I heard you are frigid

The Mushroom book club is full of excitement.First, there was a lot of excitement with the photos of the newcomers, and then a person nicknamed 'Er Meng' suddenly posted such a sentence in the group.

Ermeng: Someone accidentally discovered my little secret today, what should I do?

Fleeting time is not vicissitudes: what little secret?tell me the story

Ermeng: They said it was a little secret, but the focus upstairs was wrong, hey!

I eat fruit: that person, who is yours?

Ermeng: Uh, I don't know her...

Fleeting time is not vicissitudes: I don’t know each other, so what are you worried about upstairs?Could it be some unspeakable secret?Even strangers can't know, is it shy?

Ermeng: Not really.The upstairs is so dirty!

Fleeting time is not vicissitudes: what is that secret that cannot be known to others?

Er Meng:! !It is said that it is a little secret that no one should know! ! (crazy)

Goldfish: If it's a stranger, even if the little secret is discovered, it won't pose any threat. After all, it's a stranger, so don't get too entangled with Ermeng.

Ermeng: That's what I said, but that person appeared at my brother's wedding. I don't know him, but my brother does! (cry!)

Mianmian: Uh, I'm a little curious about the secret that made Ermeng so entangled.

I eat fruit: Uh, I'm a little curious about the secret that makes Ermeng so entangled.

Fleeing Years Are Not Vicissitudes and Goldfish have also copied it.

Ermeng: ..., it's a secret, I won't tell you guys!hum╭(╯^╰)╮

Li Meng went to find a bottle of Coke in the refrigerator for herself to drink, and was shocked.Thinking of what happened today, she herself was a little dumbfounded!Really, it's too bad!How did someone discover the little secret!

Here's the thing:

Today is her cousin's big wedding day, and she booked a hotel on the first floor, and invited a large group of relatives and friends to celebrate such a big day.

Actually, she really doesn't know that cousin well.But my mother gave the order, and it costs a thousand oceans, and I have to eat and drink together with the whole family!Unable to avoid the nagging of the adults on the mother, I had no choice but to follow along to eat and drink.

It was just yesterday that I went shopping with my friends and delayed the update. I promised to update two chapters today, so I reluctantly appeased the parents who were waiting to feed. I thought that one day would be enough for her to make up two chapters properly!

Unexpectedly, early in the morning, he was pulled over by his mother to help lift the bride's skirt, eat, drink and get a big red envelope along the way.

The update was delayed again, and I couldn't type out a single word. After finally coding a chapter during the lunch break, I was dragged to play cards by enthusiastic relatives. It's time to finish dinner, Chapter 2 hasn't been updated yet!

I am so anxious!What should I do if I was dragged by my mother and couldn't get out?what to do?

With an idea, she took her mobile phone and squatted in the toilet to type!The toilets in the hotel are all separated from each other, except for the strong smell, it is a good place to be isolated from the world, quiet and code words without being disturbed or discovering little secrets!

It’s really hard to code a word today, I’m already aggrieved enough to code in the toilet (she doesn’t have any strange hobbies╭(╯^╰)╮) Update a chapter with [-] words, whether it’s long or short Short, it takes more than half an hour to keep typing on the phone with fingers!Disappeared for more than half an hour for no reason, my mother had to look for it, and if I couldn’t find it, I had to call. The violent mother called and didn’t ask why, but just cursed.

I can only be pitiful, and said pitifully that I was squatting in the toilet, ate bad things, and had diarrhea.

Diarrhea is a good reason. It perfectly made Mr. Mushang not to be troubled by any troubles, and finally Mr. Mushang took care of her once and went to buy medicine for her.By the way, I was told that today she is going to sleep at her cousin's house and sleep with her cousin's mother, because she will give the new couple a chamber pot when she wakes up tomorrow morning.The mother went to the adults and emphasized that she is on this main task, don't try to escape!

In other words, she is the one who comes to pour the chamber pot/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ In this way, it proves that her wise choice today is to finish the agreed Chapter 2 in the bathroom.

After talking on the phone with her mother, she breathed a sigh of relief, and she continued to type.After finally coding a chapter, it can be said that you are done, you can go out and have fun!Oops, my stomach suddenly hurts!

This time I really want to have diarrhea! /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ These days, I really can’t even curse myself, one curse at a time!

I'm about to have diarrhea, the urgent kind, what should I do?It's very simple, she happened to be in the toilet, and the toilet was sitting under her buttocks. Just stand up, lift the toilet lid, put the mobile phone on the toilet, turn around neatly, take off the pants with both hands, and sit down, it will be solved!

Now that I think about it, it really sucks!Diarrhea is really out of people's control.If she was eating in the banquet living room, she suddenly had a stomachache and felt like she was going to have diarrhea. She got up from the chair and went to the toilet to solve it. Only then did he come to the bathroom, and he reckoned that he was going to be sad.

Thinking about it this way, it is a kind of luck.

No, no, that's not the point.There's more to come!

After typing the words, I promised, today's task is finally completed, and the diarrhea problem is also solved. I really feel a kind of comfort in the whole body and in the heart!I took a deep breath and let out a big breath, the toilet really stinks!Open the door quickly!

Here comes the point!After having diarrhea, I felt so relieved, I felt so good, I walked out of the toilet door without looking back!He didn't even notice that his new mobile phone, bought for a week, was left on the toilet.How about a few thousand dollars, I actually have such a big heart!Thinking about it, I feel like a prodigal /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

If he was an undefeated family, there would be nothing that happened later, so that he would not be able to sleep until now.

Hey, when she returned to the banquet living room empty-handed, took the medicine that her mother brought up, went back to her seat and ate a shrimp cake, she suddenly remembered to touch her phone and trouser pocket, oops, it’s flat , such a big mobile phone, my heart skipped a beat, it's gone!

Mamma Mia, these days, a mobile phone is a person's life. The mobile phone is full of a person's private privacy, and those who can see others can't see others!Once you lose your phone, you are exposing yourself to other people's eyes!If an uneasy and kind person picks it up, not only will the other party pick up a mobile phone for nothing, but also let the other party know all her privacy!

Mainly, because the mobile phone is newly bought, it has only been a week, and I haven't thought of setting a password for the mobile phone.In other words, everyone can easily take that phone as their own!

It's okay to panic!The newly bought mobile phone is gone. Although it hurts, I just want to buy another one. But if my little secret is discovered, it will cause all kinds of troubles!She's not ready yet!

The only way now is to go to the toilet to find it!In case, everyone is too busy eating delicious food to go to the toilet, the mobile phone is still there!In the heart of this fluke, I still asked my aunt next to me to borrow my mobile phone.Why don't you ask mom to borrow it?Just kidding, if you let your mother know that your phone has been dropped again, you have to peel off a layer of skin!Although the mobile phone was scrapped in the water last time, the nature of the drop is different, but the result is the same! — Prodigal!

All the way to the toilet with an uneasy heart!At the same time, he dialed his number with his aunt's mobile phone.Fortunately, the phone can still be connected, and it has not been shut down. There is still hope!And, the closer to the toilet, the faintly familiar ringtone of the mobile phone coming from the toilet became clearer.

Lucky!He couldn't help speeding up his pace, rushed into the toilet, and came to the third door with a grin on the corner of his mouth, ready to push the door in, but the door didn't move at all, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was so stiff!Why is the door still motionless?There are people inside!

"Hello, hello." At this moment, someone picked up his mobile phone!

"Uh, hello, hello, that..." Before she could figure out what to say.The person inside the door said, "Did you leave this phone behind?"

"Um, yes." What a smart man!She hasn't said anything yet!

"Are you outside now?"

"Uh, yes."

"Okay, wait for me for a while, and I'll give you the phone later." The other party said politely.

There are two options, one is to obediently wait for the other party to come out and get the phone back, but I don’t know if the other party has discovered my little secret (/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~Because the diarrhea came so suddenly, she hasn’t had time yet Quit the author's background! She hasn't forgotten about it!)

The second is to leave quickly. In this way, even if the other party sees her little secret, they will not know what she looks like. At most, they will drop their mobile phone and contact the editor later, freeze the account first, and change it when they go home later. password!

However, just when she had already raised her foot, she was about to choose the second choice.The door in front of me opened unexpectedly!She didn't even take a step!Face to face, look straight!

However, the other party seemed to be a little surprised.Probably, I didn't expect that there would be someone staring straight at the toilet door!

His eyes fell on the other party's hand, and he really grabbed her mobile phone!

"This is yours?" The other party asked while holding up the phone.

The other party had an unfamiliar face, and he was relieved, it would have been better if his relatives had picked it up.Nod vigorously, mine, mine!

It's just that the other party didn't hand over the phone directly, but looked down at the phone, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, "Are you the author Yimeng?"

"!!!!!!" Sure enough, it was seen!I didn't know what expression to respond to, so I could only widen my eyes and didn't speak.

"Oh, don't be nervous, I don't mean anything bad, I just asked casually."

In general TV, the more people say that I have no bad intentions, the more they have bad intentions!He pursed his lips and looked at her, not believing, not speaking.

However, the other party didn't say anything later, returned the phone to her, and left.If you didn't say that sentence before you left, "I didn't look at your phone on purpose. After the call ended, the page popped up for me to see."

"!!!!!!" What does this sentence mean, what does it mean!In other words, this person didn't even know there was a mobile phone in the toilet!She found out after calling!

Feeling bad instantly!

At this time, there are two options, one is to catch up and ask the other party to promise not to tell this matter!The second is to let her go, as long as she refuses to admit it.

After thinking about it, I chose the second because I was afraid of trouble.

However, this night, I couldn't sleep because of this matter again.There is no way, in fact, I have a slight persecution paranoia!

But what can be done?After carefully thinking about all the conceivable methods, I finally concluded that I can only see it...

/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~, I have to pour the chamber pot tomorrow, this one thing, no one goes well!