I heard you are frigid

At seven o'clock in the evening, Xia Jing called her friends to gather online.

Straight to the point and asked in the group, "How to chase a girlfriend, what good ideas do you have?"

Sitting in front of the computer, Lin Shuyu, who hadn't eaten dinner, was the first to wail in the group: "It's such an important matter, why not choose a stylish restaurant, let's chat while eating! Hot pot restaurants are also available Ah! Chatting while brushing the meat!"

Zhang Mo guessed that Lin Shuyu must have not eaten again, and replied to her, "Aren't you eating on time?"

Lin Shu replied: "No, I lost myself in typing on the keyboard. Huh, I can only eat instant noodles! I am so pitiful, no one invites me to dinner, I have been eating instant noodles for almost a month! That means I haven’t seen rice for almost a month! I almost forgot what rice looks like! Tell me, is the rice white or black!”

Regarding the behavior of someone who is often too lazy to eat, Zhang Mo said, "It deserves it!" He didn't even bother to complain about whether her rice was white or black.

"Don't make trouble, give me advice, how to chase girls?" In case Lin Shuyu led Zhang Mo to go wrong, Xia Jing hurriedly brought the topic back.

Zhang Mo also agreed, "Yes, Shu Yu, you have a lot of ideas for writing novels, please give me some suggestions."

"..." Lin Shuyu sent a series of ellipses, then a thoughtful emoji, and finally sent a message, "Can I refuse to answer?"

Xia Jing didn't know why, so she typed a series of question marks and sent them out.

Lin Shuyu immediately sent a voice: "Oh my God! Jing Jing is going to chase girls! My God! The only one of us who is more likely to die alone than me is actually going to chase girls Oh my god! I'm at the bottom!" he wailed at the top of his voice.

Zhang Mo rolled his eyes, and Xia Jing sent a bunch of contempt.

"Seriously! If you succeed, I will treat you to a big meal for a month."

Seeing that there was a free meal, Lin Shuyu stopped crying, and immediately typed on the keyboard to send a message, "According to the general routine of chasing girls in novels, the first one to bear the brunt is the big aunt!"

"Big aunt?"

"That's right! It's very simple. During the few days of each month when girls are at their weakest emotionally, they should send the warm care of love in time, boil a bowl of brown sugar ginger water every day, and prepare a hot water bottle for replacement when it cools down." , if you’re lucky, you’ll be able to share the bed with her, rub her stomach, etc! The favorability will be full quickly!”

This is exactly what Xia Jing wanted!Although I usually contact Li Meng and occasionally make appointments, dating is just like ordinary friends, shopping together, eating, watching movies, occasionally drinking afternoon tea and chatting, etc. I have never encountered such substantive things. on!

So Xia Jing's love plan has an extra word: big aunt, boil brown sugar ginger water, hot water bottle.

Shu Yu said that sharing the same bed and rubbing the belly is very tempting, so he started to write: Rubbing the belly!

"What else?" Xia Jing asked actively like a studious baby.But there was a small episode, she received a text message from Li Meng.

Li Meng: Dysmenorrhea is terrible! (horrified expression)

Is this the so-called tacit understanding?Xia Jing was worried about how to open up the topic of her aunt with Li Meng, but she didn't expect this question to be opened like this!

"What's wrong? Auntie is here? Dysmenorrhea?"

It didn't take long for Li Meng to reply: It's not me, it's a friend of mine (laughing expression). That guy's aunt came to suffer from dysmenorrhea and beat up his boyfriend (a series of dumbfounding expressions). Now the boyfriend went to the hospital. The nose is bleeding from the punch (scary)

Xia Jing also found it unbelievable that he was beaten to the point of bleeding. What an emotion this is!Send a series of stunned expressions in the past.

Xia Jing: "I'm so sick. Fortunately, I don't have dysmenorrhea." Li Meng often uses it in the mushroom group, and now Xia Jing is also using it very easily.

Li Meng: "Me too, me too. Every time my friend's dysmenorrhea is like an explosion, it will be affected for a hundred miles around, and the scene of heavy casualties. Thank God, fortunately, I don't have dysmenorrhea. I can't imagine the big explosion in my life." scene (scary!)”

Uh, seeing what Li Meng said, Xia Jing was stunned.Dysmenorrhea is quite scary. Zhang Mo has dysmenorrhea. Every few days, he is always in pain and yells that he wants to die. His face is pale, and it hurts a lot.

But, uh, the first step of her love plan fell through.Xia Jing's mood is a bit complicated. She thinks that Li Meng doesn't have dysmenorrhea, which is very painful after all, but also thinks that she has, um, don't be so painful, just a slight kind of pain, which can give her a warm one. It hurts just once, um, but thinking about it, Xia Jing couldn't bear it.

Lin Shuyu sent a voice saying: "This is easy to handle! If you don't want her to be in pain, then you will be in pain yourself. It's just a matter of switching roles. You need to take care of your dysmenorrhea, and she will take care of you, and then sparks will be sparked. You can also know if that guy is interested in you."

Xia Jing's eyes lit up when she heard the words, "What you said makes sense!"

Zhang Mo choked on red wine and coughed until he finally finished coughing, and saw Xia Jing talking seriously with Lin Shuyu in the group about how to get the skill of dysmenorrhea.

Like, drink it cold from now on!eat ice-cream!Eat three meals a day!Soak your feet in cold water, take a shower in cold water!

Forget about these, after all, it's summer now, at most it's just some tricks to reduce the heat.

I don't know what Lin Shuyu's head was thinking, but he came up with the bad idea of ​​blowing air on the refrigerator with his stomach!

The original words are like this, "Two days before my aunt came, I stood in front of the refrigerator for hours every day, exposing my stomach to the refrigerator! It will definitely cause dysmenorrhea!"

"..." Zhang Mo, who was suffering from dysmenorrhea, said that he wanted to strangle the two people who were seriously discussing how to deal with dysmenorrhea.The key point is that Lin Shuyu is a second-hander, but Xia Jing also followed her!

He also agreed: "Well, the idea of ​​standing in front of the refrigerator to cool the stomach is feasible."

Zhang Mo instantly filled his brain with a picture of Xia Jing standing in front of the wide-open refrigerator door at night, wearing a bikini (why a bikini?) with her belly upright, trying to keep her stomach from getting cold...

The style of painting is seriously wrong!Do you want to be such an idiot!

"That's enough of you two! It's said that women in love are stupid, Jing Jing, you're so stupid if you're not in love!"

Xia Jing curled her lips, "Then do you have any good suggestions?"

"Go and confess!" Zhang Mo still doesn't understand, is it that difficult to confess?

"No. It will scare her." Xia Jing still said the same thing.

"..." Zhang Mo didn't know what to say for a while.

"Then don't agree with that fellow Shu Yu's idea! You think dysmenorrhea is just for fun! If you say you have it, you have it, and if you say it isn't, you don't have it! Fuck, you people who don't have dysmenorrhea don't know what it is. It hurts, right! Don’t blame me for not reminding you if it hurts to death in the future!”

Lin Shuyu and Xia Jing both chose to shut up at the roar of menstrual cramps.

Lin Shuyu asked Xia Jing, "How long have you known each other? How did you know him? What does that guy look like? Do you have a picture? You can actually make you pursue him actively! Curious!"

"I will bring her to see you when I have a chance, let's talk about business first."

"Okay. It's not that Momo's proposal can't be considered. How long have you known each other?"

"33 days."

Lin Shuyu was surprised, "Love at first sight!?"

"It doesn't count. At first, I didn't want to be together. Later, I got along with each other slowly. I was afraid that someone would get ahead of me, so I asked you to come up with ideas."

"Insider?"

"It should be. You know it too."

"Then go and confess! Since you are an insider, what are you afraid of! Use your beauty to seduce her! Wait, you say I know you too?" Lin Shuyu couldn't think of it. Who was Xia Jing's fancy, and took it so seriously.

"Well, it's the author Yimeng." Zhang Mo said.

"Oh my god! What happened recently_how much did I miss? How did you know that cute? That guy doesn't want to take pictures of anyone in the author group! Are you sure it's her?"

"Don't be sloppy, let's talk about business!" Xia Jing knocked on the table, why is it so difficult to ask something, and she always talks elsewhere!

"If it's Yimeng, then I don't mind you confessing directly. According to what I don't know very well, that guy is very slow."

Xia Jing felt that Lin Shuyu should know something they didn't. "Did something happen?"

"Indeed. In fact, when Yimeng first came to the group, she was always bubbling. She was a small talker, but not long after, someone chased her, and she was quite aggressive. She gave gifts in the group to confess her love. The little guy should be punished." I was frightened, and politely rejected that person in the group, and then I didn’t bubble up.”

Xia Jing was more curious, "Why did that person suddenly confess his love?"

"I like Yimeng's books more, I think she is interesting, I seem to have added Yimeng as a friend, I had a private chat with Yimeng, and wanted to exchange photos with her, but Yimeng didn't give it to me, and then I confessed in the group, and then the confession failed It seems that Yimeng felt that the person didn't understand anything, so he just confessed something, it's too childish."

"Then what happens later?"

"Later, Yimeng never made a fuss again, and that person later confessed to someone else..." Lin Shuyu knew that much.

Xia Jing even felt that her intuition was right, and Li Meng would be frightened if she confessed directly, so she had to take her time, cultivate a good impression step by step, and then develop feelings, before confessing.

Don't be too impatient, or you won't be able to eat hot tofu!

Lin Shuyu gave another suggestion, "Let's forget about dysmenorrhea, if there is some root cause of the disease, then dysmenorrhea will not be good, but you can catch a cold and let the other party take care of you, increasing goodwill and promoting relationship development is also a common routine. "

"Shu Yu, don't you have a better idea?" Zhang Mo couldn't stand it any longer. Is this chasing a girlfriend or self-harm?

"Must the whole problem come out?"

Lin Shuyu said: "This is called a friend in need!"

"Well, any other ideas?" One idea is never enough!

"Jingjing, you can't! You actually agree with such a foolish idea!"

"It's okay to have a small cold."

Zhang Mo had the feeling that his friends were fearless.What a pit!

"Can't it be simpler? Go on a trip together!" Keep it simple, the way to chase your girlfriend is simpler!Zhang Mo suddenly thought of something, "The company will have a tour in a few days, you can invite Li Meng together!"

"Why didn't you say it earlier!" Xia Jing immediately wrote down the idea when they went on a trip together!I thought to myself, come on a ten-day and a half-month trip, so that I can be with Li Meng every day and cultivate a good impression!

"I just thought of it too."

Lin Shuyu said, "Travel, it's okay, it's okay, add a little cold during the trip, cultivate good feelings, promote feelings, and breed love!"

"..." Zhang Mo was speechless to Lin Shuyu, that guy couldn't say anything nice!

Li Huan appeared out of nowhere and sent a voice: "Lin Shuyu, you idiot!" The voice was loud and angry.

Then it didn't bubble up again.

"Uh, what's wrong with Huan'er?" Li Huan didn't think she wasn't there, but suddenly he was scolding Lin Shuyu, Zhang Mo was a little puzzled, "Shu Yu, what happened to you and Huaner? "Privately chatted with Lin Shuyu.

Lin Shuyu and Li Huan used to be inseparable, but suddenly one day, both of them were deliberately avoiding each other. If she was there, the other would not be there.

I don't know what the two are arguing about.Ask them and say nothing.

Lin Shuyu sent a paragraph: It's nothing (smiling)

He didn't want to say it, and Zhang Mo didn't want to ask too much, so he just mentioned, "Huan'er looks like he's drunk."

Lin Shuyu stopped bubbling, and so did Xia Jing. Xia Jing should have gone to contact Li Meng.

Zhang Mo saw that the originally lively group suddenly became quiet, and sighed, why did she seem to be the only one with nothing to do!

It was this thought that caused Zhang Mogui to call Li Huan with his mobile phone, but the person who answered the phone was not Li Huan, but the waiter at the bar. The waiter said: "You are her friend! Come and pick her up! Drunk!" They're all going to fall to the ground!"

Zhang Mo had no choice but to take the car keys and go out to pick up Li Huan.

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