Mad Dog Meiqi

Qingmei stayed on the bridge for a while and called in advance. When the two got off the bus at the entrance of the village, there were already many chattering children and some teenagers waiting. One was wearing a cardigan, trousers, and a tortoise shell The middle-aged man with glasses stood at the front, reaching out to stop the child behind before Qingmei braked.

As soon as Qingmei got out of the car, she picked up two little dolls from the crowd, smiling happily: "Is it Yangyang and Xiaowei? Do you recognize Second Aunt?"

Then they chattered about things that Mei Qi didn't understand, and chatted a few words. Qingmei probably said, "I brought you a gift", and asked the children to get into the car to share the gifts by themselves, and she took care of it herself. Clothes, stepped forward to greet: "Principal Gao, please run for a while."

"No trouble, and thank you for supporting our work." Principal Gao smiled, looking at Mei Qi who was "making magic" and giving out red envelopes to the children.Qingmei said:

"This is Principal Gao Yigao, who is also a comrade of the Administration Bureau. He has been a volunteer in our Xingao Primary School for more than ten years, and he is the successor of the forbidden technique."

He then introduced to Gao Yi: "This is the Seventh Elder of the Mei family in Nanjiang, that is, General Mei from the Qisha City. This time, he was recommended by the director to study. Has Ayun told you?"

With a troublemaker hanging on her back, Mei Qi trimmed her hair and went up to shake Gao Yi's hand: "Principal Gao, hello. I'm bothering you this time."

Principal Gao hurriedly said: "Where is it? Our family's spell consumes consumables and energy. If a master like Mr. Mei is willing to learn it, so that the inheritance will not be broken in my generation. It should be."

After shaking hands, Principal Gao was very moved: "Comrade Mei Qi is worthy of being a master of Taoism, and his disposition is different from those ordinary people. You are the only one who has not called my name for more than ten years... Sigh, let alone those things that dirty your ears , let's go to school and continue talking."

No, no, Principal Gao.That's because I have already complained in this chapter that your name is too old, and it even got a lot of comments.Mei Qi was very guilty, she said a few polite words, and asked Qingmei to go to catch up with the past as an excuse to stop the car, and followed Principal Gao to the staff dormitory.

He still admires the role of Principal Gao very much.In the original work, this poverty alleviation cadre is often misunderstood because of his poor name, but he is conscientious in his work. Later, in the copy of the inner ghost of the Five Poison City, a large number of local residents were kidnapped for blood sacrifices. , entered the passageway of the spirit world of the Five Poison City alone, and the ordinary people who were kidnapped in the end, together with Gao Yi himself, only the student survived.The righteous citizen Anping carried out the first massacre because of this, killing those demon cultivators and ghost cultivators and their spiritual masters were wiped out, blood flowed like a river, and even the seal at the entrance of the human world was bleeding.

After coming out of Thirteen City, Mei Qi has always felt a sense of separation.While he is used to the protagonists killing people at every turn, he feels that killing is terrible. When facing the corpses on the battlefield, he feels terrible.In any case, he still had a naive fantasy in his heart that grew up in peaceful and peaceful days: he hoped that no one would need to kill people.

Mei Qi shook her head, not thinking about what was there for now, and followed Gao Yi into the dormitory.

Gao Yi's dormitory is not big, and there is still a single room because of the principal.He quickly packed a box of manuscripts from the cabinet and started talking with Mei Qi.For the next two days, the two have been studying the production of stand-in puppets at school.

At this time, the school was also on winter vacation. Because of some problems with the administration and poverty alleviation work, Principal Gao had to wait until the Chinese New Year to return home.In the past few days, Qingmei delivered food to them three meals a day, and when he went out for a walk, a beautiful tanned girl would give him glutinous rice cakes to taste.Without the worries of work and livelihood, Mei Qi even thought lazily that it would be good to find such a small village with beautiful mountains and clear waters in the future.Even if he had to change places every once in a while, this body...how long the lifespan of the artifact would last, and how long he would be youthful, was also a trouble.

The production of stand-in puppets is actually not difficult, but the materials are relatively rare and expensive.But Mei Qi had quite a few bracelets, and he made three of them.At times like this, he always felt that the original owner was like a young widow who married into a wealthy family and her husband died early and inherited tens of millions of property. If this was something that King Ping had entrusted to "Mei Qi" before his death, King Ping himself might not have even kept the cigarette money.

The last step for the puppet to take effect is to hold a ceremony and sign a contract.But Mei Qi didn't have Yuanshen Yuanying or anything like that, so she couldn't make a conclusion, so she gave him the third puppet under Principal Gao's refusal.

At noon on the third day, Mei Qi had lunch at Qingmei's house, and then she and Qingmei took the family children to play in the mountains behind - they made an appointment to return to Yunli in the afternoon.There was another family of theirs living on the top of the opposite mountain behind this mountain. As soon as they arrived at the stream, they heard a loud and clear singing from the opposite mountain. Here, Qingmei led the way and sang duet.

Mei Qi quarreled with those children for a while, and suddenly felt a familiar wave, and was a little dazed.This is wrong, shouldn't Anping and Meimo be tested and learn knowledge under the hands of the master in the city? Why did they come here?

Mei Qi concentrated her mind to patrol around, and sure enough, she saw Anping lying on a tree on the opposite cliff, reaching for a fungus.It was alright, but a child here called out "Brother on the tree over there!", which startled him and made him slip and fall into the mountain stream.

At this time, the young man on the opposite side was singing: "There is no wind and waves on the sea, no waves, no branches on the trees; my brother is sincere and without falsehood, chopping firewood without throwing away the knife!"

Mei Qi originally thought that Anping's kung fu was good, but suddenly realized that this guy didn't know what trouble he had caused, and he didn't have a trace of spiritual power on him, so his expression changed, and the girl who put down his shoulders stepped on the rock and rushed towards the mountain stream. Zhong caught Anping who was already clenching his teeth and preparing for the impact, and cursed in his heart.

Qingmei sang back here: "Life must be connected, death must be linked, no one is allowed to tell lies; if you are sincere and sincere, I would like to marry Jinlan for thousands of years!"

This kid still has a bunch of wild fungi in his arms.

The folk songs on both sides stopped for a moment, and someone yelled "Good Kung Fu", and the singing continued. Those who were not singing in duet were giggling or admiring or making fun of Mei Qi and the two of them.

When Mei Qi caught Anping, she also knew that she had performed too well. Finally, she chose a less shocking posture, and both fell into the water with Anping. Then the two emerged from the stream, looking at each other.It was Mei Qi who yelled up first: "We're fine! Don't worry!"

While singing on the opposite mountain, Qingmei smiled and said, "You are too kind to your juniors".Mei Qi didn't care much, and turned back to look at Anping.

Due to the geographical location in southern Yunnan, it is not so cold in mid-January, but Anping only wore a short-sleeved T-shirt and sports trousers, with two muscular arms exposed, and Mei Qi, who was wearing a white dress, looked It's a little cold.He didn't know what happened to him. He had several cuts on his clothes and trousers. The wounds had healed, but the blood stains on his clothes could not be washed off so easily. He was lying on his forehead, and his dirty and torn clothes were soaked and stuck tightly to his body.Mei Qi couldn't help taking another look, Anping looked broad-shouldered and thin-waisted in the clothes, now the outline of the two pectoralis major muscles was more bulging than Mei Mo's, and the eight-pack abdominal muscles were clearly visible, it's a pity Did you go to the draft with Yang Wuxie to make your debut?

Anping was also looking at him.The two stared at each other for a while, Mei Qi didn't care to go ashore, stood in the rolling stream of the mountain, and asked blankly, "Why did you come here?"

Anping blinked: "Senior, isn't that the same?"

Mei Qidao: "I said that the compensation for Huahua hasn't been settled yet, isn't this what I'm doing. Didn't you go with her——adventure?"

Anping's face turned red, and he hesitated, "No, I met an old man and I'm learning from him. Today's weather is fine, and my senior asked me to come to the mountains to pick some mushrooms."

Mei Qi was very puzzled: "What old man, you are more respectful to him than to me, an old man over 700 years old... It's only one month, even in southern Yunnan, it's not yet the time when mushrooms are delicious .And why do you pick a mushroom and run all the way here, is it only on this mountain?"

He counted the beans down the bamboo tube, Anping nodded: "Yes. Senior Shen was the chief formation master of the Five Poison City before, and now he opened a restaurant in Yunli. He asked me to come here to pick mushrooms, saying it was a test."

Mei Qi suddenly realized: "You and Huahua can't enter the spirit world and can't do big things, so I want to learn from Master Shen and get through the joints..."

Anping bit the bullet: "Troublemaking...can you call troublemaking about monks?" Then he changed the subject and said, "Senior Ah Qi, if you finish your work here, can you come with me? Senior Shen To test my skills, please say something nice for me..."

Mei Qi thought for a while, cooperating with you to be a cook is really the choice of Steins; Gate, learning a formation world line will end up learning how to cook.

Mei Qi asked again: "Why are you in such a mess? Do you want me to untie it for you?"

Anping said shamelessly: "No need, no need. My foundation is still too weak. Senior Shen sealed my spiritual power and asked me to come and pick mushrooms by myself. I ran for almost two days. Fortunately, senior gave me training."

Mei Qi was puzzled: "You are not even allowed to ride in a car? You can't use space artifacts, so what should I do if the mushrooms are not fresh after being kept for a long time?"

Anping was stunned for a moment, and blushed: "Well, Senior, Senior Shen did not say that you can't take a car..."

Mei Qi laughed and shook her head: "It's just right, I've finished my work here, so you can go back with us in the car in the afternoon, or you can buy some fresh mushrooms from the locals. How about painting?"

Anping asked suspiciously, "You guys? Did Senior come with Xiushang—the head of the department?"

Mei Qidao: "You are well-informed. But it's not Xiaoyun, it's an intern in her hall. Later...she should also let you call Qingmei."

Anping muttered: This sounds like a sister.Mei Qi didn't listen carefully, and continued to ask: "Did you quarrel with Huahua again?"

"No!" Anping immediately testified to himself, "I can't beat her, why would I quarrel with her?"

Mei Qi's eyes widened: "Stinky boy! You will fight if you can fight? How will you live your life in the future?"

Anping was in a hurry: "Who wants to live with her!"

Mei Qi laughed at that moment: "You still said you didn't quarrel."

An Ping was full of question marks, and he couldn't continue to argue, so he followed Mei Qi ashore with a gloomy face.It's not that Mei Qi doesn't know Anping's original intention, but how can he make Anping fulfill his wish, and if he fulfills his wish, the book must not be taken off the shelves in advance, it's nonsense, isn't it?

Regardless of what is there or not, before the safety of life is guaranteed, this is the street novel written by the bastard boss following the trend.

After the two went ashore and returned to the village, Mei Qi took out some clean clothes for An Ping to change into, dressed him up like a dog, and cast a spell on her to tidy him up, and the two went out.At this time, there was still a while before the agreed time to return to the city. Mei Qi and Qingmei explained the reason why Anping came here, and said that they were willing to pay three times the purchase price. I built a small stove, added barbed wire, brushed a layer of oil, and roasted the fungus I picked.Originally, Qingmei helped pick out some poisonous mushrooms, but Mei Qi had a whim, I, a rank-[-] cultivator who ran with his tail between his legs, were afraid of poisonous mushrooms, so he urged Anping to put the poisonous mushrooms on another stove baked.I have to say that the news about so many accidents caused by eating poisonous mushrooms during the fungus season is based on facts. Several poisonous mushrooms taste better than matsutake.

The three of them drove back to the city, Qingmei dropped them off two streets away, and drove back to sell their holidays by herself.Mei Qi followed Anping to the shop while listening to Anping's careful explanation.Master Shen's formation skills are extremely high, but he has a quirk. When teaching formations, he doesn't care about cultivation or aptitude.The old man was rigid, and Anping somehow made him dislike him.On the first day, Mei Mo improvised to go to Mr. Chen's place and didn't show up. When he came to see him at night, the old man almost beat Anping to death. It was Anping's explanation for a long time before he was completely driven away. Finally, he was held in the middle of January. The task of picking fungi.

Mei Qi touched her chin and said, "Is this old man a psychopath after being single for a long time, and doesn't like seeing young people showing affection?"

Anping said helplessly: "Senior sister and I are really not the same thing, senior... To be honest, what senior sister said is right, you Mei parents are too fond of matchmaking."

Mei Qi remained calm: "You don't like this?"

Anping smiled and shook his head: "I won't give up, senior."

It was after four o'clock in the afternoon when the two returned to the small restaurant. It was not yet dinner time, and the small shop was closed. Master Shen was drinking tea in the back yard and watching his mobile phone.Anping wiped the tables, chairs and benches in the store, quickly made tea and set out fruit plates, and asked Mei Qi to wait in the store, and he went to the backyard to talk to Master Shen.The two talked and laughed at each other for a long time, but they didn't notice that Master Shen outside the glass window looked like he had seen a ghost, and the tea was dripping down his beard.

Anping carefully closed the door leading to the backyard, startled by Master Shen's green eyes, and stammered: "Shen, senior Shen, the kid put the fungus..."

"You use the sword, don't you?" Master Shen interrupted urgently as he circled around him.

Anping let out a cry, confused: "Yes. Senior, do you want to?"

"Is your sword the Longevity Sword? Can I let the old man take a look?" Master Shen, a powerful man with less than seven or eight ranks, suddenly became short of breath.However, An Ping also knew Master Shen's character, the old man would not see Lie Xinxi killing people to seize the treasure, so he directly sacrificed the Longevity Sword without hesitation.He also used it once when he killed Yan Qing last time, and the spirituality of the Longevity Sword was severely damaged. He held it for a while with a flushed face, and then took it back to the Lingfu. Seeing that Master Shen was still looking at him in a daze, he couldn't help A voice reminded: "...Senior?"

Unexpectedly, Master Shen rushed over and hugged his thigh, knelt on the ground and cried loudly: "My lord! My lord! You survived! The old minister knows! You are tired!"

Anping was angry and impatient, but it was hard to kick him, at least he was an old man: "You—you get up first!"

"I can't afford it!" Master Shen shouted, "You don't want to find a reason to drive your subordinates away this time!"

Anping said: "I didn't drive you away! I'm not King Ping!"

Master Shen said: "My lord, you can deceive others, but you cannot deceive the Longevity Sword! This time, I must fight side by side with you until death!"

"It's unlucky to be dead! You, get up first, let's talk—" Anping's bones were about to be cracked by Master Shen, "I don't know what's going on, I, I just learn to cook! I don't Can't you learn it..."

Master Shen was so blessed that he said with great joy, "Yes, yes! How can you do this kind of rough work! Where are you going with Venerable Mei, just take the veteran with you!" Making lotus cakes, I drove the veteran out of Pingcheng on the eve of the decisive battle. At that time, the veteran was ignorant and complained about you, but now I understand everything! The veteran has learned a lot of skills over the years, my lord, don’t think about leaving us!"

Anping struggled and asked, "What did you do before? I don't remember at all—"

Master Shen said: "I am the formation master of Pingcheng!"

Anping said in a deep voice, "You get up first."

These words were spoken so majesticly that Master Shen involuntarily let go of his hand and knelt down on one knee.The two stared at each other in silence for a while, Anping suddenly turned around and ran away.

However, his cultivation was low, so Master Shen captured him back with one hand: "My lord! You see, your body is young after all, so you can let the old minister be your guard!"

Anping said helplessly: "I'm really not King Ping."

Master Shen thought for a while: "Then old minister, no, I will stop you and Venerable Mei!"

Anping said solemnly: "I'm An Linping, I came to you to learn how to cook because Ah Qi likes gourmet snacks, I was sorry for him before, but now I have to work in person to be sincere! We can stay in Yunli for as long as we can. Long, let’s start quickly. If you don’t have time to go through them all, you can give me the recipe.”

Master Shen laughed and said: "Please forgive me for being impolite! Why don't the prince and the old minister add friends so that we can video. Besides, the old minister has made friends with many master chefs in the past few years, so I still have the face of teaching a few private dishes!"

The two took out their mobile phones to scan the code.

Anping opens the address book, "Dongfang Shen" requests to add you as a friend.

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Gao Yi: That’s the one. If you understand it, you will understand it naturally. If you don’t understand it, don’t force it... It’s not a serious thing. Children shouldn’t read it.

Folk song: From Baidu, but in the end I still failed to attack the old driver hhh