[Red Mansion] Shhh, I have a Taobao!

The father and son of the Jia family stood at the gate, and that was the most beautiful scenery on Ningrong Street. There was a beautiful uncle, a handsome groom, and a cat boy with outstanding temperament. The bridegroom official, Jia Lian, was wearing bright bright red, while Jia She, who was more stable, wore a dark red robe, which gave him a bit of Confucian temperament.

On the other hand, Jia Yu, he also wore dark red with his father, but it didn't show his stability at all, which made him more fresh and tender.Although I usually like to wear light blue and silver white, it is better to be more festive at this stall.

Even the fat boy was forced to tie a big red bow by the shit-shoveling officer, and now he is burying his fat face on Jia Yu's neck with a look of lovelessness.

Cough, no matter what the aesthetics are, the fat boy's outfit is really uncoordinated. Even Jia Lian laughed when he saw it. This younger brother doesn't seem to grow up, but he is still so lively.

However, it is enough for this family to grow up, as long as Brother Yu is always so happy.

……

"Worship heaven and earth!"

"Two thanks to the high hall!"

"Bye husband and wife!"

The bridesmaid invited by the Rongguo Mansion today worked very hard, shouted in a well-tuned manner, and was stable enough. Among all the officials, big and small, he did not show any timidity.

After worshiping, Jia Amnesty began to make an emotional speech, starting from Jia Lian wearing open crotch pants, until now he is an official and married, talking about this middle-aged man in his 40s who found a handkerchief from nowhere, symbolic He wiped the corners of his eyes.

As the groom's official, Jia Lian had mixed feelings. Although his father shed tears of relief for him, it was very touching, but why are so many people talking about their embarrassing things when they were young?

According to the custom, the bride is sent to the new house, and the groom will drink and celebrate with the guests outside.

"Miss, this servant has brought you something to suppress your hunger."

Xu Yun, a young lady from the Xu family, brought along two confidantes, and the one who spoke was Yue'er.

"Where did you get that?"

Xu Yun couldn't hide her surprise, she just walked in, how could Yue'er find the kitchen?What's more, this plate of pastries is exquisite, small and novel, and it must be ordered by the master of the house.

When Yue'er was asked by the master, a blush crept up on her face little by little, "Yes, it was given by the third master Yu, who said that he was afraid that you would be distressed if you were hungry, miss."

This little uncle is really clever, Xu Yun shyly picked up a piece of snack, but his heart was full of tenderness, the second master must like him.

……

"Lian Er, have another drink, which one of our brothers is with whom!"

"That's right, second brother Lian, give brother a little more face, do it!"

"Yes, groom officer, let's go one more~"

While pushing and yelling, Jia Lian's brain was about to explode. These animals are so dark-hearted that they can think of any reason for drinking.

Thinking of the beautiful couple waiting in the new house, Jia Lian couldn't help but smiled wryly.

"Brothers, today is a good day for my eldest brother to get married. It's too boring to drink all the time. Why don't I come and have a few drinks with you?"

The dim light shone on Jia Yu's celestial facial features, a group of young men got drunk and let Jia Lian go without saying a word.

Successfully getting the kindness of his younger brother, Jia Lian ran away nimbly like a fat boy. His younger brother knew that it was easier to drink than water, tsk tsk~ these bastards are going to be useless.

A moment of spring night is worth a thousand dollars, Jia Lian put aside all kinds of miscellaneous thoughts, and only thought about his daughter-in-law sitting on the bed.

These people are really hot chickens!Jia Yu looked boredly at a table of drunks who had passed out and fell into a mess, tsk~look at this blushing face, those who didn't know thought it was the great migration of people from the plateau!

Lifting her robe, Jia Yu took the altar of pear blossoms with her right hand and wrapped her left hand around the drunk cat, and walked briskly towards the back garden, where the sweet-scented osmanthus trees were very fragrant.

Putting the fat boy in his arms, Jia Yu opened the wine jar, and a clear and light aroma came out, "Good wine~"

For some reason, Jia Yu felt quite lonely. Having lost English politics, she seemed not as happy as she imagined. Hey, the nine-year compulsory education was indeed a success!

Holding the jar and gulping down herself, Jia Yu managed to slap on the small stone table.

"Yuer fell asleep?"

"The servant must be drunk looking at the young master."

The moonlight was hazy, and the voices of the two people were also light and shallow, but it was not difficult to hear that they were two men, one of whom was a little sharp.

After guessing what Tu Chen was thinking, Dai Quan's heart was in turmoil!For a moment, my mind was blank and my thoughts were filled with thoughts. Fortunately, he was not on duty at that time.

But even if he knew it, so what?

As an eunuch who has reached the pinnacle of his life in the officialdom, Dai Quan should not be too self-aware, he understands that he can only follow the emperor quietly and report the itinerary of Young Master Jia.

"I'll go back as soon as I go."

Restraining his urgency, Tu Chen forced himself to walk towards Jia Yu with slow steps.

These are a pair of men's hands, Jia Yu suddenly had this feeling.

"Yuer..."

Tu Chen's voice was low, and his index finger was stroking Jia Yu's reddish and tender cheeks, with a hint of tenderness in his tone.

"Hey!"

Jia Yu opened his eyes and responded quickly.The clear and clear eyes made Tu Chen's heart tremble, and he subconsciously made a decision that he regretted and embarrassed for half his life.

Turn around and run, run, run!

With the cover of the hidden guards, Tu Chen could go in and out of a Rongguo Mansion with ease.

Jia Yu was left alone in a daze.

"He runs like a mouse, and he's not afraid of showing his waist?" Jia Yu asked suspiciously.

Xiaohonghua responded, "Probably took too many exercise pills..."

"Did he tease me just now?" Jia Yu asked Xiao Honghua uncertainly.

"Emmm, probably yes! But you didn't fall asleep just now?" Xiao Honghua looked at Jia Yu's eyes without a trace of drunkenness, and made a bold guess.

"Who said lying on the stomach is drunk? I just drank too much from a sip of wine, so lie on the stomach slowly~"

Jia Yu shamelessly told the truth, and the truth is the same.It's just that Tu Chen and Dai Quan trusted their own eyes too much and made a wrong judgment.

Xiaohonghua felt sorry for the big boss and Dai Quan for three seconds.

"However, he actually teased me?!" Jia Yu finally found the point, very angry and puzzled.

"I treat him as an uncle! He actually wants to fuck me!!!" the villain in Jia Yu's mind yelled wildly with his hips on his waist.

To be honest, Little Red Flower doesn't understand very well, the partners it has met before are all kinds of boys, but they are very happy to have romantic affairs with male gods or bosses from various worlds!I have witnessed many marriages between lovers!

This is a difficult boy, Xiao Honghua commented on Jia Yu in this way.

"Xiao Hua, how do you think the Big Boss fell in love with me, the young man who personally helped him change the diaper and wipe his poop?" Jia Yu chatted with Xiao Hong Hua while resting her chin.

"Long time makes love, probably. But do you really not like him?" Xiao Honghua wanted to know Jia Yu's true thoughts.

Jia Yu casually took a sip of wine, smiling contentedly and contentedly, "Just kidding, Hua, you have to know, I'm a good-natured dog! But, I have principles! Tu Chen, he's too old , but, he looks really good!"

Xiaohonghua: You can just joke around, but please respect your assistant, okay?Also, Hua you are a big-headed ghost~ Seeing Jia Yu giving her a thumbs up, Xiao Honghua felt that Tu Chen was an unlucky ghost, and she even fell in love with a "principled" Yangou!

"Come on, let's toast the big boss!" Jia Yu raised the wine jar and drank the last sip of pear blossom brew.

Xiaohonghua (indifferent face): Don't use the big boss as an excuse for drinking! And I don't want to drink to him, I just want to mourn him...

Casually handing over the empty wine jar to a servant at home, Jia Yu stretched her waist, and walked into the room leisurely with the fat boy in her arms.

A good night's sleep for one cat and one person.

The next day, Jia Yu was woken up by her baby's stinky fart, what a stinky thief!But the instigator turned around and continued to meet Duke Zhou, and didn't notice the vicious eyes of the shit-shoveling officer who wanted to throw himself out of the bed at all.

"Xiaohua, hurry up~" Jia Yu wailed and called out her lovely assistant.

"honey what's wrong?"

"Find something that makes the fat boy fart without smelling. I want it now. I can accept more gold coins. I really can't stand being woken up by it every day. It smells so bad..."

Jia Yu felt that this fat cat was here to punish her, and she had to shovel shit for it every day if she couldn't beat her...

"I found it, the upgraded version of Pet Xiangxiang Pills, one pill is effective, even the poop is delicious! The quality is guaranteed, and it will be effective for a lifetime!"

"Okay, that's all, here's one!"

"OK, 100 gold coins each. Congratulations on your successful purchase. You still have 3005 gold coins in your balance." Xiaohonghua was very happy that she had made another transaction.

After getting the Xiangxiang pill, Jia Yu coaxed the fat boy to open his mouth, ready to feed it directly.

"and many more!"

"What's wrong?" Jia Yu was very surprised, she didn't hurt the fat boy herself.

"Well, this Xiangxiang pill is not taken orally~" Xiao Honghua hesitated to speak.

Jia Yu became even more curious, thinking about it, let me go, this is another form of Kaiselu!

Jia Yu, who broke the three views, ruthlessly lifted the fat boy's tail...

"Meow!!!"