Milk Dog Ba Zong and Women's Clothes Juju
Work related
The sender column is a completely unfamiliar email address.
He clicked on the original message of the email and checked the IP.
Shen Jingbing: "..."
Tong Zhen: "Who?"
Shen Jingbing: "F City. Yue... Father-in-law."
Tong Zhen: "..."
☆, Veteran cadres fall in love
Misunderstandings are ridiculous misunderstandings.
I don't know if it's because she has no experience in this kind of stick-beating mandarin ducks, or if she's sure that Shen Jingbing will become an idiot in front of her feelings. Qin Yan didn't even use an IP agent. As long as Shen Jingbing was vigilant and a little bit Check the IP, or find someone to inquire about the movement of Qin's real estate, and you will find the truth immediately.
But he's just fucking retarded.
The tears shed that night were all from his brain.
Shen Jingbing reached out and knocked her head hard, feeling annoyed and ashamed, she looked at Tong Zhen pitifully: "Mingming, I... all blame me!"
"Blame you for what?" Tong Zhen was also a little disturbed, and rubbed his head carelessly, "Didn't you ask me for proof? I didn't explain it on purpose."
"..."
"I thought to myself at the time, it's good if you give up, maybe you can find a woman to marry, marry a wife and have children, and live a normal life."
"..."QAQ.
"Who knew you were so fucking heartless, there are so many women in the world, you must have found a master of women's clothing."
Shen Jingbing smirked for a while, vaguely felt that the word "women's clothing boss" was very familiar, and after thinking about it, she asked blankly: "Ladies' clothing boss? Doesn't this mean a woman who looks good in women's clothing?"
"...It means a man who looks good in women's clothes."
Shen Jingbing: "..."
"I only found out later. The students kept yelling in class, so I searched."
After the two came out of the bathroom, they randomly found a dining table and sat side by side, holding hands, chatting with each other, and the conversation was filled with the air of an old cadre who was out of touch with the times.
After Baidu finished the specific meaning of "women's clothing boss", Shen Jingbing was very desperate.
What does this mean?
It means he is old.
Not only can't keep up with the times, but his eyesight is so old that he can't even recognize his boyfriend.
But having said that... Shen Jingbing rubbed Tong Zhen's fingers with her fingers: "When did you change your name?"
"I was called this when I was a child," Tong Zhen said lightly, "I am the illegitimate child of Qin Yan who had a one-night stand outside. I have my mother's surname and grew up under my grandmother's parents."
"..."
Shen Jingbing only knew that Mingming liked to eat oranges because it tasted like his grandmother's, but he didn't know that there was such a "rich family secret" behind it, so he didn't know what to say for a while.
"Later, Qin Yan's original wife and son passed away unfortunately. The old man took my mother back to the Qin family and changed my name without discussing with me. That year, I was about to take the college entrance examination. At that time, I thought I majored in character image design, but Qin Yanfei forced me to study finance, so I decided to go ahead and get admitted to the military academy ahead of schedule. It was just a gamble, but I liked it later.
"I look like my mother. I was a bit like a girl. At that time, my mother was... afraid that my father would take me away. Before I went to school, she kept raising me as a girl. She had long hair and wore small skirts. I didn't want to. My mother hugged me and cried. She didn’t cut her hair until I was in elementary school, but I grew up late and was small. Even if I was shaved, I looked like a little girl. Boys didn’t like to play with me and called me behind my back. I’m a fake girl, I checked the admission ticket during the college entrance examination, the invigilator looked at the photo at the door for a long time before letting me in, probably because he suspected that I was taking the exam for me. After I became a soldier, no one would admit my mistake.”
Shen Jingbing: "..."
But with his dead face blindness, he still admitted his mistake.
I didn't expect Mingming to have such a past when he was a child... Shen Jingbing was a little dazed when she heard it, and suddenly remembered that "Miss Tong" was drunk and cried in his arms, "Mom, I don't want to wear a small skirt. Don't grow your hair long." At that time, he only thought that the woman was sick, and even cried for no reason. He didn't expect that there was such a sad past behind it.
Shen Jingbing squeezed his fingers distressedly, not knowing how to comfort him for a moment.
"What's your expression?" Tong Zhen stretched out his hand and pushed his face to the other side, "It's all fucking over, there's no need for you to sympathize!"
"I'm not sympathetic," Shen Jingbing's handsome face was almost deformed by him, she pouted aggrievedly, "I'm just distressed."
Tong Zhen: "..."
Why is my nose suddenly a little sour?
Wasn't he infected by Shen Jingbing, a coquettish and hypocritical ghost?
Tong Zhen didn't want to be hypocritical with him, so she said lightly that she had a quarrel with Qin Yan after being forced to retire, later changed her name to major in character image design, and stayed in school to teach after graduation.
Shen Jingbing vaguely felt that Tong Zhen had missed some important details, and was about to ask, Tong Zhen glared at him: "Okay, don't be so fucking hypocritical! It's not just such a nonsense." He scribbled up Shen Jingbing shook hands with him and kissed the ring: "I accept the ring, but..."
Tong Zhen was so excited just now that she subconsciously agreed to Shen Jingbing's marriage proposal, and almost forgot that Qin Yan's "broken matter" hadn't been resolved yet: "You wait for me for a month, until I get rid of that mess... I have something to tell you."
"If you are still willing to accept me when the time comes," Tong Zhen reached out and raised his chin, looking straight into his boyfriend's handsome eyes, "I will carry you in the door eight times in a sedan chair, and when the time comes, life will be mine and death will be mine." Damn it. But you can't help but regret it!"
Shen Jingbing smiled like an idiot, nodded like a fool: "I am willing, I am willing."
Tong Zhen: "..."
He hasn't said anything yet.
But... Even if he can't overcome the psychological barrier in his whole life, and can only masturbate Plato with Shen Jingbing, Shen Jingbing is willing to be with him.He believed it.
Thinking of this, Tong Zhen couldn't help but smile from the corner of his eyes: "Let's go, go home."
"Well, go home," Shen Jingbing was happily led away by him, and as she walked, she quietly inserted her five fingers between his fingers and clasped them firmly, "When are you going back to see Mr. Yue Zhang, I will accompany you. "
Solve it together and face it together.
Even if he lost his career and lost all his hard work for so many years, he was willing to do so.
As long as Mingming doesn't push him away.
"Okay, don't mess up." Tong Zhen said casually.
He knows the old man's character well, and there is still a [-]% chance that he can sit down and discuss the conditions calmly when he goes back by himself. If Shen Jingbing goes back with him, he will fry the pot every minute.
Shen Jingbing: "..."
He pouted aggrievedly.
Tong Zhen saw that Shen Jingbing's mouth was so pouted that it could hang oil bottles, and couldn't help but burst out laughing: "You stand behind me and hold the battle for me. If I, the bronze, can't solve the boss, you, the king, will fight again, okay?"
It's the tone of coaxing children.
Shen Jingbing deeply reflected on whether she was too childish in front of her boyfriend, but after thinking about it, she felt that this was quite good.
It was late at night, and the pedestrians on the road gradually became scarce, and the street lamps dragged their side-by-side shadows for a long, long time.
Shen Jingbing squeezed their hands a little tighter. It was just the beginning of spring and it was still very cold, but he only felt that his palms were sweating slightly. He stole a kiss on the cheek: "Okay." After a while, he added: "I will listen to you in everything."
☆. Emphasis on color over friends
This should have been a very sweet moment between lovers.
In Shen Jingbing's imagination, Tong Zhen would give him an impatient look with red ears, "Don't f*cking hands and feet, get out of here!" , Come on fiercely.
But Tong Zhen pushed him away violently as if he had been burned.
After pushing away, he swayed on the spot twice as if he couldn't stand still, his face was pale and ugly under the streetlight.
Shen Jingbing was shocked, subconsciously rushed to help him: "Mingming, what's wrong with you?"
"Don't f***ing hands!" Tong Zhen gave him a cold look, "Go away!"
Shen Jingbing: "..."
He didn't dare to move in an instant, and his whole body collapsed in an instant, looking at Tong Zhen with a bewildered and pitiful look, like a big wolfhound who only knew that he made his master unhappy, but didn't know what he did wrong.
After a while, Tong Zhen finally recovered from the dizziness. Seeing Shen Jingbing's expression, she couldn't bear it. She thought that she would confess tonight, but when she heard about it, Shen Jingbing's eyes were red and her face was sympathetic and distressed. With a sticky, sticky expression, he subconsciously felt a chill.
Forget it, it's only a few days away anyway, let's talk about it after the matter is settled, when the time comes, he will buy two packs of tissues, and risk it all to serve this overage crying bag and cry him all night.
Tong Zhen glanced at him: "Come here."
Shen Jingbing took two steps forward and stopped half a meter in front of him.
Tong Zhen: "I made an agreement with you three chapters ago, did you forget?"
Shen Jingbing: "..."
Shen Jingbing: "I haven't forgotten."
Tong Zhen: "Then repeat it?"
It happened a year and a half ago, how could Shen Jingbing remember that? After recalling it for a long time, he said slowly: "First, I can't touch you unless you take the initiative to touch me. Second, unless you allow you to act like a baby, Otherwise, you are not allowed to act like a baby. The third... the third..."
Third, he couldn't remember anyway.
I was so scared that I almost cried.
"Third," Tong Zhen took his hand with a smile and clasped his fingers again, "Unless I allow you to cry, don't cry."
Shen Jingbing: "..."
He didn't dare to cry immediately, and couldn't help but smile sweetly after a while: "Mingming."
Tong Zhen: "Huh?"
"Mingming."
Tong Zhen glanced at him and motioned him to speak quickly and fart quickly.
"Mingming."
Tong Zhen: "...What exactly do you want to say?"
"It's nothing." Shen Jingbing glanced at him with a sweet smile in his eyes, "I just want to call you."
Tong Zhen: "..."
He was caught and called by Shen Jingbing all night, and he had a splitting headache. In addition, school started in two days and he had to prepare lessons, so he rolled back to X University Town early the next morning.
Shen Jingbing watched him leave with grievances, and then turned on the phone, and a WeChat voice message from the brothers popped up in the WeChat group instantly.
Oops!I forgot my buddy!
Shen Jingbing felt guilty for a moment, and the little person in her heart sweated wildly on her forehead, and clicked on the voices one by one.
Peng Rui: He left without saying hello.Sure enough, wives are like siblings, brothers are like clothes, Nima throws them away after wearing them!A bastard who values sex over friends!I have to clean up the mess for you!
Jiang Fang: Exactly!Fortunately, we have worked hard to plan for him, and he will throw it away when he is done using it.This kind of brother broke up as soon as possible, don't you think?
Li Nan: Stop complaining too.Be considerate, be considerate.How many years has Shen Lao been in drought?ah?How many years have you lived without X?Long live the understanding, brothers!
Jiang Fang: Right.
Peng Rui: All right, all right, let's break up.
Shen Jingbing: ...
Li Nan: Yo, Lao Shen woke up so early?
Jiang Fang: It's because I didn't sleep at all, hehehe!
Jiang Fang: Come on, let's do an interview, how do you feel?Isn't it cool?The kind of desire/immortal/desire/death?
Li Nan: Old Shen, you can't do this, it's easy to become impotence.Learn about sustainable development.At your age, two or three times a week, two to 10 minutes a time is enough.
Li Nan: Old Shen, did you hear that?
Li Nan: What about people?
Shen Jingbing: "..."
These bad friends!
The last bit of guilt in his heart melted away.
Shen Jing Bing shaved and washed his face refreshedly and went out. Before going out, he used hairspray to give himself a real and handsome hairstyle. When he arrived at the company, he finished the morning meeting and assigned tasks, only to realize that he was ashamed .
The so-called gender does not distinguish.
The so-called everyone is awake and I am alone.
The so-called everyone in the world knows that only I don't know.
Just think about it, it's embarrassing, okay?
But after a while, thinking of Yin Qing's performance, a glimmer of hope rose in his heart.
Shen Jingbing grabbed an employee and asked, "Do you know Tong Xiao...Tong Zhen's gender?"
Employee A was at a loss: "I know. You're a master of women's clothing."
Shen Jingbing: "Do you know that Tong Zhen is a man?"
Employee B: "I know."
……
He asked around, and the more he asked, the more desperate he became.
Back in the president's office, Shen Jingbing hooked her fingers and called Yin Xiaopang over: "Do you know that Tong Zhen is a master of women's clothing?"
"I know." Yin Qing didn't know why the president asked this suddenly, nodded blankly, and added after a while, "I didn't see it at first, but later I didn't know why you were so interested in women suddenly, so I asked People gossiped about it."
Shen Jingbing: "..."
Although finally someone with the same type of lame eyes as him, but not very happy.
Combining his mentally retarded behavior for more than a year, it is probably enough to write an eighteen-year-old novel titled "The President is Confused and Stupid".
But thinking about it the other way around, he is really different from Ms. Shen, even though his eyes are so lame that he can't distinguish between men and women, he still falls in love with Mingming.
Only love one person for a lifetime and achieve success!
Break free from the mighty Inherited Power Achievement Achievement!
After thinking about it, Shen Jingbing became happy again.
But after a while, he thought of a very important question, so for the first time in more than a year, President Shen Da went to work, fished and fell in love, and chatted with his boyfriend by voice.
Shen Jingbing: Mingming, are you there?
Shen Jingbing: Mingming, are you there?
Shen Jingbing: Mingming, are you there?
Shen Jingbing: Sexy boyfriend, call online!
Shen Jingbing: Mingming Mingming Mingming!
Tong Zhen: ...
Tong Zhen: What's the matter?
Shen Jingbing: Yes...it doesn't count.
Shen Jingbing: I have a little question, I want to ask you.
Tong Zhen: Say it!
Shen Jingbing: I told you not to be angry.
Tong Zhen: Then stop talking.
Shen Jingbing: [grievance to finger].gif
Tong Zhen: Well, I'm not angry, what's the matter?Then mother-in-law beat you up!
Shen Jingbing: [Fat intestines look forward to].gif
Tong Zhen: ...
Shen Jingbing: Well, I can't recognize you when I'm blind, but you can recognize me, right?
Tong Zhen: Yes.
Shen Jingbing: You...why did you lie to me QAQ
There was a moment of silence on WeChat.
Shen Jingbing couldn't help but raised it in her heart, wishing to give herself a slap in the face, she wanted to make your mouth so cheap, so that you would not open any pot and carry which pot.
okay?
The wife is ignoring you.
At this moment, Shen Jingbing's mobile phone rang loudly.
He was startled, only to see Mingming on the caller ID.
Shen Jingbing swallowed nervously, swiped the screen to answer: "Mingming."
"It's not clear on WeChat," Tong Zhen said. "At that time, my father threatened me with my mother. I had no choice but to break up with you. I didn't have...money at the time, and I relied on that little wages." It's not enough at all, and the studio is just a grassroots team. You can't get back together, so you can see my ex-boyfriend dangling in front of you every day, isn't it uncomfortable or bad?"
If this matter had to be put aside, Tong Zhen would definitely not bother to explain it, but he and Shen Jingbing had misunderstood each other and tortured each other for so long, and had suffered enough from poor communication.Only then did I realize that in a love relationship, even if you have a good heart, you can't say anything and hide it.
That's why I called to explain.
Shen Jingbing didn't know that there was such a thing behind it at all, and felt that her boyfriend had done so much, and Mingming had endured so much by himself, and he didn't know anything, and his heart was in a mess in an instant: "Mingming, you have been wronged. "
"Okay, don't be so fucking nasty. Hang up."
"Wait a moment."
"Anything else?"
"Well," Shen Jingbing hummed stickily, "Mingming, thank you, you are the best for me."
Tong Zhen: "..."
"I'm serious. Without your help, Jiaohong's going public would definitely be a mess."
"Oh," Tong Zhen said indifferently, "then it was 'Miss Tong' who helped. 'Miss Tong' treated you the best. You are so touched that you are going to propose to him."
Shen Jingbing: "..."
Don't blame him?
However, it's kind of cute for a boyfriend to eat his own jealousy.
Shen Jingbing hurriedly coaxed her boyfriend with good words, but the other party lost his place and avoided the treatment of Big Shen.
Tong Zhen hung up the phone.
Boyfriend is angry!
A first-level warning sounded in Shen Jingbing's heart, and she was full of thoughts on how to make her boyfriend happy, but the company had too many things to leave, and her boyfriend was busy preparing lessons, so he refused to come to the company to accompany him to work no matter what, so he could only do it sooner or later. Two delicious meals.
After a long day, two, three, four days, the sales promotion for Jiaohong's Valentine's Day ended, the work came to an end, the president could finally skip work, and Tong Zhen started school again.
He has a lot of classes this semester, almost full classes from Monday to Friday.
Shen Jingbing couldn't make an appointment with her boyfriend, so she secretly inquired about his class time and place, walked into the classroom ahead of time, and quietly sat in the last row.
☆, serious injury makeup
There are still 10 minutes before class starts, and the classroom is almost full.
I didn't expect Lao Tong's class to be quite popular.
Shen Jingbing was overjoyed, sitting in the corner of the last row, squatting and waiting for class.
Unexpectedly, the boys and girls sitting in the front row suddenly turned their heads one after another, and their eyes swept over, especially the girls, all of them had bright eyes and obvious excitement in their expressions.
Shen Jingbing:? ? ?
The girls muttered in low voices, pushing me and pushing you. After a while, a short-haired girl finally squeezed in beside him: "Excuse me, are you Mr. Shen? Just like our Tong Shuai." CP that? Right?"
Shen Jingbing:? ? ?
CP? What is CP?
CyclicPrefix, cyclic prefix?
ContentProvider, content provider?
CorrectnessProofs, proof of correctness?
Shen Jingbing looked confused, thinking that the relationship between him and Mingming was correct and there was no need to prove it, but this word seems to be used in software engineering.
Can't understand the series at all.
Seeing that he didn't answer, the girl thought he had acquiesced, and asked excitedly: "So, what is said on the Internet is true? You two are really a couple?"
This time, Shen Jingbing finally understood, thinking that the relationship between him and Mingming was spread on the Internet so quickly?Mingming really deserves to be a well-known women's clothing boss, internet celebrity teacher, well-known makeup blogger and studio boss, there is no secret in dating, really.
So Shen Jingbing smiled and nodded: "Yes."
"Ahhh!" The girl suddenly screamed softly, and jumped back, "It's true, it's true, he admitted it himself! I never thought that I would be able to become a fan of a real CP before I was born. Ahhhh!"
Shen Jingbing: "..."
He finally felt something was wrong, and asked the boy next to him in a low voice, "Why are they so excited?"
The boy shook his head, looking even more dazed than he was.
Shen Jingbing asked three questions, and finally figured out that it was because the live video of him and Tong Zhen engaging in fallen angels and participating in the Sharp Fashion Ceremony was found out, because they looked right, and they were both gay, with a kind of sweet juice Harmonious atmosphere, so the rotten girls forced them to make a couple online, all kinds of brain supplements, writing pornographic articles, cutting videos, and making comics.
The so-called pink CP of young people.
And this kind of operation?
Shen Jingbing opened the door to the new world in an instant, and followed the girl's instructions secretly to follow a few CP circle bosses and UP masters. Before reading the article, she read a few manga first.
The neck was instantly red.
Damn it!Are the kids nowadays so open-minded?
Shen Jing listened to Tong Zhen's lecture for half of the class with blushing ears, and thought to herself, my boyfriend looks so handsome in class, why is he so handsome, so funny, why is he so humorous, and at the same time couldn't help but shoot in his head Small movies, what kind of teacher-student play, desk play, podium play, full of pornographic waste, it is impossible to listen carefully.
This is the first class of freshman Tong Zhenxin.
Nothing important.
Learn about character design.
What is real makeup.
Then I will introduce you to the makeup tools. The content of this lesson is almost the same.
Tong Zhen held the makeup box and asked the students to identify each one, liquid foundation, loose powder, contour powder, eye shadow palette, liquid eyeliner, blush... The girls answered most of the answers correctly, and the boys would occasionally make a joke.
For example, talking about the magic meteor powder balls as chewing gum and chocolate beans, which caused the whole class to burst into laughter.
In a blink of an eye it was the back row's turn.
Tong Zhen had long seen Shen Jingbing sitting secretly in the corner of the last row, his face was full of spring, and it was obvious what he had made up in his mind, so he didn't want to talk to him at all, so he deliberately pretended not to know him, from putting on makeup Picked out a highlight stick from the box: "This old-looking classmate, do you recognize what this is?"
Shen Jingbing: "..."
He took it over and looked at it twice. It looked a little like lipstick and a little like eyebrow pencil.
But why is it white?
The girls were all excitedly waiting for his answer.
Shen Jingbing: "White lipstick?"
There was a burst of laughter in the classroom.
Isn't it right?
Shen Jingbing: "Brow pencil?"
"Then let me ask this classmate," Tong Zhen said with a smile on his lips, "What kind of makeup can you use white eyebrow pencil for?"
Shen Jingbing choked, and after a while, a flash of inspiration flashed in her mind, and she blurted out: "White-browed Eagle King!"
Tong Zhen: "..."
Everyone: "..."
This video was shot by the girls and uploaded on Weibo, and finally became a trending search, attracting countless sand sculptures. Hahaha Let’s not mention the matter, anyway, the classroom was laughing like crazy at that time, and it didn’t stop until the end of that class.
Knowing that this was a highlight stick, Shen Jingbing was terrified by the smile, but she was still determined to follow Tong Zhen's second big class very persistently.
This class is a third-year class, with advanced special effects makeup.
Just short of models.
Tong Zhen brought her boyfriend over and demonstrated to the students in detail the makeup process for fresh wounds such as gunshot wounds, knife wounds, blast wounds, burns, frostbite, abrasions, scalds, bruises...etc.
He also refused to unload it on the spot.
So much so that when she came out of the classroom, Shen Jingbing's whole body was "not a piece of good meat". At first glance, she was dripping with blood, as if she had been beaten violently for [-] rounds, and she was seriously injured and on the verge of death.
Shen Jingbing: QAQ
"I still have class in the afternoon," Tong Zhen said ruthlessly, "Go back by yourself first."
"Mingming, everyone is injured," Shen Jingbing sniffed, "You are still so fierce to others."
Tong Zhen looked at him speechlessly.
Shen Jingbing felt something was wrong, and when she looked back, an old man wearing glasses was standing at the door of the office with the textbook in his arms, neither entering nor retreating, with an embarrassed smile on his face.
Shen Jingbing: "..."
Tong Zhen introduced concisely: "My boyfriend. Model. Seriously injured makeup."
Shen Jingbing was so embarrassed that she wanted to disappear in place, but when she heard the word "boyfriend", she immediately smiled.He was originally very handsome when he smiled, but with his heavily wounded makeup, it was a bit tragic.
He thought he was handsome, but he smiled tragically and said, "Then you go home early after class, and I'll make orange-flavored shrimp rice for you, okay?"
Tong Zhen finally couldn't hold back his expression, and his whole body softened: "Okay."
Shen Jingbing instantly forgot her serious injury makeup, blew a kiss to her boyfriend with a rippling expression, turned around and ran away, with a [-]% turnaround rate along the way, and when she left the school, passers-by had expressions of sympathy and fear, They all walked around him so far that there was no one around him for five meters.
He just remembered that he hadn't taken off his makeup yet.
……
It takes a long time to get used to things like mental retardation.
When the car drove to the gate of the community, Shen Jingbing wanted to go to the nearby supermarket to buy some ingredients, but was called the police by an enthusiastic aunt shopping in the supermarket, and also called 120, and finally carried a large bag of oranges, green peppers, carrots, enoki mushrooms, black fungus, pork belly, jelly shrimp , was taken to the police station for questioning.
Yin Qing received an emergency call and came to the police station to pick up the president with his ID card. Seeing Shen Jingbing's "tragedy situation", she burst into tears instantly: "Mr. Shen, Mr. Shen, have you been beaten? Why do you smile so horribly? Is this the shining light in the legend? Do you have any unfulfilled wishes? Don't worry, I will make it come true for you!"
Shen Jingbing couldn't bear it anymore, reached out and slapped him on the forehead: "Your sister-in-law painted serious wound makeup."
Yin Qing:? ? ?
Yin Qing: ...
That night, he finally couldn't help posting on the Haijiao Forum - "818 Our company's mentally handicapped CEO".
This post has been serialized on the Haijiao Forum for many days, and then it accidentally became a hot post on the forum.
Turning back to the mentally handicapped CEO, he returned home from the police station very tired. He was only halfway through the orange-flavored shrimp rice when he suddenly received a call from an unfamiliar number.
Shen Jingbing didn't care, and swiped the screen to answer, only to hear an old man's angry roar from inside: "Shen Jingbing, you bastard! Did you get involved with that bastard son of mine again!"
Shen Jingbing: "..."
Shen Jingbing: "!!!"
☆, protect wife
When Tong Zhen returned home, all he saw was a poor CEO and a pot of rice with orange-flavored shrimps.Strictly speaking, it is fried rice with orange-flavored shrimp.
Tong Zhen: "..."
Tong Zhen: "What's wrong?"
Shen Jingbing was so surprised just now that she accidentally threw her phone into the frying pan, and Tong Zhen came back before she had time to make a new one.
"Mingming," Shen Jingbing sniffed, turned around and wanted to hug him, and then remembered the previous chapter three, "Can I hug you?"
Tong Zhen: "...that's fine." It doesn't matter if you hug, kiss the forehead or the back of your hand.
Shen Jingbing reached out and hugged him, put her head on his shoulder, and said sullenly: "Can I cry?"
Tong Zhen: "...um."
Shen Jingbing asked again: "Can I act like a baby?"
Tong Zhen couldn't laugh or cry: "Don't talk nonsense! What's the matter?"
"Our dad called and asked me if I was with you again," Shen Jingbing cried, "When I slipped my hand, the phone fell into the pot... and hung up our dad's phone without saying a word. The first time I answered our dad's call, I scolded him for being an asshole, and this time I hung up on him again... Do you think I'm hopeless?"
"..." Tong Zhen was stunned for a moment before realizing who our father was. He couldn't laugh or cry, "Okay, don't cry. You have been hopeless since the day you were born with a handle."
Shen Jingbing: "..." QAQ
"Gender is the original sin, and everything else is just extra hair." Tong Zhen rubbed his hair randomly, "Stop thinking about it, let me solve it... Your boyfriend is hungry. Do whatever you want, except You can fry your mobile phone, you can do anything.”
Shen Jingbing: "..."
Shen Jingbing: "Do you want a steamed boyfriend?"
Tong Zhen: "..."
Seeing her boyfriend's sharp eyes, Shen Jingbing didn't dare to talk nonsense, and hurriedly cleaned up the mess, while cleaning up, she said: "Mingming, how do you think our dad knows?" While talking, she looked around nervously: " Could it be that a camera was secretly installed in our house?"
Tong Zhen took off his coat, changed into home clothes, and peeled an orange next to him: "I have checked, but there is no one. But there is a sneaky person downstairs under you, who looks suspicious... By the way, you cue white eyebrows this afternoon At the time of Eagle King, a little girl took a video, and it might have been posted on the Internet."
Shen Jingbing: "..."
Tong Zhen was not sensitive to these things at first, but in the past two years he has almost become half an Internet celebrity, and any matter big or small can be hyped up on the Internet.
I knew that I would have kicked out an unrelated person before the class.
If Qin Yan didn't know, he could still fight for a chance to speak calmly, lay the groundwork in advance, and get vaccinated. Now... I'm afraid a big quarrel is inevitable.
Just thinking about it makes my brain hurt.
But it doesn't matter.
Now that he has money in hand, he can provide his mother with a good life, and more importantly...
Tong Zhen raised his head and looked at the busy figure in the kitchen, feeling warm in his heart. More importantly, he had a boyfriend and had the courage to face everything with him.
"I'll go home on the weekend," Tong Zhen said during dinner, "talk to the old man. Don't think too much about it, wait for me to come back."
Shen Jingbing: "I'll go with you."
Tong Zhen raised his head, glanced at him, and was about to speak when he felt his left hand was secretly held: "Mingming, don't push me away again. Let's face all the difficulties together, shall we?"
Stop pushing me away.
Tong Zhen's heart trembled: "Okay."
After the itinerary was finalized, Shen Jingbing booked a plane ticket in advance, bought an unknown number of gifts, and nervously asked my dad if he liked this or that. He was not at all calm, which made Tong Zhen a little nervous too. .
"No fragile items, and no sharp ones." Tong Zhen pointed to the big bag on the sofa expressionlessly, "I think this blanket is good, and it doesn't hurt if you hit it on the head."
Shen Jingbing: "..."
"By the way, he likes to lose dogs when he's angry. Buy two more bags of dog food and dog biscuits. It's also good to win more alliances."
Shen Jingbing: "..."
Four words floated in his mind - fishy!wind!Blood!rain!
I bought a flight ticket for Friday night. On Thursday night, Shen Jingbing was so nervous that she didn't fall asleep all night. The next morning, she had a meeting and her mind was broken three times. She looked at her watch every few minutes and couldn't calm down to work. It happened to be nothing important, so I simply skipped work and drove to the university town to find my boyfriend for dinner after eleven o'clock.
Forgot to wear a coat.
Shen Jingbing, dressed in a suit, sent WeChat messages to her boyfriend on campus in a beautiful and freezing manner.
The Tong family member: Mingming, are you there?
The member of Tong's family: Mingming, I'm at your school, let's have lunch together.
Tong’s guy: What kind of duck do you want to eat?
……
There was no reply for a long time, Shen Jingbing thought that Tong Zhen was still in class, and didn't care, so she secretly poked and ran to Teacher B 502 on Tong Zhen's schedule.
There is no class in the classroom.
Many students were noisy in the classroom.
Shen Jingbing: "Where is your teacher Tong?"
This happened to be the class he was in last time, and many students recognized him, saying in confusion: "I was called away by the principal."
"They also said they were going to suspend classes."
"I don't believe Teacher Tong is that kind of person!"
"Know the face but not the heart."
"Even if Teacher Tong is gay," a girl pulled Shen Jingbing into the classroom, "Look, tall, rich and handsome." Then she pointed to the crying boy in the corner: "Short and poor. Teacher Tong will fall in love with someone like him ?”
……
Shen Jingbing was confused: "What happened?"
The girl who pulled him up just now said: "Liu Yu reported Teacher Tong, saying that Teacher Tong is gay...what the hell?"
Shen Jingbing's eyes changed slightly.
The girl thought he had misunderstood, and quickly explained: "This is all Liu Yan's one-sided words. We all believe that Teacher Tong is not such a person."
"Well," Shen Jingbing asked the girl, "where is the principal's office?"
After getting the answer, he gave the boy a cold look: "You go by yourself, or should I drag you away?"
Principal's office.
Tong Zhen's eyes were cold: "That's right, I'm gay. But it's been 9012, is homosexuality still a crime?"
Principal Huang: "It's not about homosexuality, it's that..."
"I sexually/harass/harass a male student?" Tong Zhen raised the left corner of his mouth, and smiled coldly, "I can't harass my boyfriend. I harass him? Does he mean what he says? What about witnesses? Physical evidence What? Take it out. When he cried, he was sexually harassed by me? Then I cry now, saying that you called me to the office to carry out sexual/harassment, will you also be suspended for inspection?"
Principal Huang had long heard that he had a bad mouth, but it didn't involve matters of principle. Tong Zhen was more talkative than anyone else, and he almost forgot. Kind of person. But... students report with their real names. You know, there have been several similar incidents in colleges and universities before. Recently, the Ministry of Education has caught this one very strictly. You should suspend classes for a few days to avoid the limelight, and I will ask someone to investigate as soon as possible Clear the truth, okay?"
Before Tong Zhen could speak, the office door rang twice, and then it was pushed open.
A handsome man in a suit and leather shoes walked in, followed by a male student who bowed his head and sobbed softly.The man walked up to Principal Huang with a smile, and extended a hand politely: "Principal Huang, hello. Let me introduce myself. I am Teacher Tong's boyfriend."
Principal Huang: "..."
Tong Zhen: "..."
"I happen to have nothing to do during this time, and I'm clinging to him all day long, so I'm curious... This classmate, when did Teacher Tong harass you?"
Liu Shang lowered his head and trembled when he heard his words, but didn't say a word.
"Are you afraid that Teacher Tong will beat someone?" Shen Jingbing said with a smile, "Don't worry, Principal Huang is here, and he will definitely uphold justice for you. Principal Huang, do you think so?"
Now that the words have come to this point, Principal Huang can only encourage with an embarrassed smile: "Yes. Don't be afraid, speak boldly."
Liu Yan: "..."
"Wait a minute," Shen Jingbing took out her mobile phone from her pocket and turned on the recording software, "Record it and hand it over to the police so that you don't have to repeat it. When did Teacher Tong harass you? When and where?"
"I...I don't remember exactly, just this week, the grove behind the school."
"It doesn't matter if you can't remember clearly," Shen Jingbing said persuasively, "You always remember during the day and night, right?"
Liu Shang: "Bai... During the day."
"What's the weather like that day, sunny or cloudy? Is it raining?"
"Overcast... overcast."
"I checked the weather forecast. It was sunny during this period, but the day before yesterday was cloudy. Morning or afternoon?"
"Noon... noon."
"Well, there seemed to be a class in your class the morning before yesterday, until the end of get out of class at twelve o'clock, teaching 413 in A, and there are three roads from A to the grove. If I remember correctly, there are cameras. Where do you go? one?"
"..."
"Don't remember? It's all right. You tell President Huang, what did he do? Verbally harass or touch you? Did he touch you? Where did he touch you?"
"Which clothes was he wearing at the time? Did you struggle? Did you touch his? His clothes were left unwashed at home, maybe your DNA could be detected."
……
"Hey, why are you crying?"
☆, slap face
For things like lies, I'm afraid of going into details.
The more you say, the more you get wrong.
Principal Huang looked at the boy who was left speechless by this man who claimed to be Ms. Tong's boyfriend and only knew how to cry. How could he not understand what was going on?
But things need evidence.
The boy didn't know why, he was crying with snot and tears
He clicked on the original message of the email and checked the IP.
Shen Jingbing: "..."
Tong Zhen: "Who?"
Shen Jingbing: "F City. Yue... Father-in-law."
Tong Zhen: "..."
☆, Veteran cadres fall in love
Misunderstandings are ridiculous misunderstandings.
I don't know if it's because she has no experience in this kind of stick-beating mandarin ducks, or if she's sure that Shen Jingbing will become an idiot in front of her feelings. Qin Yan didn't even use an IP agent. As long as Shen Jingbing was vigilant and a little bit Check the IP, or find someone to inquire about the movement of Qin's real estate, and you will find the truth immediately.
But he's just fucking retarded.
The tears shed that night were all from his brain.
Shen Jingbing reached out and knocked her head hard, feeling annoyed and ashamed, she looked at Tong Zhen pitifully: "Mingming, I... all blame me!"
"Blame you for what?" Tong Zhen was also a little disturbed, and rubbed his head carelessly, "Didn't you ask me for proof? I didn't explain it on purpose."
"..."
"I thought to myself at the time, it's good if you give up, maybe you can find a woman to marry, marry a wife and have children, and live a normal life."
"..."QAQ.
"Who knew you were so fucking heartless, there are so many women in the world, you must have found a master of women's clothing."
Shen Jingbing smirked for a while, vaguely felt that the word "women's clothing boss" was very familiar, and after thinking about it, she asked blankly: "Ladies' clothing boss? Doesn't this mean a woman who looks good in women's clothing?"
"...It means a man who looks good in women's clothes."
Shen Jingbing: "..."
"I only found out later. The students kept yelling in class, so I searched."
After the two came out of the bathroom, they randomly found a dining table and sat side by side, holding hands, chatting with each other, and the conversation was filled with the air of an old cadre who was out of touch with the times.
After Baidu finished the specific meaning of "women's clothing boss", Shen Jingbing was very desperate.
What does this mean?
It means he is old.
Not only can't keep up with the times, but his eyesight is so old that he can't even recognize his boyfriend.
But having said that... Shen Jingbing rubbed Tong Zhen's fingers with her fingers: "When did you change your name?"
"I was called this when I was a child," Tong Zhen said lightly, "I am the illegitimate child of Qin Yan who had a one-night stand outside. I have my mother's surname and grew up under my grandmother's parents."
"..."
Shen Jingbing only knew that Mingming liked to eat oranges because it tasted like his grandmother's, but he didn't know that there was such a "rich family secret" behind it, so he didn't know what to say for a while.
"Later, Qin Yan's original wife and son passed away unfortunately. The old man took my mother back to the Qin family and changed my name without discussing with me. That year, I was about to take the college entrance examination. At that time, I thought I majored in character image design, but Qin Yanfei forced me to study finance, so I decided to go ahead and get admitted to the military academy ahead of schedule. It was just a gamble, but I liked it later.
"I look like my mother. I was a bit like a girl. At that time, my mother was... afraid that my father would take me away. Before I went to school, she kept raising me as a girl. She had long hair and wore small skirts. I didn't want to. My mother hugged me and cried. She didn’t cut her hair until I was in elementary school, but I grew up late and was small. Even if I was shaved, I looked like a little girl. Boys didn’t like to play with me and called me behind my back. I’m a fake girl, I checked the admission ticket during the college entrance examination, the invigilator looked at the photo at the door for a long time before letting me in, probably because he suspected that I was taking the exam for me. After I became a soldier, no one would admit my mistake.”
Shen Jingbing: "..."
But with his dead face blindness, he still admitted his mistake.
I didn't expect Mingming to have such a past when he was a child... Shen Jingbing was a little dazed when she heard it, and suddenly remembered that "Miss Tong" was drunk and cried in his arms, "Mom, I don't want to wear a small skirt. Don't grow your hair long." At that time, he only thought that the woman was sick, and even cried for no reason. He didn't expect that there was such a sad past behind it.
Shen Jingbing squeezed his fingers distressedly, not knowing how to comfort him for a moment.
"What's your expression?" Tong Zhen stretched out his hand and pushed his face to the other side, "It's all fucking over, there's no need for you to sympathize!"
"I'm not sympathetic," Shen Jingbing's handsome face was almost deformed by him, she pouted aggrievedly, "I'm just distressed."
Tong Zhen: "..."
Why is my nose suddenly a little sour?
Wasn't he infected by Shen Jingbing, a coquettish and hypocritical ghost?
Tong Zhen didn't want to be hypocritical with him, so she said lightly that she had a quarrel with Qin Yan after being forced to retire, later changed her name to major in character image design, and stayed in school to teach after graduation.
Shen Jingbing vaguely felt that Tong Zhen had missed some important details, and was about to ask, Tong Zhen glared at him: "Okay, don't be so fucking hypocritical! It's not just such a nonsense." He scribbled up Shen Jingbing shook hands with him and kissed the ring: "I accept the ring, but..."
Tong Zhen was so excited just now that she subconsciously agreed to Shen Jingbing's marriage proposal, and almost forgot that Qin Yan's "broken matter" hadn't been resolved yet: "You wait for me for a month, until I get rid of that mess... I have something to tell you."
"If you are still willing to accept me when the time comes," Tong Zhen reached out and raised his chin, looking straight into his boyfriend's handsome eyes, "I will carry you in the door eight times in a sedan chair, and when the time comes, life will be mine and death will be mine." Damn it. But you can't help but regret it!"
Shen Jingbing smiled like an idiot, nodded like a fool: "I am willing, I am willing."
Tong Zhen: "..."
He hasn't said anything yet.
But... Even if he can't overcome the psychological barrier in his whole life, and can only masturbate Plato with Shen Jingbing, Shen Jingbing is willing to be with him.He believed it.
Thinking of this, Tong Zhen couldn't help but smile from the corner of his eyes: "Let's go, go home."
"Well, go home," Shen Jingbing was happily led away by him, and as she walked, she quietly inserted her five fingers between his fingers and clasped them firmly, "When are you going back to see Mr. Yue Zhang, I will accompany you. "
Solve it together and face it together.
Even if he lost his career and lost all his hard work for so many years, he was willing to do so.
As long as Mingming doesn't push him away.
"Okay, don't mess up." Tong Zhen said casually.
He knows the old man's character well, and there is still a [-]% chance that he can sit down and discuss the conditions calmly when he goes back by himself. If Shen Jingbing goes back with him, he will fry the pot every minute.
Shen Jingbing: "..."
He pouted aggrievedly.
Tong Zhen saw that Shen Jingbing's mouth was so pouted that it could hang oil bottles, and couldn't help but burst out laughing: "You stand behind me and hold the battle for me. If I, the bronze, can't solve the boss, you, the king, will fight again, okay?"
It's the tone of coaxing children.
Shen Jingbing deeply reflected on whether she was too childish in front of her boyfriend, but after thinking about it, she felt that this was quite good.
It was late at night, and the pedestrians on the road gradually became scarce, and the street lamps dragged their side-by-side shadows for a long, long time.
Shen Jingbing squeezed their hands a little tighter. It was just the beginning of spring and it was still very cold, but he only felt that his palms were sweating slightly. He stole a kiss on the cheek: "Okay." After a while, he added: "I will listen to you in everything."
☆. Emphasis on color over friends
This should have been a very sweet moment between lovers.
In Shen Jingbing's imagination, Tong Zhen would give him an impatient look with red ears, "Don't f*cking hands and feet, get out of here!" , Come on fiercely.
But Tong Zhen pushed him away violently as if he had been burned.
After pushing away, he swayed on the spot twice as if he couldn't stand still, his face was pale and ugly under the streetlight.
Shen Jingbing was shocked, subconsciously rushed to help him: "Mingming, what's wrong with you?"
"Don't f***ing hands!" Tong Zhen gave him a cold look, "Go away!"
Shen Jingbing: "..."
He didn't dare to move in an instant, and his whole body collapsed in an instant, looking at Tong Zhen with a bewildered and pitiful look, like a big wolfhound who only knew that he made his master unhappy, but didn't know what he did wrong.
After a while, Tong Zhen finally recovered from the dizziness. Seeing Shen Jingbing's expression, she couldn't bear it. She thought that she would confess tonight, but when she heard about it, Shen Jingbing's eyes were red and her face was sympathetic and distressed. With a sticky, sticky expression, he subconsciously felt a chill.
Forget it, it's only a few days away anyway, let's talk about it after the matter is settled, when the time comes, he will buy two packs of tissues, and risk it all to serve this overage crying bag and cry him all night.
Tong Zhen glanced at him: "Come here."
Shen Jingbing took two steps forward and stopped half a meter in front of him.
Tong Zhen: "I made an agreement with you three chapters ago, did you forget?"
Shen Jingbing: "..."
Shen Jingbing: "I haven't forgotten."
Tong Zhen: "Then repeat it?"
It happened a year and a half ago, how could Shen Jingbing remember that? After recalling it for a long time, he said slowly: "First, I can't touch you unless you take the initiative to touch me. Second, unless you allow you to act like a baby, Otherwise, you are not allowed to act like a baby. The third... the third..."
Third, he couldn't remember anyway.
I was so scared that I almost cried.
"Third," Tong Zhen took his hand with a smile and clasped his fingers again, "Unless I allow you to cry, don't cry."
Shen Jingbing: "..."
He didn't dare to cry immediately, and couldn't help but smile sweetly after a while: "Mingming."
Tong Zhen: "Huh?"
"Mingming."
Tong Zhen glanced at him and motioned him to speak quickly and fart quickly.
"Mingming."
Tong Zhen: "...What exactly do you want to say?"
"It's nothing." Shen Jingbing glanced at him with a sweet smile in his eyes, "I just want to call you."
Tong Zhen: "..."
He was caught and called by Shen Jingbing all night, and he had a splitting headache. In addition, school started in two days and he had to prepare lessons, so he rolled back to X University Town early the next morning.
Shen Jingbing watched him leave with grievances, and then turned on the phone, and a WeChat voice message from the brothers popped up in the WeChat group instantly.
Oops!I forgot my buddy!
Shen Jingbing felt guilty for a moment, and the little person in her heart sweated wildly on her forehead, and clicked on the voices one by one.
Peng Rui: He left without saying hello.Sure enough, wives are like siblings, brothers are like clothes, Nima throws them away after wearing them!A bastard who values sex over friends!I have to clean up the mess for you!
Jiang Fang: Exactly!Fortunately, we have worked hard to plan for him, and he will throw it away when he is done using it.This kind of brother broke up as soon as possible, don't you think?
Li Nan: Stop complaining too.Be considerate, be considerate.How many years has Shen Lao been in drought?ah?How many years have you lived without X?Long live the understanding, brothers!
Jiang Fang: Right.
Peng Rui: All right, all right, let's break up.
Shen Jingbing: ...
Li Nan: Yo, Lao Shen woke up so early?
Jiang Fang: It's because I didn't sleep at all, hehehe!
Jiang Fang: Come on, let's do an interview, how do you feel?Isn't it cool?The kind of desire/immortal/desire/death?
Li Nan: Old Shen, you can't do this, it's easy to become impotence.Learn about sustainable development.At your age, two or three times a week, two to 10 minutes a time is enough.
Li Nan: Old Shen, did you hear that?
Li Nan: What about people?
Shen Jingbing: "..."
These bad friends!
The last bit of guilt in his heart melted away.
Shen Jing Bing shaved and washed his face refreshedly and went out. Before going out, he used hairspray to give himself a real and handsome hairstyle. When he arrived at the company, he finished the morning meeting and assigned tasks, only to realize that he was ashamed .
The so-called gender does not distinguish.
The so-called everyone is awake and I am alone.
The so-called everyone in the world knows that only I don't know.
Just think about it, it's embarrassing, okay?
But after a while, thinking of Yin Qing's performance, a glimmer of hope rose in his heart.
Shen Jingbing grabbed an employee and asked, "Do you know Tong Xiao...Tong Zhen's gender?"
Employee A was at a loss: "I know. You're a master of women's clothing."
Shen Jingbing: "Do you know that Tong Zhen is a man?"
Employee B: "I know."
……
He asked around, and the more he asked, the more desperate he became.
Back in the president's office, Shen Jingbing hooked her fingers and called Yin Xiaopang over: "Do you know that Tong Zhen is a master of women's clothing?"
"I know." Yin Qing didn't know why the president asked this suddenly, nodded blankly, and added after a while, "I didn't see it at first, but later I didn't know why you were so interested in women suddenly, so I asked People gossiped about it."
Shen Jingbing: "..."
Although finally someone with the same type of lame eyes as him, but not very happy.
Combining his mentally retarded behavior for more than a year, it is probably enough to write an eighteen-year-old novel titled "The President is Confused and Stupid".
But thinking about it the other way around, he is really different from Ms. Shen, even though his eyes are so lame that he can't distinguish between men and women, he still falls in love with Mingming.
Only love one person for a lifetime and achieve success!
Break free from the mighty Inherited Power Achievement Achievement!
After thinking about it, Shen Jingbing became happy again.
But after a while, he thought of a very important question, so for the first time in more than a year, President Shen Da went to work, fished and fell in love, and chatted with his boyfriend by voice.
Shen Jingbing: Mingming, are you there?
Shen Jingbing: Mingming, are you there?
Shen Jingbing: Mingming, are you there?
Shen Jingbing: Sexy boyfriend, call online!
Shen Jingbing: Mingming Mingming Mingming!
Tong Zhen: ...
Tong Zhen: What's the matter?
Shen Jingbing: Yes...it doesn't count.
Shen Jingbing: I have a little question, I want to ask you.
Tong Zhen: Say it!
Shen Jingbing: I told you not to be angry.
Tong Zhen: Then stop talking.
Shen Jingbing: [grievance to finger].gif
Tong Zhen: Well, I'm not angry, what's the matter?Then mother-in-law beat you up!
Shen Jingbing: [Fat intestines look forward to].gif
Tong Zhen: ...
Shen Jingbing: Well, I can't recognize you when I'm blind, but you can recognize me, right?
Tong Zhen: Yes.
Shen Jingbing: You...why did you lie to me QAQ
There was a moment of silence on WeChat.
Shen Jingbing couldn't help but raised it in her heart, wishing to give herself a slap in the face, she wanted to make your mouth so cheap, so that you would not open any pot and carry which pot.
okay?
The wife is ignoring you.
At this moment, Shen Jingbing's mobile phone rang loudly.
He was startled, only to see Mingming on the caller ID.
Shen Jingbing swallowed nervously, swiped the screen to answer: "Mingming."
"It's not clear on WeChat," Tong Zhen said. "At that time, my father threatened me with my mother. I had no choice but to break up with you. I didn't have...money at the time, and I relied on that little wages." It's not enough at all, and the studio is just a grassroots team. You can't get back together, so you can see my ex-boyfriend dangling in front of you every day, isn't it uncomfortable or bad?"
If this matter had to be put aside, Tong Zhen would definitely not bother to explain it, but he and Shen Jingbing had misunderstood each other and tortured each other for so long, and had suffered enough from poor communication.Only then did I realize that in a love relationship, even if you have a good heart, you can't say anything and hide it.
That's why I called to explain.
Shen Jingbing didn't know that there was such a thing behind it at all, and felt that her boyfriend had done so much, and Mingming had endured so much by himself, and he didn't know anything, and his heart was in a mess in an instant: "Mingming, you have been wronged. "
"Okay, don't be so fucking nasty. Hang up."
"Wait a moment."
"Anything else?"
"Well," Shen Jingbing hummed stickily, "Mingming, thank you, you are the best for me."
Tong Zhen: "..."
"I'm serious. Without your help, Jiaohong's going public would definitely be a mess."
"Oh," Tong Zhen said indifferently, "then it was 'Miss Tong' who helped. 'Miss Tong' treated you the best. You are so touched that you are going to propose to him."
Shen Jingbing: "..."
Don't blame him?
However, it's kind of cute for a boyfriend to eat his own jealousy.
Shen Jingbing hurriedly coaxed her boyfriend with good words, but the other party lost his place and avoided the treatment of Big Shen.
Tong Zhen hung up the phone.
Boyfriend is angry!
A first-level warning sounded in Shen Jingbing's heart, and she was full of thoughts on how to make her boyfriend happy, but the company had too many things to leave, and her boyfriend was busy preparing lessons, so he refused to come to the company to accompany him to work no matter what, so he could only do it sooner or later. Two delicious meals.
After a long day, two, three, four days, the sales promotion for Jiaohong's Valentine's Day ended, the work came to an end, the president could finally skip work, and Tong Zhen started school again.
He has a lot of classes this semester, almost full classes from Monday to Friday.
Shen Jingbing couldn't make an appointment with her boyfriend, so she secretly inquired about his class time and place, walked into the classroom ahead of time, and quietly sat in the last row.
☆, serious injury makeup
There are still 10 minutes before class starts, and the classroom is almost full.
I didn't expect Lao Tong's class to be quite popular.
Shen Jingbing was overjoyed, sitting in the corner of the last row, squatting and waiting for class.
Unexpectedly, the boys and girls sitting in the front row suddenly turned their heads one after another, and their eyes swept over, especially the girls, all of them had bright eyes and obvious excitement in their expressions.
Shen Jingbing:? ? ?
The girls muttered in low voices, pushing me and pushing you. After a while, a short-haired girl finally squeezed in beside him: "Excuse me, are you Mr. Shen? Just like our Tong Shuai." CP that? Right?"
Shen Jingbing:? ? ?
CP? What is CP?
CyclicPrefix, cyclic prefix?
ContentProvider, content provider?
CorrectnessProofs, proof of correctness?
Shen Jingbing looked confused, thinking that the relationship between him and Mingming was correct and there was no need to prove it, but this word seems to be used in software engineering.
Can't understand the series at all.
Seeing that he didn't answer, the girl thought he had acquiesced, and asked excitedly: "So, what is said on the Internet is true? You two are really a couple?"
This time, Shen Jingbing finally understood, thinking that the relationship between him and Mingming was spread on the Internet so quickly?Mingming really deserves to be a well-known women's clothing boss, internet celebrity teacher, well-known makeup blogger and studio boss, there is no secret in dating, really.
So Shen Jingbing smiled and nodded: "Yes."
"Ahhh!" The girl suddenly screamed softly, and jumped back, "It's true, it's true, he admitted it himself! I never thought that I would be able to become a fan of a real CP before I was born. Ahhhh!"
Shen Jingbing: "..."
He finally felt something was wrong, and asked the boy next to him in a low voice, "Why are they so excited?"
The boy shook his head, looking even more dazed than he was.
Shen Jingbing asked three questions, and finally figured out that it was because the live video of him and Tong Zhen engaging in fallen angels and participating in the Sharp Fashion Ceremony was found out, because they looked right, and they were both gay, with a kind of sweet juice Harmonious atmosphere, so the rotten girls forced them to make a couple online, all kinds of brain supplements, writing pornographic articles, cutting videos, and making comics.
The so-called pink CP of young people.
And this kind of operation?
Shen Jingbing opened the door to the new world in an instant, and followed the girl's instructions secretly to follow a few CP circle bosses and UP masters. Before reading the article, she read a few manga first.
The neck was instantly red.
Damn it!Are the kids nowadays so open-minded?
Shen Jing listened to Tong Zhen's lecture for half of the class with blushing ears, and thought to herself, my boyfriend looks so handsome in class, why is he so handsome, so funny, why is he so humorous, and at the same time couldn't help but shoot in his head Small movies, what kind of teacher-student play, desk play, podium play, full of pornographic waste, it is impossible to listen carefully.
This is the first class of freshman Tong Zhenxin.
Nothing important.
Learn about character design.
What is real makeup.
Then I will introduce you to the makeup tools. The content of this lesson is almost the same.
Tong Zhen held the makeup box and asked the students to identify each one, liquid foundation, loose powder, contour powder, eye shadow palette, liquid eyeliner, blush... The girls answered most of the answers correctly, and the boys would occasionally make a joke.
For example, talking about the magic meteor powder balls as chewing gum and chocolate beans, which caused the whole class to burst into laughter.
In a blink of an eye it was the back row's turn.
Tong Zhen had long seen Shen Jingbing sitting secretly in the corner of the last row, his face was full of spring, and it was obvious what he had made up in his mind, so he didn't want to talk to him at all, so he deliberately pretended not to know him, from putting on makeup Picked out a highlight stick from the box: "This old-looking classmate, do you recognize what this is?"
Shen Jingbing: "..."
He took it over and looked at it twice. It looked a little like lipstick and a little like eyebrow pencil.
But why is it white?
The girls were all excitedly waiting for his answer.
Shen Jingbing: "White lipstick?"
There was a burst of laughter in the classroom.
Isn't it right?
Shen Jingbing: "Brow pencil?"
"Then let me ask this classmate," Tong Zhen said with a smile on his lips, "What kind of makeup can you use white eyebrow pencil for?"
Shen Jingbing choked, and after a while, a flash of inspiration flashed in her mind, and she blurted out: "White-browed Eagle King!"
Tong Zhen: "..."
Everyone: "..."
This video was shot by the girls and uploaded on Weibo, and finally became a trending search, attracting countless sand sculptures. Hahaha Let’s not mention the matter, anyway, the classroom was laughing like crazy at that time, and it didn’t stop until the end of that class.
Knowing that this was a highlight stick, Shen Jingbing was terrified by the smile, but she was still determined to follow Tong Zhen's second big class very persistently.
This class is a third-year class, with advanced special effects makeup.
Just short of models.
Tong Zhen brought her boyfriend over and demonstrated to the students in detail the makeup process for fresh wounds such as gunshot wounds, knife wounds, blast wounds, burns, frostbite, abrasions, scalds, bruises...etc.
He also refused to unload it on the spot.
So much so that when she came out of the classroom, Shen Jingbing's whole body was "not a piece of good meat". At first glance, she was dripping with blood, as if she had been beaten violently for [-] rounds, and she was seriously injured and on the verge of death.
Shen Jingbing: QAQ
"I still have class in the afternoon," Tong Zhen said ruthlessly, "Go back by yourself first."
"Mingming, everyone is injured," Shen Jingbing sniffed, "You are still so fierce to others."
Tong Zhen looked at him speechlessly.
Shen Jingbing felt something was wrong, and when she looked back, an old man wearing glasses was standing at the door of the office with the textbook in his arms, neither entering nor retreating, with an embarrassed smile on his face.
Shen Jingbing: "..."
Tong Zhen introduced concisely: "My boyfriend. Model. Seriously injured makeup."
Shen Jingbing was so embarrassed that she wanted to disappear in place, but when she heard the word "boyfriend", she immediately smiled.He was originally very handsome when he smiled, but with his heavily wounded makeup, it was a bit tragic.
He thought he was handsome, but he smiled tragically and said, "Then you go home early after class, and I'll make orange-flavored shrimp rice for you, okay?"
Tong Zhen finally couldn't hold back his expression, and his whole body softened: "Okay."
Shen Jingbing instantly forgot her serious injury makeup, blew a kiss to her boyfriend with a rippling expression, turned around and ran away, with a [-]% turnaround rate along the way, and when she left the school, passers-by had expressions of sympathy and fear, They all walked around him so far that there was no one around him for five meters.
He just remembered that he hadn't taken off his makeup yet.
……
It takes a long time to get used to things like mental retardation.
When the car drove to the gate of the community, Shen Jingbing wanted to go to the nearby supermarket to buy some ingredients, but was called the police by an enthusiastic aunt shopping in the supermarket, and also called 120, and finally carried a large bag of oranges, green peppers, carrots, enoki mushrooms, black fungus, pork belly, jelly shrimp , was taken to the police station for questioning.
Yin Qing received an emergency call and came to the police station to pick up the president with his ID card. Seeing Shen Jingbing's "tragedy situation", she burst into tears instantly: "Mr. Shen, Mr. Shen, have you been beaten? Why do you smile so horribly? Is this the shining light in the legend? Do you have any unfulfilled wishes? Don't worry, I will make it come true for you!"
Shen Jingbing couldn't bear it anymore, reached out and slapped him on the forehead: "Your sister-in-law painted serious wound makeup."
Yin Qing:? ? ?
Yin Qing: ...
That night, he finally couldn't help posting on the Haijiao Forum - "818 Our company's mentally handicapped CEO".
This post has been serialized on the Haijiao Forum for many days, and then it accidentally became a hot post on the forum.
Turning back to the mentally handicapped CEO, he returned home from the police station very tired. He was only halfway through the orange-flavored shrimp rice when he suddenly received a call from an unfamiliar number.
Shen Jingbing didn't care, and swiped the screen to answer, only to hear an old man's angry roar from inside: "Shen Jingbing, you bastard! Did you get involved with that bastard son of mine again!"
Shen Jingbing: "..."
Shen Jingbing: "!!!"
☆, protect wife
When Tong Zhen returned home, all he saw was a poor CEO and a pot of rice with orange-flavored shrimps.Strictly speaking, it is fried rice with orange-flavored shrimp.
Tong Zhen: "..."
Tong Zhen: "What's wrong?"
Shen Jingbing was so surprised just now that she accidentally threw her phone into the frying pan, and Tong Zhen came back before she had time to make a new one.
"Mingming," Shen Jingbing sniffed, turned around and wanted to hug him, and then remembered the previous chapter three, "Can I hug you?"
Tong Zhen: "...that's fine." It doesn't matter if you hug, kiss the forehead or the back of your hand.
Shen Jingbing reached out and hugged him, put her head on his shoulder, and said sullenly: "Can I cry?"
Tong Zhen: "...um."
Shen Jingbing asked again: "Can I act like a baby?"
Tong Zhen couldn't laugh or cry: "Don't talk nonsense! What's the matter?"
"Our dad called and asked me if I was with you again," Shen Jingbing cried, "When I slipped my hand, the phone fell into the pot... and hung up our dad's phone without saying a word. The first time I answered our dad's call, I scolded him for being an asshole, and this time I hung up on him again... Do you think I'm hopeless?"
"..." Tong Zhen was stunned for a moment before realizing who our father was. He couldn't laugh or cry, "Okay, don't cry. You have been hopeless since the day you were born with a handle."
Shen Jingbing: "..." QAQ
"Gender is the original sin, and everything else is just extra hair." Tong Zhen rubbed his hair randomly, "Stop thinking about it, let me solve it... Your boyfriend is hungry. Do whatever you want, except You can fry your mobile phone, you can do anything.”
Shen Jingbing: "..."
Shen Jingbing: "Do you want a steamed boyfriend?"
Tong Zhen: "..."
Seeing her boyfriend's sharp eyes, Shen Jingbing didn't dare to talk nonsense, and hurriedly cleaned up the mess, while cleaning up, she said: "Mingming, how do you think our dad knows?" While talking, she looked around nervously: " Could it be that a camera was secretly installed in our house?"
Tong Zhen took off his coat, changed into home clothes, and peeled an orange next to him: "I have checked, but there is no one. But there is a sneaky person downstairs under you, who looks suspicious... By the way, you cue white eyebrows this afternoon At the time of Eagle King, a little girl took a video, and it might have been posted on the Internet."
Shen Jingbing: "..."
Tong Zhen was not sensitive to these things at first, but in the past two years he has almost become half an Internet celebrity, and any matter big or small can be hyped up on the Internet.
I knew that I would have kicked out an unrelated person before the class.
If Qin Yan didn't know, he could still fight for a chance to speak calmly, lay the groundwork in advance, and get vaccinated. Now... I'm afraid a big quarrel is inevitable.
Just thinking about it makes my brain hurt.
But it doesn't matter.
Now that he has money in hand, he can provide his mother with a good life, and more importantly...
Tong Zhen raised his head and looked at the busy figure in the kitchen, feeling warm in his heart. More importantly, he had a boyfriend and had the courage to face everything with him.
"I'll go home on the weekend," Tong Zhen said during dinner, "talk to the old man. Don't think too much about it, wait for me to come back."
Shen Jingbing: "I'll go with you."
Tong Zhen raised his head, glanced at him, and was about to speak when he felt his left hand was secretly held: "Mingming, don't push me away again. Let's face all the difficulties together, shall we?"
Stop pushing me away.
Tong Zhen's heart trembled: "Okay."
After the itinerary was finalized, Shen Jingbing booked a plane ticket in advance, bought an unknown number of gifts, and nervously asked my dad if he liked this or that. He was not at all calm, which made Tong Zhen a little nervous too. .
"No fragile items, and no sharp ones." Tong Zhen pointed to the big bag on the sofa expressionlessly, "I think this blanket is good, and it doesn't hurt if you hit it on the head."
Shen Jingbing: "..."
"By the way, he likes to lose dogs when he's angry. Buy two more bags of dog food and dog biscuits. It's also good to win more alliances."
Shen Jingbing: "..."
Four words floated in his mind - fishy!wind!Blood!rain!
I bought a flight ticket for Friday night. On Thursday night, Shen Jingbing was so nervous that she didn't fall asleep all night. The next morning, she had a meeting and her mind was broken three times. She looked at her watch every few minutes and couldn't calm down to work. It happened to be nothing important, so I simply skipped work and drove to the university town to find my boyfriend for dinner after eleven o'clock.
Forgot to wear a coat.
Shen Jingbing, dressed in a suit, sent WeChat messages to her boyfriend on campus in a beautiful and freezing manner.
The Tong family member: Mingming, are you there?
The member of Tong's family: Mingming, I'm at your school, let's have lunch together.
Tong’s guy: What kind of duck do you want to eat?
……
There was no reply for a long time, Shen Jingbing thought that Tong Zhen was still in class, and didn't care, so she secretly poked and ran to Teacher B 502 on Tong Zhen's schedule.
There is no class in the classroom.
Many students were noisy in the classroom.
Shen Jingbing: "Where is your teacher Tong?"
This happened to be the class he was in last time, and many students recognized him, saying in confusion: "I was called away by the principal."
"They also said they were going to suspend classes."
"I don't believe Teacher Tong is that kind of person!"
"Know the face but not the heart."
"Even if Teacher Tong is gay," a girl pulled Shen Jingbing into the classroom, "Look, tall, rich and handsome." Then she pointed to the crying boy in the corner: "Short and poor. Teacher Tong will fall in love with someone like him ?”
……
Shen Jingbing was confused: "What happened?"
The girl who pulled him up just now said: "Liu Yu reported Teacher Tong, saying that Teacher Tong is gay...what the hell?"
Shen Jingbing's eyes changed slightly.
The girl thought he had misunderstood, and quickly explained: "This is all Liu Yan's one-sided words. We all believe that Teacher Tong is not such a person."
"Well," Shen Jingbing asked the girl, "where is the principal's office?"
After getting the answer, he gave the boy a cold look: "You go by yourself, or should I drag you away?"
Principal's office.
Tong Zhen's eyes were cold: "That's right, I'm gay. But it's been 9012, is homosexuality still a crime?"
Principal Huang: "It's not about homosexuality, it's that..."
"I sexually/harass/harass a male student?" Tong Zhen raised the left corner of his mouth, and smiled coldly, "I can't harass my boyfriend. I harass him? Does he mean what he says? What about witnesses? Physical evidence What? Take it out. When he cried, he was sexually harassed by me? Then I cry now, saying that you called me to the office to carry out sexual/harassment, will you also be suspended for inspection?"
Principal Huang had long heard that he had a bad mouth, but it didn't involve matters of principle. Tong Zhen was more talkative than anyone else, and he almost forgot. Kind of person. But... students report with their real names. You know, there have been several similar incidents in colleges and universities before. Recently, the Ministry of Education has caught this one very strictly. You should suspend classes for a few days to avoid the limelight, and I will ask someone to investigate as soon as possible Clear the truth, okay?"
Before Tong Zhen could speak, the office door rang twice, and then it was pushed open.
A handsome man in a suit and leather shoes walked in, followed by a male student who bowed his head and sobbed softly.The man walked up to Principal Huang with a smile, and extended a hand politely: "Principal Huang, hello. Let me introduce myself. I am Teacher Tong's boyfriend."
Principal Huang: "..."
Tong Zhen: "..."
"I happen to have nothing to do during this time, and I'm clinging to him all day long, so I'm curious... This classmate, when did Teacher Tong harass you?"
Liu Shang lowered his head and trembled when he heard his words, but didn't say a word.
"Are you afraid that Teacher Tong will beat someone?" Shen Jingbing said with a smile, "Don't worry, Principal Huang is here, and he will definitely uphold justice for you. Principal Huang, do you think so?"
Now that the words have come to this point, Principal Huang can only encourage with an embarrassed smile: "Yes. Don't be afraid, speak boldly."
Liu Yan: "..."
"Wait a minute," Shen Jingbing took out her mobile phone from her pocket and turned on the recording software, "Record it and hand it over to the police so that you don't have to repeat it. When did Teacher Tong harass you? When and where?"
"I...I don't remember exactly, just this week, the grove behind the school."
"It doesn't matter if you can't remember clearly," Shen Jingbing said persuasively, "You always remember during the day and night, right?"
Liu Shang: "Bai... During the day."
"What's the weather like that day, sunny or cloudy? Is it raining?"
"Overcast... overcast."
"I checked the weather forecast. It was sunny during this period, but the day before yesterday was cloudy. Morning or afternoon?"
"Noon... noon."
"Well, there seemed to be a class in your class the morning before yesterday, until the end of get out of class at twelve o'clock, teaching 413 in A, and there are three roads from A to the grove. If I remember correctly, there are cameras. Where do you go? one?"
"..."
"Don't remember? It's all right. You tell President Huang, what did he do? Verbally harass or touch you? Did he touch you? Where did he touch you?"
"Which clothes was he wearing at the time? Did you struggle? Did you touch his? His clothes were left unwashed at home, maybe your DNA could be detected."
……
"Hey, why are you crying?"
☆, slap face
For things like lies, I'm afraid of going into details.
The more you say, the more you get wrong.
Principal Huang looked at the boy who was left speechless by this man who claimed to be Ms. Tong's boyfriend and only knew how to cry. How could he not understand what was going on?
But things need evidence.
The boy didn't know why, he was crying with snot and tears
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