those people and those things

Originally, Mu thought that this job would be abandoned as quickly as in the past, but after breaking the record of losing a job in one month, everything went smoothly.Although he doesn't believe that there is a definite destiny in the dark, Mu can't help but feel that the powerful middle finger Tathagata and the shopkeeper with closed eyes have opened an enchantment, blocking the bad luck that has haunted him for a long time.

It was two months after Mu started working that he really realized that the shopkeeper who slept all day had a real background.

In the beginning, there were always people looking for Sha Jia to go out in a hurry. Mu didn't pay much attention at first, but later he noticed that those people came with teeth and claws, and they left with a smile on their faces. Sha Jia didn't have any special expression.Unable to hold back his curiosity, Mu once asked casually what they wanted from you.Suddenly, Sha Jia smiled, hooked his fingers and said that he will take you out of the field next time.

"Next time" is coming soon.Sha Jia entrusted the store to Miro and Camus, and brought Amu with him as promised.On the way, I heard Sha Jia talking with someone here, and it turned out that it was because the house had died and people wanted to correct Feng Shui to get rid of bad luck.In the past, Mu might not have taken it seriously, but his luck of losing his job has disappeared inexplicably recently, which now makes him somewhat skeptical about Shaka's purification ability.

When they arrived at the place, the visitors respectfully withdrew to let Shaka do the trick.Sha Jia was honest and blunt, first went to soak the shit, then gnawed on a banana, touching this and that.Mu couldn't see it and reminded him, Sha Jia didn't turn his head, and still threw it over with a secret.

Mu had no choice but to see Sha Jia suddenly stopped, thinking that he was going to take out some magic weapon and Taoist talisman, but unexpectedly Sha Jia sat down on the sofa and suddenly cursed.

All kinds of obscenities came out of Shaka's mouth one after another. Mu stared at his boss's handsome profile and felt unbelievable. With Shaka's face, he scolded Faksett like the Buddha who raised his middle finger. wonderful.It was messy, Shaka suddenly stopped talking, and then opened his eyes.

This time Mu Ke was really surprised.After working for two months, this was the first time I saw the boss open his eyes, but standing behind him helplessly, he could only see his eyelashes raised.He was about to go to the front to have a look, but found that he couldn't lift his feet at all, and wanted to make a sound, but he just opened his mouth and couldn't speak.

On this side, Sha Jia stared at a certain point in the sky, took out a string of Buddhist beads and waved it, Mu felt the inexplicable bondage on his body was released.Shaka took out a marker pen and blackened a prayer bead.When he turned around again, he had already closed his eyes, and he was the usual shopkeeper again.

Looking back now, it seems real and unreal. Since then, Mu has never been on the field with Sha Jia again, and he has never asked about all kinds of mysteries, and probably he will not answer if he asks.Another thing that bothered him was not seeing what it looked like for the boss to open his eyes.Based on his intuition after years of experience in the arena, Amu was sure that nothing good would happen when Shaka opened his eyes.

Appendix: Interview with King Shaka: Teach you to get rid of the earth binding spirit step by step

Shaka: Generally speaking, earthbound spirits can be regarded as pure spirits. They have no other thoughts, only one obsession.But earthbound spirits are hard to find, unless there is something extremely impure as a catalyst to force them out.That's what I really mean by shitting and swearing.What?Why do you ask me to eat bananas?Alas, I always sit at the (cabinet) table recently, and I eat less fruits and vegetables, and I feel weak when I poop... huh?Where did you learn to swear? (Takes out a book of environmental protection green paper eye protection and flips through the lesson preparation notes) The poems are collected everywhere, the poems are among the people... What does it mean to paint Buddhist beads with a marker pen?Ah, that, the Buddhist beads absorb the earth-bound spirit, which is an extra layer of insurance to ensure that it will not leak!Exorcism fees?This number (make a gesture).Don't think it's too expensive, it's a technology monopoly.Although I have described the method, there are still physical problems.Like my mechanic, he is born to attract the lives of unlucky ghosts, and his ability to suck ghosts is several times higher than my prayer beads.The field staff took him and came out by himself without looking for the Earth Binding family.You said I knew it earlier, why am I still shitting?Alas, shitting at home isn't a waste of toilet paper and water, you don't know how to be thrifty at all.Earn so much money and still be stingy?The income from exorcising ghosts cannot be spent, and must be stored for a few years until the resentment disappears.where?Save it in the bank, the bank has security guards, killing evil spirits quickly kills resentment.currency circulation?That's right, there must be resentment for not cleaning the money.what to do?Laundering money through banks or buying things like me, I use Fuyanjie to wash and wash healthier!Say I hurt someone?At worst, if you are haunted, ask me to get rid of it, and I will give you a [-]% discount...

[The Mobius-like road to making money is worthy of the rogue monk King Shaka! 】

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