Fat man wants to be super god

Finally, the ceremony of showing off the booty came to an end. When the last person stood up, the bloody ceremony finally ended.

And there were too many heads on the high platform to pile up, and some even rolled under the high platform. There were too many people involved in the civil war, and naturally there were more heads. The whole hall was like a bloody hell.

According to the rules of the past, everyone can eat meat and drink heavily at this time, and some people will even grab their trophies to the table and brag about their abilities if they drink too much.

But today, Tianxun raised his hand and waved the air in front of his nose, frowned and said: "The smell of these traitors is too bad, I'm not happy at all, take them all down, clean them up."

Many people who were already ready to chat with the two heads expressed their surprise.

This is against the rules.

Discussions arose immediately, and a few people even thought that the person who got under the table had influenced Wang. I don't know why, but it seemed that Wang had a very important position in his heart.They look down on timid cowards, and even more on self-righteous people who try to provoke customs and rules.

Lily frowned, leaned over, the deep career line could be seen in her plump chest, and whispered to Tianxun: "Brothers have been holding back for a long time."

Tianxun looked at her and remained silent.

"King?" Lily said, "It can't be because of outsiders..."

However, Tianxun suddenly raised his hand and waved the bowl and chopsticks in front of him to the ground, "crackling" and shattered to the ground.

The majesty of the king made the ministers silent like cicadas.

For a moment in the hall, a quiet needle drop could be heard.

Wang Ye, who was hiding under the table, was taken aback and almost cried out again, but he held back again.Then with a bitter face, he looked at the soup leaves splashed all over his face.While cursing, he took out the bath powder and sprayed it on his body.

"What's there to be happy about?" Tian Xun asked.

Wang Ye paused, and listened with ears.

Just listen, Tianxun said: "What's the joy! What's the celebration! These people used to be our brothers! They also sit here with us, laugh, drink and share the spoils! Now they are dead! Under your noses! Those brothers who used to hang shoulder to shoulder and live and die together are dead! They betrayed us, they don't care, but can we? We are people, not beasts, we have feelings !"

I can get angry.

Tian Xun stood up, looked around, and waved his hand: "Remove them all!"

Soon, the waiters waiting outside the hall came in one after another, and the low-ranking officers also helped, and soon the heads disappeared, even the blood-stained high platform was evacuated, and the blood on the ground was also washed with Huang The liquid was cleaned up, and the air in the hall was completely new.

The food at Tianxun's feet was also cleaned up as quickly as possible. The man looked down and saw Wang Ye nestled under the table, and was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground.

"Hi~" Wang Ye waved his hand friendly.

During this period, Tian Xun stood there, looking at everyone coldly, his eyes were like torches, and anyone he saw lowered their heads to avoid their gaze.

Just like what he said, Tianxun's eyes were full of grief. With the appearance of a human head, those familiar and unfamiliar things made his heart feel like a knife, and he was so sad.

He doesn't expect everyone to be as sad as he is, and he knows that this sudden civil strife may bring more anger to his subordinates than betrayal.However, knowing this, he still hopes that everyone can have feelings in their hearts, instead of becoming cruel and cold-blooded pirates that everyone fears.

The will of the king is Tianwei, no one dares to refute it, and even some people are awakened and reflect in their hearts.

"The king is right."

"We were reckless."

"Hey, speaking of it, I've been in a bad mood since the very beginning. If it wasn't for Wang's reminder, I don't know when I would be able to wake up. What's so happy about this kind of thing, if we beat our own people, if we are beaten by the big universe People who know about it will laugh at us to death!"

"It's so fucking aggrieved!"

The atmosphere at the scene was a little condensed for a while, and it was at this time that Wang Ye climbed up from under the table.

His speed was very slow, first he poked his head out cautiously, and looked in the direction of the bloody high platform, until he found that the high platform was gone, he sat back on the chair with a sigh of relief.

In fact, the air in the hall was already very good, but Wang Ye still smelled a bloody smell from time to time, and even lost his appetite for the steaming food in front of him.

At this moment, Lili asked for the third time, to ease the atmosphere and satisfy her own curiosity, "Wang, why don't you introduce who this guest is? very curious."

Tianxun took a deep look at Lily, then turned his head to look at Wang Ye, the heavy eyes still hadn't recovered, and his tone was a little low: "You came out?"

Wang Ye blushed, "Yes."

"Tell everyone, what qualifications do you have to sit here." Tianxun said.

Wang Ye watched the bullet-like sights around him, swallowed his saliva, raised his hands, stood up tremblingly, his fair face flushed, and he said uncertainly: "I just came here. About a month, because of a little accident outside, it was Wang who saved me. My identity... well, I am outside, and I am a public figure at the level of the galaxy."

Everyone looked indifferent, as if they had never seen you before.

And what is the galaxy level? Even if they rob, they don't bother to deal with the galaxy level.

Wang Ye said: "As for me, I am famous mainly because of my singing. I am ashamed to say that although I went to a conservatory of music, it is some family songs that make me famous."

Hearing what Wang Ye said, more people sneered. In short, he is a guy with no skills. Fortunately, he was rescued by the king, so he got the opportunity to contact the king. This is the villain's success, so he sat next to the king. .

But it's only been a few days, people who don't know themselves will be left out by the king sooner or later.

Wang Ye didn't speak fast, and said slowly: "When the song came out, it became popular. The consignment audio-visual store asked me to sign a long-term contract. Yan Lang also bought my song as the theme song. Even the Guyuan Research Institute They all jumped out at me."

Yan Lang! ?

Guyuan Research Institute! ?

Even on Red Star, these two names are no strangers to them, and many people suddenly realized that something was wrong, and some straight-hearted people couldn't help but said: "Come on, let's be more trustworthy, everyone will put it on their face, Really thick-skinned."

The person who spoke was a senior colonel, and he was a well-known reckless man. His words were the most frank and scheming, and sometimes they were even associated with recklessness.He looked at Wang Ye and became a little impatient: "If you have a little self-knowledge, get out of there for me, that seat is not for you."

Someone around him tugged at him, wanting to remind him, Wang Du acquiesced, what was he talking about.

The senior colonel waved away the hands of the people around him impatiently, and glared at Wang Ye: "From the very beginning, I didn't like you, and you shrank under the table in fright, I've never seen you so timid. What qualifications do you have to sit beside the king?"

Wang Ye frowned, and said in confusion, "I don't know, if I say that I am a Guyuan singer, am I qualified enough?"

The senior colonel choked up and his eyes widened.

No one is immune to mental storms, even Red Star people have such hidden dangers.Fortunately, the Tianxun Pirates have only been established for 300 years, which is not too long given the current age limit of 800 years per capita.Therefore, those with a large brain development have not yet reached the level of mental riots that cannot be cured. Occasionally, some riots can be overcome by using some auxiliary healing methods.

In the past two years, due to the sudden problem of Lan Wu's spirit, the dignified general of the blue army fell as soon as he said he fell, and everyone began to pay more attention to the mental riots, and they also had a deep understanding of the Guyuan singer.

In Red Star, Guyuan singer really exists like a panacea!

At this moment, in the eyes of everyone, Wang Ye's roundness was even an elixir, which gave them a feeling that the big knife hanging above their heads had finally loosened a little.

Even Lili looked sideways and looked at Wang Ye squarely for the first time.

The senior colonel seemed to feel a little embarrassed by his stunned reaction just now, and he was unwilling to admit defeat, and muttered: "Guyuan singers are also divided into levels. Who knows what your fusion rate is."

"This is really untested." Wang Ye continued to pretend, but in fact his heart was already overwhelmed. He suppressed it deliberately and said in a low-key manner: "I have never had a chance to take the test. I only know that I sang a song at the beginning. song, the other party begged me to go to his army. I really don’t want to go, I can sing some songs, and I have no special training. Don’t be funny, what qualifications do I have to go to the army. He said I must Go, if I don't go, it will be a loss to his army. He will protect me and ensure that I can get along like a fish in water in the army. Hey, I can only nod when I have talked about this.

After finishing speaking, Wang Ye looked around and shook his head pretending to be regretful: "Unfortunately, I am doomed to have no fate with the First Army. gone."

"First Legion?" The colonel, who was about to sit back, froze, his eyes almost popping out.

In Wang Ye's long-winded and long-winded passage, many people listened with disapproval, and the exaggerated part of it did not even bother to expose him.

However, "First Legion"!When these four words appear, everything becomes different.

It seemed that just hearing the four words made people's hearts tense, and their impetuous mood became solemn.

The First Legion... that is the most powerful legion in the ancient country of China, equipped with high-end weapons and equipment, and all kinds of high-end talents, it is almost armed to the teeth. Compared with these pirates on their red star, they are simply wild, not worth it Mention.Especially Thunder King, who is known as the strongest god of war, and his only SSS mech in the universe, made people feel terrified, and made people feel an indescribable admiration in their hearts.

The huge gap between the two sides made the main members of the Tianxun Pirates have an instinctive awe of the First Legion.

So far, no one has dared to use the name of the First Legion to bluff.No matter how exaggerated what Wang Ye said before, since he dared to use the title of "First Legion", he would not fake it.

In addition, recruitment is now transparent, and Skynet can check it at any time, and no one will make fun of such a thing that can be broken with a poke.

Then, everyone looked at Wang expectantly.

As far as Skynet is concerned, only Wang has grasped all the truth.

Tianxun didn't speak, just watched Wang Ye pretending to be aggressive.

In the eyes of everyone, this is the default.

Is this fat man really a paramilitary from the First Legion?

Suddenly there is a feeling that the overall quality of the First Legion has been lowered, why?

After thinking about it, this fat man is Guyuan singer after all, so it's normal to have special treatment.

But who invited this fat man to join the First Legion?Those five heroes?The three commanders?Haha, in short, it can't be Lei Wang.

Wang Ye's words made the atmosphere in the whole hall very strange, especially his pretentious behavior was acquiesced by Wang Ye.Many people listened and thought at the same time, and they didn't dare to interrupt the fat man's words at will.

Wang Ye was so excited that he couldn't stop, "I thought that the big universe should be a place for me to display my talents. Who knows, I found the meaning of my existence on Red Star. You don't know how much Red Star made me feel. Shocking, the majestic towering mountains, the endless blue forest, and the giant beasts inhabiting the forest! However, none of these can match the emotion I felt when I saw the Red Star man. The Red Star woman is strong Simple, brave and loyal men, a battle let me see your iron and blood fearlessness, especially when I was desperate, the figure that fell from the sky completely changed my view of Red Star. Therefore, I decided to stay here, and You fight together!"

He waved his fists and said impassionedly: "I have no strength to restrain a chicken, I can't even lift a gun, I can only sing, but this is a war that doesn't need singing. I am anxious, I am helpless, and my heart is full The blood was ignited by the Red Star people, but I could only watch. Until one day, I picked up the wrench, and when I stood in front of a mecha, I found my life goal!"

"Mech Repair!"

"I'm stupid, one month is too short. In front of the vast knowledge of mechs, I'm like a duckweed facing a boundless ocean. But the stupid bird flies first, accumulates a lot, and under the brilliance of the king, I successfully became a senior mecha master from an apprentice!"

"During the war, I successfully repaired 42 mechas for the Blue Army, and refitted [-] of them. Maybe my power is limited in this vortex of war, but even if it's a little bit good, I want to shine and burn all my mechas. Dedicate your energy to our powerful and handsome Wang, and Red Star, who I fell in love with at first sight!"

Having said this in one breath, Wang Ye's shoulders relaxed, he looked around, and smiled lightly, "It's really great to be able to help a little in this war."

Everyone was silent.

Spicy chicken!Goosebumps all over his body exploded, and he couldn't wait to scratch it hard.

With all the strength of the red star, there is no one who can speak with such a mouth and such a thick face.

"I upgraded from an apprentice to a senior mech master in a month, and even remodeled the mecha. Why didn't you say that the mecha of the blue army's sharp knife team that shocked Red Star was the one you remodeled?" One person couldn't help asking, He couldn't take it anymore.The former Guyuan singer and the First Legion, because Wang didn't speak, he took it as real.But who are you kidding, he became a high-level mech master in a month, which was full of loopholes, and it simply exceeded the limit of his patience.

"Wang, this kid is full of lies. Give him to me. I will teach him not to dare to tell a single lie in his life!" The man who spoke grinned at Wang Ye. The smile became very ferocious.

"Cough!" Wang Ye clenched his fist on his lips, and smiled shyly, "I don't know who is the hero of the Blue Army, who can prove it for me."

Silent, quiet, no one moved.

It seemed that Wang Ye was standing alone, and what he said just now became nonsense.

As time went by, many people had mocking smiles on their faces.

Guyuan singers, they have to be kind.

First Legion, they can also show respect.

However, if this is not enough, and you still want to brag about your ability and deceive everyone, they are not good, and let this fat man know that even if you are a Guyuan singer, in our hearts, you are just an actor, Not worthy of respect!

Wang Ye blinked, glanced at Tianxun, then at Tianxun, then at Tianxun, and finally at Tianxun.

Finally, at the fourth glance, Tian Xun looked past Lan Wu.

Lan Wu smiled wryly, his power of persuasion is limited now, that's why he didn't stand up immediately, but to say who is the most convincing in such an occasion, only...

Lan Wu looked at Lan Hu.

Blue Fox laughed, no one knew what he was thinking.He stood up and said loudly: "I can prove that during the war, it was this Master Ye who persisted on the front line despite all hardships and dangers, and provided stable logistical support for our Blue Army. He, Wang Ye, was that According to legend, the legendary mecha master who transformed a B-level mecha into an A-level mecha."

"Tear!" Everyone took a breath and looked at Wang Ye with strange eyes.

He is both a Guyuan singer and a legendary mecha master. Even if he is just a high-level mecha master, his ability to convert a B-level mecha into an A-level mecha is enough to earn everyone's respect.

"Master Ye's strength is obvious to all. He has made amazing achievements in many fields. Presumably everyone has guessed that General Wu's illness was cured by Master Ye himself. You say, such a legendary figure, he has You are not qualified to appear at this celebration banquet and sit beside the king!"

Have!

Of course there is!

Compared to Master Guyuan or the First Legion, none of them have the amazing ability to transform a B-level mecha into an A-level mecha.The officers sitting here are basically fighters, and the mecha is like their life. Compared with the more illusory mental storm, they naturally like this kind of person who can improve their combat effectiveness.

What's more, these outstanding abilities are now gathered in one person.

They have no reason not to like it.

"It turns out that Master Ye is the legendary master. I was reckless. I apologize here and ask Master Ye not to take it to heart." The senior colonel stood up and apologized.Although he was a reckless man, he was straightforward, and when he realized his mistake, he apologized straightforwardly.

"Master Ye is of course qualified to sit in that position. With Master Ye on my Red Star, my Red Star's logistics force has increased by not a little bit!"

"It was the king who had the foresight to save Master Ye. If it were me, I wouldn't be able to see who is the real golden bump." Someone even started to flatter Tian Xun.

At this moment, the wind direction in the hall changed. Some people who didn't like Wang Ye suppressed their emotions, and some people even showed a kind smile to Wang Ye.

Even more treacherous Lanhu, not only praised Wang Ye among the crowd, but also showed Wang Ye a friendly smile.

Wang Ye's back straightened unconsciously, that shy smile was always on his lips, and his eyes were as crooked as the moon.

Tian Xun just looked at it like this, and unconsciously the corners of his mouth curled up. He didn't know how focused and gentle he was looking at Wang Ye at this moment.

It is said that a woman's mind is the most delicate, and when observing her sweetheart, she is even more sensitive and terrifying.

Lily soon noticed something was wrong with Tian Xun, but when her eyes fell on Wang Ye, she couldn't regard this fat man as her enemy no matter what.

It's really... Seriously, it's an insult to myself.

How is it possible that this person is a threat?It must be that this Wang Ye is too valuable, so Wang will show such a look at Wang Ye.

Finally, Wang Ye took a deep breath, ready to speak again, and said the climax of a sentence that he had been brewing for a long time...

At this moment, the door of the main hall was pushed open, and a young officer quickly walked into the main hall, passed through the crowd, and came to the side of the main table, and said with an ugly expression: "My lord, Master Mingda is here, he He brought [-] technicians to read the self-blame statement outside the royal court."

Wang Ye, who finally managed to reach the climax, was almost choked to death by his own saliva.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Master Mingda, the only master-level mecha master on the red star, the idiot who participated in this mutiny?

Tut tut!It's too unwise, if you look at Tian Xun, you won't lose, why don't you just enjoy life?Must betray!It's all right now, why bother to read the self-blame statement with an old face?

As the officer's voice fell, the atmosphere in the hall that had been boiling because of Wang Ye fell back down again, and they all looked at Wang Ye.

Although Wang Ye was upset, he could only sit down and look at Tian Xun like the others.Look carefully, look seriously, look without blinking, and then hold back a bored yawn, trying to find a speck of eye poo in the corner of Tianxun's eye... This is unscientific!Didn't you look like you were about to snore in your sleep just now?why not!