15 years in business

Ninagawa got the variety show script, only one page, he pinched the page with his fingertips, shaking in disbelief: "This is the script?"

Lu Zhan: "Yes."

Ninagawa: "Are you sure? Didn't miss anything?"

One page is fine, the worst part is that it is still single-sided.

Lu Zhan: "The agent didn't say anything else, so there shouldn't be any."

Ninagawa gave full play to the spirit of a conspirator, and took the script to the bedside lamp to illuminate it repeatedly.

Lu Zhan quietly looked at him stupidly: "Don't be so busy."

Ningagawa found nothing after using the lamp, rolled on her bed with a heavy heart, held the script book in her hand and read it over and over again: "Why do I feel that there is a conspiracy in this?"

Lu Zhan really wanted to give Ninagawa a round of applause and say you are awesome! You guessed it right!But he can't say anything now, he must keep his mouth shut tightly.

Ninagawa read the script again: "And isn't it too simple? Can it really be sold?"

This variety show is equivalent to a small team variety show. The content is a day of him and Lu Zhan. They started filming from the moment they woke up. They filmed for 24 hours for a week, and then edited and broadcast it. It was too simple to explain in a single page.

Of course, if a variety show is really made like this, it will never be sold.

This time, what Xinghe received for them was not a group show at all, but a whole-person show, which used the tricks of the guests continuously and observed the guests' reactions as the selling point.

Lu Zhan is an internal response, and he has another real script in his hand, which describes the program flow. Of course, he will never let Ninagawa know.

"It's over, it's over, it's over, I don't think I have a sense of variety at all, and I don't know how to make trouble." Ninagawa was kept in the dark, and kept sighing.

Lu Zhan suffocated his laughter to the point of death, and comforted him solemnly: "If you think about it this way, although you can't make trouble, you can make people... No, you hate people."

There is a camera hidden in the bedside lamp, Lu Zhan glanced at the camera, and said in a breathy voice, "Slip of mouth".

Not only did Ninagawa not know what the real content of the show was, she didn't even know that the show had already started recording.

Lu Zhan put down the notebook: "Okay, I'll go to the bathroom to take a shower first, and we'll continue talking when I get back."

Ninagawa actively launched a self-rescue plan, searched the complete works of Kangxi on the Internet, and planned to pick up some useful memes from it, but he ignored Lu Zhan and said without looking up: "Go, let me cook some noodles, you It’s time to eat after washing.”

Mr. Ren Ninagawa, who lives in a virtuous home, doesn't know that at this moment, a big bag of conspiracy has been opened to him.

The plot of the show is here, Lu Zhan used the shower as a cover, but actually went out to exchange identities with Li Yu.

After a while, Li Yu will return to the dormitory, claiming to be Lu Zhan, and Lu Zhan will go to Li Yu's residence to meet with an old friend of Li Yu's.

To put it simply, this is a prank game in which two people talk nonsense with their eyes open, insisting that they are each other, and then watching how the people around them react.

The "cute point" of the show is to let two artists who have no intersection at all live together for a week, watch them complain about each other, laugh and curse, and if they happen to be a man and a woman, they can also do an episode of If You Are the One by the way.

Ninagawa is also a rubber fish brain. Xiong Tao obviously mentioned Li Yu as a guest on the show, but he easily accepted the term "Tuan Zong" without thinking about where the extra Li Yu came from.

He took out a pack of Tang Daren that Lu Zhan had just bought, boiled water, and put a seasoning packet under it.

When Ninagawa was putting the sauce, she couldn't help but scold Lu Zhan in her heart. She told him not to buy the one with chives before, but this stupid straight man still bought the wrong one.

After the water boiled, Ninagawa reached out to lift the lid of the pot——

I don’t know if the lid of the pot is in disrepair for a long time. With a crisp sound, the handle and the lid were separated. The screws on the top fell into the noodle soup, and the heat came out of the hole, scalding Ninagawa firmly. .

"Ah!" Ninagawa hastily stopped.

The lid of the pot swung twice, and then snapped back on the pot in an orderly manner. The noodle soup was boiling like nothing else, Ninagawa looked up and down, and found that he had no way to start.

Ningagawa remembered that Lu Zhan bought this little milk pot, so he asked him to come out first regardless of 21: "Lu Zhan!!"

There was a loud noise in the sky, and her boyfriend appeared on the stage. Li Yu came out of the bathroom and responded naturally: "What's wrong?"

Ninagawa danced and explained: "The pot lid! It's broken!"

Li Yu floated behind him, and Ninagawa looked at the length of the shadow on the stove, thinking something was wrong, when did Lu Zhan develop again?

He looked back: "Why are you here?! I don't remember giving you the key."

In the eyes of the people who eat melons, Li Yu and Ninagawa have no other friendship except that they just collaborated on a movie. Li Yu was afraid that he would slip up, so he quickly interrupted: "Shh..."

Naturally pulling Ninagawa behind him: "Why did you call me just now?"

Ningagawa thought this was another earthy romantic surprise by Li Yu, pointed to the small milk pot, and said, "I broke my hand."

Just now when Lu Zhan entered the bathroom, he was wearing a small dinosaur one-piece pajamas. In order to achieve a realistic effect, the program team specially made an identical one for Li Yu, and it was custom-made according to his size. The upper body looked like a Tyrannosaurus rex.

"What a big deal." Li Yu turned off the fire, picked up the hot pot lid with his bare hands, and put it in the sink.

He was busy in the kitchen, and drove Ninagawa to the living room: "You go and sit down, I'm in charge here."

Ninagawa looked at Li Yu's attire in amazement, and couldn't believe that a 35-year-old man dared to wear it like that. The pajamas happened to be green. Without thinking, he blurted out: "What are you pretending to do with the green paint on the old cucumber?" What about tender?"

Li Yu suffered [-] points of damage on the spot: "Cough...can you stop being so direct?"

Ningagawa was holding the instant noodles just out of the pot. Before he knew what was going on, he kept looking around: "Where's Lu Zhan?"

It's time to show off your acting skills!Li Yu is not from a major, no matter what award he wins, there will always be keyboard warriors who will come out and talk about how unprofessional he is.

He decided to rehabilitate the non-professional actors, mobilized the muscles on his face, and showed the most innocent expression in his life: "I am."

Ningagawa picked up a piece of chopsticks and was about to eat noodles, but the hand holding the chopsticks froze in mid-air: "You?!"

Li Yu wrinkled his nose: "Yes."

Lu Zhan would wrinkle his nose from time to time when he was talking, his imitation of this expression was amazing, it felt like Lu Zhan's soul was stuffed into Li Yu's body, even Ninagawa was a little dazed looking at it.

Ninagawa was so frightened that he even forgot that there were screws in the soup, and picked up the instant noodles and was about to put them in his mouth. Fortunately, Li Yu quickly picked out the nails, which saved him the trouble of going to the hospital for gastric lavage.

Just now Ninagawa was sitting on a chair, and Li Yu was standing behind him. When picking up screws, it was like he was holding Ninagawa and the chair in his arms. Both of them are used to this way of getting along, so even if there is a hidden camera, Li Yu I still think there's nothing wrong with doing this.

Ningagawa took a sip of the soup blankly: "Don't scare me, what happened?"

"I didn't scare you, I'm really Lu Zhan." Li Yu continued to act.

Not to be outdone, Ninagawa said, "Nonsense! Lu Zhan is not that tall! He is only 1.7 meters eight!"

Lu Zhan's official height is 1.8 meters, and Ninagawa sold him without even thinking about it.

Li Yu opened the chair and sat down: "Did you not sleep well recently, and your mind is confused?"

"I slept well, my hair didn't fall out..." Ninagawa became confused, and stroked the thick hair of bald girls whom she envied.

Li Yu insisted that it was his problem: "You made a mistake."

Ninagawa didn't even eat instant noodles, just watched him pretend.

Li Yu pushed the little milk pot forward: "Or you are too hungry and stupid, hurry up and eat first."

Lu Zhan has a special liking for this soup with chopped green onions. He bought it wrong last time and last time. Ninagawa complained that he wanted to eat without chopped green onions. Lu Zhan simply took the pot away and educated him with peace of mind: " Then don’t eat it, you’ll get fat.”

This is probably the reason why he is so good-looking and has no partner yet.

"It's full of chopped green onions, how can I eat it?" Ninagawa put down the chopsticks in distress.

Li Yu brought a pair of clean chopsticks: "I'll choose for you."

"It'll be lumpy when you finish picking the noodles." Ninagawa protested pitifully.

Li Yu thought it was reasonable, and put down his chopsticks: "Then let's go out to eat, what do you want to eat?"

At the end of the conversation, Ninagawa was finally sure that it wasn't her old eyesight or lovesickness, but the real Li Yu in front of her.

Ninagawa calmed down, opened Dianping, and slid all the way from the top to the bottom: "Let me see... yes, do you want to eat barbecue?"

"it is good."

"Then this one!" Ninagawa agreed enthusiastically.

Li Yu got up: "Wait for me to change my clothes."

Ninagawa waved at him: "Well, hurry up."

Li Yu's face was covered with blood, and he forced himself into the bathroom calmly——

In order to record the program, the staff removed the tiles on the entire wall of the bathroom, and opened up a secret passage leading to the outside world. This is where Lu Zhan went out just now.

Li Yu spoke to the camera on the cabinet: "The plan has changed, I'm going to take him out for dinner now."

Not only the pajamas of the little dinosaur, before starting the machine, Lu Zhan also carefully selected several sets of private clothes for the stylist, and the baked sweet potatoes were responsible for making an identical copy for Li Yu to wear.

Li Yu got Lu Zhan's go-out outfit, shook it open, and was stunned: "Is this what he wears?"

Roasted Sweet Potato confirmed his thoughts with a sad face: "Well, this is it."

Lu Zhan is really good-looking, and his clothes are really bad. He made his debut with the halo of the second-generation boy group, and he became fans very fast. Some trainees even signed a contract with Xinghe for Lu Zhan. Once they entered the company, they went everywhere Find out where you can meet your little brother.

Xinghe trainees have a private WeChat group, and people ask questions in the group from time to time——

Trainee A: "Hey, I often see an old man walking around near the practice room, and I don't know what he is doing. Do you know who he is?"

Trainee B: "I'm more concerned about how I can run into little brother Lu Zhan? I haven't seen him since I've been here for three months."

The above two questions had the highest repetition rate, so the group owner simply changed the announcement: To the newcomers, the uncle who walks around the practice room every day is Lu Zhan.

Kill two birds with one stone, and answer both questions in one sentence.

Li Yu was holding a pea-green jacket, a pair of ancestral sweatpants that had been washed until they turned white, and a pullover with a neckline so loose that it could be worn as a plunging V, and sighed faintly: "You didn't give him any advice when he chose clothes. ...something like that?"

Roasted Sweet Potato swears, "You can go to his closet, and if you find something better than this set, we'll lose."

Li Yu didn't want to ask why anymore, but just wanted to ask if there were any more?

Roasted sweet potatoes threw a pair of plastic flip-flops on the ground like throwing a king fry: "Brother Yu, don't forget your shoes."