Fat man wants to be super god

The guests nodded one after another, and Wang Ye yawned at the beginning.The thought of staying up late at night to choreograph is driving him crazy.The pressure of this show was much higher than he had imagined, and he felt like he was being hollowed out.

After coming out of the director's room, Wang Ye kept yawning and rubbing his eyes, shaky, walking like he was about to fall asleep.

Fans on Skynet burst into laughter.

"Wang Ye looks so cute."

"My heart hurts, I won't go back and have to choreograph again, right?"

"Don't worry about it, go to sleep now."

"Hey! Don't fall asleep standing up, you will fall."

After returning to the room, Wang Ye fell asleep as expected, and even forgot to turn off the channel.

So people all over the universe can see him sleeping on the bed with his mouth slightly open and drooling.

"I'm also convinced of myself, watching a fat man sleep with relish."

"Look carefully, Wang Ye's chubby face looks like a baby's fat, I really want to pinch it."

"Huh? Wang Ye is so fat, doesn't he snore when he sleeps? My father is also a little fat, and he can lift the roof off when he sleeps."

"Wang Ye's skin texture is really good, white and delicate, like the best porcelain, I really want to lick it."

"I don't know why, but I can't move my eyes away from Wang Ye who is sleeping. I can't get enough of it. It would be great if we could sleep together... Ahhh! My distorted aesthetics, so what can save you? !"

Who would have thought that when Wang Ye was sleeping, there were nearly [-] million fans watching him.

The number of votes for reopening also increased rapidly, and it easily reached No.2 again.

The fans shouted.

"Vote quickly and help Pangpang win No.1."

"Let Pangpang be No.1, and give him a surprise when he wakes up."

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows

"By the way, don't you think our slogan has changed a lot? I remember that in the first round of Pangpang, we were all shouting. As long as we don't get eliminated, it's enough. Now Pangpang can compete for No.1!"

"Really, thinking about it this way, it's so exciting!"

"Pangpang's super fan will give you the correct answer. Pangpang is not wrong. Pangpang will never let his fans down."

"Suddenly I'm so excited, my blood is surging! I like this kind of idol the most!"

So with such enthusiasm, Wang Ye's vote count has been clinging to Yan Lang's. Although he has not exceeded, Yan Lang can't get rid of him. The "competition" between the two people has no way for other guests to intervene. It's more like the battle situation has been locked in advance.

"Pangpang will definitely win No.1!"

"I will definitely be able to defend the title!"

"Vote for Fatty!"

"Everyone support Yan Lang."

Fans of Wang Ye and Yan Lang frequently appeared on the channels of other guests, and sometimes the speeches asking for votes even suppressed other voices on the channel.Xiao Chonger and Siqin Tiantian were very helpless and chose to turn a blind eye.Wu Wuzi said unhappily: "The dance competition relies on real materials, not soliciting votes to disturb others. Do you know that it is very impolite to ask for tickets on other guests' channels, and your idol didn't tell you?" Are you?"

Wu Wuzi's words, especially the last one, hurt the fans too much.

The fans were kind enough to help their idols solicit votes, but they came here enthusiastically, but others questioned the quality of their idols. It was nothing to lose face, but let the idols follow suit, and immediately some fans quit.

"Why are you arrogant? You will be eliminated next!"

"What qualifications do you have to say about me, Lang, he donated enough money to buy ten dancing stars."

"Dancers can still be so stubborn now? Your highest record has been surpassed by half, wait until you have danced for four hours before you can be awesome."

"As for the king of dancers, apart from dancing for a little longer, the dance has no technical content. Which one of the dances we Fatty produced didn't lead the trend and shock the universe, don't you have no self-esteem at all? Why don't you just abstain. "

"Hahaha, everyone, ignore this guy. In fact, he is just the jealous face of a lovelorn man. Dong Mie doesn't like you, but he likes our Pangpang. Maybe he will give our Pangpang a monkey in the future. What can you do? Fail By!"

Wu Wuzi was originally a straight-tempered person who liked to speak directly, but unexpectedly, the last sentence stabbed his wound, and the pain made him almost tremble.

He gritted his teeth and said, "The Wang Ye you are talking about is not a dance master, is he? He is not even a professional dancer. Without official recognition, the dance he puts out will only catch people's attention. It is just a hype dancer." It’s just a guy, I really don’t know what to be proud of those people who are proudly speaking vicious words in my ears.”

His voice fell, and the channel was eerily quiet for a moment.

"That's right, Wang Ye is a master of Guyuanqu, but he doesn't seem to have the certification of a dance master."

"Look, everyone, Wang Ye's title on Skynet is still only Master Guyuanqu. It turns out that he is really not a dance master."

"I'm going, not even a dance master can dance such an awesome dance. If he is a real dance master, wouldn't he be awesome out of this universe?"

"We shouldn't focus on Skynet certification. Wang Ye's strength is obvious to all. He is not a dance master, but he is already a dance master in our hearts."

"Excuse me, how can I become a dance master."

"Hey, let me answer this question. There are three ways to become a dance master. The first is to go through systematic learning, step by step from a junior dancer to advance to a dance master. It is also called a professional background. Siqin Tiantian is such a master. The second is to participate in official dance competitions. Note that "Dancing Star Show" is just a reality show variety show, not a formal dance competition. He has achieved good results in the competition and won After the market and Skynet agree, you can become a popular dance master. This is how Yan Lang's dance master status came about. Although this method seems to be a shortcut, it is actually very difficult to follow. It is very difficult to conquer the entire market. , not to mention the need to be recognized by Skynet, the entire assessment process is very long, if it is not for a cosmic star like Yan Lang, this road will be difficult to go through."

"What about the third type?"

"You know a lot, ask the third one."

"The third type will be recommended by more than [-] dancers, among which there must be [-] high-level dancers, [-] expert dancers, and [-] master dancers, and the rest will be composed of members no worse than intermediate dancers. The Universal Advanced Dance Association will apply, and then with the consent of at least three dance masters in the association, they can pass the Skynet certification and be awarded the title of dance master."

"It must be said that this method is the fastest, but it is also the most difficult. Dance masters have strange tempers and different preferences. It is very difficult to get their approval. At the same time, the Universe Senior Dance Association also has a set of rules for master dancers. Their own cognition, for example, they must be proficient in at least two high-value dances, relatively proficient in three high-value dances, and their cognition of dance types should not be less than 90.00% of the total number of dance types.”

"With such high requirements, if you follow the academic school, you can easily become a dance master. If you can master two high-value dances, it is easy to get ahead in the dance competition. There is no need to work hard to take the third path Now, in my opinion, this road is simply anti-human, and the one who can succeed in the end is not the dance master at all, but the dance master."

"Grandmaster?"

"Wow! Grandmaster!"

"shudder."

In today's universe system, levels are basically divided into five types: elementary, intermediate, advanced, expert, and master, which are also the five most common types.But the master is not the ultimate level, there are two levels above that, the master and the legend.

Needless to say, legends, since they are legends, are basically dead, and only exist in everyone's voice.For example, the two Noah's Arks in the ancient country of China are now placed in the China Museum and are called legends.As well as the patriarchs of Lei's and Xia's at that time, they died long ago, and now they only live in legends.

At the master level, you can occasionally hear news about it. For example, the chief engineer of the Thunder King SSS Mecha Phoenix Bird is a master-level mecha master.There are also two master-level dancers in the dance world, one is in the ancient country of China, and the other is in the universe empire.The master has basically represented the top status of a certain industry and absolute authority.

Although the third method that person said was deliberately interpreted as a master level, which is a bit too much.But it cannot be denied that the third method is indeed stricter and more professional in the assessment of dance masters, especially the 90.00% recognition of dance types, which is simply anti-human.

To know the size of the entire universe and the number of planets, there are at least ten dances on each planet. Adding up all the dances in the universe, knowing [-] dances is just an introduction. If you want to pass this test, you must at least No fewer than [-] million dance species have been identified.Some dances have very similar music and dance, and the slight difference may be only the eyes and lips. Once such a problem arises, basically ten out of ten people will fail in this link.

The third method is not set up for a dancer at all, it can be said that it is a master-level dance teacher who is looking for the continuation of the dance.

These three methods opened everyone's eyes one after another, and they started discussing each other sentence by sentence under Wu Wuzi's channel.As a star dancer, Wu Wuzi naturally has a set of procedures to become a dancing king, the simplest of which is to dance for more than two hours. As long as she goes through a simple assessment after that, she can become an officially certified dancing king.

Now I suddenly realized that the big universe is harsh on the selection of dance masters, and fell silent.

In fact, he just said a word angrily. In his opinion, Wang Ye's status as the King of Dance couldn't be easier. Who knew that when he saw the harsh selection of the big universe, he suddenly became guilty. .

like……

seem……

Apparently...

With his status, he can't be regarded as a dance master in the big universe.

Just so inexplicably, the sense of superiority in my heart was a little less.

However, since the words had already been spoken, it was too late to make up for it, so he simply chose to silence, and all the audience who participated in canvassing and personally attacking him were banned for life.

The trick works.

Skynet has one ID per person, which is equivalent to an ID card. There is really no way to change the ID and scold them.

Wu Wuzi's channel finally quieted down.

However, the quietness on the Wuwuzi channel was exchanged for crazy discussions on all channels outside.

The topic was expanded unconsciously.

Mai Maiko's provocation.

Wang Ye's status as a non-professional dancer.

The heated discussion even spread beyond the "Dancing Star Show".

Even the media got involved and made relevant news reports.

[Dance Master Exam Process Decryption]

【Whether the king of dancing stars is considered a master of dancing】

【shock!Wang Ye who took out ghost step dance and belly dance is not a dance master]

["Dancing Star Show" is simply a farce, professional dancers and amateur dancers compete on the same stage, Qi Qiqi! 】

Wang Ye, who was still sleeping but somehow pushed to the forefront, was also very helpless.

The Lun family didn't do anything at all, so why did they make headlines again?

Alas, capable people really shine in everything they do.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Wang Ye was woken up by Xiao Zhuzi, so he turned off the channel in a daze, but when he went out to look, there was another table full of delicious food, and Tianxun sat on the edge of the table and smiled at himself.

Wang Ye hiccupped, he hadn't digested his lunch yet, what are you doing?What are you doing!

Wang Ye lost his appetite, so he put down his chopsticks after picking two bites, and Tianxun started fooling Dafa again, this one increased his mental strength, that one relieved fatigue, he could lose weight after eating any dish, and his skin healed after eating any dish.

Wang Ye rolled his eyes: "I just need to sleep, don't eat so much."

Tianxun looked at him worriedly: "You are really mentally ill, you know?"

"So I'm going to sleep, sleep!"

"You have to sleep, you have to eat, you see you have lost weight after participating in this program."

Wang Ye's eyes widened suddenly, and he was heartbroken: "Aren't you going to make me fat again?"

Tian Xun sighed, and said sadly: "It's so pitiful to lose weight, it's not cute anymore."

"..." Wang Ye stared at Tian Xun.

Tianxun "?"

Wang Ye said: "Your aesthetics are really serious."

Tianxun said seriously: "I just think that as long as you are not overly obese, a chubby person will give people a sense of happiness. Having more flesh is a sign of a happy life."

Wang Ye raised his forehead: "So there is something wrong with your aesthetics, don't you know the aesthetics of the current universe?"

"So they like thin people, so I must like thin people? What a strange rule! Do you think that people who are submissive and follow others will live better? They don't have their own ideas, they don't have their own preferences, and they live according to other people's preferences. And live with peace of mind... Is this a human? Isn't it a marionette?"

The eyes of Tian Xun who said these words were very dark, like a black hole, devouring something cruelly.

Some knots are not so easy to get over, even if he has tried his best to make himself happy, those pasts still make him painful.

And the most painful thing is that he thought he had cut off the spiritual connection with that person, but in fact, there is an invisible thread still connecting each other, it is a blood connection, an emotional connection, an invisible thread It is still restraining him, but this time he has no way out.

It took 400 years to wait for the first knife, and the second knife is destined to be far away.

Wang Ye keenly noticed that Tianxun's mood was not right, he looked at Tianxun worriedly, and then said: "Okay, I can eat a little more, but the lunch has not been digested yet, so I can only eat a little less in the evening."

Tianxun raised the corners of his mouth and smiled, as if the pain he felt just now did not exist, he picked up a piece of meat and put it next to Wang Ye's mouth: "Ah..."

A table of dishes cannot be wasted. Xiao Zhuzi and Lu Xingchen both served on the table. While eating, everyone discussed what happened on the Skynet. Only then did Wang Ye realize that so many things had happened while he was asleep.

Finally, Xiao Zhuzi said: "Wang Ye, your public value has risen a lot in the past three days, and you have already reached the second line of the galaxy."

Lu Xingchen said: "This show is over, we can go to the front line, maybe even to the middle and upper reaches of the first line."

Wang Ye said: "Work harder, such a stage is hard to find, let's strive to reach the interstellar level in one fell swoop."

Xiao Zhuzi shook his head: "From the detailed numerical value of the public value, the possibility of you reaching the interstellar level in one fell swoop is only [-]%. You can't guarantee that every show after that, the dance you take out will be better than before. Two better results."

"By the way, what are you going to do for the third dance?" Lu Xingchen asked.

"I still have to think about it. You also have to participate in the group dance. I probably have a good idea of ​​what to dance. Let me think about it."

The topic came to an end, and the three of them looked at Tianxun in unison.Tian Xun has been very silent from the very beginning, but no matter how gloomy this person looks, his own aura cannot be ignored.

Tian Xun raised his eyebrows slightly: "What?"

Wang Ye said, "What do you seem to have in mind?"

"Yes, but it has nothing to do with what you guys are discussing." After a pause, Tianxun said, "For group dances, count me in."

"Cough!" Lu Xingchen's stern face couldn't hold back, and he coughed.At that moment, the picture that appeared in his mind was Tian Xun's enchanting belly dance on the pirate ship in his original appearance wearing a tulle white dress.

Suddenly, I was so looking forward to it, how could it break?

Lu Xingchen lowered his head and rubbed his nose.

"When it comes to group dance, hip-hop is the most dynamic and has a relatively large degree of freedom. You can do a neat movement, or you can perform your own special stunts individually. These links are very eye-catching. I think this It's the best choice." Lu Xingchen analyzed his emotions solemnly.

Wang Ye thought for a while, and finally shook his head: "This method is the best, and it must be used by the most people. In fact, we all know that the Skynet scoring system can't really change the fate. Only the audience likes it." It is the most correct way, a unique dance, if they are surprised, and then they like it, they will naturally vote."

"You're right, any thoughts?"

"Yes, but it may not be easy to practice."

"New dance?" Lu Xingchen remembered that Wang Ye was always so unexpected.

"Ah."

"What dance?"

"tap dance."

"Tap dancing? What a strange name, how do you dance?"

Wang Ye coughed dryly: "I need special dancing shoes." In fact, he still doesn't know how to dance.

Next, Wang Ye told her request, Lou Hongying went to prepare the props, Wang Ye didn't care about rest, and started dancing overnight.

They asked the hotel to open up a larger room as a dance studio, and they also recruited 10 professional dancers with a foundation in dancing to learn from Wang Ye.Everyone was very excited. Some danced for up to [-] minutes, and every time they jumped to the limit before resting, trying to show themselves, sweating from exhaustion, but smiling all over their faces.

Everyone quickly became acquainted, and you chatted with me sentence by sentence.No one knew that the gloomy and withdrawn man and the baby-faced iceberg man who were difficult to get along with in the crowd were the godfather of pirates, Tianxun, and the elite soldiers of the Second Legion.

Although these two people are not very talkative, they danced for the longest time. Lu Xingchen could dance for an hour after dancing, and Tianxun even danced for two hours easily.

Immediately, the professional dancers of these dancers looked at the two with admiration, second only to Wang Ye.

Wang Ye can dance for four hours at a stretch, which is so exaggerated that he is insane.

On the first day, we danced until four o'clock in the morning. Everyone just rested in the dance studio and slept until ten o'clock in the morning before continuing to practice.

During this period, Wang Ye called Shang Tianxun and Lu Xingchen, and the three of them were pretending to be choreographing. After coping with today's dance demonstration, they hurried back to practice.

Fans on the channel frowned watching Wang Ye's dance.

"Why is this tap dance the same as the ghost step dance? It's all about foot movements."

"It's almost the same. Pangpang is also at the end of his talents. In fact, I am very satisfied to see the ghost step dance and belly dance."

"It's finally time for this guy to stop being scary. I saw his news as soon as I opened Skynet recently. It's enough."

"This dance is different from the ghost step dance. It feels very rigid. I don't think I will like it. Forget it, I went to the Wuwuzi channel. I heard that the street dance there is super exciting."

"I'm leaving too. I was looking forward to Wang Ye's new dance, but now I don't like it."

Wang Ye, Tianxun and the others choreographed the choreography intermittently, and because they didn't wear special dancing shoes, everyone couldn't understand what kind of dance it was, and many people lost interest.

During the break, two boys among the people who practiced dance together saw these people's speeches, and couldn't help but said in the channel: "You don't even know how great Teacher Wang Ye's dance is, I can guarantee that you will come back .”

"Teacher Wang Ye's dancing is really good, I can swear by my dancing career."

However, their voices were annihilated in the boiling discussion in the next second, without any spark.