink.

Yes, there is nothing wrong with the way you opened it.The beginning of this chapter is hosted by me.In fact, I don’t know why I started it. For example, the first character in Chapter 1 is also me, but the protagonist of this article is not me.

Why isn't the protagonist me?Why, as the first character to appear on the stage, the protagonist is not me?

Well, although there is no rule that the protagonist is the first to appear, and some protagonists only appear in more than a dozen chapters, but I still have to ask, why isn't the protagonist me?As the first one to appear, but not the protagonist, I really feel upset!

Although I'm the one to start this chapter, I don't know what to say.Well, let's talk about what I'm doing now.

At exactly nine o'clock Beijing time, I was making light bulbs in a newly opened shopping mall.

Question: Beijing time in the morning or evening?

Of course it’s Beijing time in the morning, Beijing time at [-] o’clock in the evening, if you don’t drink at home and go out, do you want to be a whiner?

Wait, is your focus wrong, shouldn't the focus be on the light bulb?Is anyone wondering what kind of light bulb I'm doing, in case it's a light bulb in a mall, the kind that I wear an oversized light bulb costume and stand in the middle of the mall and give people a hug.Aren't you curious, why am I doing this?Well, given the current situation, I'd rather stand in the middle of the mall in a light bulb costume and be hugged!

"Mo'er, I'm going to the bathroom, you and Ji Lin go for a casual stroll first." My friend turned around and said to me when he went to the bathroom.Yep, I'm making a couple lightbulbs, I swear, I didn't even realize they came out together beforehand!In fact, it was me and my friend who were shopping at the mall in the first place, and that guy just popped out of nowhere and lingered!

"Can you stop calling me Mo'er, it's strange to rush, I hate it!" You're not an aunt, what are you!Also, who wants to hang out with this Ji Lin first!Don't let there be any hatred between the two of us!

"Mer?"

As a sound controller, the voice from my side really suits my taste, but the other party is Ji Lin, when I think about that face and what she did, it's a double negative.Roll your eyes, so I ignore you!

"It turns out that your nickname is this, it sounds nice."

It happened that someone was ignorant, so he insisted on coming up to me to scold him!

"Sounds like a ghost! What are you talking about, don't you see that I despise you! Let me tell you, you will either leave or I will leave later!" mdzz

The other party looked at me pretending to be very hurt, "You, why do you have such a big opinion on me?" His beautiful eyes were full of glances.

To be honest, Ji Lin is really pretty.But the things they did were not pretty at all, like the one thing about the guy flirting with me every chance he got.

That's right, I have encountered one of the worst things in my life: my best friend's girlfriend is always teasing me.

What am I overthinking?Is this a normal range of getting along?

Hehehe, a good friend's girlfriend forcefully kisses a girlfriend's good friend.Is this a normal range?Still without drinking.Hehehe, whoever said it was normal, come here and I will hit you.

"I've already apologized for that incident." That fellow Ji Lin actually felt wronged.

Rolling his eyes, "I'm sorry, an apology is useful, why do you want the police!"

"Such a big reaction, wouldn't that be your first kiss?" That guy looked surprised and secretly amused again?means said.

I'll rub it, even if it's me, I won't admit it!

Look, look, this is a scumbag!As soon as the girlfriend walks away, she molested her girlfriend's good friend in various ways!

Scum!I thought, I have to find an opportunity to expose her girlfriend's bad behavior with Li Huan, and it's best to dump that scumbag!

Annoying, that guy is sticking to my back like a follower!

Really, that guy Li Huan fell into the pit and couldn't get up?It's been 5 minutes and you still haven't come out?

Well, call Li Huan, that guy didn't fall into the pit, but was constipated.Let's take a casual stroll first.

Who wants to hang out with your girlfriend casually, you are constipated, and your girlfriend is teasing your good friend outside, okay?

Can't afford to offend, can't I still hide!I run!

"Where are you going? I see ice cream over there, let's go buy ice cream!"

Ice cream is a ghost, such an adult, eat woolen ice cream!If I want to eat, I won't eat with you, okay?Didn't you see that I dislike you very much!

As expected, my temper was so good that I didn't beat her up!

I was walking in front, and she was chasing after me. The two of us staged a scene of chasing each other in the third corridor of the shopping mall.

Throw the table!No, I can barely pass the physical education, and I am very tired from running ahead, okay, don't follow me!

"Xia Jing, there is ice cream over there. There are quite a lot of people queuing up. It should be delicious. Let's go too!"

"it is good!"

I'm sorry, Xia Jing shouldn't be on a business trip in another city, why is he in a shopping mall?

Well, even if it's a date with a beautiful woman, why is it today, or this time!Also let me meet!

Ah, Xia Jing also saw me.How about going to say hello?Uh, that guy frowned at me, with a face like, don't you come over?

Zhang Mo, try to show up in front of Li Meng as little as possible, it's not the right time, let her know that we know each other.

Suddenly I thought of Xia Jing's exhortation to me.Tsk, to be honest, I also don't understand the routine of friends chasing girlfriends.Why are you chasing your girlfriend to make me shameful?

What to say to worry about Li Meng's wild thoughts.Tsk tsk tsk, but it's just a guilty conscience.

"What are you looking at?" Li Meng raised her head, saw Xia Jing was looking ahead, and subconsciously followed her gaze as she spoke.

Let me talk about the position at this time. It is a coincidence that Xia Jing and Li Meng are right in front of my line of sight. .Moreover, the distance between them is five meters at most by visual estimation!

Now, that guy has a tendency to turn his head and look at him!

Oh my god!It feels like Xia Jing's eyes have also become sharper, it seems that besides, your good wine is gone!

How could this be!At the very moment, the motor cells suddenly exploded and turned around 180 degrees beautifully!I have my back to you, can't see me, can't see me~

"Huh? Why did you stop suddenly? Are you throwing yourself into a hug?" An annoying voice sounded from above his head, with a teasing tone.

"Put yourself in the arms of a ghost! Didn't I tell you to stay away from me!" Damn, I turned around beautifully, and I bumped into that bastard Ji Lin's arms!

"Well, you pounced on yourself." Distorting the facts in a serious manner is shameless enough!

"Wow, the two girls over there hugging each other is so eye-catching!" A low cry sounded, it was Li Meng's voice, and it was full of excitement?What is she excited about?

"Well, Mengmeng, do you think they will be a couple?" Xia Jing's voice sounded.

I wipe it!How could Xia Jing be so unkind!

It all started when Li Meng and Xia Jing almost kissed each other a few days ago.Yes, almost kissed...

Li Meng also talked about this in the group, and Xia Jing called in the middle of the night to tell her troubles.

Xia Jing said: "I think Mengmeng just treats me as a friend. How should I explain my sexual orientation to Mengmeng? Change our relationship and take a step towards lovers."

"Say it straight!" According to my analysis, Li Meng is definitely not straight, even if she is straight, she is almost bent, and Xia Jing is bent.When the two of you are together, there are a lot of things to avoid, such as the matter of flap bending ←_←

Li Meng didn't know that Xia Jing was curvy, and was afraid that Xia Jing would be straight, so it would be difficult to further develop the relationship.

Therefore, as long as one of them comes out first, the other will say: what a coincidence, me too, let's be together!

So Xia Jing was about to come out, but you can't just say bluntly, I like girls.What the hell, use me and Ji Lin as assistants? !

Li Huan's girlfriend Ji Lin, you also know about it, you've met her before!Are you really not afraid of being beaten for messing with your friends for your own purposes?

My heart is roaring!

"Wow! That's more eye-catching!" Li Meng's voice became more excited.

"Mengmeng, what do you think..." Before Xia Jing finished speaking, it was their turn to buy ice cream. Li Meng was too busy looking at the eye-catching couple and had no time to talk to the shopkeeper. She was afraid that the shopkeeper would drive her away, so Xia Jing had no choice but to let her do it. point.

"A vanilla ice cream."

"Is it soft?" A light laughter came from above his head.I finally realized that I was still buried in the chest!

I'm next door!Quickly jumped out of Ji Lin's arms, and saw that guy's face rippling with malicious intentions.Reminiscent of what that guy said just now, he cursed secretly: Lou gangster!

"Are my breasts big? Are you satisfied?" The guy continued to be frivolous

"You, you are shameless!" I suddenly hated the sky, why didn't you give me a curse word.

The author has something to say:

Zhang Mo (expressionless): Give me a suitable reason, why I am not the protagonist in the first appearance, and what is the purpose of this appearance!Give me a reasonable and appropriate reason, or I will kill you!

Someone (Weakly): You must say it

Zhang Mo: Three seconds, one two

Someone (quickly) in order to draw out the main character!In order to develop the plot!In order not to get stuck!

Zhang Mo died.

I'm here to be cute (??.??) (Will the expression be eaten?)