those people and those things

At eight o'clock in the morning on the 26th, Milo was woken up by the alarm clock on his mobile phone.After washing up and moving his body, he packed his luggage and rushed to Fa Xiao's house.He took out the key to open the door, and used the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms on Ka Miao, who had fallen asleep. After finally picking him up, he had to carry him to Minos' house to repeat the above process. After waking up, the three of them took a taxi on the road and went straight to the outskirts of the city.

It was mentioned above that Camus's parents live in the military area, but in fact Miro's parents do too.The father of the two was a comrade-in-arms of a division back then, and their relationship was so good that it was misleading.If Milo's father hadn't encouraged Camus' father to chase after Camus's mother back then, and then he had a good date, others would have thought that there must be something wrong with the two of them, because they were so close.

When Camus gave birth to Camus, Miluo’s father said, if my wife has a daughter, she will definitely marry your boy; if she has a boy, they will be good buddies for life.Later, when Milo was born, Camus' family went to visit. Miro could cry and make trouble when he was a child, but he could stop when he stayed with Camus, which made the fathers of both sides deeply feel the inheritance of friendship.Of course, when the two little bastards grew up, they started to work hand in hand and make trouble everywhere, but this was beyond the expectation of the two fathers.

When he was stationed in the border, Kamiao’s father was a civilian soldier, managing files. After being transferred back to the mainland, he still did some risk-free copywriting work. Last year, he retired early last year. He painted Chinese paintings and calligraphy at home, raised flowers, fish and birds. Very sentimental.The old man has a young face and usually wears glasses. He looks educated and cultivated. In fact, only Camus knows how ruthless his father is. Miro's father was in charge of battlefield analysis, but after being transferred back, he went to the criminal police detachment to do criminal investigation. Back in the military system, give theoretical lessons to recruits, and still be active at work.The two families now live opposite each other in the compound of the military region, and they can basically be regarded as a family of two: the mothers take turns cooking, and the fathers play chess and drink together when they have nothing to do.

Every time Milo came back, he would bring his cousin Minos with him.My cousin's family lives in the south, and it's really hard to go back during the Spring Festival travel season, so I spend the Spring Festival with my cousin's family.The three people got off the car at the gate of the military compound, and the soldiers on guard checked their IDs and called to confirm before letting them in.As soon as he entered the house, Miro Kamiao showed his original shape. The two 20-year-old boys and their mothers were constantly being mean. Are you alive! Go shopping for vegetables!"

Camus is a person who is afraid of the cold in winter and the heat in summer, so Momojiu just doesn’t want to move; Milo can pretend to be good, and volunteered to go shopping with Camius, but was kicked by Camus on the ass——Milo Luo has been a yellow embryo since he was a child. Relying on his cuteness, he took the opportunity to stick into Kamiao Niang's big breasts.Now that he has grown up so much, he is still lustful.

"Luo Luo, go help your mother pick vegetables, Auntie and Xiao Miao go." Ka Miao Niang touched Mi Luo's face and slapped her son out.

Later, the two families gathered at Miro's house to eat and chat.Ka Miao Niang gave her son some cold jellyfish with chopsticks, and asked casually, "Hey, how is Xiaoxiu now?"

When the two fathers over there heard it, they also pricked up their ears.I have to say that the fathers of Miroka and Miu really praised Shura: young man, he is clean and neat, he comes from the army, and he is reliable. I really hope my son is like this...

"He's fine." Kamiao kept pawing at the food, and his mother's next sentence shocked him: "Is there a date?"

Mi Luo's arrow-like gaze shot over.

"No, no..." Camus said with difficulty.

"Hey, give Xiaoxiu a call later. I don't remember his house being too far away. Before the Chinese New Year, let him come to play at home. Auntie brought a few girls over for Xiaoxiu to have a look at." Mi Luoniang went on Ka Miao Niang's words continued.

"A few more girls... Is this a blind date or a prostitute..." Ka Miao whispered, then said, "He probably won't make it through, and he has to help his parents clean up and prepare to kill pigs. Besides, you just need to worry about how old he is." ..."

"Xiaoxiu is not young." Ka Miao Niang said, "His birthday was years ago, so he is 24."

"24 is too early." Ka Miao said pouting, and Mi Luo Niang immediately picked up: "It's not like getting married as soon as we meet, and we have to take it easy. Start early to avoid panic."

"No, no!" Camus stood up immediately: "I, I don't agree!"

Next to him, Milo pinched Camus's thigh, "You're brainless? Why do you disagree?"

"I..." Ka Miao choked for a moment, "I, I don't have a partner yet, if there is a girl, give it to me first, don't take advantage of outsiders."

Minos, who was eating on the opposite side, couldn't hold back, and rice grains sprayed all over the table.

The two women's soldiers were also stunned. After a while, Ka Miaoniang said: "If you are active, you can find it yourself. You are not yet of legal marriage age."

"I, I didn't get married as soon as we met..." Ka Miao's mind was in a mess, but she still knew how to retaliate against him, and Milo kept tugging at him: "You're nothing at all." Contradictions have been shifted, but the problem has not been resolved.”

"Where is Luo Luo, do you want to talk about friends?" Kamiao Niang asked Miro again, and now Miro pinched Camiao even harder: "What do you call this, drag me in and fuck!" Although he mutters like this, he still knows how to rescue his good buddies: "Camius is funny (joking), his girlfriend is me and my girlfriend is him. We are more in love than gold. Don't provoke me."

This time Camus kicked Miro: "You're talking nonsense again!" The parents over there laughed for a while, and no one brought up the matter after it was revealed.But this time, Camus was frightened.Tossing and turning in bed in the middle of the night, unable to fall asleep, opened the window in the cold and threw stones at the next door: "Milo, get over here!"

Milo opened the window, jumped over the window sill twice and jumped into Camus' bedroom.The two of them lay down in bed, staring at the ceiling for a while, and Camus said: "I thought we had plenty of time, but I didn't expect it to end before it even started."

Milo turned over and got out of bed, picked up the lamp and was about to smash Camus: "You literary bastard, I'm disgusted to death!"

"What's wrong, Luo Er*!" Camus hugged Mi Luo's waist and started howling, "My mother wants to introduce Shura to someone!"

"Wake up, I was there at the time, you think I'm deaf." Milo threw Camus back under the bed, and rolled in himself, "The problem isn't our mother's introduction, it's that you and Shura don't have the same characters at all. Forget it, there is not even a position to stop it." Milo put his arms around his buddies and suggested: "If you want me to tell you, you should first confirm the relationship. If Shura wants to be with you, you don't need to worry about the blind date. He will refuse it himself. .”

"How are you sure?" Ka Miao cried: "First of all, my parents will definitely support Shura in finding a girl to give birth to a grandson for the second elder. Secondly... I don't know how to convey it to Shura? I, I don't know even if I do. What's his reaction? If he dislikes me just like that, wouldn't it be possible that he won't be able to be friends in the end...I'm afraid!"

"You should be afraid." Milo said calmly, "You are so virtuous. You said that Shura spoiled you since you were young. When have you ever been considerate of others? If you want me, I won't follow you. a burden."

When Fa Xiaoyi told the truth, Ka Miao immediately went crazy: "I will change! I will change! I will learn the three obediences and the four virtues!"

"It's useless to study, you man..." Milo poured cold water on him again.

"Wait a minute... You said that we never saw Shura like any girl since we were young, and he has been in the army for so long, maybe..." Camus suddenly turned on the reasoning mode, and Milo picked his nostrils. : "I don't see him having a soft spot for any man. Your hypothesis is not valid. Besides, he is older than the two of us, so I can tell you about the relationship. I think..." Milo pretended to be deep After a pause, Camus immediately punched him in the stomach: "What are you looking at!"

"I think... you have to ask Aphrodite about this..." Milo said with difficulty, clutching his stomach.

*Luoer: In the Northeast dialect, it is customary to add the pronunciation of Er after the nickname of a single character. "儿" is pronounced together with the previous word, so it is pronounced "罗er".

The author has something to say: Camus is an idiot, Milo inherited his father's intelligence==+