The first coquettish anchor of the empire [food]

Yu Xi hummed in a good mood, put the food on the table, sat down to eat happily, and called the system proudly.

Yuxi: 666,666!

……

Yu Xi: ...Sixth brother.

【I am here.What's wrong with the host? 】

Yu Xi: "..." This broken system is definitely intentional.

"Did I look so handsome just now?" Yu Xi, who couldn't be blown rainbow fart by the barrage, had to download the system to find comfort, said triumphantly.

[The system is busy, the host please contact me later. 】

Yu Xi: "..." He was literally fuming with anger at this silly system that didn't understand any sense of humor.

【Host, I suggest you finish your lunch quickly.Do you remember that you were a sophomore at Imperial University? 】

Yu Xi casually replied while eating: "Well, what's the matter?"

[Imperial University is one of the most prestigious schools in the empire, and its rules and regulations are also notoriously strict.You, the original host, had already taken several days off because of the gland removal surgery, and then spent a few more days in the hospital. If this continues, the absenteeism rate will reach a certain level, and you will be persuaded to leave.So—you are fine, you have to go to school tomorrow. 】

[Besides, your course is quite difficult. It seems that there will be a quiz tomorrow. I suggest you start tutoring tonight. 】

Yu Xi: "???"

Yu Xi was so startled that she forgot to chew the food in her mouth.I thought I was called to save the world, but I turned out to be a Miyoshi student?

He tentatively asked, "Tomorrow... what class will I have?"

【Introduction to Mecha Practical Operations. ] 666 said in a calm tone.

Confirmed eyes, is a subject that he can't conquer.Yu Xi hugged her head in despair. You know, science and engineering are his lifelong enemy and nemesis.

The fat cow in his mouth suddenly tasted bad, Yu Xi had a bitter face, and begged sadly: "Brother Tong, are you free tomorrow? Why don't you..."

[The system is busy, the host please contact me later. 】

Yu Xi: "...Fuck."

Early the next morning, Yu Xi was woken up by Xiao Lian, and went to wash up as if sleepwalking with two huge dark circles under her eyes.He thought to himself mockingly, maybe staying up all night and exhausting his energy would make him look weaker, purer and less pretentious, but looking up... it's better not to look at it.

The young man in the mirror has curly hair that looks soft and deceitful. The charming peach blossom is a faint blue shadow under his eyes, and the small tear mole under the corner of his left eye is hidden and faintly visible.He glared at it resentfully, and it seemed like a small complaint that he was still on the verge of speaking.

If a normal person took this look from him, his bones would probably be shattered.

Yu Normal Man Xi put on his college attire with a blank face, calmly went to the kitchen and baked two poached eggs for himself, and also fried a piece of crispy sausage.The best he can do now is to get a "[-] points" before the exam, and the spiritual victory method is better than nothing.

The machine housekeeper, Xiao Lian, scanned the little master with her small electronic eyes, and reminded him with a mechanical voice: "Master, you forgot to use the hair setting spray to style your hair today. You usually have to wear wavy bangs."

Yu Xi choked on hearing the words while eating the crispy intestines.No, does the original owner have to dress up flamboyantly every day when he grows up like that before going out?He imagined it for a while, and felt that it was no different from "emptiness, loneliness, brother, quick date" written on his face.

"Little Lian, it doesn't matter if a man is unkempt. This is called masculinity. You will understand when you grow up." At least Mensao is not as hated as Mingsao, Yu Xi feels bitter.

Xiao Lian didn't understand, but he was sensible and didn't talk too much.

After breakfast, Yu Xi packed her lunch and was ready to go out.He made the lunch in advance the night before, and stored it in a black-tech fresh-keeping box. The appearance and taste are the same as when it was just out of the oven.

Walking from the living room to the entrance, Lu Yuxi felt a sense of generosity in just a few steps, and Xiaolian followed him step by step to see him out.

Walking to the door, Yu Xi took a deep breath and looked back at the well-behaved robot, and said in a heavy tone: "Lian, please listen to a few auspicious words and cheer me up."

Although the little robot couldn't understand the master's actions, it still obediently searched for blessings in the dictionary. The small eyes on the screen blinked, and said in a flat tone: "I wish the master every year today, every year..."

boom.

The door is closed.

As soon as she stepped into the campus, Yu Xi felt all kinds of gazes projected from all directions.He tried his best to ignore the bursts of sneers coming from behind him, and followed the guidance given by the system in his mind to find his classroom smoothly.

As soon as he appeared, the classroom that was originally as noisy as a vegetable garden was instantly quiet as a chicken.The few people next to the door stared at him without blinking for a long time, until they were poked with a pen by the person behind them, and then they came back to their senses and quickly changed their contemptuous eyes.

Yu Xi: "..." He roughly understands what it's like to have a negative fan value.

"Hey, he still has the nerve to go back to school."

"Yeah, I don't know how Professor Yu and the former president could have such a disappointing person."

"Why did he change his hairstyle today? Looking at the man with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, he probably wants to change the route. Hey, do you think his style is a bit like that..." A classmate with a loud voice thought he was talking softly to the side The person winked and said.

"Shhhhhhhhhhh——" the classmates around me laughed, "Don't be so loud, you think it too. It's a bit like Yuliang, isn't it? I think he's hard and won't work, he's soft, trying to seduce Fang Shaozuo away .”

Although Yu Xi had been mentally prepared for a long time, and knew that it was difficult to change a person's established impression immediately, but hearing these malicious conversations still almost caused internal injuries.He took a deep breath, silently recited the mantra "No one will replace you when you get sick when you get sick", and walked over without looking sideways.

The two classmates who arranged the choreography in person were a little surprised for a moment, but Yu Xi didn't rush up to quarrel with them. Is this a change of sex?

At this moment, a weak voice came in, "Everyone, stop arguing, Yuxi is my brother, and it's normal to dress up like me." A boy in a white shirt came out of the crowd of students, She smiled innocently at Yu Xi.

Yu Xi: "..." No, he understands the truth, but why can Yu Liang not wear a school uniform?The disciplinary committee came out to deduct points!

He looked deeply at Yu Xi, "Brother looks really good today, very energetic."

Yu Xi smiled back, eyebrows curved, "Thank you."

classmates:"……"

Yu Liang choked, his smile froze suddenly, he couldn't say what he wanted to say "but Zikai and I really love each other", his little face was flushed red.

All the students are still in the shock of how this person became more cheeky when he came back from the hospital. You must know that Yu Xi's original thick-skinnedness is just because Fang Zikai lost face by stalking him. Just be proud.Now Yu Xi seems to have a natural aura, which is really strange.

It's a good thing Yu Xi doesn't know their mental activities, otherwise he would truthfully tell the secret of his self-confidence.It's very simple, "Don't Bilian" is written on the left cheek, and "Unrivaled Under Heaven" is written on the right cheek.

A young boy in the last row by the window took the opportunity to wave to Yu Xi and motioned him to sit with him with his eyes.Yu Xi was eager for someone to rescue her, so she immediately slipped over and sat down.

The little boy has a little freckles on his face, but he is quite cute, "Hey, you are willing to talk to me this time."

Yu Xi was also very surprised when he heard this, he thought this person and the original owner were friends.After all, no matter how low the fan value is, it is impossible for a person to live without someone who can talk.If it is not a friend, why does this person help himself?

The little boy seemed to see his doubts, and said frankly: "Because I am Yangou. You are so good-looking, I can't bear to see you squeezed out like that."

It was the first time Yu Xi heard someone say that she was Yan Gou, so naturally, she couldn't help laughing.This person's expression was too generous, and when he called him good-looking, Yu Xi didn't feel offended at all, but thought this kid was quite funny.

"What's your name?"

The little boy frowned in anger, and glared at him: "I knew that my classmate hadn't paid attention to me for so long!"

Yu Xi smiled apologetically, her peach blossom eyes seemed to contain spring water, and her lips were bright red.

The little boy blushed when he saw him, and was out of breath: "You seduced me!" After the quarrel, he took out the title page of the textbook and showed it to Yu Xi, "Here, remember it, Shao Baoping. If you forget it, the beauty trick is useless .”

Yu Xi nodded quickly, trying to win over this new friend.At the next moment, he was puzzled and said: "Huh? Didn't you go to the mecha to practice today? You..." Suddenly there was an ominous premonition.

Shao Baoping's eyes were round, "Did you forget, our mecha teacher was called to the military headquarters for a training class, so it was replaced by energy purification."

Yu Xi: "???"

a bolt from the blue.It's like taking a math test, but Yu Xi is reviewing chemistry.It sounds like you have learned something, but in fact you have learned a fart.

Yu Xi: 666, you have done a lot of harm.

[The system is busy, the host please contact me later. 】

Seeing the sad face of the little beauty, Shao Baoping's quality of pity and pity engraved in his bones broke out, and he asked uncertainly: "You...couldn't you have prepared a work?"

Yu Xi: "...What work?"

It's alright, any other blows can come at the same time, he can hold on.life without love.jpg

Shao Baoping broke down, "No way?! Professor Yan is so fierce, how dare you not do it?"

The students in the front row heard the clues and couldn't help but gloated and laughed. The gossip that Yu Xi didn't do her homework spread quickly again.Yu Xi was speechless, what kind of honor student class is this? It's simply a gossip group made up of elementary school girls.

Shao Baoping wrinkled his nose, and the freckles on his face became vivid, "I can't help you with this. Professor Yan assigned us to go back and purify something we brought over. This will be included in the final assessment You are too careless about your grades!" He suddenly lowered his voice again, "I know that your father is a very powerful person, and he has made many contributions to the empire. But Professor Yan is not a person who will cheat for personal gain, I won't give you a break. You should quickly think of a way!"

Yu Xi hugged her small backpack tightly, feeling aggrieved and lonely.

Seeing his bulging backpack, Shao Baoping stretched his brows, and let out a sigh, "Are you kidding me? The homework is in your backpack, so a bulging one, don't lie to me, why are you so bad. You really made me I was taken aback, and quickly took it out for me to see."

Yu Xi: "..."

... If he wants to say that there is no homework in the backpack, but his luxurious lunch box, will anyone believe it?Hanhan Smile.jpg

The author has something to say: Xiaolian (serious): May the master have today every year and present every year.

Yu Xi (his pupils lose their highlight): I'm having a hard time.