Fat man wants to be super god

At this time, Wang Ye had just carefully washed his hands ten times, bowed to the east, took a deep breath, and prepared to "recharge" himself.

The halo of bad luck gave him a big surprise, but unfortunately there was only one.Taking inventory of my inventory, there is only one stamina potion left, and the hearthstone which has no special use for the time being. The space box is empty and insecure.

lottery.

It can only be a lottery.

Wang Ye opened the lottery panel, and was immediately blinded by the number behind Popularity.

Since he participated in the rematch of the Fengyun Competition, his popularity has been very high, especially after the release of Yan Lang's movie, he who is at the core of the controversy can be said to have experienced it, what is the popularity of superstars, the kind that many people know every day I feel really cool.

Rich and willful, popular and willful.

Wang Ye didn't think about it, and directly raised 25, and pressed the lottery button.

25 is his expectation for the future, not 250, nor 2.5, as long as 25, 25 weight-loss drugs, his life will change from then on.

The powerful function of the weight loss medicine, even a genetic mutation, cannot be used. It has been a month since the bottle of weight loss medicine that he drank at the beginning, and there is no possibility of rebounding at all, as if he has never had this extra piece of meat on his body. .

Weight Loss Potion...

Wang Ye closed his eyes, pressed the card, waited for a second, and then opened his eyes.

Orange Potion! ?

Wang Ye almost screamed excitedly.

But in the next second, he realized that although it was also an orange potion, the slimming potion was in a slender bottle, and this bottle was round and fat.

Is it an improved version?Or change the bottle?

The medicine in the shot fell down, Wang Ye picked up the chubby bottle in his hand, looked at it full of expectation, and almost threw the bottle out in the next second.

Fat Gain Potion: Worried You Are Too Skinny?Weight gain medicine solves your troubles, a bottle of ten catties, remember our slogan, we want muscles not fat!Follow me and shout three times, you want muscle but not fat!Muscle not fat!Want muscle, not fat!

×25 bottles.

Mad Rod!

Wang Ye resentfully threw the fat-enhancing potion on the ground, kicked it away in disgust, and never looked at it again.

He wasted 250 million popularity points and took out the fat-boosting potion that made Wang Ye jump, but he still didn't get discouraged. If there is fat gain, there will be weight loss. Is it still far away to lose weight after gaining weight?Next stop, weight loss potions!

Pump again.

This time, it was a yellow card, opened the book, a total of 25 agility attributes.

After these attribute books were opened, they were photographed and eaten by Wang Ye one after another.

25 points of agility, as the name suggests, should be an attribute point for increasing the reaction speed of the body.

Thinking of this, Wang Ye picked up a glass of water and was eager to try.

Taking a deep breath, he poured the water out of the cup, and then ran to the opposite side...

After taking a step, the water splashed onto the ground, and Wang Ye was still stiff in the starting posture, raising his eyebrows.

Well, 25 points of agility is really nothing, it should be... When Tian Xun fell from the sky, his body should be able to barely react, probably... Take a step back?

In short, it seems that 25 points is a lot, and it is definitely not beyond the scope of human physical strength. This degree of increase can be easily achieved by genetic medicine.The only difference is that the gene potion is a comprehensive enhancement, and the degree of increase depends on the individual's potential. A person can only take the gene potion once in a lifetime, and there is a life-and-death crisis.Therefore, compared to those who drank the gene potion and had several times stronger physical fitness, Wang Ye's 25 points of agility are really nothing.

After confirming the increase in agility, Wang Ye turned his attention to the lottery system again.

There are still 16 billion popularity left, and two prize draws, not even a fraction, Wang Ye really experienced the feeling of having a lot of money.

Swoosh!Keep pumping!

The lottery draw is addictive, and this feeling of strengthening yourself a little bit is simply intoxicating. Once again, Wang Ye couldn't wait to press the lottery button.

Raise 25.

From this point, Wang Ye's cautiousness can be seen again.No matter how popular he is, he doesn't know what extra consumption will be in the future. For the time being, he only needs weight-loss medicine, neither too much nor too little, as long as 25 is enough.With such a guarantee, nothing will be wasted, which is very safe.

Another lottery draw, this time with a white card surface, the pattern inside the card is a blank transparent glass bottle, holding it in your hand and looking at it, there is a potion inside, completely transparent, this nature makes the name of the potion ready to be pronounced.

Invisibility potion: the superpower that every man desires most, choose your target, let's go, Sao Nian!

Lasts 3 minutes.

× 25

Stealth?

Wang Ye thought of his bad luck halo again. Before using it, he didn't know whether it was useful or not. This kind of unsure thing, one time is enough. Since there are 25 bottles here, why don't you try it out and be sure? What?

Thinking of this, Wang Ye no longer hesitated, and raised his head to drink a bottle of invisibility potion.Immediately, I only felt a wave of heat appear from the stomach, and instantly spread to the whole body. When I looked down, not only the body disappeared, but also the clothes disappeared.

It's different from what I expected at the beginning, good potion!

Wang Ye thought for a while, stood up, and walked out.

There is only one person in the living room.Thin Monkey always likes to stay in his own room when he has nothing to do, while Yao Ji is just the opposite, as if every time he opens the door, he is always in the living room.

Yaoji curled himself up into a ball, leaned against a section of the sofa, and was watching something with his personal terminal. The projection range was within one meter around him.

The appearance of Wang Ye did not alarm Yaoji, even the private secretary in the personal terminal could not detect it.Therefore, Wang Ye saw with his own eyes that in the projection, "Skinny Monkey" was sitting next to Yaoji. Although he was as thin as a skeleton, the haze in his eyes disappeared without a trace, and his eyes were full of affection when looking at Yaoji. , That is the look that the real "thin monkey" has never had.And Yaoji tilted his head slightly, looked at the "thin monkey" in front of him, then stretched out his hand, and tapped the "skinny monkey" on the lips...

The fingers passed through the air, and there was no feeling of touching the real thing...

Sadness flashed in Yaoji's eyes.

Wang Ye was a little embarrassed. It was impossible for him not to see that Yaoji had a crush on Shouhou.However, Shouhou obviously only regards Yaoji as a brother, and Yaoji seems to have a lot of concerns and is unwilling to confess. When the parties are silent, he has to keep silent as a bystander.

It is in these various thoughts that the relationship between the three of them can continue in such a harmonious and balanced way.

No one wants to upset this balance because no one can afford the consequences.

Now that the effect of the invisibility potion has been confirmed, Wang Ye turned and left.

At the same time he turned around, he saw "Skinny Monkey" suddenly approaching Yaoji and kissing that lips...

"Hey!" Sighing quietly in his heart, Wang Ye turned and returned to the room.

The thin monkey's mind is not on love, they all know it, but how long can Yaoji endure such forbearance?Seeing that she is about to graduate, it seems that she has reached her limit.

No... Before graduation, the relationship between the three of them will have some accident because of this relationship, right?

Back in the room, my mind sank unknowingly, and I couldn't float up.Wang Ye energized himself, and went to Skynet again, confirming that Skynet cannot be invisible, which also means that this invisibility potion can only hide all physical existence, but it cannot hide brain waves, that is, mental power... Maybe it is the same as Optics and heat conduction are somewhat related.

After getting off Skynet, the time is almost up, the effect of the invisibility potion has faded, and there is no discomfort in the body.

Originally wanted to end, but hesitated for a while, Wang Ye still chose to continue.

Now that you are in a bad mood, you have to spend more time!

Re-raised to 25, this time drawing a roll of bandages.

Medical Bandages: Help!Help!Heal me quickly!Medical bandages can cure all diseases and are essential items for home travel.

× 25 rolls.

Originally wanted to try to cut a bloody mouth on the finger, Wang Ye gestured for a long time but did not go down with the knife, and finally comforted himself that the lottery system would not lie, so he neatly placed the bandage and the invisibility potion into the space box.

As for the fat-enhancing potion that he took out at the beginning, he put it in a corner of the box with disgust.Looking at the boxes that were gradually filling up, Wang Ye suddenly felt a sense of security enough to be satisfied.

Unfortunately, there are still no diet pills.

Not reconciled, even a bottle is fine, but it is ten catties!

Thinking of this, Wang Ye pressed the lottery button casually without even raising the bet.

Choose the cards and say silently in your heart, weight loss potion, or luck potion, or bad luck halo, I really don’t ask for much, just one, one is enough, the heavens win the Buddha, you see my sincerity .

Perhaps, he didn't even have confidence in himself, so he just casually chose a card and pressed it.

However, apparently his prayers were answered.

The cards flickered and turned over.

It's black playing cards!

Black playing card, special type, this is the second time Wang Ye has drawn it. The last time he was given a 1×1 cubic meter space box, the value of which was about equal to a golden stage box.

Seeing that it was black, Wang Ye jumped up and waited for the portal-like object in the card to fall on the palm of his hand, so he couldn't wait to study it.

When the "Portal" came into his hands, it immediately flowed into his palm, just like the attributes drawn before, and disappeared.

At the same time, Wang Ye had a realization in his mind.

The mall is open.

Open the permission of the mecha repair skill book.

Looking at the lottery panel again, in the upper right corner of the homepage, a small portal appeared, just like the one drawn on the cards before, the door frame was made of white boulders, and in the middle of the door was a blue swirl, big and small , seems to be constantly swallowing.

Pressing the portal of the mall, the field of view suddenly changed, and there was only one book on the empty shelf.

There is an explanation written at the bottom of the book: Mecha repair skill book 10000000 popularity points/book.

One...ten...hundred...thousand...thousand...spicy chicken, and it costs 1000 million copies!

Wang Ye suddenly knew why his popularity could not be used up no matter how much he used up. It turned out that he was trapped in this mall!

You can choose to spend [-] yuan to draw a lottery to gain luck.You can also spend a hundred times the price to buy it yourself with your popularity after you get the purchase permission.Each has its advantages and disadvantages are obvious.It's like he can't get the weight-loss medicine if he wants it, but buying it from the mall, the high price can make people tremble with pain.

And... damn it, what the hell is mecha repair?I am a man who wants to become a superstar in the universe, so Sabi can do this kind of physical work, okay?

Thinking that he was about to go to the First Legion and become that high-end military singer, Wang Ye despised this mecha repair skill book even more, thinking that he would never have the possibility to learn it in his life.

Forget it.

First, he was so irritated by Yaoji's crush on that pitiful little appearance, and then came a nonsense skill book. I just feel that the god of luck is not on me at all today, so let's avoid it.

In addition, after knowing how terrible the foodie nature of the mall is, he had to plan and prepare for his future.Once you can get the right to buy guitars or electric guitars, you have to learn to the top no matter what. My mere 16 billion popularity is really not enough.

The draw space box was full, Wang Ye closed the lottery system contentedly, deliberately made a little noise before going out, and then walked out.

Sweeping his eyes to the sofa in the living room, he saw the thin monkey sitting next to Yaoji. For a moment, Wang Ye thought that he hadn't avoided the embarrassing scene, but when he took a closer look, he realized that it was the real thin monkey.

"Why did you come out?" Wang Ye asked, walking to a single sofa.

This sofa is exclusively for him. Originally, there were three single sofas in each dormitory. After they moved in, Yaoji bought a soft sofa from Tianwang on the grounds that the single sofa could not lie down. The big sofa is back.As a result, every time Wang Ye sat on the single sofa and ate dog food, the two of them sat on both sides of the big sofa and "eyes flirted".

Perhaps it should be fortunate that the two of them haven't pierced the window paper to be together, otherwise I must have eaten miserable dog food.

"Something." The thin monkey frowned slightly, and said, "Do you know that this year's conscription season is here?"

"What's the matter? You want to join the army." The old god Wang Ye is here. He has already checked the matter of signing up to join the army.

"Yes, it seems that some people in the school have been talking about this matter recently. It seems that people from the recruitment department have already arrived at the recruitment points of various planets. However, it seems that there are not many people in our school who are going to go, and then we have to compete with those military schools. Students compete for places, we can’t even run, we can’t even jump, so what are we going to fight for?”

"I'm going." The thin monkey said so.

"what?"

"I have already decided to go to the army."

Yaoji's smile suddenly froze on his face, and then he said anxiously: "Why do you want to go to the army? You are so thin, what do you use to compete with others, even if you go, you will start as a soldier, and you will not make it through. You are an audiovisual Students in the school, you can sing and act, these are all ways out, take a step back and say, you still have the Huang family, even if you inherit the family business, your life is much better than others, are you crazy!?"

The thin monkey shook his head: "I've made up my mind."

Yaoji frowned: "But you are so thin, your physical fitness..."

"I'll work out and I'll eat more."

"But there's only less than half a month left..."

"Do as much as you can."

"Why are you doing this?"

The thin monkey looked at Yaoji and said nothing.

Yaoji's anxious tears were about to flow down his cheeks. He thought about a lot of futures, even if he and Shouhou were brothers for the rest of his life.Only went to the army, only where to go, he never thought about it.After all, the difference is too great, one is the peaceful and prosperous world, the other is the blood Shura, the two worlds seem to exist in the same universe, but they are like two different planes, no matter how deep the emotion is, it will eventually fade away.

The atmosphere became tense in an instant, Wang Ye glanced back and forth, seeing that Yaoji was going to say something, and the thin monkey's face was also a little ugly, he immediately burst out laughing.

He said with a relaxed tone: "Heroes see the same thing! To tell you the truth, I'm going to join the army too, and whoever said I'm going to be a soldier, we can be a military singer. There is something bigger than this in this world." Is it because of your background? Yaoji, do you think so? As far as I am concerned, what a way out! We’d better all join the army, wouldn’t we!”

Yaoji blinked his eyes, was stunned for a while, and then suddenly realized: "Yes, you can go to the army to sing, why didn't I think that the three of us will join the army together and go to the army to develop together, how great it is!"

The thin monkey frowned, and wanted to say something, but was stared back by Wang Ye. In the end, he remained silent, and just took a deep look at Wang Ye.

In a word, after the siege was relieved, the atmosphere in the room was restored, and Yaoji also cheered up. He couldn't wait to go to Skynet to search for the specific procedures for joining the army, and chatted while watching.Wang Ye cooperated with him, thinking heartbrokenly, you little heartless, your skinny monkey joins the army because you can't join the army if you lose weight, why don't you worry about me getting fat and not being able to join the army when I join the army?Even if my path has been paved, Mr. Fatty, your attitude is the key. I really love you for nothing!

As for King Lei's invitation to join the First Legion, Wang Ye knew the seriousness, and he couldn't speak nonsense even to his trusted brother.

In Du Bo's words, as long as he signed up according to the normal procedures, his file will naturally be transferred to the First Army Corps. It can be said that his passing is a certainty.At that time, some people may also vaguely guess who his backer is.

The procedure for conscription is not complicated. First sign up on Skynet and leave a virtual image that is completely consistent with reality. This is considered a primary election.After passing, you will be notified and go to the recruitment site on each planet to sign up.This is a retest, and once you pass it, you can pass it and successfully join the army.

However, this way of joining the army mostly starts as a soldier, and unless one is really talented, it is difficult to be promoted to an officer.And those recruits who can become candidates for officers as soon as they join the army need a third procedure-the results of graduation from the military academy, and the five major army regiments will select the best candidates for admission.

In short, not everyone can participate in the army. The requirements for comprehensive data such as physical fitness and intelligence are very high. Even if you want to become a singer in the army, you need to have excellent results in this field before you will be specially invited.

As for Wang Ye being invited by King Lei to join the First Legion, this is not surprising.

Wang Ye has pinched an unknown number of ancient source songs. This terrifying wealth can be said to not allow Wang Ye to go to other cosmic empires even if the ancient country of China is bloody.

He joined the First Legion, which meant that while he was sheltered by King Lei, he was also supervised.

Coupled with the special way of suppressing the sea of ​​spirits with his singing, it can be said that even if Wang Ye does not join the army, the high-level forces of the ancient country will still intervene, just like the ancient source research institute's competition for Wang Ye.

The only difference is that one is the military and the other is the political arena. What Wang Ye can choose is which one makes him more comfortable and comfortable, that's all.

Wang Ye is very open-minded, he is actually not that high-minded, as long as you don't provoke him, he is still a very talkative type, and he will never take the initiative to provoke others.Therefore, since he had to stand in a team, he naturally had to stand in the team he had chosen.

The reason why he chose to join the First Army was because of the greatness of Marshal Lei Wang, and because it was Yan Lang's painstaking arrangement for him, and he had to accept this favor.

Think about it, Marshal Lei Wang went to Ursa Major to listen to him sing in person even in his busy schedule. This special treatment is respect, so why would he be dissatisfied?

In this way, while discussing with Yaoji, Wang Ye, Yaoji and Shouhou also completed the online registration.

Their names had almost appeared at the end of the recruitment network, and the news of Wang Ye's joining the army appeared on Skynet.

After all, he is a first-line star on the planet, especially his fan base is on Xiong Gangxing. Although Wang Ye's every move is far from Yan Lang's, everyone in Xiong Gangxing is barely familiar.

As soon as the news of his joining the army was released on Xiong Gangxing's local news platform, there was an immediate uproar!

Is that fat man joking?

A fat man of four hundred catties joins the motherfucker's army!Are you going to be a human bomber?

Some people took advantage of Wang Ye's enthusiasm and publicly spoke on the platform: "If Wang Ye can join the army, I will perform Chixiang!"

Some people climbed the wall and entered Xiong Gangxing's recruitment site, sent Wang Ye's application for joining the army and his body data, and left messages saying: "Brother Bing, don't look at us fat and fat, but we are fat and talented, he He can sing and play the piano, and he is studying well. In fact, if you look carefully, his facial features are also very good, so apart from his weight, there is really nothing wrong with him. You must accept him. He has worked hard in the army. , Maybe you will lose weight, and you will definitely not regret accepting us fat."

Some spectators left a message under the recruiting site and said: "I told others that this is a big secret. I will give you a human bomb. You can sing and talk on the piano when you are not in war. In wartime, it is a great weapon to suppress the country. ! Hahahahaha!"

Someone else said: "Don't tell me that this fat man can join the army. With this quality, our ancient Chinese country will definitely be destroyed, right?"

The Skynet platform at the recruiting point suddenly flooded with a lot of people, and they all left messages on the platform, making fun of Wang Ye's joining the army. Many people thought it was just a hype, but because it was too weird, they were willing to Follow up.

This situation naturally attracted the attention of the recruiting point. One of the captains sent by the top to recruit soldiers, after learning about the situation, immediately sank his face and said on the platform of the recruiting point: "This is a serious occasion. There is also a set of strict review rules, applicants are requested to conduct self-examination before registration, so as not to waste our time."

Later, the captain also replied under a netizen's message: "We reject any hype, and will never recruit people with ulterior motives like Wang Ye, who are like jumping clowns, do you know how to write the word shame? "

The rank of captain may be only a basic officer in the legion, but he has enough right to speak at the recruiting point of the planet. His speech has absolute authority. He said that Wang Ye cannot join the army, so Wang Ye cannot join the army!